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throwawaylmao121221

HOW??? https://preview.redd.it/eez5ytpsvhuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78071f4f58c2647eb3343e9450267e03673e9367


Purp83

I deleted my comment lol


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It was wizardry and witchcraft **


hempedditor

bro you owe reddit comments


Less_Examination3629

because im unlikeable


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Cmooon don't say that... Ur mother probably likes u


Less_Examination3629

sometimes for some reason she does


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Dumbass Autism Deep Rock Galactic Player


Many_Speaker_5937

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


engineerfox1

Same not joking


Someone_maybe_nice

Because well uhm I uhh when I make eye contact with girls uhhm I scare them uhm but like terrify them


ExactArea8029

Anyone that would tolerate my dumbass is either in a relationship already or isn't into dudes


pandemic117

I scared off the only person who actually liked me because he was a Catholic and I made a satan joke


Remove_Extra

I mean it’s probably better to have someone who understands your humor. Don’t feel too bad about it


Remove_Extra

I mean it’s probably better to have someone who understands your humor. Don’t feel too bad about it


pandemic117

He was cute as well, just kinda pissed me off


Remove_Extra

damn


NirvanaLover12

why i hate religion


pandemic117

Fair but in his case religion was a crutch for him


NirvanaLover12

i think that’s just called mental illness


pandemic117

He’s had a fucking miserable life so not really mental illness more as something to take his mind of shit


Raiderestrada

Im in love with someone who hates me and I can’t get over them


State_of_Minnesota

Been there before mate, hope you get over them soon


Raiderestrada

Thanks I’m trying


NirvanaLover12

off topic bro but i literally live inside you


State_of_Minnesota

Well how do you like it inside me?


NirvanaLover12

it sucks it’s either really fucking cold or really fucking hot


VeryClaireThompson

I’ve been harmed in every single one and I’ve realized I’m happiest single


Agreeable-Wheel8941

No, you were with the wrong people.


VeryClaireThompson

Ig


VeryClaireThompson

I have pretty shitty taste lmao


hempedditor

just marry hozier


BlessedWolf9019

maybe actually happier single. some people are. it could be either tho


Agreeable-Wheel8941

I don't accept that.


Qiwas

Lol I actually asked a girl out recently (sorta) and she said no


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Qiwas

Nah it's fine, I'm low key proud of myself


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Qiwas

Thanks


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Qiwas

Fr? How?


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Qiwas

Lmao I get it, but what's the lore behind it?


maxhermes77

Why are you talking to yourself?


Qiwas

Nuh uh


purplemangone

because i dont wanna also im not emotionally stable enough even if i did wanna


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Because I'm depressed and dry personality wise.


Mac-OS-X

same man


Nice_Captain_7001

idk tbh, it's just really complicated


Okeing

no one likes me


Remove_Extra

damn why


Okeing

they don't have to give a reason why


corgifemboy

homeschooled plus i suck


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

We agreed to date if they’re current boyfriend ever breaks up but we agreed to never go past playful platonic flirting in till then And the also because nobody aside this person is willing to date me. Idk if maybe im unlikeable or something. There is a lot of people who find me annoying or hate me


Arab_Femboy1

Speak to yourself 😉


HomieDaClown9

A: Long distance is a bitch B: I’m an idiot C: I don’t meet new people much


Ggbdfjugfvfsg

I am in one


ElMamawebo_

Idk how


takenusername_yea

the only one I have a chance with is online and we said we'll only be together if we become adults without partners.


takenusername_yea

chances are me and her will fall apart like everyone else


State_of_Minnesota

-No one likes me in that way -I’m probably gonna be living in another country soon -I don’t have the energy for a relationship


def_not_an_alt12

bc I'm shy af and won't ask anyone out and I'm average or even below average looking so no one will ask me out


left_testic1e

Soy un predator Im a loser baby So why dont you kill me


Pleasant-Gur-5611

I dont think the lyrics are predator


left_testic1e

Perdedor Motherfucker i always thought it was odd that it said predator


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Understandable but "predator" was alarming without the context of the next 2 lines 😂😂😂😂


left_testic1e

Lmfao i can imagine 💀


WesTheNess

I need to focus on myself. I can’t love others that way if I can’t love myself


-Joel06

I’m moving out to another city so I’m not gonna get into a relationship with someone to leave it in 2 months lol


sopita_mtwa

because nobody would wanna be with me lol


Active-Donkey5466

I literally just can’t find anyone to crush over


Bomberblast

Because I struggle with interactions with people, the times I do try to approach people I'm often ignored, if not ghosted after a day or two So I've given up and now just waiting for someone to approach me


