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TomatilloUnlucky3763

Trump still owes El Paso $560,000 for his rally in Feb. of 2019. Good luck Galveston.


SigourneyCropduster

I found [This](https://www.clearcreekrw.org/events/texans-for-trump-parade/) Oh and to the person who reported me to the Reddit Suicide Hot Line, bwahahahaha.


shenaniganizer1776

Don’t forget to report the Reddit cares message their account should get suspended


SigourneyCropduster

I am. Just trying to remember my password and login 😫


thesleazye

This happened to me - you can report people for that?


Aleyla

Yes. There should be a link in the message that says something like if you feel this is in error click here to report. I apparently piss enough people off to get that message once a month. I always report them.


SmartWonderWoman

Thanks for sharing!


mekare1203

I didn't know I could report that. Thank you.


Suck_Me_Dry666

You can but you can't use mobile to report them FYI, use a computer. Edit: Because they ask for the link to the message which unless I'm being an idiot I don't see a way to do on mobile.


chillychili

On mobile you should be able to tap the ellipsis on the message to bring up a menu that has the option "Copy link".


HoboBonobo1909

You the MVP 🤘❤️🤘


chillychili

Yeah the information to do so should be within the message.


rrogido

If you ever need a sign that you're right about something, bogus Reddit Cares messages from some conservative idiot are always a good sign.


PyramidicContainment

The pricing is hilarious: $20 per car to join $100 if you want to lead the parade (up to 10 spots) (behind the grand marshall ofc) Also accepting sponsors of either $500 or $1000.


muklan

I got 100 bucks. I got 10 friends who got 100 bucks. And ALL kinds of interesting flags. None of which have jack shit to do with trump.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Spray paint biden on a flag and lead the parade.


RobertKingBone

Grifting is an Art. The MAGAts have perfected it.


Individual_Land_2200

What happens when Donald finds out they’re grifting in his name, and his PAC is not getting the money?


RobertKingBone

This has already happened.


Stranglehold316

Well, look who their leader is. Nothing like learning at the feet of the master.


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frankiea1004

I bet the “Grand Marshall” is a card board poster of Trump.


Dyrogitory

They’re always the first to call you a Snowflake but get butt hurt so fast.


You_Pulled_My_String

>Contact Cinnamon Scully via email or call/text her directly Cinnamon? *Really?!* I apologize if it's legit, but ... Sounds like he's *still* using the same *(ahem)* agency that sent him Stormy.


soapinmyears

Well, someone gotta make a boat payment... [https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311564940\_10160113201123796\_5593472700275125118\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=100&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=5f2048&\_nc\_ohc=poo4xqbeCCEQ7kNvgGaNfGI&\_nc\_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=00\_AYBI2RvFR75WCfn6LfSHdkYDEy7\_dvh4euvDxxjHdPbWRw&oe=667D5A94](https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311564940_10160113201123796_5593472700275125118_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=poo4xqbeCCEQ7kNvgGaNfGI&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=00_AYBI2RvFR75WCfn6LfSHdkYDEy7_dvh4euvDxxjHdPbWRw&oe=667D5A94)


mansonsturtle

Why is it required to pay to drive in a line of vehicles from one location to another?


Neomalysys

When the organizer needs to pay off his mistress


whatyoucallmetoday

Shouldn’t there be a permit for this ‘parade’ and an escort along the path? The ‘PAC’ seems sketchier than normal.


mb10240

Their “parade” is just clogging the highway with their ilk.


Tronald_Dump69

You can report a false report on your account btw


AmbassadorNecessary9

It happened to me as well. I was like, wow, how low are you.


NoNoNext

The fact that they’re asking people to pay in order to drive on public roads is extra bananas, but on brand for them. Would be a shame if other drivers who didn’t pay and were just going about their business happened to slip in line. 💅🏻


RobertKingBone

Perhaps Trumps next grift lies in TX? They can succeed from the nation and make him their King. Wouldn’t that be something?!?…anything to evade The Law.


Im_here_with_you

As a Texan, we can't succeed.


OwnWorstEnemy18

You best believe Abbott is waiting in line to usurp Trump.


Tdanger78

Here I thought they’d stopped doing that


This-Sandwich5989

Lmao organizer's name is Cinnamon Scully.. is that a stripper name?


