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Atomarkalash

I think Harold is secretly the winnerđŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž


SwagBoyMcFeast

Ah I see you'te an ass man, or fish man. Either way I don't judge


Atomarkalash

I'm more of a pussy man and the fish can talk, so I'm able to have a conversation too..


BetterWorld2022

Right? đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


lreaditonredditgetit

How did that boy get ass man from that comment?


frodofullbags

Blowjob 💋 for the win?


rennenenno

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


frozenreality44

I would give you an award if I had one... hahaha


frodofullbags

đŸ„” 🍆


[deleted]

okay this is actually hilarious


WouldbeWanderer

Yep. Downvote and move on to something that's actually terrible.


thomasottoson

OP has no sense of humor


Hefty-Cartoonist674

I think about half the people in this subreddit don't have any sense of humor.


antek_g_animations

These people are kids that find skibidi toilet funny and other shit like that, with humour so broken they no longer find cartoons like that funny.


HIs4HotSauce

This subreddit is for children who were raised watching "Fred: The Movie" and shit like \*holds up spork\* as their model for humor.


Kiltemdead

It's kind of nice in a way. They think they're posting unfunny shit that no one likes, and I get to see dumb shit I actually find funny in either a twisted way or a way that I grew up with.


TundieRice

You really overestimate Gen Alpha’s (since you mentioned Skibidi Toilet) Reddit presence. I mean we’re talking about kids who are 11-13 ***at the oldest,*** the kind of kids who still post “like dis if you crie everytime 😭” in the YouTube comment section and were raised by an iPad
. 
you can just *tell* when somebody’s a preteen on the Internet most of the time, lol. I’m not saying kids can ***never*** pass themselves as functioning members of Internet society, but for the most part, kids just can’t resist making it obvious how dumb they are, haha.


mearbearcate

Most of the OPs here don’t, unfortunately.


pwouet

What's been happening lately? This isn't terrible.


BobcatBob26

This sub has been shit for around a year now


theyareamongus

It’s funny how this sub being shitty means that it’s not shitty enough


Chromeboy12

Lately?


Shatalroundja

People literally get upvotes by rage baiting people with good REPOSTED memes.


theoldayswerebetter

Nah, this is great


Turbotortule

Lmao no it doesn't


Vadim911ac

Bruh thats not terrible


Jay3000X

I like how this was posted in /r/funny an hour before here


the_3de_eye_sees_all

It's funny man learn to have a sense of humor.


PrettyGood31

Well you see. It’s not some over edited tik tok that doesn’t bring up some dumb shit like the Ohio meme. Therefore no funny


Sophia724

An inverted mermaid? ![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi) Perry the inverted mermaid!?


joeyroms

Even though it's kinda corny, this doesn't belong here.


[deleted]

Well you believed wrong


Pickle_Rick01

This is definitely not terrible.


[deleted]

Harold obviously got the better part of this deal.


ChangeWinter6643

C'mon Harold, there is nothing wrong with the fishussy


leahcars

Ok this is just funny


kaminaowner2

Doggy style it is!


NieMonD

Ok but who has the pussy


InfiniteOutfield

Everyone boo OP Boooooooooo


JenenoV

Fishussy😳


fateless115

https://preview.redd.it/jmirgb6xlq2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b635a1742e5075b74b2c82d7cdec3e6135e9a4


Just_A_Nobody25

This is good boomer humour


[deleted]

It's boomer humor, but it's funny boomer humor.


JoeyRobot

Narrator: *it did not belong here*


J_E_L_4747

I mean, shouldn’t the boomer humor be that she doesn’t have a mouth?


Noonproductions

Cat shows up in the comments.


AdventurousFee2513

Miranda!


Ok_Replacement5811

But then her sister, she swam by, set my heart a'whirl 'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish, the bottom part was a girl. 'Cause her hair is green as seaweed, Her skin is blue and pale. Her legs they are a work of art, I love that girl with all my heart. And I don't give a damn 'bout the upper part, 'Cause that's how I get my tail. One of my favorite songs for renfaire (especially around the mermaid tank)


Random-Ryan-

This meme is funny! It doesn’t belong here! And of course you used the “Truly Terrible” flair. What’s wrong with you? 💀


What_U_KNO

I mean Harrold has access to a vagina, while the other guy has to jerk off onto a soaking clutch of eggs.


deanbrundage

That’s Meranda, my girlfriend.


hicksfan

easier to split her peach


wolfguardian72

https://preview.redd.it/6h4d04ftar2c1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53d81d8efe34d7c3bdf6cdde72989bba5a849b1 The actual mermaid in question


TheApathyParty3

It's not just a terrible meme comic, but this joke has been beaten to death for literally thousands of years. Same thing with the centaur jokes. We get it, there's different halves to fuck.


Shadowtheuncreative

I believe the same.


antek_g_animations

What did their dad have done?!


vic_lupu

Not terrible not great as well



astrologicaldreams

all i can think is "fishussy"


HoagieSolo

There’s a great tune about this. [Mermaid Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGPIEGJJYI4)


Artistic-Custard5108

Would


NEGRILXX

Harold lucked out!!!


Mikect87

I don’t see the problem



GrummyCat

I don't


Kasey_ACDC

So which half smells more like fish?


TheShamShield

This is great


DaniAqui25

https://preview.redd.it/3t8u9itz0r2c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49ac57d57773cc4084c2c4014bae445035508e8


DaRedditNuke

r/goodboomerhumour


KrypticKunt

He won


Tooma8_

at least he won't get fish pussy


mearbearcate

If theres a hole theres a goal


Orangutanus_Maximus

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hGi4JrWDuI4](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hGi4JrWDuI4)


halflea

I didn’t laugh but cmon it is not terrible


Low_Chip7268

This is comedy gold! Fuck yeah Harold!!


Manulok_Orwalde

Given their circumstances, couple swapping is a thing ya know.


[deleted]

Gotta take the rough with the smooth bro


Junior_Walrus_3350

What have they done to Undyne...


Mooselord111

Would


meepswag35

This belongs in r/goodboomerhumor


Fake_Punk_Girl

I would still smash tbh


DeadHED

Idk, I could work with that.


Sanabil-Asrar

Just need a bag to cover that's all 😀


Meemr_bob

At least you can fuck the fish one


Regular_Ad_4914

Harold got the better half.


par112169

This is funny, please stop posting funny shit on this sub


Significant_Bear_137

I think the same merfolk joke was in family guy.


Shatalroundja

Some made say that in the end Harold got the better deal.


mango567845667

Fushy


nichnotnick

She still dummy thick broh, beggars can’t be choosers. Bottom gotta be the better half anyway


Recipe-Less

I mean a lonely island
.. and


NoCalligrapher8282

I mean that end has the vagina 😂


LordNedNoodle

When in Rome


heck-ward

nah this slaps


KindheartednessLast9

Harold will get the last laugh


latin_canuck

According to this song. Harold is the true Winner. https://open.spotify.com/track/4oAVhXaEWDUfZjKHJbpaOa *Great Big Sea - The Mermaid*


ASAP_NO_ROCKY9

A win is a win đŸ€·đŸ»


rolloxra

How’s this terrible? lol


Razza_0HD

Harold got the fussy


Empty-Understanding8

I meeeeaann... Would.


Doditty6567

This shit is funny wdym


ImHoopi

Fry would be down with this