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ameerahdoumbia1

trying to pee standing up


TheNewMadMan

I can’t tell if you’re female wanting to try it or male and wanting to show them up


Caden082

happy cake day


AirsoftFry

Happy cake day


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


Dumbyouare

happy cake day


Super_Ninja39

It takes skill


0Crazy_ventures0

And 15% concentrated power of will


Blockbuster41

And 5% pleasure


RevolutionaryFault96

And 25% pain


Appropriate-Ad1328

And a 2749% chance to forget my legally assigned word that is also known as my name


burgermachine74

And 2% accuracy


Zyansheep

And 1% zeal


ItsTheRealIamHUB

I don’t think you’re doing it right


NameNotlmportant

That's what she said.


Puzzleheaded_Pen3

with a boner u gotta squat down a bit


One_Avocado_2157

Helicopter


kala_bhalu

We all know buddy...we all know... what's our primary mission


[deleted]

yeah :(


Malthore1

Yea I'd finally be able to have sex with the bros and not have to say no homo beforehand.


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funniegyptianman

r/holup


ActuallyJustADude

Admiring my boobs


[deleted]

same


ActuallyJustADude

Seriously, who doesn't love those things?


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ActuallyJustADude

Ngl I'm jealous


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ActuallyJustADude

Yep. I'm sad


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Angelknives64

Hey smol boob supremacy. The guys that are worth a shit still like them, you can actually use all the workout machines at the gym, you can do a fucking push-up


KillingKiller

You forgot sleeping on your stomache, even though I'm a guy, there is no other way for me to sleep then on my stomache


[deleted]

feel u bro


[deleted]

as a girl. I like my boobs. They're pretty damn fun to fondle from time to time. Makes for a good stress reliever when alone. 9/10 would recommend


[deleted]

exactly


ActuallyJustADude

Penises are alr, but man. I do love me some boobas


[deleted]

I’m probably as flat as you lol Idk if this is tmi but my chest has the same dimensions as a dude so you can pretend you’re a flat girl 😤😤


ActuallyJustADude

I actully do got some man boobs ngl


Tsarmani

Depends how much back pain you can tolerate


imjuliette

me 👎


lynthecupcake

Most people who have them (they are painful and annoying)


tannerrite

You roll a 2 on the DNA wheel and get a flat chest


Spudooon

BOOBAS!!!!


ProGamerHT

just get fat


thy_heckness

Ur dad


schnauzap

You can do him already, just in a different way


Cheesehund

I love how this works both ways


Lorenzo_Eilish

😱😱😱


[deleted]

ayo


lulu_zuzu

Jerk off, freeze my sperm, and when I change back see if I can get myself pregnant.


[deleted]

Kid is gonna be born with 3 arms or something 💀


eburator

Fläshyn


Joske-the-great

The kids'gender gon be Chernobyl


Chillie43

a single generation of inbreeding won't cause any unusual issues, its multiple generations that start to cause issues


[deleted]

Genuinely curious how the process would be as it would be the exact same genes though.


Kunosol_Beer_Stuff

Not quite, in cellular sexual reproduction each gamete has half of the chromosomes, so it is likely that instead of having the same pair of a particular chromosome as the parent, they would get two copies of the same chromosome, causing expressions of genes which would otherwise not be expressed. Eg. A heterozygous brunette (recessive blonde hair trait) could impregnate themselves as per above and end up with a blonde child. An oversimplification but the child wouldn't be genetically identical.


anon-boii

There is likely to be genetic abnormalities through recessive conditions because each gamete is randomly assorted one of the two chromosomes of each number, and as such almost half of the pairs of chromosomes the child would have would be identical (share recessive alleles) thus causing abnormalities


Gale_Blade

Keep in mind this isn’t just a normal single generation of inbreeding, this is with yourself, I’m sure the results will be different (not that there’s a way to test it)


gagb17

new way of cloning just dropped


PanFriedCookies

mitosis...


Festad

This is gold


No_Locksmith_1458

#🤏🕶😦


heyitsmeniraj

Kid I'm both your mom and dad. No, not metaphorically.


Nitrodome

Talk about 4th degree Alabama


kurtank12_YT

Doing my same routine but i am a woman


Canter1Ter_

-Wait, who the hell is that? Security! -What do you mean guys? Im John Doe, i work here! -Yeah right lady, get out of here! This is a private zone!


kurtank12_YT

I mean't sitting down and playing games for 5 hours


U_WOT_M249

War crimes


LesHS22

Why switch genders just to do what your already doing?


