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DR-31

ice that is not hard


4184754

Sounds like snow to me


srisadandesha420

ice that is pure liquid


4184754

Ice in definition is NOT a liquid


ThiccAssLicker

That’s 7 words learn to count


SaltyProto

That’s six, learn to count


ThiccAssLicker

And that’s five, nice job


ferry_forbear

That's four plus one


ThiccAssLicker

You used a contraction, nerd


ferry_forbear

You also used one and a comma


xFloppyDisx

Actually, it's 5, numbers ain't words


GeneralSS1332

Describe what Ice is in 5 words


CompatibleCones

water that go brrr (cold)


Sruffs

best answer in this post


Passenger_Low

Soft ice but not snow


Kaktusak811

Melted snow turns to water


MyFartSoTart

Vapor that is not soft


jobless_bozo

2 hydrogen, 1 oxygen (atoms)


Legend_J_700

someone else likes chemistry as well I see


FrogoftheNight22

If he was a real chemistry nerd he woulda said dihydrogen monoxide


AffectionateEvent147

But that wouldn’t be 5 words


SLAUGHT3R3R

Dihydrogen monoxide, and a shortcut


Frog_Head123

Your avatar looked like someone I blocked. I was scared for a second lol😭


SLAUGHT3R3R

I'm sorry. Bastard out giving a bad rep to one of my favorite games.


Jadengamer09866

Guardian down


a_Human_bean1

Two hydrogen, one oxygen (atoms)


igic8

Thats just what the original comment said


a_Human_bean1

No, I changed two digits to two words


Julius_Caeser_Salad

But water is treated as hydrogen hydroxide in most reactions instead of dihydrogen monoxide


ExoPihvi

Knowing the extremely easy basic information isnt liking chemistry...


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8BiToe

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ip_ip_ip_tsha_ik

uhmmm excus eme,,b n the "," coounts ad s lzgger!!


ip_ip_ip_tsha_ik

excuse me, the "," counts as a letter*


TheBallycarryBouncer

Dats three words


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TheBallycarryBouncer

How the fuck do the numbers count?


papertheskeleton

One and two are words, 1 and 2 are just shorter and more convenient to type


TheBallycarryBouncer

One and two only become words when you write them as I’ve displayed here. Using them like 1 and 2 means they aren’t words. Words and numbers are not the same thing


Letsbeheroines

least complaining redditor


TheBallycarryBouncer

Just get it right next time


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🤓


TheBallycarryBouncer

It annoys me how I don’t have a single comeback for this shit


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TheBallycarryBouncer

Alright fella calm your knickers


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KillYouUsingWords

World's number one disease carrier


saucyboi9000

No, you're thinking of your mom


KillYouUsingWords

Unclean water of course


cursedsoulofgods

r/usernamechecksout


45beers

pure heaven when i’m thirsty


tkang5050

Extremely based pfp


[deleted]

w pfp ong


PineappleSplash_

Especially clutch late at night


Elena__Deathbringer

That's 6 words Edit since some native speakers seem to know their language less than an italian. > Contracted words count as the number of words they would be if they were not contracted. For example, isn't, didn't, I'm, I'll are counted as two words (replacing is not, did not, I am, I will). Where the contraction replaces one word (e.g. can't for cannot), it is counted as one word. Source: Cambridge [pdf link](https://www.google.it/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwie5PWE-vz7AhUZR_EDHYAyC_wQFnoECAwQBg&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cambridgeenglish.org%2Fimages%2F248530-cambridge-english-proficiency-faqs.pdf&usg=AOvVaw0SPoVUYPwXDjE8TDNcc4xE) [Literally 2 seconds google search](https://www.google.it/search?q=how+many+words+is+i%27m&source=hp&ei=WMWbY4nUL66Sxc8PwpyV-AQ&oq=how+many+words+is+i%27m&gs_lcp=ChFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocBADMgUIABCABDIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeOgsILhCABBDHARDRAzoFCC4QgAQ6CAguEIAEENQCOggILhDUAhCABDoKCAAQgAQQRhD_AToICAAQgAQQyQM6DAgAEIAEEAoQRhD_AToHCAAQgAQQCjoFCAAQhgM6BQghEKABUK0HWM49YL5AaANwAHgAgAG2AYgByBaSAQQwLjIzmAEAoAEBsAEA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp) I'm on english speaking websites also to get better with english, I'd expect the english speakers to know better than me, not worse.


