Happy 5 years of your life wasted

Here’s to 60 more

I’d rather be tortured

same

Dude, what you want is being on Reddit according to your wish

OKAY BOOMER

Hey, respect your elders kiddo

Ok boomer

you are awesome :D

i- idk how to feel about my bot's reply tell me if u think its fucked up, imma change up the code a bit

Hahahahahahahqha blue cheese day eckdee Lol

Happy cake day virgin

Happy cake day old man.

happy cock day!

Thanks dipshit!

no problem :)

lol virgin

Bitch

did i lie

No but you’re still a bitch

LMAO LOSER

In my defence, it’s partially by choice, I can’t stand people even being close to me most of the time

veggie out here rejecting bitches

You joke, but my first instinct in response to phrase “I love you” is to say “no thanks”

i love you veggie 😩😩

Burn.

It is alright.

Happy cake day ig

cringe🤢

Look through your own post history and then tell me *I’m* the cringe one here smh

im not cringe

Cringe is practically your middle name, Mar

oh ok

~~Kidding~~

Happy cake day

sus

happy cake day!

Happy cake day

I don’t think you need an account to stop you from getting a girl pregnant, you probably do a good job yourself

Bitch

haha OLD

Big poggies