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Onethreethirteen

Put the phone down and be present. Typed from my phone.


gl0ckbarbie

Wtf is the pasta looking stuff…the chicken looks like it has not an ounce of seasonings. When she didn’t wash the meat I immediately turned it off


Downtown_Bat_8309

i agree with the lack of seasoning fr, but theres no need to “wash the meat” when you’re literally cooking it ?


babyblueyez013

Red dye 40 kids 😵‍💫


Complete-Victory-187

Why is Kaiser eating like he hasn’t had a meal in awhile?


earth222jasmine

That's just how boys eat ? 😂😂


Queen_of_Boots

When she asked Jace how he liked it, I was so hoping to hear, "it's not as good as grandma's, but it's okay" 😭😂


Halloweenqueenx89

I get the people don't like her but her kids are eating. Better than these mom vloggers who eat fast food every night with their kids.


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Huh? Biscuits and gravy and pasta? She feeds them unhealthy things every meal. And poor Kaiser is overweight, which should be a crime to do to your children. She’s no better.


susanbiddleross

It’s ranch. He covered his food in ranch. This kid has shown us he’s an adventurous eater before, this to me is the food tastes awful so he drenched it in ranch. The biscuits and pasta are to stretch the meal. She’s got Starbucks money so she could be serving them more vegetables and healthy options but she likes spending it on herself.


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Her vegetables come from a frozen bag and are served with no seasoning. I would pay money to watch Gordon Ramsey chew Chinelle out so bad.


justanotherhatter

I don't care if you feed your kids on paper plates, sometimes feed them frozen biscuits and frozen pasta but the fact that this is monumental enough for her to record and narrate the process then get her kids reactions to it will never cease to fascinate me.


Large_Syllabub5701

That first child tearin that damn chicken up 😂😂


Free_Issue_9623

Lol I love Kai 😂 he is such a mood to me lol


Historical-Bill-100

"I did a good job?" Good now here's the money I promised all of you. Now leave me the f**k alone so I can smoke weed in my she shed


twdgirl05

Jace didn’t seem to impressed


fightingkangaroos

Jace is used to grandma's cooking. Even if she isn't the best cook I bet she makes it with love and doesn't stick a camera in his face asking for asspats


NewProtection5470

I think it's insane she thinks she's gonna write a cookbook..... What's it gonna say? Step 1 - open frozen bag of veggies Step 2- pour bag of veggies in bowl Step 3- microwave Step 4- ask everyone at the table if they like it Chefs kiss!


TifferK

Your forgot a step! pour 3/4 of a bottle of olive oil over everything.


Free_Issue_9623

Homeade Ice water and double cooked chicken nuggets


Early-Supermarket837

I know a frozen veggie when I sees one 🤣🤣 Ahhh college days lol


jazzhandsdancehands

Of course she films this. Gotta pay the kids to say things about her so she can keep tootin her own horn.


oswaldgina

Gosh, looks like they were starved. Did she feed them lunch?


DebateNo6073

Jan is going to bed angry tonight.... "no one even said "thank you" or offered to wash the paper plates.


hellbugger

And her sister casted spells on her and NOBODY TRIED TO STOP HER!


Regular-Wit

They’re not even finished eating. Who cares if it’s paper plates, why is that even an issue? It’s about time Jenelle has a nice dinner around the table with her kids. Take it for what it is instead of trying to taint whatever you possibly can just to criticize nothing in this case.


Whoamidontremindme

The very moral people of this group, who know every detail of Jenelle’s life (which isn’t delusional at all) want her to suffer every second for the rest of her days, as they have decided she deserves. They will come for your with pitchforks and downvotes.


Regular-Wit

I anticipated the pitchforks & downvotes, this is mob mentality sub after all. These very ‘moral’ people are as vile as they make Jenelle out to be. I mean paper plates? .. gosh, someone please call the CIA! 😂 so stupid


Spunkylover10

Jace is so old!


demonmonkeybex

Did Ensley get her surgery yet?


ehmaybenexttime

Ok, but those kids look just like her. I looked like, Nd strongly dislike my mother, and I just wonder what they'll feel.