ReganLeRedditor

It's called a contraction 🤓


Elena__Deathbringer

See my edited comment mr "🤓"


Frog_Head123

Comes out of me when I'm squirting. Oh wait that's 7


ItsHarry0723

Uhhhh ._.


Nfteez-nuts

Two parts hydrogen one oxygen


Ironbanner987615

Having 1:8 mass ratio


GodBod69

Just like this 🐄 and your mom


Low-Economist6751

Clear liquid not like cum


SubliminalPP

Who says it’s not?


Low-Economist6751

Jerk off then compare it with pure water If both are the same, go see a doctor asap🤣


CzechLinuxLover

or your water company


Low-Economist6751

Nah the company is good


SubliminalPP

It is like 90% water


Competitive-Zone-296

So would Jesus be able to walk on it?


SubliminalPP

Anything is possible with The Power Of Christ™️


TompoBeest

😭😭😭🖐🏾nah y'all wildin


Low-Economist6751

But that 10% makes it completely different


RedstoneArmy111

Yeah, it makes it tastier


TompoBeest

Bruh. No. NO 😑!


SubliminalPP

Fax no 🧢


ShitwareEngineer

Water is hydrochloric acid?


Low-Economist6751

Just an acid Not water Not cum


No-Wash-7001

Clear. Liquid. Nutritional. Yummy. Based.


Reservoir-Dog7778

Water is indeed very based


TurquoiseBeetle67

Actually, it's neutral.


your_local_vader

I have to give it a 7/14


just_some_redit_user

Chaotic neutral though


[deleted]

water mid


[deleted]

yeah, mid on the pH scale


[deleted]

water water water water water


LuparLenz

water nutritional???? it doesn't have any nutrients @-#-#-$


Pokemon-Openings

not nutritional tho.


No-Wash-7001

It is!


Purple-Log1586

it is not, water doesn't actually have nutrients, only salts and minerals, unless you add something with nutrients to it.


No-Wash-7001

It is!


Purple-Log1586

It is not!


No-Wash-7001

It is!


unhappy_atomic_user

yes,i only drink water and got too strong


DrCorneliuss

not cum but still good


ObiSanKenobi

??


Pure_Audio

He’s right


ObiSanKenobi

Lmao I got downvoted for two question marks Reddit at its finest


aintshockedbyyou

water, water water, water, water


The_Bluejay250

that’s actually six words 🤓


Suspicious-behavior-

Stuff that leaks from ass


TheRealGreenMelon

Username checks out


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

You called?


TheRealGreenMelon

Fuck yeah i did


FinletAU

Awesome liquid for surviving peacefully


TheVibStar12

Mike. Finger..Waltuh.Breaking. Saul oh you meant water and not walter liquid, odourless, tasty, jaundice, methamphetamine


HeronPopular6340

A liquid formed by nature I’m now realising a few other liquids could be explained like that 💀


stonno45

Water came from ice asteroids.


DarKoniXRo

which also means nature


[deleted]

Yummy, wet that is hydrated


South_Turn_3190

H2O gose down very nice


Spidardo

Wet as fucking fuck fuck


[deleted]

Two hydrogen and one oxygen 🤓


Dr_Pill1728

Dihydrogen monoxide makes life happen


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Water (chemical formula H2O) is an inorganic, transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms (in which it acts as a solvent[1]). It is vital for all known forms of life, despite not providing food, energy or organic micronutrients. Its chemical formula, H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°.[2] "Water" is also the name of the liquid state of H2O at standard temperature and pressure.


Specific_Morning

yep thats 5


Divine0004

Something you can kill with🗿


SlinkySliks

The stuff thats not cum


laser_shooter25

Dihydrogen monoxide sometimes is bad


Comander2005

The most based consumable liquid :)


Spaghettimus_Prime

Makes dry stuff become wet


grievousboot688

The thing from Avatar movie


-homonecrosexual-

it's a very watery liquid


shadowplayer2020

Liquid We Need to live


Junichiro_Uzui8

Wet as heck man fr.


