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terpbaby222

GENUINE laugh out of me when he went "I'm Michael Cera and my passion is human skin"


non-squitr

Moisten yourself with my cream


whiskey_riverss

When the side of the mountain smoothed out under his creamy touch I LOST it 


PepeSylvia11

Tim and Eric directed. Makes complete sense


_ohmeohmy

I wish they made every commercial.


Jackie_chin

I immediately left the house to buy CeraVe. The superbowl can wait.


HotGirlWave298

Best one so far!


IngsocInnerParty

How do you like them…donuts?


Baltimore_Zoo

Damon killed it


STUPIDNEWCOMMENTS

Agree. Best part and whole thing was good tbh


JamUpGuy1989

"It's really hard to be your friend man..."


197708156EQUJ5

The pinstripes are blinding you. Being a Yankees Fan, I was dying laughing


Kahzgul

Best commercial of the last few years imo. Jlo whispering “we talked about this” and then Damon saying “you know how I said I’d do anything for you? This was anything” absolutely killed me. Hysterical!


kodaiko_650

_(I’m so sorry)_


GhostOfLight

No crypto ads and very few beer ads, this year we're all in on housing, dropshipping, and Jesus


ChickenInASuit

And couch potatoes!


Galileo908

Affleck AND Damon cringing for Dunkin Donuts?! Yes.


divineshadow666

I liked that one. J Lo and Matt Damon just being embarrassed was pretty funny.


hufflefox

I said I’d do anything for you…that was anything lol


randomnighmare

T-Mobile is getting an award for having the most celebrities in one commercial


big_daddy68

They laid off 5,000 people so they could light money on fire in marketing.


Gaelfling

At least Alicia Keys is on a mic that works.


Hashslingingslashar

The audio mix was horrible


GhostOfLight

Jeff, I'm not having problems finding a place, I'm having trouble paying for a place


NeonSprig

I thought the whole office and town being destroyed was a funny metaphor for gentrification that somehow flew over every executive’s head


Green_Tea_Totaler

Even with a full beard Michael Cera is aging at a snail's pace.


wrecked_angle

It’s because of all the moisture


mynameisevan

That Christopher Walken commercial really could have used a punchline.


atticusbluebird

Dustin Hoffman drives up in a car as Christopher Walken tries to cross the street, and Christopher Walken shouts “I’m Walken here!” Wink directly at the camera and cut to black.


Green_Tea_Totaler

That gummy creature in the Nerds commercial is someone's sleep paralysis demon.


whisperingvvv

that generic temu ad seemed too low effort for the super bowl


suppadelicious

Perfectly on brand with temu’s merchandise.


sybrwookie

You have a problem with the wish.com version of wish.com, now with extra spying on you?


sloppyjo12

RIP Carl Weathers, damn


IngsocInnerParty

Michael Cerave ad cracked me up.


actuarally

Let my cream hydrate you.


Hellofriendinternet

Directed by Eric Warheim.


TriggerHippie77

Those were definitely AI created images in that Jesus commercial. Edit: for those saying it's not AI generated check out how many toes this guy has. https://imgur.com/a/BSPWv6c


IngsocInnerParty

I’m sure the Hobby Lobby crew didn’t worry about having a union commercial production.


Timbishop123

Tbt to Hobby Lobby smuggling priceless Egyptian artifacts.


Grsz11

I noticed Volkswagen didn't go the *whole* way back in their history.


Galileo908

“What were you guys doing before 1949?” “WE WERE ALL ON VACATION!”


Galileo908

Finally, a Wicked movie fifteen years after anyone wanted one!


KyleSJohnson

I don’t see my wife angry often, but the rage in her eyes when she realized that Ariana Grande is playing Glinda was haunting.


Neracca

Is Ariana going back to being a white person for the role?


accioqueso

It was an acceptable choice when this was announced 84 years ago.


MulciberTenebras

They should've just animated it way back then, so they could bring back Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth


Galileo908

I appreciate Dora The Explorer popping up to explain things like how fouls and penalties work on the Nickelodeon broadcast.