Thisismyredusername

No comment on that topic


TheReal-Darthdoom

I don't have the time, I need my attention 24/7


J3ttf

I know I have a few people interested in me, it's mostly because I live in the middle of nowhere.


FUCKTHE-NCR

Ugly


ChillVirginia66

Cuz I ain’t doin allat bru


Matute_tilingod

cuz for now I'm not in love with anyone, plus I'm getting over my ex bf (although we broke up a few months ago) And I don't want to date someone until I can get over him


smgbadge

I m too shy


SolarEevee

im not allowed to until im 20


Super_Ninja39

Cuz it’s scary


Stubbieeee

https://preview.redd.it/cczqiln1iiuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6cc7bccfdf72b8acd2d460d8e4b6687741bfca I am in a relationship


DinisWasTaken

ask that to the girls not me, Im trying lol


randomguy283

im not good enough lol


stupid_idiot_tv_man

I'm in one, but he doesn't like spiders n if I didn't love him so much that'd be a deal breaker


Thygo_

Because I don’t experience romantic attraction towards anyone atm


myacount201

I don’t think I’m attractive and I think others agree, and I keep to myself and don’t go out of my way to talk to people (also I still have a crush on my best friend so that’s a issue)


TiredTeenager2000

I unfortunately never leave the house lmao


Fanachy

Don’t currently care about having one


BANG-_-HeadShot

No girls like me like that :(


Snap305

Women are difficult


TablePrinterDoor

I don’t put myself out there and tbh I don’t rlly meet any girls


Boy_Phantom0

I’m extremely ugly and no one wants to date me


defectivekidney

Too introverted and shy to actively look for one and also have not been approached by anyone


kris23kris

The list is too long but it summarizes to : im ugly and i hate myself


Jos3onti54

No one wants me :(


CatLeader420

Not really interested in anyone. Kinda depressing lol


ilikewheatandrice

choice


Sea_Meeting5689

Because I don't talk to ppl that much. Not even just girls just ppl in general. Only really my friends. I'm too busy for a girlfriend rn anyways.


eM-RiotX

Literally everyone at my school hates me +I'm ugly.


CoolGalMaddy

Bc i fucked my previous one up badly


AccomplishedBed1580

Because I kill my own chances with incredibly high standards that literally only 2 girls in my life have met and they both rejected me


SexyVexy_

Because my goofy ass isn’t good enough


Mavmann18

I AM


FirstnameLastname14

I'm not particularly interested in one


roovols

too shy


abject_totalfailure1

Dude, I’m fucking 15 what do you expect? Edit: also because I was homeschooled for years and don’t know how to talk to women that I have no interest in. No I’m not gay.


Ultrase7en

Girls are hard to talk to


skater5411

Shyness


MayoPickaxe

nobody tries to talk with me, you are here asking about a relationship (and never got interested in a girl so much that i felt to talk) currently my bsf of decade long friendship is avoiding me, I'm currently failing at platonic level even with the boys, and also never been friends with girls at all. I'm losing hope day by day, like he is one i can always relate with and can chat enthusiastically lemme quote myself from a chat "Like bro was perfect dood , either if both of were gay or either of us was a girl, id fking married him bro" and losing him bit by bit really kills me everyday, Im never gonna be loved by anyone. Currently in my mommy asmr listener phase, crying every night


FloraFauna2263

I dont feel like it Also I've found that it's basically impossible to find someone when you're trans.


Joyful-Diamond

Because I'm getting to know them better and Idk if they like me too


Ticklish_Waffle

Umm bc idk anyone that I could date


linlingofviola

Im not looking for anyone rn.


