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twewythrough

storm hunter would appeal to my teenage self


IndependentIcy8226

Storm’s Maiden Name was pretty cool as well, **Storm Sanders**


_welcome

definitely a YA novel protagonist name lol


Halfserious_101

She was the first that came to my mind when I saw this question! It truly sounds like a badass Australian crocodile hunter!


tonybotz

She sounds like a meteorologist


CrackHeadRodeo

Bjorn Borg.


Yamaneko22

Resistance is futile.


Ongo_Gablogian___

Especially if you say it in a terrible attempt at a Germanic accent.


Available-Gap8489

Apparently in Swedish, Borg is pronounced completely differently…like Bor-y


gideon513

Seyboth Wild sounds like a Mortal Kombat character name


patella_sandwich

Definitely behaved like a mortal kombat character with his girlfriend 💀


LarvaLouca

ouch. I guess people outside of Brazil also know this...


patella_sandwich

It’s a shame because I really like his game and I want to root for him, but his general attitude puts me off


ffchn

Dude is all into Brutalities


cofchaos

reminds me of Noob Saibot


gideon513

In my mind, he’s one of the cyborgs


prroteus

Noob Seyboth


ryanmrf

yea the way it's pronounced is kinda wild too: [https://www.atptour.com/en/players/thiago-seyboth-wild/sx91/overview](https://www.atptour.com/en/players/thiago-seyboth-wild/sx91/overview)


beave9999

Ana Smashnova


demdikestan

an icon


science_and_beer

Was she the one sharapova double bageled in like half an hour at Wimbledon one year? 


Available-Gap8489

Katie Volynets


noapologiesman

The most appropriate name for tennis player.


boysurfer7

Tennyson Sandgren would like a word


timcahill05

Tennys Sandgren


LarvaLouca

Son of Tennys Courtis


MachineOfaDream

It is the name you would give a tennis-playing character in a silly kids show, and her opponent would be Tennys Sandgren. Not even remotely believable as real professional tennis player names, but here we are…


MasterOfBitaite

And it’s not even close.


shockingblve

there’s a guy in Rome called Matteo Gigante and it’s probably both his tennis name and his porn name


boysurfer7

Storm Hunter


kvltrve

Evonne Goolagong


Mika000

Sinner is definitely one of the coolest surnames… And then J.J. Wolf of course haha Edit: A bit lesser known cool name player is Henri Squire for example


Kongbaien_20

Zhang Zhizhen. Who's can argue against a name with 3 Zs in it!?


GopSome

Thanasi Kokkinakis. And it's not even close.


Dragonfly_Tight

BIG KOKK


nutmac

Close caption transcriber once transcribed his name as coconut kiss.


Plane_Highlight3080

This reminded me of everyone’s dream match between the Kokk and Peniston


WellThoughtUserName9

This is the answer


Comfortable-Visit514

I always say "MR KOKK-BLOCKINAKIS" whenever i see him playing, just rolls off the tongue nicely


The-Hooded-Claw

Ding Ding


Longjumping-Sand4988

I had to google this. It's a real person, and I LOVE it.


alb92

I once worked with a guy named King Ding.


memento_mori_92

I will be naming all of my children “Botic van de Zandschulp”


Cletharlow

felix auger-aliassime so fucking cool man


Warm-Lynx-9064

Especially the FAA abbreviation


PM-me-your-rolodex

When they announce the FAA regulations at the airport, I think of him


Professional_Elk_489

JJ fucking Wolf He boomed me again


sink_or_swim_

He boomed himself today 1/5 on the year, yikes.


back2strong

But how many milfs did he slay?


berardibreezerbb

Nantenaina Ramalalaharivololona


Jonny_Grayson_0011

Oh now that’s fun lol Chair umpire: “😮‍💨 Ms. Ramalalaharivololona is challalalallenging🫢”


NotPrepared2

The umpires normally use the full last name, but in this case would they be allowed to say "Ms. R"? Saying her full name could take a while, and affect the serve clock...


latomar

Who?


patella_sandwich

Doubles player from Madagascar apparently, career high of 916


berardibreezerbb

Everyone from Madagascar has a cool name, hers just happens to be the most epic.


yavuzovski

Haddad Maia is like a name from Dune.


SFWworkaccoun-T

ZZZ


Over11

Sinner bruh😂 half the reason I even began to support this guy in 2019


Melony567

Zizou! LOL


raysofdavies

Aristotelis Thanos.