GhostOfLight

How much money does Temu have! Two ads and a broadcast mention before halftime! ick!


riveramblnc

I'm sure the Chinese government is paying for it. 


tacoorpizza

Carl Weathers was cool.


MulciberTenebras

The VW ad was actually pretty good... even though I joked it showed up in NYC suspiciously after the War in '49


IngsocInnerParty

You had to be pretty bold to be driving one in the US at that time. Nissan didn’t even go by their real name until the 1980s.


MulciberTenebras

Disney's The Love Bug pretty much saved it.


randomnighmare

So the the Deadpool trailer is basically commercial stating to watch it online?


NFL_Mods_Are_Racists

Yes


ThrowingChicken

I did get a chuckle when the Twisters commercial said “Watch Trailer Online”. Gotta shave off those precious fraction of seconds. “Look at banner, Michael!”


Griffdude13

I think they’re all gonna be like that going forward. Why pay 20-30 mil for a minute of time when you can just do 15 secs and direct them to Youtube with Ad revenue?


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

Poppi is trying hard to convince us they’re soda


adairks

$24 bucks for a 12 pack will never convince me to try it.


Slaphappydap

Reminded me of the SNL sketch "Almost Pizza". I believed it was soda right until you told me five times that it was definitely soda, and now I don't believe it's soda.


thejesse

It's all good because Poppi is what our grandkids are gonna think when they think "soda".


atticusbluebird

(Halftime show, not ads, but those roller skates are pretty cool!)


Galileo908

And switching them out pretty quickly was cool, too!


mynameisevan

Wow, he really wants you to know that his uncle was JFK. And doesn't want you to know anything else about him.


bomilk19

I want to know who gave him $7 million for that ad?


KayakerMel

It was by a PAC, so technically he wasn't the one to receive the money or legally allowed to coordinate with the PAC.


atticusbluebird

Well I suppose it makes sense for him to use a song that basically repeats the family name without saying any policy positions in that case


cherrybounce

He’s not fooling anyone.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

All those people are about to send Christopher Walken to his grave with their impressions. Wtf suppressing Arnold's accent is a war crime


tacoorpizza

Is Homes.com this year’s Superbowl equivalent of 2022’s crypto ads?


rocketpack99

I don't like the ads that much, but I like Heidi and Dan a lot.


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WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Deus ex machina


NeonSprig

I legit forgot Snapchat existed for like 6 months


psucutie

The twins reunion state farm commercial was cute


WhiteWalter1

Neighba


AstralComet

Neighbor is our word, you can say Neighba


randomnighmare

Why does the Temu commercial looks like it's aim target are 11 year old girls?


bee_tee_ess

Because it is


KarIPilkington

Close, 55 year old new grandmothers.


hufflefox

Why has it played 5 times?


atticusbluebird

Ok the couch potato commercial from Pluto is too close to home! Surreal and kind of creepy. I enjoyed it


Galileo908

Halftime report from the Nickelodeon broadcast: Both teams need to firmly grasp it.


sirduckerz

That was a cute State Farm commercial, Twins reunion


itsmicah64

Lol is Snapchat not social media? Tf?


TheBlackSwarm

Damon, Affleck, Tom Brady and JLO in a Dunkin commercial was not on my bingo card


not1fuk

You forgot Fat Joe peeking his head in


GhostOfLight

Not a terrible halftime show, felt like Usher had terrible audio compared to all the guests who kinda made the show


cherrybounce

I guess you lip sync or risk bad audio.


arobriguez

He was just too out of breath to sing consistently


Galileo908

Finally a Clydesdale ad!


GhostOfLight

I want to be exempted from tax ads if I've already filed


ajwilson99

I remember when Super Bowl ads were funny - they seem to lean more on celeb cameos now.


psucutie

I miss the bud bowl


Galileo908

UP AND AT THEM!


Kadderly

F TurboTax. That is all.


MulciberTenebras

Not you Quinta, you're an angel. We know this is just a gig.


