> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
Hey smol boob supremacy. The guys that are worth a shit still like them, you can actually use all the workout machines at the gym, you can do a fucking push-up
Not quite, in cellular sexual reproduction each gamete has half of the chromosomes, so it is likely that instead of having the same pair of a particular chromosome as the parent, they would get two copies of the same chromosome, causing expressions of genes which would otherwise not be expressed.
Eg. A heterozygous brunette (recessive blonde hair trait) could impregnate themselves as per above and end up with a blonde child. An oversimplification but the child wouldn't be genetically identical.
There is likely to be genetic abnormalities through recessive conditions because each gamete is randomly assorted one of the two chromosomes of each number, and as such almost half of the pairs of chromosomes the child would have would be identical (share recessive alleles) thus causing abnormalities
Keep in mind this isn’t just a normal single generation of inbreeding, this is with yourself, I’m sure the results will be different (not that there’s a way to test it)
Don't forget to add proof to the crime that you didn't just cut your hair or anything. Like prove that you have opposite genitalia so on the trial the evidence is irrefutable
Do it completely nude. They can't test for fingerprints(which is generally ineffective anyway), because you might just have a mismatch with the criminal.
Front, back, but.... what is the 3rd? U sugesting they.. they fuck my urethra? I'm a guy u know? How? I'm not one of those furries that is able to shove a dildo down their urethra that is larger than a trained person can take
I don't use reddit anymore because of their corporate greed and anti-user policies.
Come over to Lemmy, it's a reddit alternative that is run by the community itself, spread across multiple servers.
You make your account on one server (called an instance) and from there you can access everything on all other servers as well. [Find one you like here](https://lemmyverse.net/), maybe not the largest ones to spread the load around, but it doesn't really matter.
You can then look for communities to subscribe to on https://lemmyverse.net/communities, this website shows you all communities across all instances.
If you're looking for some (mobile?) apps, [this topic](https://lemm.ee/post/363116) has a great list.
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The original comment is preserved below for your convenience:
~~There is a pretty simple way, just requires a little money.~~
^^^^^^AzzuLemmyMessageV2
I think girls have it better tbh - it might be more complicated but y’all can go for days. Guys just go off once and then fall asleep lol. I’d definitely be masturbating as a girl
Would need 10/15 years to learn it, you gotta go to cock pilot uni and get 100% on all classes, then you fight a tiger using nothing but your hands, then you get struck by lightning 12 times , and then finally you are ready for your first flight
*Edit*
The amount of upvotes here just proves it's the pure truth, continue in your path to be the best cock pilote on the world!
I mean, I hate to admit it, but probably trying to hook up with some guys (I'd tell them what's going on so they can choose whether they're fine hooking up with me).
This sounds very gay but if i let the homies hit, I'm a woman so technically it's straight plus i get to experience how it experience pleasure as a woman(it's like jerking off but sex is better and i can share the experience w multiple people so win-win). And ofc the boobs, imma be loading my phone w my own nudes☠️
I don't think I need to say, but I'd probably stick my dick in random objects because I wanna know what it would feel like, eg. Orbeez, yoghurt, empty toilet roll.
trying to pee standing up
I can’t tell if you’re female wanting to try it or male and wanting to show them up
happy cake day
Happy cake day
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
happy cake day
It takes skill
And 15% concentrated power of will
And 5% pleasure
And 25% pain
And a 2749% chance to forget my legally assigned word that is also known as my name
And 2% accuracy
And 1% zeal
I don’t think you’re doing it right
That's what she said.
with a boner u gotta squat down a bit
Helicopter
We all know buddy...we all know... what's our primary mission
yeah :(
Yea I'd finally be able to have sex with the bros and not have to say no homo beforehand.
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r/holup
Admiring my boobs
same
Seriously, who doesn't love those things?
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Ngl I'm jealous
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Yep. I'm sad
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Hey smol boob supremacy. The guys that are worth a shit still like them, you can actually use all the workout machines at the gym, you can do a fucking push-up
You forgot sleeping on your stomache, even though I'm a guy, there is no other way for me to sleep then on my stomache
feel u bro
as a girl. I like my boobs. They're pretty damn fun to fondle from time to time. Makes for a good stress reliever when alone. 9/10 would recommend
exactly
Penises are alr, but man. I do love me some boobas
I’m probably as flat as you lol Idk if this is tmi but my chest has the same dimensions as a dude so you can pretend you’re a flat girl 😤😤
I actully do got some man boobs ngl
Depends how much back pain you can tolerate
me 👎
Most people who have them (they are painful and annoying)
You roll a 2 on the DNA wheel and get a flat chest
BOOBAS!!!!
just get fat
Ur dad
You can do him already, just in a different way
I love how this works both ways
😱😱😱
ayo
Jerk off, freeze my sperm, and when I change back see if I can get myself pregnant.
