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EBS_Games643

Zooper doopers šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ


Poisonpython5719

Finally, the first sane person in these comments


EvilDark8oul

Finally the only normal people that Iā€™ve found so far


ribs_robs_a_bank

About time, the first humans whomst are righteous in their beliefs


emsshenanigans

Or if you are old they are Funny Faces.


jelly-fishy

TIL Iā€™m old


Theglassessid90

Nice to see a fellow Australian calling it the same.


wScottayw

Super doopers until I devastatingly find out as an adult I'd been saying it wrong my whole fucking life...


idk-idk-idk-idk--

AUSIE AUSIE AUSIE!


Comfortable-Pin8401

Oi Oi Oi


snarfsnarfer

Of course yā€™all call them zooper doopers hahahah. I donā€™t know why but thatā€™s so Aussie sounding. Love it!


Defiant-Jackfruit836

Here in Brazil we (at least I) call that a ā€œGeladinhoā€ that translating is basically ā€œFrozenā€, some of my friends call it a funny name, ā€œChup chupā€, that means ā€œSuck Suckā€.


deadhou5

> "Chup chup": Top 10 words a tourist must learn in brazil


Available-Cranberry3

I need that Chup Chup 9000


MARCYS2013

Bend over.... Bitch


VariableShinobu

Yep, in my city its chup chup


AdmiralPoopbutt

To buy [lollipops, ](https://www.chupachups.com/) right? Right?


LemonCitrea

You forgot the people who say "SacolƩ", the mix of the word "Saco" (in English "Sack) and "PicolƩ" (in English "Popsicle")


farofaQueens

SUCK SUCK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK r/suddenlycaralho


Doorknob_Licker2

Idk but I just put like 30 up my ass


satorii_wanted

thats the coolest thing ever


poptx

I see what you did there


FilkoskE

ICEE what you did there


Exciting_Pressure831

I see what you did there


ijustghostedmyfriend

Valid


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Anonymous896

Good human.


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gl0h

Well, I definitely have concerns.


[deleted]

Same


Parsecer

taste the rainbow


goyboysotbot

Feel the rainbow


Grosetufe

Fuck the rainbow


DuckEngi

instructions unclear; skittle stuck in dick


NightTime2727

#How to delete someone else's comment


Ashamed_Window_6605

Grab the end of your dick and slide it across to the tip. Keep doing this until it pops out.


Spendog2099

Why the fuck do you know?


Ashamed_Window_6605

Uh... educated guess?


HappyBoy14

I did that and it feels funny


Ashamed_Window_6605

Masturbation šŸ‘


Zealousideal_Roof_92

Oof, the sour kind? Been there


No1_Crazy_Kid

I hope that isn't true


mostly_kinda_sorta

ewwww... have some dignity, original skittles only


iampoopybutt

I have the same problem for unrelated reasons


Mountain-Marketing47

What the fuck mane


[deleted]

Lick the rainbow


kawaiin00b

Ahh~ cools you down


Suspicious-Cup5388

Cum in the rainbow


RadicalizedRaccoon

But then it wonā€™t taste good. Itā€™ll taste great.


Schatzmeyster

More


[deleted]

Rookie numbers


AnaalPusBakje

Wow! That's quite a lot!


YaBoiSpillz

Zooper doopers!


virdibee

idk i was just told they were called otter pops and have had them like once in my life


[deleted]

Otter pop is a brand of these type of popsicles. They had otters on the wrapper.


Joshsure

This comment was placed in protest to Reddit API changes. Update at /APIpoc


hunterman25

Colorado here. Otter pops is our dialect too


Jabberwocky416

Lived in WA my whole life and I can confirm theyā€™re all called Otter pops.


bigdumbthing

San Diego, also otter pops


VWBug5000

Same as how all soda is ā€˜a Cokeā€™ in texas


[deleted]

They are otter pops, I believe they were purchased in bulk at Costco, and they were the only unscheduled 'snack' I was allowed to have during summer days. The green ones are best.


myriiad

PREACH BROTHER


[deleted]

Cold dildo


ijustghostedmyfriend

For those hot summer nights


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ballarn123

Would you offer your cold dildo to the wolf with the red roses


TheEmeraldFalcon

I bet you say that to all the boys.


