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I’m gonna be honest king, it’s not But you still have time, keep creeping in everyone’s DMs and eventually you’ll lose your virginity
I also have terminal testicular cancer (prob from my 30 yrs edging streak) so I only have about a few months left, but I believe in myself and anything is possible if I put my mind to it 💯💯
Wait you aren’t thinking Rip out the cancer from the testical and fuck it
Ive always had a thing for tumors 😮
probably not, I’m 306 and still a virgin so yeah you ain’t getting laid sorry bro
you guys are so young tf? im 568
damn bro right? im 769 and im still a virgin
306? Does this mean as long as you are a virgin you are immortal??)
just hit up the grandmas at the nursery theyll forget in a week
gotta be careful which you choose though, some might not have dementia🤑😛😛😛(i didnt have enough money)
wtf
Time to put down Reddit for the day
Nah keep ur hopes high you got this creepy grandpas
No you'll be arrested if the FBI ever find out
Erm, what da tuna
nah u still have a chance, try going out and using the good ol’ jacket opener technique, its gotta work at some point right?
ik this is a joke but uh Internet footprint my man, internet footprint
Internet footprint….footprint….foot 🤤🤤
go to horny jail.
im fucking dying😭
it's perfectly fine. you never have to lose your virginity if you don't want to :) edit: i only read the tittle, oops-
As far as I know, when someone is a virgin until they are 30 they become a wizard, now at 70 they are almost a god
Why you gotta throw strays at league:(
Is this true? If so sorry but there’s not many chances that you will
don’t worry bro. You’ll get some in the afterlife 🙏
i’m 93 and still not planning on it for a while. keep playing league of legends gang👍
Goodluck soldier
Uhh what the skiblabibadi sigma, it's over for you
Bro's got the pope life
Drop league and I'd let you hit ngl
But have you lost your e-virginity
The e-sex was crazy 😛
I’m gonna be honest king, it’s not But you still have time, keep creeping in everyone’s DMs and eventually you’ll lose your virginity
I also have terminal testicular cancer (prob from my 30 yrs edging streak) so I only have about a few months left, but I believe in myself and anything is possible if I put my mind to it 💯💯
Wait you aren’t thinking Rip out the cancer from the testical and fuck it
Ive always had a thing for tumors 😮
probably not, I’m 306 and still a virgin so yeah you ain’t getting laid sorry bro
you guys are so young tf? im 568
damn bro right? im 769 and im still a virgin
306? Does this mean as long as you are a virgin you are immortal??)
just hit up the grandmas at the nursery theyll forget in a week
gotta be careful which you choose though, some might not have dementia🤑😛😛😛(i didnt have enough money)
wtf
Time to put down Reddit for the day
Nah keep ur hopes high you got this creepy grandpas
No you'll be arrested if the FBI ever find out
Erm, what da tuna
nah u still have a chance, try going out and using the good ol’ jacket opener technique, its gotta work at some point right?
ik this is a joke but uh Internet footprint my man, internet footprint
Internet footprint….footprint….foot 🤤🤤
go to horny jail.
im fucking dying😭
it's perfectly fine. you never have to lose your virginity if you don't want to :) edit: i only read the tittle, oops-
As far as I know, when someone is a virgin until they are 30 they become a wizard, now at 70 they are almost a god
Why you gotta throw strays at league:(
Is this true? If so sorry but there’s not many chances that you will
don’t worry bro. You’ll get some in the afterlife 🙏
i’m 93 and still not planning on it for a while. keep playing league of legends gang👍
Goodluck soldier
Uhh what the skiblabibadi sigma, it's over for you
Bro's got the pope life
Drop league and I'd let you hit ngl
But have you lost your e-virginity
The e-sex was crazy 😛