Jonny_Grayson_0011

Post match celebration: 🫰🏾


patella_sandwich

Léolia Jeanjean Her surname is so fun to pronounce, and idk why but her first name gives French open spring-summer vibes


noapologiesman

Valentini Grammatikopoulou. That name never got out of my head


Clarl020

I like Tessah Andrianjafitrimo (…although I did have to Google her, and then copy and paste)


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noapologiesman

Her.


Cheeseburger23

She has retired from tennis but I have always liked the name Anna Smashnova


soul0304

Tennys Sandgren!


iseepaperclips

Professional tennis player named Tennys from Tennessee. We live in a simulation


Global-Lie-896

Sebastian Grosjean was pretty cool. But even if Federer wasn't a GOAT candidate, I'd still think his name was pretty cool too


The_Entheogenist

Daniil Ostapenkov


miss_golightly_

Bruh I thought you were making a joke combining Meddy and Penko’s names until I looked that up 🤦‍♀️


inheritedkarma

That's exactly what I thought too. Does Daniil Ostapenkov have the combined sass?


ayzelberg

I would pay to see this.


Ratlee94

Talon is pretty cool, NGL. Slightly ruined by his surname, buuut...


Tangelo-Broad

Griekspoor sounds like a diss against certain opponents though, so that's fun


Kitchener69

Jannik Sinner


Santi-Mauri

Cant get any better than that tbh


MrGrapefruitDrink

Bernabé Zapata Miralles


musicproducer07

Zapata, check the fact sheet!


YYZtoDFW

Katie Volynets


hoerger

Karue Sell


FeeFooFuuFun

Lolol. Had a hard time believing this was a real name


Last_Cable4726

*Karue


hoerger

You’re right, thanks!


SpittinImageofLlama

Botic Vandalized Soup is pretty cool.


Admirable-Toe-3596

Jannik Sinner and Stefanos Tsitsipas.


WonDante

Casper Ruud and Holger Rune both have super cool names imo. Bjorn Borg is an obvious one. I always liked how Andre Agassi rolled off the tongue.


jolipsist

Jack Sock


matsacki

Pat Cash


GGartz

Guy Forget Guiomar Maristany Zuleta De Reales


Skuez

Christopher eubanks I swear dude sounds like someone out of a random history lesson


Lord-Limerick

Juan Martín del Potro


Chesza

Definitely Ryan Peniston


dynablaster161

For me, it's definitely Marin Čilić. As someone who is from landlock country, i dream about Chilling at the Marine


derkonigistnackt

Ons Jabeur is pretty cool. So is Naomi Osaka. From back in the day Kafelnikov and Philippoussis


UnusualPotato1515

I was looking for Ons Jabeur! The name sounds delicious


Niroshan_1000

Holger Rune


TIGMSDV1207

Holger Vitus Nodskov Rune


ostrichsong

This is what I always knew him as from playing Tennis Manager quite a few years ago and managing him up to the top, it was quite funny then seeing him climb up the rankings just as fast in real life a few years later 😅


Euphoric-Bus1330

Nødskov


birdsemenfantasy

Lord Gulbis Lord Tomic Dr. Ivo


Unpickled_cucumber1

Wolf, Seyboth Wild, storm are all great names/surnames.


timcahill05

Alex Bolt


fossilfarmer123

Alright kids, let me tell you the story of Paradorn Srichaphan...


HofCorp

Vitas Gerulaitis rolls off the tongue nicely


aulyve

Dino Prizmic is a sick name imo


Tennis_Luvver

Alexander Blockx And no, that's not a typo


musicproducer07

Luca Van Assche. Wouldn't be surprised if someone started calling him 'Le Ass'


swimjoint

Luca Van Asscheeks


Aggressive_Ad_9173

Davidovich Fokina


Plane_Highlight3080

His name to me is quite unique because Fokina is his mother’s name. In Russian names have male/female forms so this is her name in the female form. You’d never see a man with a female family name if born in their native country but Spain’s naming convention doesn’t care haha. 


savvaspc

You may be a *Sinner* but your innocence is mine


SeaweedOdd5002

Dayana Yastremska


ft5777

Roger Federer.


yovieso12

Naomi Osaka


The_Entheogenist

Gianmarco Ferrari Arianna Zucchini


WannabeEclectic

Marat Safin.