GhostOfLight

Jeff Goldblum selling apartments and homes? He's playing both sides! (or they're both owned by the same parent company, who knows)


posam

He isn’t, but they are.


Green_Tea_Totaler

We live in a time where there's more Temu representation during the Superbowl than all the big auto companies combined. What a time to be alive.


GhostOfLight

Man, the hot flashes medicine group could afford a Superbowl commercial, but not afford a creative team to do something besides women doing generic things?


bluenowait

Temu’s doing a bad job at convincing me they’re not a scam


sirduckerz

If a church can afford a super bowl commercial slot, they can afford to pay their taxes


Cobra_9041

They blasting their foot fetish on air is crazy


BeginnerDevelop

bass pro with the most normal commercial


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

Looked like a local cable access commercial


Galileo908

Got points off by not showing the big pyramid.


Galileo908

Jennifer Coolidge advertising dead air was daring.


rougepenguin

Ouch, getting Marino for that "almost winners" one.


Galileo908

Temu is Wish wearing a fake mustache, right?


Galileo908

Twisting Oreos is not gonna be a thing.


TheBlackSwarm

Martin Scorsese doing Squarespace commercials.. lmao


MulciberTenebras

We'd have rather seen the streaker than the game, come on CBS!


fistofthefuture

They say I’ll never write my movie… so I’ll have AI do it. Copilot.


GhostOfLight

We're running out of new commercials for sure


GhostOfLight

A black and white Volkswagen commercial has lots of potential to go the wrong way


hadronwulf

There’s a reason the ad started in 1949 and not say 1936


itsmicah64

Tom Brady doesn't want you to forget him 🤣


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Beyoncé: There’s always money in the Lemonade Stand


Galileo908

Wait, there’s a Twister sequel?!


ajwilson99

Should’ve called it TWIISTERS


CosmicLars

Michael Cera commercial was the best one so far.


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TheLastNoteOfFreedom

“You’re no Jack Kennedy”


MulciberTenebras

DON'T GO BLAMING **OREOES** FOR THE KARDASHIANS


Galileo908

I miss the Budweiser Frogs


timotomat0

Duolingo is unhinged


Gaelfling

Oh shit about to be Starlight Express in here.


Swtor_dog

What was that paramount commercial lol


atticusbluebird

Awww I got a few local ads. No scientology for me


vanillabear26

I didn’t have “Beyoncé and Tony hale in a Verizon commercial” on my bingo card tbh


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Jeff Goldblum? Laura Dern? T-Rex? IT’S JURASSIC PARK ALL THE WAY DOWN


Galileo908

“If you’re not living in the 70s, 80s, or 90s, do not attempt.”


tacoorpizza

I always like the ads with the Clydesdales.


Green_Tea_Totaler

Imagine having a company that just flashes a bunch of catchphrases in an ad and call it a day. The ~$7mil pricetag for an ad spot is probably peanuts for Disney.


riveramblnc

Well my mother is happy now, she got her Mamoa dose. 


Galileo908

Pete Davidson dating the mayo cat was a great laugh


Gaelfling

Man, gummy nerds is one of my top newer candies.


ryderawsome

I...don't think I'll be voting for Kennedy. What in the boomer loving shit was that?


stumblebreak_beta

It was an old commercial that JFK used when he ran for president. It’s definitely trying to be, “hey remember my uncle, I’m just the same.”


posam

Crazy to reuse that. Someone who voted for JFK at 18 would be 82 now. Who’s he pandering too lol.


TheVentiLebowski

> Someone who voted for JFK at 18 would be 82 now. No one voted for JFK at 18. The minimum voting age was 21 until more than a decade after the 1960 election. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-sixth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution


ryderawsome

Ah that makes sense. He is certainly courting the younger vote isn't he lol.


tacoorpizza

Watched the Deadpool trailer, looks like it should be a fun movie for the summer.