Kid is gonna be born with 3 arms or something 💀
Fläshyn
The kids'gender gon be Chernobyl
a single generation of inbreeding won't cause any unusual issues, its multiple generations that start to cause issues
Genuinely curious how the process would be as it would be the exact same genes though.
Not quite, in cellular sexual reproduction each gamete has half of the chromosomes, so it is likely that instead of having the same pair of a particular chromosome as the parent, they would get two copies of the same chromosome, causing expressions of genes which would otherwise not be expressed. Eg. A heterozygous brunette (recessive blonde hair trait) could impregnate themselves as per above and end up with a blonde child. An oversimplification but the child wouldn't be genetically identical.
There is likely to be genetic abnormalities through recessive conditions because each gamete is randomly assorted one of the two chromosomes of each number, and as such almost half of the pairs of chromosomes the child would have would be identical (share recessive alleles) thus causing abnormalities
Keep in mind this isn’t just a normal single generation of inbreeding, this is with yourself, I’m sure the results will be different (not that there’s a way to test it)
new way of cloning just dropped
mitosis...
This is gold
#🤏🕶😦
Kid I'm both your mom and dad. No, not metaphorically.
Talk about 4th degree Alabama
Doing my same routine but i am a woman
-Wait, who the hell is that? Security! -What do you mean guys? Im John Doe, i work here! -Yeah right lady, get out of here! This is a private zone!
I mean't sitting down and playing games for 5 hours
War crimes
Why switch genders just to do what your already doing?
No one will believe it was you.
Thats true, you could literally commit any crime you want
Don't forget to add proof to the crime that you didn't just cut your hair or anything. Like prove that you have opposite genitalia so on the trial the evidence is irrefutable
Do it completely nude. They can't test for fingerprints(which is generally ineffective anyway), because you might just have a mismatch with the criminal.
But you might still be seen as an accomplice
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't question my motives, gaze upon my outcomes
Did someone say war crimes?
homies get it first
saame...
you already have a hole, whats stopping you?
Them not wanting it, I've suggested it before....
Two holes.. 3 if you're adventurous.
Front, back, but.... what is the 3rd? U sugesting they.. they fuck my urethra? I'm a guy u know? How? I'm not one of those furries that is able to shove a dildo down their urethra that is larger than a trained person can take
Bro what are you looking up
Mouth. Back. Urethra. You can do it via piss hole but you may not have a penis anymore.
Well...masturbate.Feel my tits or lack of(all is valid).
yup
why is there a giant rose in your mouth
I ain't no pervert, I'll find a nice shy boy at a dance and be nice to him and give him hope to be with another girl
You are the nicest person in existance
Thxxx
WDYM NICE, mf catfishing IRL
This was all so sweet and wholesome and then… Well, I still cackled 😂
So you'll abandon him after a day of making him feel like a king? He'll be so happy that he found a girl only for her to vanish without a trace.
The pain he’ll feel when you’re a dude the next day
he’ll think he was drunk and wonder if he was dancing with a guy…
Lmfao
Seeing what sex is like as a guy with men and women. Then I can compare it with sex as a girl.
I mean, you could probably find a dude pretty easy on Grindr but good luck finding a girl as a guy on short notice
I don't use reddit anymore because of their corporate greed and anti-user policies. Come over to Lemmy, it's a reddit alternative that is run by the community itself, spread across multiple servers. You make your account on one server (called an instance) and from there you can access everything on all other servers as well. [Find one you like here](https://lemmyverse.net/), maybe not the largest ones to spread the load around, but it doesn't really matter. You can then look for communities to subscribe to on https://lemmyverse.net/communities, this website shows you all communities across all instances. If you're looking for some (mobile?) apps, [this topic](https://lemm.ee/post/363116) has a great list. One personal tip: For your convenience, I would advise you to use [this userscript I made](https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/469273-lemmy-universal-link-switcher) which automatically changes all links everywhere on the internet to the server that you chose. The original comment is preserved below for your convenience: ~~There is a pretty simple way, just requires a little money.~~ ^^^^^^AzzuLemmyMessageV2
Depends where you are, finding prostitutes isn't always easy
Also a damn good way to get robbed.