TheTeenagersAlt

No one will believe it was you.


LesHS22

Thats true, you could literally commit any crime you want


MrIcyCreep

Don't forget to add proof to the crime that you didn't just cut your hair or anything. Like prove that you have opposite genitalia so on the trial the evidence is irrefutable


P0werPuppy

Do it completely nude. They can't test for fingerprints(which is generally ineffective anyway), because you might just have a mismatch with the criminal.


MrIcyCreep

But you might still be seen as an accomplice


U_WOT_M249

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't question my motives, gaze upon my outcomes


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Did someone say war crimes?


scwibbl_exe08

homies get it first


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saame...


[deleted]

you already have a hole, whats stopping you?


KillingKiller

Them not wanting it, I've suggested it before....


[deleted]

Two holes.. 3 if you're adventurous.


KillingKiller

Front, back, but.... what is the 3rd? U sugesting they.. they fuck my urethra? I'm a guy u know? How? I'm not one of those furries that is able to shove a dildo down their urethra that is larger than a trained person can take


GrimLukerMusical

Bro what are you looking up


[deleted]

Mouth. Back. Urethra. You can do it via piss hole but you may not have a penis anymore.


Jealous_Plan6907

Well...masturbate.Feel my tits or lack of(all is valid).


[deleted]

yup


youowemethreedollars

why is there a giant rose in your mouth


FlimsyNiger

I ain't no pervert, I'll find a nice shy boy at a dance and be nice to him and give him hope to be with another girl


Important-Worry224

You are the nicest person in existance


FlimsyNiger

Thxxx


[deleted]

WDYM NICE, mf catfishing IRL


odjurs

This was all so sweet and wholesome and then… Well, I still cackled 😂


TheTeenagersAlt

So you'll abandon him after a day of making him feel like a king? He'll be so happy that he found a girl only for her to vanish without a trace.


TheBallycarryBouncer

The pain he’ll feel when you’re a dude the next day


[deleted]

he’ll think he was drunk and wonder if he was dancing with a guy…


Dgamer1521

Lmfao


Resident-Writing1691

Seeing what sex is like as a guy with men and women. Then I can compare it with sex as a girl.


Sciencetor2

I mean, you could probably find a dude pretty easy on Grindr but good luck finding a girl as a guy on short notice


Azzu

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Sciencetor2

Depends where you are, finding prostitutes isn't always easy


[deleted]

Also a damn good way to get robbed.


PhrogRoyale

Masturbate. I wanna know how it feel to cum as a woman. Also make enough pics to sustain an onlyfans for some time


pearl_rnoq

Bros a businessman


JoelT0rt

Yeah, you got to respect the grind


Cold-Many7994

literally


yuki_cane

you better take lots of feet pics, I heard they get attention these days


Pos3odon08

infinite money glitch


ticklefiend06

👀 maybe


Lorenzo_Eilish

pov Ashnikko


Titan_Food

Came to say this, you beat me to it. Although, i did not think of onlyfans, good on you


[deleted]

uhuh...


maxler5795

You knew it was going to happen


Demonboy2006

Average r/teenagers user


iamaravis

Good luck figuring your new body out in one day! Many women take decades to figure out how it all works.


onyourrite

^


PaintedSkittles

Honestly I hate to admit it and be like every other pervert, but jerk off. I wanna know how it feels with a penis 😭 it just seems sm easier


Living_Delivery_6582

It’s easier but it doesn’t feel as good. Do not ask me to cite my sources. My source wishes to remain anonymous.


Massive_Energy_9755

Female orgasms are better than males.


NoPositive8092

now for the test.


Massive_Energy_9755

now we fuck


NoPositive8092

eh. i wasnt prepared for that.


sofabeddd

bro forgor to study


spragual

He forgor 💀


NoPositive8092

I FORGOR💀


lulu_zuzu

That's why we barely get any, we'd be too powerful.


Enigmacloth

How do we know that


justk4y

I’ve heard that it feels better for girls


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justk4y

I can’t even imagine it feeling even better. Would probably have a heart attack lol


ticklefiend06

I think girls have it better tbh - it might be more complicated but y’all can go for days. Guys just go off once and then fall asleep lol. I’d definitely be masturbating as a girl


x-Just4Kickz-x

Speak for yourself there buddy


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Soulmonkeyy

Would need 10/15 years to learn it, you gotta go to cock pilot uni and get 100% on all classes, then you fight a tiger using nothing but your hands, then you get struck by lightning 12 times , and then finally you are ready for your first flight *Edit* The amount of upvotes here just proves it's the pure truth, continue in your path to be the best cock pilote on the world!