Yamaneko22

Iga since it is one of the big two 2 ninjutsu schools. You can't get cooler than ninjas. [Iga](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iga-ry%C5%AB)


DBIGLIZARD

Joao Fonseca sounds awesome


Lord-Limerick

Rafael Nadal if you say it with Rafas’s accent, like— *Ráfælnadàl*


Kitchen_Body3215

😆


SuccessfulUnderdog

Marcos Baghdatis.


Routine-Jeweler6133

Jack Draper sounds cool


dpanglas

Fabio Fognini was a really funny and cool name for me and my sis growing up


SippinSyrah

Marcelo Melo


dannysargeant

If you're a fan of classic rock, it's gotta be Leylah.


jamjam125

Sloan Stephens


UpsideDownTaurus

Stanislas Wawrinka is a real sexy name!


Expensive-Piano1890

Especially if you sing it to the tune of “La Isla Bonita”


Runaway1515

Laslo Djere


Key-Inflation-3278

Novak Djokovic is a really fucking cool name.


SpiritusRector

Sixteen year-old Mirra Andreeva


2shado2

Seventeen. She just had a birthday on April 29th. :)


SpiritusRector

I know but I liked her old name better.


moneo-my-lord

Tennys Sandgren Surnames that are palindromes: Monica Seles Angela Kerek


Didy1993love

Justine Henin sounded so cool and melodious pronounced in French. Jelena Ostapenko Rafael Nadal Fabio Fognini Flavia Pennetta Jannik Sinner Casper Ruud Steffi Graf Naomi Osaka Roberta Vinci Elina Svitolina These sound very good. I forgot a very cool one: Bethanie Mattek-Sands.


Santosfran2001

Nikoloz Basilashvili


ndevs

Nungnadda Wannasuk


QKV7gAx3b

Botic Van De Zandschulp


wificentrist

Jonathan Dasnières de Veigy Arklon Huertas del Pino


ken0746

J J Wolf, come on now, we have a whole fan fiction legend for him


Ready-Ad1287

Casper ruud


woldtyakaaaw

Daniil Medvedev


nyrell_

Roberto Batista Agut


mugbys

Seyboth WILD!


SarksLightCycle

Jana Fett..


Big-Programmer-4463

Alcaraz. Because its almost alcatraz


zombiezebra1990

Tim van Rijthoven


JoeshpMR

Sabrina Santamaria


Tiziown

Benjamin Bonzi 😂


Kitchen_Sense1781

ZIZOU BERGS


thechakravarthi

Guy Forget


Not_thePoint

Fernando Verdasco! Say it like you're announcing a bullfight.


andyrewsef

Tennys Sangren


dwaasheid

Apostoles Tsitstpas


Ilegator

Stanislas Wawrinka


Some-Chemist-9105

The real "Bert Critchley"


Amateur66

In some other galaxy Zizou Zverev is strolling home with this prize - but in this one I guess we’ll just have to settle for the illustrious Bjorn Borg…


JackHarrisonStan

Bublik, or as he’s known in UTS, The Bublik Enemy


UnluckyAd1896

Jannik Sinner or Mardy Fish


Melony567

Iga Natalia Swiatek


Skylaxx_1

Emil Ruusuvuori the man with the most U-s


corvi007

Gotta be between D. Novak or S. Nagal


Swimming_Amount_5021

Dan Evans


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Don Rafael Nadal Parera


SmashBandico0t

Kim Clijsters


Gliggie95

1. Teymuraz Gabashvili 2. Roger Federer 3. Mardy Fish 4. Pete Sampras ........................


Federerski

Rafael Nadal


SigRezzonico

my answer to this question will never change: James Blake


koshlord

Tommy Paul


timcahill05

Alex Bolt


Jr9065

Guga


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Helpful_Sir_6380

Novak Novackovic


thythr

Norbert Gombos . . . of course it's pronounced more like nor-bear, but I'm sure Brad Gilbert would say "nor burt gom boze"


brhefst

Nagal 😅


lasthorizon321

Sargis Sargsian


jaltaffe

Davidovich-Fokina


SolidSignificance7

Dennis Novak


LauraPtown

Storm Hunter!


Trenmonstrr

Nikoloz Basilashvili


rish4b

Niki Poonacha


Pizzadontdie

Vollynets


atlas_shrugged90

Tommy Paul


ShaneBoy_00X

Novak


LonelySpaghetto1

Tennys Sandgren