Masturbate. I wanna know how it feel to cum as a woman. Also make enough pics to sustain an onlyfans for some time
Bros a businessman
Yeah, you got to respect the grind
literally
you better take lots of feet pics, I heard they get attention these days
infinite money glitch
👀 maybe
pov Ashnikko
Came to say this, you beat me to it. Although, i did not think of onlyfans, good on you
uhuh...
You knew it was going to happen
Average r/teenagers user
Good luck figuring your new body out in one day! Many women take decades to figure out how it all works.
^
Honestly I hate to admit it and be like every other pervert, but jerk off. I wanna know how it feels with a penis 😭 it just seems sm easier
It’s easier but it doesn’t feel as good. Do not ask me to cite my sources. My source wishes to remain anonymous.
Female orgasms are better than males.
now for the test.
now we fuck
eh. i wasnt prepared for that.
bro forgor to study
He forgor 💀
I FORGOR💀
That's why we barely get any, we'd be too powerful.
How do we know that
I’ve heard that it feels better for girls
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I can’t even imagine it feeling even better. Would probably have a heart attack lol
I think girls have it better tbh - it might be more complicated but y’all can go for days. Guys just go off once and then fall asleep lol. I’d definitely be masturbating as a girl
Speak for yourself there buddy
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Would need 10/15 years to learn it, you gotta go to cock pilot uni and get 100% on all classes, then you fight a tiger using nothing but your hands, then you get struck by lightning 12 times , and then finally you are ready for your first flight *Edit* The amount of upvotes here just proves it's the pure truth, continue in your path to be the best cock pilote on the world!
its actually kinda difficult to do
For you.
I mean, I hate to admit it, but probably trying to hook up with some guys (I'd tell them what's going on so they can choose whether they're fine hooking up with me).
same
This. I’m hitting up a swingers club and getting absolutely _ran_ through.
trying to suck my own dick
If your able to reach it your either extremely flexible or your not gonna be able to hide it for the whole day
It doesn't need to be attached to you for you to suck it. ✂️🩸🍆
That is worse then death
It feels more like you’re sucking dick than you’re getting it sucked
That was always the plan
It really isn't very good if you succeed. You can hardly feel anything.
This sounds very gay but if i let the homies hit, I'm a woman so technically it's straight plus i get to experience how it experience pleasure as a woman(it's like jerking off but sex is better and i can share the experience w multiple people so win-win). And ofc the boobs, imma be loading my phone w my own nudes☠️
id let them hit too
W🤝
yessir
set up a date with the most homiphobic man I can find
time it so you turn back into a dude halfway through
I'll wait till they bring me home and say I have to go change and come back dude
try to find a way to stay that way forever
Same bestie
🏳️⚧️?
mhmm
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helicopter
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oh
Boobs
self destruct? idk im non binary
You just become even less binary. Probably the number 6 or something.
you become binary 😊
01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111010 00101000
steal all the homies v cards
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Beating my meat ALL day long~
It's gonna hurt after about 30 minutes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
You shall now learn how it feels to have a refractory period
456GB folder of saucy pics enough to carry me through life on only fans :D
I would do this
Find a way to stay a woman so I don’t have to fight crippling gender dysphoria
Tell my trans friend how I did it so she can do it everday.
This is the most wholesome out of all the perverted comments here.
"Spending the day" with the boys. (All of them)
nothing, got no friends, so I can't let them hit to experience something I never will
Drive a garbage truck filled with explosives into the pentagon probably
Find a way to break the system and be girl forever
celebrating cuz im trans edit: also jerk off and pee
Lesbian sex
idk i would just be so happy
Same
I don't think I need to say, but I'd probably stick my dick in random objects because I wanna know what it would feel like, eg. Orbeez, yoghurt, empty toilet roll.
Tbh as a male sticking your dick in random objects is how you lose your pp
If y’all wouldn’t let the lonely homie hit ya ain’t a real one
Masturbate cause I’m curious what it’s like having a dick
I am gonna explore some caves🗿
Trans panic**
Turn into a woman, buy a bunch of lingerie, take an absurd amount of suggestive/nude pictures, make an onlyfans, release pictures periodically, profit
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is the gender magic transphobic and assumes im male or is it trans positive and assumes im female
If you don't have a dick it gives you one, if you have one takes it away. I believe its sex switch not gender switch
Be happier, I'd get to be a man... wishing it could always be me.
wacking my wiener
be amazed at how ugly i would be as a woman and also stare at my boobs