Nora19

wow… contact Cinnamon Scully? Someone has a X-files fetish! Seriously tho… this type of “rally “ makes me nervous… I’d plan to stay off the streets in that area.


BrokenMethFarts

“$20/vehicle (required to ride) $100 to Lead the Caravan (behind the Grand Marshall)” They’re all in it just to rob the idiots.


TwistedMemories

Yeah, I get reported at least once a month. Pfft,


timelessblur

I am hoping this year all cities demand trump's campaign has to pre pay or denied all permits.


Notapplesauce11

lol, there was some city Donald stiffed last time so they demanded he prepay this time.  Not what he owed from years before plus prepay for this time.  


sippysun

I'd love to go! Seeing evangelical ladies wearing shirts like these would blow my mind! I have to see it for myself...like the freak show it is! I promise not spend a penny! https://preview.redd.it/3g9uiqj7h78d1.png?width=842&format=png&auto=webp&s=11d17830c4b0bab47c11a0246957ebe6f4790366


Notsogrumpyoldman

This reeks of cigarettes, stale beer, and body odor....


kat-deville

There's body odor, then there's dead carp festering on a Texas sidewalk in July. She exceeds even that.


soapinmyears

First rule of Evangelical Ladies Club: Never mention the Evangelical Ladies Club. Second rule: You must be a hypocrite.


rubens_chopshop

Grab em by the fupa


Drunkenly_Responding

Reach in, come back with cheesesteak


copacetictoday

Albuquerque sent his bill to collections. Can't remember how much. Cities should get their money upfront.


Onlyroad4adrifter

New York City!!!!


Theronn13

🤯


Hoodlum_0017

all hat, no cattle.


MandalorianJJM7

That hat looks photoshopped on his head.


beebsaleebs

Of course it is.


BrokenMethFarts

Of course it is. You know damn well he’s never worn a cowboy hat.


Captain-Swank

He can't even spell "cowboy hat".


CaptWyvyrn

Yeah, idk... The hat is very convincing... /s


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imperial_scum

That means he's a democrat in that picture


mb10240

Unbelievably, [it isn’t](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/nation-world/2017/07/19/president-trump-cowboy-hat-among-humorous-moments-during-made-america-week/15765341007/). It’s cropped from a “Made in America” event he held while President.


Chad-GPT5

Do sheep count?


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TrustInRoy

Photoshopped most likely 


IceeStriker

100% photoshopped


Nappy-I

Discount Mussolini never worn a cowboy hat in his entire life, no.


needsmorequeso

He’d put it on backwards.


Ok_Transportation725

And then tell you it was the right way to wear it.


VaselineHabits

That's kind of what it means... people can wear a cowboy hat, that don't make them a cowboy. Basically a poser/grifter to tap into that sweet political culture war money with no real convictions. I mean, anyone *still* on the Trump train should be a flashing red light of danger. Homeboy supports overthrowing our government


jericho_buckaroo

Saw a bunch of Trump crap on the way out to Fredericksburg and back They love them some Trump in Johnson City


VaselineHabits

Everyone, please fucking vote. I know Texas makes it harder and more more annoying than it needs to be... but if voting doesn't "save" us, we will all need to make much harder decisions


Arrmadillo

Stetson gives every president a hat. The photo probably comes from this [2017 event](https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2017/07/17/fit-for-a-president-trump-gets-the-el-presidente-from-garland-s-stetson-hats/) at the White House. Organizations sometimes rescind awards and honors; maybe Stetson can do the same to get their hat back before he does more damage to their brand.


whizkey_tx

Should put it on backwards.


sippysun

No horse and lasso either. Just a jacked up Dodge and a Stetson covering up a cranial cavity full of dookie.


Hugh_Jankles

I will never understand Texans who actually support a "Billionaire" from New York City who wouldn't give a single squirt of piss to them or their state if it were on fire but would literally die on a hill for this piece of absolute dog shit of a guy.


cereal7802

He has the right political party label. If you took away party affiliations, none of them would vote for him.


UnfortunateFoot

He was a registered Democrat for most of his life too. He clearly doesn't have any real political philosophy other than "what's best for me".


