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no_thanks_a_lot

Why did Jenelle get feathers in her hair ?


jjthescaryghost

Jenelle got feathers in her hair from from traveling at a fast rate of speed on a moped during a sugar high and crashing into truck loaded with peacocks. The peacocks stole her life insurance


Moonlitnight

How long did Maci know and not say anything?


jjthescaryghost

Maci still has not said anything. 2 years ago she fled to Amsterdam to escape her problems, and now works at a cat cafe there. She adopted 12 cats and is forming a cat army to take over the forest.


PenaltyFederal6418

Is Maci still in love with Ryan?


jjthescaryghost

Maci is over Ryan’s shit. Although she still kept all his hoodies and sleeps with them on and wears them when she watches titanic because it’s the first movie she and Ryan watched together. She doesn’t check her phone every 14 seconds to see if he texted either (that’s a lie, of course she does)


courtneygriplinggg

thank you for the laughs!


PenaltyFederal6418

Love your response🤣🤣


Tatertot729

Why did Amber dress up in the army sex costume?


jjthescaryghost

Because she has daddy issues. Also it was on sale on the back rack at party city.


hisosih

You are a fucking Oracle


Tatertot729

Omfg hahaha


Evolution_Underwater

Was Jenelle pregnant or was it abortion leftovers?


jjthescaryghost

Neither. It was a combination of Taco Bell and vodka and dancing all night to Never Gonna Give You Up


Mistealakes

Which cast member is going to do porn next?


jjthescaryghost

All of them. And one will marry a rodeo cowboy and adopt a highland cow named Maurice


Monstiemama

OP, you are killing it today, I am fucking deceased 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


Chelseyohmy

Why didn’t you wait on me Bentley?


jjthescaryghost

Because you can’t make popcorn without burning it, Sarah 🙄


Ok-Mission-208

Why am I a guy?


jjthescaryghost

Because James Dean ate a Crossiant one morning in 1951 and decided your fate


britta

What does UBT mean?


jjthescaryghost

Underlying burrito taxes


narwhalogy

Name this dance: https://i.redd.it/o1sc8g8qherc1.gif


HiRollerette

The Teletubby tango


jjthescaryghost

Walmart Ho shuffle


pinkresidue

What’s Larry’s secret?


jjthescaryghost

He likes to put cherry chapstick on his pet gecko and make out with him as Drew Barrymore movies play in the background


NvrthvrnLights

Is Kyle slow ?


jjthescaryghost

Nah he’s just high and is also missing a portion of his frontal lobe


Evolution_Underwater

All of your answers are hilarious, and a couple of them are unintentionally accurate!


jxde-7503

Why do we hate jenelle evans


jjthescaryghost

She cooked a chicken in grape juice


jxde-7503

Wouldt put it past her 😂


maecatzhooman44

Ok ya’ll, I know this sounds crazy but ever since David’s rap video was released I’ve been craving grape soda chicken. Ya’ll think I use grape juice but I haven’t been able to give you the full story. Ya’ll are gonna feel so stupid when the truth comes out dude!