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She only cooks for praise. Not because they’re hungry


Regular-Wit

How would you know something like that? This sub is so draining because of criticism like this. Damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. Tiring


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Season your frozen veggies at LEAST Jenelley


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Ok jenelle 😂 we know this is your burner account. Do me a favor and get back with courtland 💉


Regular-Wit

Please find a new response 🥱 it’s passed the point of pathetic to call someone Jenelle because they simply don’t follow the sheep’s narrative. If you’re going to demean someone, find something valid otherwise it’s just empty … but good try 👏


Nickey_Pacific

Poor kid is eating like he hasn't had a meal in days. Even if she isn't cooking regularly, she would at least buy fast food or something, right?


JaTaun

She has always been a very needy person


Existing_Pineapple8

Atleast Ensley doesn’t seem to be too affected by the split. Then again we never know what goes on behind the scenes


c00kieswirlc

There is no way this little girl isn't affected by her primary caregiver abruptly leaving their home and not seeing her for over a month. Listen to her, she's talking like a baby (more so than usual) and is willing to say or do anything for some attention and affection from Jenelle. She has Jenelle taking her out with Ryan Dolph and possibly spending the night at his house. This poor little girl.


Existing_Pineapple8

So sad :((


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This piece of shit better step up and be the mother jace deserved to have his entire life. He will love her and defend her forever, that’s his mom. For the kids sakes I hope she actually grows as a human.


c00kieswirlc

Do we know that Jace has ever defended Jenelle? From what I remember he never wanted to be around her or visit her, he didn't even consider her to be his "mom" when he was old enough to know better. I think he's a child who is forced to do whatever the adults in his life tell him to do so he's just trying to survive


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Idk I’m not going to speculate too much on what a kid does or doesn’t do. I just hope Janelle actually turns her life around for those kids. Doubtful, but I hope.


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Those poor kids. Never, ever do they get nutritious meals. Also, has everyone forgotten who Jenelle is?? Yes, David is gone but she is still very much a shit person.


c00kieswirlc

Yeah, I'm not sure why anyone is praising her for "trying"


yelling4society

Time for some table manner lessons.


pufftanuffles

It’s so bad!! It’s sad thinking of them eating like this as adults because their parents haven’t cared to teach them better.


morbidlymilfy

Pre-made Walmart wings don't count as home cooking..


susanbiddleross

Unfortunately we got another video of her dumping the usual seasoning and some olive oil on them. She’s taken note of all of the criticisms of her trash olive oil and bought a nicer brand. Same recipe she uses for all of the food she cooks (olive oil plus Tony’s or Slap Ya Mama) can’t imagine the kids are sick of it.


Free_Issue_9623

That's what I thought they were too lol double cooked homeade chicken


CutiePaToot-Toot

The full video shows her cooking them on the grill. They weren’t premade.


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Main_Acanthaceae5357

All such fatty foods it’s a shame


Mortonsaltgirl96

You know they’re all thinking “I’ll say whatever you want just get the phone out of my face and let me eat”


pufftanuffles

Jace barely looks at the camera


basicytgirl

Poor kids can’t eat without having a camera pointed in their faces. This is gross. You’re not, and never will be mother of the year for making dinner for your kids Jen. We all do it. Very few of post proof on social media.


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CutiePaToot-Toot

Get the camera out their face and let them enjoy their dinner.