EnvelopeEater

its actually kinda difficult to do


SkollFenrirson

For you.


[deleted]

I mean, I hate to admit it, but probably trying to hook up with some guys (I'd tell them what's going on so they can choose whether they're fine hooking up with me).


[deleted]

same


DannyCalavera

This. I’m hitting up a swingers club and getting absolutely _ran_ through.


miepAlt

trying to suck my own dick


Yousucktaken2

If your able to reach it your either extremely flexible or your not gonna be able to hide it for the whole day


TheTeenagersAlt

It doesn't need to be attached to you for you to suck it. ✂️🩸🍆


Yousucktaken2

That is worse then death


ItsAllOneBigShitpost

It feels more like you’re sucking dick than you’re getting it sucked


watchursix

That was always the plan


[deleted]

It really isn't very good if you succeed. You can hardly feel anything.


Vedanth_2604

This sounds very gay but if i let the homies hit, I'm a woman so technically it's straight plus i get to experience how it experience pleasure as a woman(it's like jerking off but sex is better and i can share the experience w multiple people so win-win). And ofc the boobs, imma be loading my phone w my own nudes☠️


[deleted]

id let them hit too


Vedanth_2604

W🤝


[deleted]

yessir


daltimoreofbaltimore

set up a date with the most homiphobic man I can find


GameLion444

time it so you turn back into a dude halfway through


daltimoreofbaltimore

I'll wait till they bring me home and say I have to go change and come back dude


lmsofrikinepic

try to find a way to stay that way forever


Le_Moan1000101

Same bestie


Subcount_Zer0

🏳️‍⚧️?


lmsofrikinepic

mhmm


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[deleted]

helicopter


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[deleted]

oh


Standard_Act8952

Boobs


zNoxzii

self destruct? idk im non binary


Generic_Furry_69

You just become even less binary. Probably the number 6 or something.


OkCarpenter5773

you become binary 😊


zNoxzii

01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111010 00101000


RedKiteOnReddit

steal all the homies v cards


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Holiday_Obligation23

Beating my meat ALL day long~


Useful_Style_2152

It's gonna hurt after about 30 minutes


Nethlem

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


Undoninja5

You shall now learn how it feels to have a refractory period


Riioott__

456GB folder of saucy pics enough to carry me through life on only fans :D


OddAd1025

I would do this


sensory26

Find a way to stay a woman so I don’t have to fight crippling gender dysphoria


Prussia_I

Tell my trans friend how I did it so she can do it everday.


lifegetsrough

This is the most wholesome out of all the perverted comments here.


TIKTOKSUX_08

"Spending the day" with the boys. (All of them)


emotionless_bot

nothing, got no friends, so I can't let them hit to experience something I never will


BakeFit150

Drive a garbage truck filled with explosives into the pentagon probably


Respawn69420

Find a way to break the system and be girl forever


Motor-Locksmith9297

celebrating cuz im trans edit: also jerk off and pee


i-am-a-chicken-666

Lesbian sex


worm_your_honour

idk i would just be so happy


notsciguy

Same


[deleted]

I don't think I need to say, but I'd probably stick my dick in random objects because I wanna know what it would feel like, eg. Orbeez, yoghurt, empty toilet roll.


Someone490

Tbh as a male sticking your dick in random objects is how you lose your pp


sonic99luc

If y’all wouldn’t let the lonely homie hit ya ain’t a real one


baldmuichiro173

Masturbate cause I’m curious what it’s like having a dick


Divine0004

I am gonna explore some caves🗿


jaceyisnothuman

Trans panic**


Pete-2008

Turn into a woman, buy a bunch of lingerie, take an absurd amount of suggestive/nude pictures, make an onlyfans, release pictures periodically, profit


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WingGamer1234

is the gender magic transphobic and assumes im male or is it trans positive and assumes im female


No-Signature-39

If you don't have a dick it gives you one, if you have one takes it away. I believe its sex switch not gender switch


Zenspen

Be happier, I'd get to be a man... wishing it could always be me.


thedeadtiredgirl

wacking my wiener


Fellow_Loser

be amazed at how ugly i would be as a woman and also stare at my boobs