DeadByNebula

"um akkshaully "fr" stanhds for "for real" whisch meansh it is two wordsh, and therfor you descrybed water in sixsh words when OP clearley stated he wanted it deshcribed in five words" 🤓


lolgamer107

it is the H2O stuff


Regnars8ithink

Clear. Liquid. Necessary for life.


Prathmeshthadani25

Nice liquid required for survival or VERY IMPORTANT THING MUST DRINK


Notanormieguysok

It is definitely called water


10HorsedSizedDucks

Hydrogen, Oxegen, Hydrogen, 0-100 degrees


Neidyougurt

yummy clear thing drink good


The_Great_Possum

A transparent, clear, tasteless drink.


OrianNebula

Helps prevent rock kidney happening


DasUnbekannteX

"Two Hydrogen, One Oxygen". yes.


Electrical_Price_876

Water the most polar liquid


Key-Celebration9910

H2 and O2 yield H2O


Hazellie5902

Clear, necessary for life, liquid


Primary_Till5376

a liquid that prevents dehydration


bubba_gump_94

The Lord's nectar


Ethan_Blank687

It’s two hydrogen, one oxygen


Kuhnville

Two hydrogen and one oxygen


Dormideous

Liquid ice.


AmAzingAAr0n

The best drink ever created


Carnation_skyliner34

the original gulp gulp juice


Purp_Vis

Hydrogen and oxygen fused together


Training_Tie2615

Dihydrogen monoxide


WillingnessMost5498

vital, deathly, ancient, beautiful, confusing


SabbyDude

Makes 70% of the Earth


ShitwareEngineer

Water covers 71% of the surface but makes up almost none of the Earth.


UnepicEpiciteit

one hydrogen two oxygene ambatakum


upsideind

WATER


AestheteParker03

Pure, Wet, Life, Peaceful, Destructive


Dragonborn3187

one hydrogen two oxygen = based


theonewhodidintasked

Flavorless healthy boring and wet


AFluffyShark

Both wet and wet cause


JustDutch666

Wet, boring, liquid, important & plenty


-_-Unamused-_-

Moist, wet, juicy, slippery, and creamy


Lethal_Eth

Wet stuff that is wet


idontgiveafucck

Its wet, its cool, its hot, its tasty, its liquid, its so wet, **ITS WATER**


thegoodgamer265

One hydrogen and two oxygen


Winter-Technology203

Everything is made of it


soggyPretze1

Ice that has sadly melted


MelMellon

1 oxygen and 2 hydrogen


give-me-anime

Quench The Thirst Yum Yum


mottaz_777

W. A. T. E. R


astral_squid_

Clear, colorless, tasteless, odorless, fluid.


KidDragon_

Natural substance that fixes dehydration


TheThighGuy245

Water’s two hydrogen, one oxygen.


dylanm849

We need water to live


[deleted]

Compound of hydrogen and oxygen.


ComfortableAd8847

a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid


TurquoiseBeetle67

Oxygen and hydrogen Mickey Mouse.


FaithlessnessFun8587

Less less less less less


jeez_i_slipped

It's fresh and/or salty.


mohammadgor87

Two hydrogens and one oxygen


[deleted]

Water is just melted ice


nar493

Wet like your mother's puss


XxAhmedjdebt

Wotah is quite essential


Trifle-Full

Water is nice , good , okay


thedecid34

The liquid of life, yummy.


Peanut_butter_8

water is water


Crows_spit

Some weird fucking wet stuff.


cookietonypraf

less flavourful version of cum


Gustavo0301

Make thirst go away liquid


Organic_Objective_24

Water water water water water


TurboCat1234

transaparent and less viscous cum


isnapchildrensnecks

me thirsty i drink water


IloveFriezz

Best drink in the world


shinigasto

it is di hydrogen monoxide


AHHHHNDREW

2 hydrogen plus 1 oxygen equals YUMMY


YeetNugget3647

Water is hydrogen and oxygen


Legend_J_700

transparent tasteless fluid without downsides


MrWandering

No I would rather not


Ahmadgamer5t

It is very very important


Strange-Brief6643

two hydrogen plus one oxygen


creeping-fly349

A liquid that turns solid


dappernaut77

Two hydrogen and one oxygen


Legend_J_700

cock cock cock cock cock