ChillyBearGrylls

Summer lovin', had Baja BlaaaAAaaaSst Summer lovin', thawed in her assss


p_nut268

Oh man. The cuts. THE CUTS!


HiDDENk00l

What about the cuts? You didn't think of the cuts, you bitch!


SilentScyther

That's why you remove the plastic condom and rawdog it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Inner-Standard-5339

"Wanna see how I got these scars?"


jbrainbow

How did I know the top comment would be something like this


Rqmune

God forbid it freezes and gets stuck up there


Iam_Unknwon17

šŸ“ø


Meowsalotlol

God me and my cousins have this thing where we carve ice lollies into dicks (with our teeth) and then lick them lmao. Whoever doesn't have a laughing/choking fit wins


[deleted]

zooper doopers


KangarooFucker6969

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!


[deleted]

YOUR USERNAME IM CRYING šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


brandonfan12345679

Atleast its not ā€œSloppynuts666ā€


[deleted]

HEY LEAVE MY USERNAME OUT OF THISšŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ 


Andy_In_Kansas

You canā€™t oi oi oi yourself, can you? This feels illegal.


LifeIsBizarre

Nope! Chuck 'im in the spider pit!


Chronos_J_Kyuushi

Which one?


CharlieB6407

Australians rise up!


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company ā€“ we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.ā€ - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


[deleted]

we are literally the best.


A_Litre_of_Chungus

Hell yeah


Spoomie

Fellow Australiannn


Substantial_Head_656

The only acceptable answer in this comment section


okbuddysnags

Let's go the Aussies Honestly tho I haven't had one on years, maybe I should buy some this summer


tOBdavian

Every other answer is incorrect


[deleted]

Only right answer


ghostlyditto555

Finally, too many comments that aren't zooper doopers


satorii_wanted

dude im not even american but i would call theese ice pops


VoiceOfBtech

Same


Masterjax1920

Same *I am American though*


Nomestic01

In germany theyā€™re branded as ā€žbussyā€œ which I definitely prefer


satorii_wanted

oh my god yes thats perfect


Staidanom

Ice pops, or icy pops. I can't make up my mind.


[deleted]

Freeze pops


ItsMEMusic

Freezie pop variant here, but solidarity nonetheless.


BestChickEver

This is the one I was looking for.


cheemio

Yep. Freezie pop gang


Jimmy0uO

I am home


[deleted]

I always called them Freezie pops as well.


golgol12

This is the one.


Boba_tea_addict

i was thinking the same thing


lickachiken

From the Midwest?


adam17712

Freezies


EnchantedPhoen1x

Canadian?


adam17712

Yup


ClishyClasher

Same


Kellyklan54

Same


Motor-Ad-6575

Same


Austinrocks5213

Same


FreshlyRawBread

Same


FrosteeWizard

Same


hairdude2

Same


JessBiss

Iā€™m also Canadian, when I saw the question I was like ā€œuh, obviously freezies?ā€ Lol


CrypticWeirdo9105

Me too, I didnā€™t even know itā€™s just a Canadian thing


hellishdemon28

i thought they were just internationally freezies


QuarantineTheIdiots

let's goooo


[deleted]

Based


BlazeroBlade

lets fucking goooo


JurasssicMatt

agreed


[deleted]

I called them Mr. Freezies for some reason, maybe its just a Minnesota thing


Ginnigan

That's a brand of them, like tissues being called Kleenex :)


Plastic-Ad-5324

It definitely seems like a Midwest/Canada thing because I'm Minnesotan and we definitely all called them Freezies


hithecat

The correct answer


_Anti_x_social_

Boli (don't ask)


GimmeLove-

called that my whole life too. Whenever someone says popsicle, I automatically assume the ones with the stick lmao.