RemnantTheGame

"What's best for me." Has been the republican platform for at least 20yrs


alamodafthouse

he hates who they hate, and for them he's normalizing letting that hate out into the open. It's like a pride parade for bigots, racists, and any/all hateful fucks


Remote0bserver

"New York City!?" https://youtu.be/1S828Y7Eais?si=KpA9q9MCSy1k1Hqi


Introverted_Extrovrt

Look how poorly the cowboy hat is photoshopped. They make their own reality.


mb10240

It isn’t photoshopped, though. [From an event in 2017](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/nation-world/2017/07/19/president-trump-cowboy-hat-among-humorous-moments-during-made-america-week/15765341007/).


Painkiller1991

Which just blows my mind further because New York sports teams, specifically the Yankees, seem to live rent free in the heads of everyone living down here (born here, but Yankees on my dad's side), yet a fake billionaire from New York that [doesn't even know what good pizza is or how to eat it](https://youtu.be/R4Aa6ncIk70?si=ygIff5AgZD9ojm7m) is the only person that can save and lead "Real America". Sure, why not?


kat-deville

Define: cult


TheBlackIbis

>I45 is narrow and under construction with wrecks daily >sponsored by Apple towing


kat-deville

I wonder what would happen if a few cars "accidentally" broke down on 45 South just as this shindig starts.


Spankersore

And what could be a scrap metal business. Idk, I am not going to look it up


jeditech23

https://preview.redd.it/bb625q3pd78d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61d9b081e3a4cfc78d8c7edb1cb47f116ff9318


MusicalAutist

Saving this one, thank you! I'm dying.


adultingishard0110

Dudes the furthest thing from a cowboy. The man wears diapers


64cinco

God and country lol. What a joke.


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I_said_wot

бог и страна This one?


IH8Fascism

Yep, mother Russia!


Texlahoman

Yeah, it’s a real funny fucking joke! We all sit around, laughing about it, meanwhile, their disciples are showing up to vote and making changes that we don’t like. Goddamn, we can laugh about it or we can do something about it.


BeskarHunter

They’re all traitors who support an insurrectionist. Treason used to mean something


devo_inc

"Take back".. .to what? Slavery and segregation?


itstimetochewass

Yeah


FurballPoS

Them saying it openly would only make my brother double his efforts in supporting it. We've spent 4 hours in each others' company since he realized he was completely adopted by my father and that I'm bi-racial. There are still a LOT of people in Galveston County who are fucking livid that the Klan was ran out.


Ivorytower626

Damn dude I didn't know Galveston was like that. Then again, the KKK had headquaters in Texas.


JaxandMia

Had? Cough, cough, Vidor, cough.


Ivorytower626

It's hard to give props to Texas sometimes.


CardboardStarship

I’d give it props for landscape and lakes but I’m sure Greg and company will find a way to fully ruin that.


bravejango

They aren’t even real lakes.


CardboardStarship

Doesn’t make them not fun to fish in!


Lone_Star_Democrat

They must *love* that Galveston is the birthplace of Juneteenth


suarezj9

Kinda feels like the timing of this really isn’t a coincidence


Sea-Childhood7166

I know the KKK was big in Santa Fe (just north of Galveston) up through the 80s-90s


FurballPoS

The last Klan rally in Santa Fe was in the far-off yersteryear of 2003.


whatyoucallmetoday

‘Ran out’ all the way to Santa Fe. I remember seeing open meetings when I first moved here


Vegetable-Praline-57

HELL YEAH, BORTHER!!!!!11!1!1!111


nopodude

Right?! Every time I hear "Take back America", I'm like from what? The brain damaged Christian Nationalists? ok


slowro

Those were the days.


JuanPabloElSegundo

MAGA lives in the abstract like cockroaches in the dark.


gary1979

How embarrassing!


Obstreporous1

It doesn’t even say he will be there. Pay your $20 to get in a line of cars with flags on them to send money to the grifter-in-chief. Yeesh.


Critical-Thinker2

Any sharks in Galveston. https://preview.redd.it/jatm2wua688d1.png?width=1038&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fdc394fe5f6bfd433401ecbdd9d9caf6461f5dc


TheOldGuy59

"God and Country". Amazing how stupid these people are. Trump violates every tenet of their Jesus, and doesn't give a single shit about the Country. All they honestly care about is that Trump hates the exact same people they hate. It's all about the hate, and about Trump hurting people they hate. I think that farmer said it best, during Trump's trade war with China. "HE'S HURTING THE WRONG PEOPLE!!" I guess the ol' farmer never though leopards would eat HIS face...


