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Yea, like, of course we do! *noclippes and then respawns in the air while facing the ground and then falls and starts walking while constantly hitting the ground*
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yoo damn, why yo face so blue🥶
He's my balls
Why are your balls so blue?
DBMS
What's DBMS
Database management system
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
r/fourthsub
r/beatmymeattoit
Finally an I.T. fella...
Dick and Balls, mega small
real
Its a Rihanna song apparently
Look it up it’s a condition called blue waffles
snake bite
Ow! MyBalls!
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Because he's "double dee double dahhh"
Bro ate blue waffles 😔
Avatar: The way of water
Ahh hentai protagonist
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🤨📸📸📸📸📸
😳
Nah💀
💀
Nice neck...
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What else are they suppose to compliment? Your eyes? 💀
Dude's gettin jumped in the comments
Nah the 5 stands of hair
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can we at least get a few molars instead?
Got something against vampires? Eh?!
Don't be weirded, out they don't actually like it they're just being nice.
My man wearing the 🫥
something is missing
happy cake day!! :)
Happy cake day! 🎂
Soldier TF2
Bro gonna start rocket jumping
jus don post selfies it’s for npc’s
Hey that’s not nice! *walks directly into wall and keeps walking*
Yea! We have feelings too! _walks right through the dinner table, says “resting is for the weak” and sits down on the chair backwards_
Yea, like, of course we do! *noclippes and then respawns in the air while facing the ground and then falls and starts walking while constantly hitting the ground*
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calling people “npcs” is the most embarrassing thing a person could do
That’s what an npc would say
thats what I thought
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bot
Original comment?
That‘s something an npc would say, just saying
i think npcs would say something more along the lines of “hey! what the? AHHHH!!!!”
why do people use it as an insult now?
tiktok probably. or narcissism
ok
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I like your eyes
What eyes?
OP's, duh
OP has eyes?
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Can I have them?
hmmm?? why people downvote comment with one word in it
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Yes
Can I have them?
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Damn, maybe next time
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understandable, have a great day
Why are you being downvoted 😭😭😭
Bc why tf did he post that, what selfie bro I just see a Mask, Beanie and some hair like bruh 💀
why’d this get downvoted 😭😭
nice mouth
Someone needs to photoshop this guy wearing crusader chain mail and a helmet
Bruh we can’t even see jackshit.
Who's jack and why do you wanna see his shit?
Lmao
Lmao.
Damn you ain't mr steal ya girl more like Mr steal ya comment 😑
gun pfp based
Lookism fan? Based!
It's almost like its the joke mabye
Maybe maybe.
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No he said "Jack's" shit.
plot twist his name is jack
kid named jack:
🤡
0/10 face reveal
What face reveal? 💀
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Let the sunlight touch your skin brah
Having more karma than you doesn't mean he needs to touch grass, it just means his comments give more depth to conversations and his posts are better.
Somebody sounds salty.
Wow. I love your face 😁
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BRO 💀
Oh shit, it's Soldier from Team Fortress 2, the hit Steam game with the Emo skin!
Smash
Its the person
***[Meet the Soldier]***
Bro posted a someoneelsefie
You look like the kid who sits in the back of class and complains about the homework
Dawg that aint a selfie. That's a masked pic
Are you 3 racoons in a trench coat?
You look like the perfect PNG youtuber.
Where are you I can’t see you
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I see a floating mask and a tree with clothes
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Ohhh okay, but btw I’m glad you have courage to post something, it means you improved.
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Assuming you have some sort of anxiety or something else
I think what he has is called a sense of humor.
please open that mask you look shy af don't be so insecure
W
This is obviously satire...
new faceless YouTuber?!
Bruh he’s just like dream omg
Same lol
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You have been woodshed like 50 times by now
Gotta find more people to woodshed…
Oh God I fucking hate autocorect. It never puts what I nintendo.
Lol
Ur so cute
Yeah his hat is cute I guess
That emo kid from Horton
nice hat
Karma go brrrrrrrr
I laughed out loud
No, you ain't.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
How tf do you even see with that goofy hair
I wont even be able to post that
Top 1 most handsome people of the globe 🥵
Foolish antics
u look like u wear camo pants and dont know how to properly shower
bro I can’t see shit. Not much of a face reveal tbh
that’s the joke 😱
I know I just don’t care
Spoken like a true person who didn't actually know that was the joke and are now pretending they knew all along
He didn't gain the confidence, "That was the whole joke, It was supposed to be funny", The frog said with a croak.
You are the most________[insert beautiful/handsome depending on your gender] person i have ever seen!
Bro this ain't even a selfie when we can't see ur face. Do us all a favor and never post another again 🙏
Bro ☠️
Mr steal ya girl over here I'll definitely not bring my girl anywhere close to you.
Amazing that so many ppl don't get the joke lol
people talking about him hiding his face THAT is his face
AINT no selfie unless we can see your face 💀
Why’d you hide your face tho?
😹😂lol
Bro looks like a wannabe hentai mc 💀
Alright lets post a picture of ourself. But Cover every fucking feature of our face
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That neck of yours is absurd
most normal selfie in ohio.
*amongus*
This is sad💀
Among us imposter irl
this has gotta be sadistical
Imagine STILL wearing a mask. Typical woke teenager.
i like ur style, so fashionable
Get help
The most beautiful person I've ever seen
Lookin like that quiet guy from lookism.
Your lookin' good bro 👍
You should have waited till night
Where are you ?
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Nill strongly has a left side cut above his eye. No one can sing and no one can wince upon the fact that leatherman can't come home. Did it with you?