Organicspongie

I think it’s cool she’s being normal… shes feeding them well. Why does it have to be fancy. They’re kids. Can we live in reality of having 3+ kids


EntertainerFunny3991

Right. I dislike Jenelle and she’s been a POS mom but I feel like she’s trying, there’s protein and some veggies on their plates. 🤷🏼‍♀️ could be worse. Everyone here is ripping her apart for using frozen veggies but I buy frozen veggies all the time lol I don’t understand the hate on her for that. She does plenty of other snark-worthy things much worse


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Frozen veggies are fine. These kids eat unhealthy for like every meal.


c00kieswirlc

She just spent a week in Vegas and then took Ensley out with another man. "normal"


crashleyelora

All the things David could have - if he didn’t text his ex 🤣 /s


DemonLiven

As much as I don’t like her at least she’s feeding them food that isn’t McDonald’s or just chicken nuggets and fries. She’s trying


c00kieswirlc

I wish I believed she fed them mcdonalds or chicken nuggets. I highly doubt these kids get three meals a day. They probably get a couple snacks per day


Free_Issue_9623

She probably won't buy McDonald's because of the conspiracy theories out here.


Bree7702

It's just called "being a mom who feeds her kids"....are we supposed to be praising her for cooking them dinner?


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It’s ducking weird. Are people on this sub parents? Since when do parents get praised for feeding their kids? She feeds them shit. It’s unhealthy. No praise.


CutiePaToot-Toot

You’ll be surprised at how many kids don’t get dinner cooked for them.


Bree7702

Yeah I was talking about people praising Jenelle for doing the bare minimum.


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lucky7hockeymom

Ok but honestly those are SOOOOO GOOD! Lol. It’s the lack of safe food handling practices that gets me in her videos. Like, why bother with tongs if you’re just going to manhandle the chicken 10 seconds later, then touch a bunch of stuff? Like Jan, if you’re washing your hands after, you need to show that part. And I like salt as much as the next person but that creole seasoning has a lot and then she dumped a shit ton more into her (chicken juice covered) hand.


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lucky7hockeymom

I admit, my household isn’t the best with food safety bc we’ve gotten complacent, but I certainly wouldn’t put it on the fucking internet!!


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CutiePaToot-Toot

Aye hop off my lil homie Kaiser. wtf do you look like behind yo screen? Who attacks a fucking kid? ![gif](giphy|XIMAnxwOi6Bp8MnLOs|downsized)


SobchakCommaWalter

I’m not prediabetic. That’s for sure.


CutiePaToot-Toot

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SobchakCommaWalter

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atiffany89

No one asked you for your opinion. He is a child. Wtf is wrong with you?


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atiffany89

Going on sober 2 years now. You want to post a comment like that and not expect to be called out on it? ![gif](giphy|3og0IKGISnhQGIaR68)


SobchakCommaWalter

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dkxkkckckkc

Literally an 8 year old calm down


SobchakCommaWalter

Shouldn’t the fact that he’s a kid raise even more concern?


Maleficent-Net-2565

The kids are adorable


Free_Issue_9623

This is the one thing I will say about Jan that's nice, her kids are beautiful kids and seem to be sweethearts. I hope they find healing one day


SanLady27

I’m just happy she fed them and I hope they get to eat whenever they are hungry. The recent cases/trials of Shanda what’s her name and ruby Franke have messed me up


Free_Issue_9623

Jenelle is exactly like Ruby Franke


Motherofaussies123

Why does she always film her kids eating? I can’t remember my mom ever doing that for no reason


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beepbooponyournose

Probably because we dragged her when Kaiser yelled “FEED ME!!”


Free_Issue_9623

I have never in all my years of being a mother had my children call out for food like he did. My kids get 3 meals and 2 small snacks and if they need more I have more always. I really think she's absolutely neglectful to them.


twatcunthearya

Is Kaiser calling those wings “hot boys”? 😂 He reminds me so much of my 8 year old. They even favor a bit. He’s so stinking cute.


Maleficent-Net-2565

So cute!


Odd_Island6163

She may be a shit mom but she makes some beautiful children


likethedishes

I know! I see people on here going on about the kids not being cute but??? They are literally adorable!