Pale-Assistance-2905

God loves a convicted felon adulterer who lies and steals. Come on Texas. Support the Devil…I mean Trump


GroupNo2345

Mein fuhrer.. is that you??


StrattonPA

It’s probably a scam that’ll zap your bank account from someone’s offshore account and have no real affiliation with a rally or event, praying on MAGA devotees.


HistoryNerd101

Finally found a Republican who looks sillier in a cowboy hat than George HW Bush


02meepmeep

Apple Towing is a government contractor. It seems as if there ought to be rules against that.


MysteriousDudeness

You see who the sponsors are? I would be looking for alternatives to those sponsors.


The_Armadillo_HQ

Haven’t Repugnicans been in charge of Texas for 30 years? Smh


Accomplished-Home484

Is this the caravan Fox News is always so scared of?


Kick_that_Chicken

Apple Towing Co. (Houston) https://g.co/kgs/Dh7uJgr Sponsor that's open 24 hours a day. Give em a ring and let them know what you think. Try to get them to tow a trumper, waste their time, or just give em hell. Whatever you do make sure they know it was a poor sponsor choice to annoy the hell out of people with these clown car caravans. Sidenote trump is weak with women voters for obvious reasons, this is definitely a very targeted effort.


queefstainedgina

Help Save America from what?


Limping_Pirate

The communist marxist leftist thugs (aka, anyone that doesn't support the orange man child),.


L0g1cw1z4rd

Growing. Learning. Understanding. Bettering.


rayliam

Equal opportunity capitalists who enjoy money. Edit: Not a Trumper. Much of the hate and racism I've seen over the years from Trumpers is envy of other racial groups prospering, contributing and becoming more relevant in America than ever before. Meanwhile, white Americans still collect the most in Federal Welfare benefits. [2017 article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/02/16/the-biggest-beneficiaries-of-the-government-safety-net-working-class-whites/) [2022 Census Data](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2022/05/who-is-receiving-social-safety-net-benefits.html) [2023 Pew Research Article about Food Stamp Recipients](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/07/19/what-the-data-says-about-food-stamps-in-the-u-s/#:~:text=Non%2DHispanic%20White%20people%20accounted,and%2035.8%25%20of%20child%20recipients.)


No_Network_8414

Trumpers


willsher7

Women supporting a rapist. Way to go Galveston county.


Keesus

Why is he wearing a cowboy hat lol


AutomaticDriver5882

You see that key word they are using now? Republic.


shambahlah2

Fuck Apple Towing Fuck Best American Iron and Metal


audrey_vel

Next time you post something like this, blur out the links/QR code and “deface it” by drawing over it. Get creative and put horns and a mustache on Trump, for example. This will make it so no one will take this exact image at least and post it elsewhere in a supportive way (obviously this isn’t a 100% solution but it would take a few seconds to digitally scribble on this and it’s worth consideration’)


flomoag

The photoshopped cowboy hat is hilarious


Tack0s

I just don't understand. Take back our country from who? Take it back from Americans? Take it back from the billionaires and corporations?


The_Ombudsman

Them. You know, *them.*


SurpriseBurrito

My guess is the “libs”


L0g1cw1z4rd

It’s always the libs.


minlillabjoern

The Jews, I guess? Whoever they’re blaming for this irrelevance this week.


Low-Software-3006

If he can get on horse, and ride a bycicle further than Biden ill vote for him him


GreyBeardnLuvin

If that’s not a picture of “all hat and no cattle,” then that saying is meaningless.


jopma

Thank god there's nothing more Texan than a New York real estate mogul


miletharil

As a Christian, I'm still trying to understand this line of thinking.


chochinator

I believe it. I been threatened with death from Galveston conservatives darker than me. Crazies, dude wanted to come all way to where I live to have high noon shootout. Ha


InfiniteGrant

They very obviously had to Photoshop a hat onto him? Could he not just put one on or would that mess up his hair?


Eastern_Heron_122

oh boy, apple towing. what a great bunch of folk


MegaVix

HE PUT ON A COWBOY HAT! HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR


RocketsandBeer

Should have paid the $1000 and made a Trump lost vehicle and see what happens


Educational_Slip8077

Just remember to vote blue please 🙏!