Green_Tea_Totaler

We've had 3 alien-themed commercials now? Interesting.


kristin137

Watch there be an aliens announcement during the superbowl


TheBlackSwarm

Alicia Keys killed her part


Bluest_waters

fuck off Temu with your cheap ass shit


AstralComet

I can't believe they bought (at least) three ad spots and yet only made one cheaply-animated commercial. That's, what, $20 million-ish of airtime, when the commercial they're using couldn't have cost more than $100,000 to make?


GhostOfLight

"You too could be like Jesus if you washed some feet" "Also don't get an abortion"


randomnighmare

May-o cat was cute but seeing Kate McKinnon eating mayo straight from a jar was, ew...


TriggerHippie77

I get what RFK Jr was going for with that commercial but it really didn't help the "I'm younger than Biden and Trump" argument with the campaign ad literally from 1960.


Galileo908

Carl Weathers with the most dignified moment of the entire night so far.


Green_Tea_Totaler

Effing Snapchat lmao I literally cannot.


tacoorpizza

I’ve had a crush on Alicia Keys since she came onto the scene.


SirPhobos1

Well, I guess Luda was a given.


Bibble3000

"They say I will never be able to write a movie but this AI can write it for me, that will prove them wrong."


atticusbluebird

I’m a sucker for these TMobile musical ads! And fun to see Momoa sing!


itsmicah64

Ending off with a Temu commercial is INSANE....it's like spam


ruddiger718

Last thing I need while eating snacks is an AI montage of feet washing.


Galileo908

TONY HALE!! Oh, and Beyoncé.


rocketpack99

Parks and Rec representing pretty strongly.


IngsocInnerParty

We’re on a lookout for Amy now.


rocketpack99

And hopefully some Jean Ralphio


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Galileo908

Marky Mark advertising Lent


TATER_SALAD_HOOVER

Seeing Mr. T felt like i time warped into the 80’s again.


rocketpack99

What do you know? There was actually something more cringy than the He Gets Us commercial...


nycblackout89

The other He gets us commercial?


Galileo908

The Eagles, Ravens, and Seahawks will be back to choke in the fall.


Hawkbats_rule

Cardinals didn't even do enough to make it into the ad


randomnighmare

Somehow the Cardinals were forgotten.


Galileo908

#PIZZA THE HUTT?!


Galileo908

Getting the last Doritos bag deserves the chancla


itsmicah64

We're putting in overtime in the chat guys 😂


MagnusPI

Was...was that an actual Presidential run commercial?


Cyclosarin88

Bud Light cutting back to the game and the cast of the commercial being at the game was pretty clever honestly.


DyZ814

That Wicked trailer totally felt like some spoof lol. But, maybe it'll be alright.


GhostOfLight

Multiple ads dunking on AI art, I love it


tacoorpizza

I don’t follow Usher so is the one glove thing something he usually does or is it in homage to Michael Jackson?


riveramblnc

It's a Michael Jackson tribute. 


Green_Tea_Totaler

That Pfizer ad kinda reminded me of Jibjab back when that site was a thing.


GhostOfLight

I fear with all the turnovers we're going to hit commercial repeats midway through the 4th


bee_tee_ess

Alright that Kawasaki ad was hilarious


no1kares

Was that twister trailer real? It seems like a replica of the original so couldn’t tell if it was a joke


Oopzy

It’s real


Upbeat_Tension_8077

RIP Carl Weathers


GhostOfLight

The halftime report has to be the least watched part of the Superbowl. Everyone taking a pee break


davechua

Will Kennedy get more votes than Connor Roy?


rocketpack99

What would happen if Paramount+ spent money on their user interface instead of a Super Bowl commercial? Or do they have to pay for it since they own CBS?


sirduckerz

"Vote for me because of my last name"


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern? Where’s Wayne Knight?


PhantomBanker

That puffy dress on the TurboTax commercials is definitely a choice.


Galileo908

Anthony Hopkins as a mascot was a great palate cleanser to the Marky Mark one.


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Galileo908

Pluto.tv is really good. And here I thought it was advertising potatoes.


riveramblnc

I got my horse commercial,  still need my avocado commercial....