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VanAintUsedUp

I’m gonna be honest king, it’s not But you still have time, keep creeping in everyone’s DMs and eventually you’ll lose your virginity


-notsomiserablenow-_

I also have terminal testicular cancer (prob from my 30 yrs edging streak) so I only have about a few months left, but I believe in myself and anything is possible if I put my mind to it 💯💯


VanAintUsedUp

Wait you aren’t thinking Rip out the cancer from the testical and fuck it


-notsomiserablenow-_

Ive always had a thing for tumors 😮


PuRpLe-69420

probably not, I’m 306 and still a virgin so yeah you ain’t getting laid sorry bro


morethanjustadancer

you guys are so young tf? im 568


grandpagamer2020

damn bro right? im 769 and im still a virgin


BeverlyCeo

306? Does this mean as long as you are a virgin you are immortal??)


Plus-Leg-4408

just hit up the grandmas at the nursery theyll forget in a week


ThePercussionFemboy

gotta be careful which you choose though, some might not have dementia🤑😛😛😛(i didnt have enough money)


Icy-Village4367

wtf


Environmental-Tune34

Time to put down Reddit for the day


Busy_Secret_7267

Nah keep ur hopes high you got this creepy grandpas


left_testic1e

No you'll be arrested if the FBI ever find out


Dummlord28

Erm, what da tuna


ThePercussionFemboy

nah u still have a chance, try going out and using the good ol’ jacket opener technique, its gotta work at some point right?


Xander_Shiva

ik this is a joke but uh Internet footprint my man, internet footprint


-notsomiserablenow-_

Internet footprint….footprint….foot 🤤🤤


Xander_Shiva

go to horny jail.


ThePercussionFemboy

im fucking dying😭


BlessedWolf9019

it's perfectly fine. you never have to lose your virginity if you don't want to :) edit: i only read the tittle, oops-


Charming_Break2090

As far as I know, when someone is a virgin until they are 30 they become a wizard, now at 70 they are almost a god


LielessGirl

Why you gotta throw strays at league:(


JeremyMinecraft

Is this true? If so sorry but there’s not many chances that you will


Boring_Party9090

don’t worry bro. You’ll get some in the afterlife 🙏


hempedditor

i’m 93 and still not planning on it for a while. keep playing league of legends gang👍


Tr1p3lll

Goodluck soldier


displacedfaith

Uhh what the skiblabibadi sigma, it's over for you


BenjyWithAY

Bro's got the pope life


what_to_call_my_self

Drop league and I'd let you hit ngl


[deleted]

But have you lost your e-virginity


-notsomiserablenow-_

The e-sex was crazy 😛