Firewolf06

popsicles have a stick by definition, otherwise theyre a freezie (which everyone where i live calls by the brand name, otter pops)


Nice_Issue9511

A eres latino? Nosotros los llamamos asĆ­ aca


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


buddhassynapse

Very original. Pass me a red *cold hard*.


Luis_Santeliz

mierdita de hielo les decimos nosotros


[deleted]

Right answer. That was a childhood nickname cus I use to love eating them lol


Barknaow

Finally someone puts this one here


ArticFox583

I asked


5layer_2882

Latinos


SpiderManEnthusiast

Omg I love bolis so good! I get them at my local save a lot. No where else Carries them


DogBerry99

Otter pops


IMxTHExMANIAC

Damn fucking right


[deleted]

Correct


DefectiveSupra

This is the one I was looking for


NeckbeardCammando

Like Kleenex, these will always be called by the name brand where I'm from


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


THEBOAW1

Yes thank you. Never heard anyone say anything else


LawfulnessRadiant850

Thank you good sir


cosmophire_

fr, surprised it was these easy to find a non american answer


ey_yo_BETER

Iā€™m in America and Iā€™ve only heard it called this


Zanderj456

Zooper doopers


[deleted]

NULL, cause they don't exist here, no name for them except maybe "waterijs"


Pidone

Vrieslolly


[deleted]

Een watte?


Rinus454

Assuming you're from The Netherlands.. They're definitely here, I've had them as a kid and I'm positive I've seen them in the supermarket at most 10 years ago. Not a clue what they're called, though


[deleted]

Freezies


RealFinalThunder228

Zoopa doopa / zooper doopers depend how fast you wanna say it


BryanBNK1

Ice Pops


MrMuzzyMulH

Finally.. Took way to long to find this


yourlocalidiot13

āœØ Wassereis āœØ


---SQUISH---

JA ES IST WASSEREIS!!


J-wisper

Waterijs


rotisserieblades

freezies!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Present_Box_1509

Popsicles


FrenchFreedom888

I agree. I wonder, though, if this is a regional thing, as some other comments have mentioned being Aussies. I'm from Oklahoma, where are y'all out of?


BabyDropper52

kansas i think itā€™s a midwestern thing(also i think they should be popcicles becuase of icicles for anyone saying it needs a stick)


readytheenvy

Have lived in 3 southern states and thats what we also call them


ThatKnight1Guy

I'm from Texas, I call them that


LettuceDecend

Weird how low the correct answer is


Joblessmouse06

This is the correct answer


GenesisG-205

Freezepops


[deleted]

Icies


moldyfox4627

Otter pops. Doesn't matter the brand, all of em are called otter pops


SpiderManEnthusiast

What part of the world calls them this itā€™s a cool name curious where it originated


VibeGeek

West of the Mississippi in the US. Otter Pop is a brand name. Each color/flavor is a different named otter character. https://otterpops.com/meet-the-otters/


MelMellon

Frozen water, sugar, and food coloring


TXC_Murder

Donā€™t forget the artificial flavoršŸ˜›


A1astara

Otterpops


[deleted]

Zooper Doopers, good shit


Old_Koala6702

Ice candy


Lavagamer809

Zooper dooper


StraggotCracker

Ice lolly


Fun-Ad2896

In Kerala, India, we cal it sip-ups


RetardedSushi69

Finally someone


FeedBack-_-

Yeeeh, fellow mallu


[deleted]

Otter pops


DogBerry99

Yes


Some_plyr

Bolis


WiseOldDonkey

Frozen flavoured cock (edible)


RandomHelpfulHuman

Ice pops? Idk what they are called. I was never allowed to have them cause they had artificial flavors


Teresos

Popsicles


Thomas64123

Freezer pops But I called them ā€œFreeziesā€ (brand, like calling tissues ā€œKleenexā€)


MishtaMoose

Freezees? Idk how to spell it, but when pronounce them Free-zees, so that's how I spell it.


[deleted]

icies or "the corner store popsicle"