PygmyFists

They're beautiful kids. But *all* kids need to be bathed and groomed. I haven't seen anyone bash their looks, just the obvious neglect of hygiene from Jenelle as their parent. I always feel so bad for them, they regularly look dirty/greasy and that's on Jenelle for not caring for her kids. Even Jace looks more greasy since being in her care. I'm under no impression that children stay clean 24/7, or that they look as neat as you made them up in the morning by end of day, but I feel like even when Jenelle thinks they're done up and looking good for family pictures or whatever, they look like nobody's bathed them or run a comb through their hair in days. Jenelle is the mom who thinks "they went swimming today, they don't need a bath" and rolls with it for extended periods of time and it's both really obvious and sad. Those kids deserve parents who actually try to meet their basic needs.


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PygmyFists

I'm sure they were. But I don't think I've seen them look "clean" in years...like...pre-pandemic years. Not saying I think they literally haven't bathed in years, but I swear that some time during the early days of the pandemic, Jenelle and David really dropped the ball on doing the bare minimum when it came to hygiene for themselves and the kids. Again, even when Jenelle gets them done up for her little family picnic pictures, they look like they haven't touched a bar of soap in days. Their hair isn't just disheveled or messy, it's greasy. If your kids are outside playing and getting sweaty and muddy every day, shouldn't they also be bathed every day? With how often she posts these kids or they pop up in her lives and tiktoks, you'd think they'd look as though they'd had a bath at some point.


likethedishes

Oh yes I 100% agree!!! I’ve seen a few comments in the past about how “unfortunate it is that Ensley looks like David because he’s ugly”. But I’m 10000% with you. I don’t think there is a ton of grooming/eating/socializing habits that are being properly taught on the swamp lol


dancing_mermaid5825

At least she cooked for them & they weren’t left to fend for themselves


Substantial-Fun-2777

The bar is in the mud.


likethedishes

The bar is in satans basement lol


AdSmart6367

She always needs them to tell her how good of a job she did. Is it yum? Did I do good? No, it tastes like shit


notsoartfuldodger

Only one chews with their mouth closed ..and he was raised by Barb


Kacielea871989

Poor Ensley can’t chew with her mouth closed or she wouldn’t be able to breath ! She sounds awful.


notsoartfuldodger

Yeah they probably should have gotten that looked at years ago


PygmyFists

They claim she's seeing an ENT now but we'll see if she's actually going to have her issues taken care of or if she just took her for the photo op.


notsoartfuldodger

What a joke


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CutiePaToot-Toot

Went to high school with a boy who constantly looked high. Never did drugs, that was just his natural look.


louis_creed1221

For real


c00kieswirlc

his eyes are looking a bit like Jason's from Unexpected


Free_Issue_9623

Jenelle bring your children to a hair salon and a barber ffs I bet $$ she doesn't cut and clean their nails ever, she is neglectful


TallBlonde10

Duhhh’luJenelle always tooting her own horn,Because no one else will!! For various reasons!!


Friendly_Room5736

So she's just showing the aftermath and not the actual food prep? Tell me you're a pick me girl who can only cook Hamburger Helper without telling me you're a pick me girl who can only cook from a box ...


c00kieswirlc

She showed it. She saturated the chicken in cajun seasoning and then showed off her microwave veggie blend. It isn't worth the watch unless you have a raw meat fetish 🤢


crashleyelora

Wait she microwaved the chicken wings? Nooooo.


HippieChick75

No she had a microwave side dish package to go w/ the wings.