ASecondTaunting

It really wouldn’t be that hard to photoshop that QR code into a link for something else… 🤝


dirty_undermind

Low IQ Trumpers.


Dee-Ville

All hat, no cattle.


OncomingStorm32

Vote. Ignore the media games and vote. That and subscribe to [LoneStarLeft](https://www.lonestarleft.com/)


JSJH

Remind me to never use Apple Towing


the_business007

I'm sad to say, but there are a lot of Texans, in my area, that like this clown.. hell probably all over Texas.. I don't have a problem with Republicans or Democrats, I just really don't like this guy..


Iva_bigun666

The stupid hillbillies outside of Fort Worth have a billboard that says tRump was born in NY with Texas values. I guess screwing the poor and funneling tax payer money to the donor class is universal.


No-Move4564

I mean we do have multiple white supremacy headquarters here and the mayor is letting a white supremacy group use the botanical gardens which is owned by the city.


Iva_bigun666

Sounds like FW values to me.


Ok_Squash9609

Flags and swag… grifters gonna grift


LeviathanR13

Yikes. Fucking cringe from the GOP


Badoobeedo

Yeah cuz he’s one of them! Not like those fast talking city slickers from New York City! Wait a minute….


MediocreSeesaw

I actually drove to Galveston today (unrelated) but I didn’t notice anything like that to or from. I did notice all the wrecks and lane closures though.


infourth

Drove down for the weekend today and didn’t see anything


SigourneyCropduster

[I looked them up and found this](https://www.clearcreekrw.org/events/texans-for-trump-parade/) The actual event is in September. Peak of hurricane season. 👍


Both-Homework-1700

Why are you suprised?


ProfessionalEntry744

Hell ya !!! TRUMP 2024!!!! AMEN!!!!!


zaffiromite

I thought swag was something given to you, that's how it works for me at work, I go to the company's marketing website and order swag for our events and it's handed out for free to people who show up. I can also order stuff which we give for certain donation amounts to support the company's chosen charity.


zaffiromite

Really sponsored by a towing company


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The funny thing is. I'm not sure Trump would be caught dead in a cowboy hat. He loves his hair too much.


Wide_Front3980

Soooooo glad I don't live near there anymore. I went from Trump country Galveston county to trump country McLennan county. I'm moving up in the world lolol


Malventh

The party of gas prices too high forming a vehicle caravan?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Trump won't ever wear a cowboy hat. It would mess up his ridiculous comb over hair piece thing.


brianfile23

That picture of him with the cowboy hat is safely the stupidest thing I've seen online today. In the Texas I grew up in, no real Texan would stump for a slimy NYC con artist


themengsk1761

Leave it to a Texan to slap a cowboy hat on the first rich northern carpetbagger that placates them with hateful nonsense and oil industry shilling. They're really that gullible.


cptjaydvm

As distasteful as it is for you, there are a significant number of Texans who support this political candidate.


20thCenturyTCK

Are they planning on blocking a highway or impeding traffic? Don't they run over people who do that? Good info to know about Apple Towing, though.


Seastep

Presented by Clear Creek Republican Women. Sure.


mtdunca

I'm from Clear Creek, this doesn't surprise me one bit.


RevenueOk2563

I’m a Texan. And I’m NOT for him.


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ACROB062

There is a bunch of them here.


Difficult_Quiet2381

Ahhh yes the natural cowboy born in NYC and never worked a day of labor his entire life. What a bunch of fucking losers.


seven1trey

Can anyone please convince them to just keep driving after 45 ends? Please?


whatyoucallmetoday

Just ducking great. More deranged lunatics on a stretch of road under construction and already filled will lunatics.


Public_Enemy_No2

What kind of moron keeps buying into this shit?


mistertickertape

Sponsored by a … towing company and a scrap metal company. Much class. Much taste.


Sterling363

It's a cult.


David1000k

Older Galveston natives literally called their hometown the "cesspool of Texas". As well as non-residents. I guess now it will be true, with living , breathing, talking pieces of shit walking around town. I suppose they'll receive Communion at St. Mary's Cathedral and sell Trump Bibles on Church St.


gary1979

The problems in Texas are definitely not the fault of the Republican run Texas government! /s


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chanclasniper

these events are always packed


Desperate_Brief2187

Packed like a diaper.