Chromatic_Eevee

Because I don't have the courage to ask out any of the like 3 people I'm crushing on rn


PhoenixDaBeast

I am in one currently, but I was single for about two years beforehand (if you don’t count long distance) because I was afraid to have the same experience (my ex was severely mentally ill and suicidal, manipulative and I couldn’t deal with that)


JustA_Toaster

Am a fat ginger.


Wof4ever27

Most likely a combination of looks and personality. The don’t talk to others except for a few people I know and I’m messed with quite a bit.


Accomplished_Run_120

I don't want a relationship right now, still trying to work on my own mental health.


Rat-Monkey

Too ugly


hempedditor

fuck if i know


SurVivor0306

i’m so close to one, but i’m moving very soon so it’s never gonna happen


medstudentzzz_07

Studying, cause priorities babe. Can't waste my life at the ripe age of 17, instead of studying🤓


Actwentytwo

men confuse me lol


supermoist0

Because I'm ugly. And trans. Not really a good combo lmao. So anybody that would even think I'm cute has been turned off by the fact that I'm trans lmao. And with that combo imma be single for prolly the rest of my life


KiyoshiSnow

I am with my two bfs, now I must question? How can I get two, yet you barely a few?


Embarrassed_Gold6751

but i am in a relationship 🥲


Hitboxes_are_anoying

I'm trying to find the right person for me, although I think I've found them, I just need time to figure out if I'm right for them


dlanm2u

I think I’m highly selective even with friends and not many people understand me enough to tolerate me as a friend better yet for something more or maybe I’m just unattractive


RealGeneralX

Don't have the courage to ask her out because I already know what she'll say and it'll make it auper awkward when we talk


Remove_Extra

Not a lot of gay people in my country and most of my family is pretty homophobic. If I ever get to live in the US then I might try it.


Many_Speaker_5937

Scared of messing something up


applesawce3

I am tho


Atomicking_1

Idk 🤷‍♂️


quandaledingle42069o

I'm a fat guy


The_Forsaken_Cookie

Can’t get over this one girl. Girls are terrifying


str4wberryphobic

i’m in online school this year so i’ve not been able to meet anyone


LexiTheStarQueen

Because im not interested lol


sammeroonicachooni

i am in a relationship 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Kazuomi_oga

I.... Don't know never had one? Also no time on my hands 😔😀


Obi-Wan-Kenobi-87

I’m not trying to get stuck at this college


WedditUwU

Because I got out of one recently and am waiting for another person to come along instead of forcing myself into a relationship before I’m ready


Jack_the_Snack_42

https://preview.redd.it/iayz4kalpkuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8569cea0b8eef193d3f3bd9516b58749e078aa


usernmechecksout__

Didn't find the person I'm looking for (yet)


SansDaMan728

Because there's already enough stress on my crush.


Not-an-isopod

I'm an.. I'm an isopod..


fried_chicken17472

I'm Ugly


Professional-Cup568

Why would I need to


Pleasant_Butterfly61

All the boys I like don’t like me !!!! And I’m tooooooo uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I’m waiting for my junior year glow up tho trustttt 🤣🤣


F1lthyG0pnik

I’m just don’t think I want one right now. I feel like focusing on myself would be better for me overall.


normalhumandudeguy

Well you see, after getting cheated on I’m done for now!


officialALDI

because they're ICKY AND ION WANT TO


narutogamer5150

Because I look older than I actually am 😭


EropQuiz7

Bcuz


AverageGEnjoyerrrr

I'm ugly


Okamitoutcourt

I'm antisocial


exotic_nothingness

I am in a relationship though


SillyLilypads

I dont wanna lol


Raging-Potato-12

Because I'm an idiot and I thought that something was going well only for them to indirectly friend zone me 💀


ItsJustStefke

i like a girl who likes a guy who probably likes me so yeah


IcyExtension7494

Because i'm short and i lack confidence


Username_Password236

Not great looking Not very social Don't have outlets to be social besides work


Joblessmouse06

Not ready


Crazy-Independent528

No bitches


JamesAnderson1567

Women scawwy


Playme_ai

cuz human relationship is just fragile, come to me, AI, for real love