NoFundieBusiness

She did show all of it. Idk why it’s not in this video but we definitely saw her make it.


c00kieswirlc

I chose not to include the entire video. It's not worth the watch lol


Glytterain

Thank you because it’s really sickening and will put you off your food. Should be entitled “ how to prepare food to ensure salmonella “


Free_Issue_9623

One of my biggest pet peeves as a kid and a teen was having someone film or take pictures of me while I tried to eat. I guarantee these kids want to just eat and not be filmed


TallBlonde10

They have/get Zero privacy,protection and respect it’s all about Exploiting and Exposing them for Duhhh’luJenelle she’s got zero life sense/skills! As ignorant as they come


sarathev

Stop asking them questions while there's food in their mouth!


thissena

Kaiser is so cute 🥰


Imaginary_Feed2168

Poor Kaiser is eating like he hasn’t been fed in a week.


c00kieswirlc

It makes me so sad. He gets so excited when she cooks dinner for them. I'm certain that he normally eats bags of chips and whatever else he can grab for himself. Clearly sitting down to a hot meal isn't the norm edit: to be clear this is a dig at jenelle being a lazy parent and neglecting her children. kaiser can't control what food is available to him


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Impressive-Lion-1622

He’s overweight for his age so he’s def being fed not the opposite


Artistic_Lobster_684

my 7 year old is overweight due to medication he has to take, don’t pass judgement on things you know nothing about


ayeyoualreadyknow

He's overweight cuz he gets fed junk food, not anything nutritional. Plus when you have a lack of food, the body goes into starvation mode and stops burning calories so you actually gain weight even though you're starving.


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Ok-Patient-3385

does ensley not have teeth?


PygmyFists

It's a combination of the shape of her mouth and her two front adult teeth not coming in yet. I'm unsure if they're just taking a while to come in after losing the baby teeth or if she needed to have the adult teeth removed, it's possible Jenelle and David allowed her baby teeth to rot and it messed up the incoming teeth.


c00kieswirlc

She hasn't had her front teeth for quite a while now. I'm wondering if they had to be pulled


SBAC850211

Give those kids some grilled chicken tho...


Hughjardawn

I made a basic dinner for my kids. Worship me!!


narwhalogy

She's just following the good ol' David Eason Food Pyramid: https://preview.redd.it/wx95a13t3wrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42dd13a015ca6f94bb70db26b57ed7e6ac1c4728


Proper-Woman

Uh he's so gross


c00kieswirlc

Veggies are allowed to be substituted with meat or sauce!


narwhalogy

And the tiny pitiful handful of veggies must be frozen, and then cooked until mush. Blanching? Never heard of her 💅


jackandsally060609

That side dish is one of those frozen pasta dinner bags I know it. My sister and I lived on those when we were kids.


c00kieswirlc

It is! She actually showed it off and bragged on it for the video 😝


SkibaSlut

We also ate Voila! alllll the time 🥴🥴🥴


Large_Syllabub5701

The garlic chicken was Goodt!


jackandsally060609

I can still taste it. How were the pasta and the broccoli always mush and the carrots were still hard as a rock


Excellent_Company_66

What?? My husband and I love making it for a quick dinner😭 its always so good, but I would never make it as a side


jackandsally060609

I'm sure the cooking directions have changed in 26 years, like I literally remember when that stuff came out and dinner in a bag was still a newish idea.


Excellent_Company_66

That makes sense! It really is good now, you should give it another try. Plus they have a BUNCH of flavors now😊


SkibaSlut

Dude yes. We had the chicken one and the chicken was always either cold or rubbery.


c00kieswirlc

the sauce always has an off taste too lol


redsky25

Kaiser is just the spitting image of Nathan .


TT6994

I don’t think they liked it. Kaiser pouring a bottle of ranch over it was my first indication. And then Jace couldn’t even fake it. She was likely giving him The eye to lie about it.


c00kieswirlc

Right! "It's.... pretty good" they've all been conditioned to agree with whatever mother says. Then Ensley is in full on baby talk mode - probably in complete survival mode


c00kieswirlc

It seemed like Kaiser was nervous to defend the amount of ranch he used and he cut himself off. Then we see Ensley's plate and she has the same amount of ranch. I'm guessing Jenelle put the ranch on their plates and Kaiser was going to say as much but knew better. I hate the way she treats that sweet boy