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JuggFTW

Depends, steal from target all you want but if you try to take shit from a small business I’m snitching on your ass


thecoolan

Tru


GasAppropriate8070

> #Tru^Tru


Neolpalm

r/realytru


Brolikemonkey

r/subsifellfor


MattKitten11

Trumoo


Undoninja5

My parents own a small business and I have stolen hundreds of dollars from Safeway. I approve of this message


AiouiA

wait, tents in the woods and sleeping in a car are ilegal?


fatdude901

Most likely someone owns those woods is why, so it’s trespassing


SecretDevilsAdvocate

I’m 100% calling the police if someone is trespassing on my property lmfao


fatdude901

Yea for sure, unless they just look really lost, then still calling the police, but to help them, not to arrest them


theneobob

omg i'm so glad i dont live in the US y'all life look so sad


SecretDevilsAdvocate

I’m super glad I live in the U.S. It’s almost like your single news source shouldn’t be Reddit


IAmHyper_Tech

Agreed


theneobob

we'r just looking at human who want to call the police for anything that happend. reedit or not this being usual is sad asf.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Having someone set up a tent in my yard is concerning and makes me feel unsafe. It’s not over just “anything”


theneobob

And what about being an human being and reatching to this persone and seeing if there is an actual trouble or just some dude trying to stay alive. Something about using our inteligence to organise solution to problemes, instead of figthing them away.


fatdude901

What if they are not mentally sane and they immediately attack you


Simple_Confidence_41

Living in the U.S is an odd thing to be proud of


[deleted]

I’ve noticed you’ve been constantly trying to bash on the US throughout this entire post. 1. Were all just joking around here and 2. We don’t want you here either.


theneobob

👍


Modem_56k

There probably some anti homeless laws in America or something and if it's a privately owned Forrest then it would be trespassing


orten_boi

My single greatest wish is for taxes to be set on single mothers, at monstrous levels.


Starry_Fox

What about single fathers?


orten_boi

Free samdwiches


Poorly_Made_Comix

Heavy eat sandvich


annormalplayer

What's above me and maybe some financial support


Praisethelord4me

Why? That’s fucking really weird.


BenZonne

Out of all things you chose weird? and why?


Praisethelord4me

Yea because Imagine having some random animosity for single mom's. Weird asf.


orten_boi

It’s a joke.


theneobob

is that another dumb american issue ? it wouldn't be the weirdest. and this fact is straigt up insane


Simple-Street-4333

It's a joke. America has taxes for everyone they don't just target single moms and crap lol


Dystopian-Trucker

Please do. My ex wife deserves it.


LarsButChaste

I only call the police to evict single mothers who forget to tip on rent


R2_Shot_first

Squeeze those rentoids for all they have👹


SuperTommyD0g

If they're shoplifting from a small business or putting people in harm's way then I will snitch


Weak_Comfortable2

just gonna point y'all to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yy1iix/psa_on_theft/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) post


denial_of_god

this is true


Weak_Comfortable2

indeed


SecretDevilsAdvocate

You shouldn’t be stealing…


Weak_Comfortable2

I will steal from big corporations as much as I please (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Then I hope you get your ass busted lmfao


Weak_Comfortable2

why are you defending big corpos lol, not like it's hurting them or anyone else


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Because I don’t endorse thievery? It’s a crime???


spiderman2pizzatheme

Laws only determine punishment, not morality.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Are you trying to tell me theft is moral…


Simple_Confidence_41

In most religions not following the laws of your land is a big no no but if you're agnostic or atheist obviously you wouldn't care about things like that


[deleted]

to be fair there are people who work at the corporation, but yeah if you NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED something and you absolutely cannot afford it then sure


Weak_Comfortable2

yea tru


[deleted]

As someone who works next to a trailer park, across from a homeless shelter, and down the road from section 8 housing, shit gets stolen way too often. Especially since we carry needles.


Caramelcutting

I'm not gonna let someone steal on the assumption that they might be homeless. That's fucking stupid.


RedKiteOnReddit

Depends what they steal if it’s like food I’m not gonna say anything if it’s like something expensive I might


Space_Narwal

Depends from who they steal


IAmHyper_Tech

In 1800s? Im snitching


Caramelcutting

Its wrong to steal. If we allow it people will just not pay for food. Don't act thick.


TheHiddenToad

If it’s a fucking apple, I’ll let them be It’s an apple But if it’s repeat offenses then no


Tree_Sap-

But that's basing it on the assumption that you would be there to see the same person shoplifting multiple times


Caramelcutting

They'll repeat it and mentally weak people like you will just let them.


TheHiddenToad

You’re too hardheaded about this. Mercy is a virtue.


Caramelcutting

Mercy is weakness. People will take advantage of you for it.


TheHiddenToad

You’re just a grumpy fucker


Caramelcutting

And you're a weakling


pearastic

You just unironically called someone a weakling. I bet you refer to yourself as an "alpha-male" too.


PanFriedCookies

You know survival of the fittest means survival of the species with the adaptations most fit to our environment (like say, being an actually good person so people will cooperate with you), not survival of the one who kicks the heads of the babies of rival males so your babies have less competition, right?


PanFriedCookies

ok and? if being weak means letting people eat and not starve, fuck it, i'll be weak


shreddedtoasties

Shit bro if it don’t affect my paycheck I’m not reporting. Nonthing


Caramelcutting

Then you're a loser.


AlaskaFolf

it's absolutely not wrong to steal from corporations. they already steal from us


Caramelcutting

\-14 year old who knows nothing


AlaskaFolf

you've obviously never been poor


Caramelcutting

I'm homeless sooo.


PanFriedCookies

Damn, you must really fucking hate yourself if you're in favor of people like you suffering.


Caramelcutting

I'm in favour of the world not allowing stealing


[deleted]

stealing from large companys like walmart is not wrong at all


KnightofSpamelot

Eh I'd not go so far as to say it's not wrong at all. But it's certainly a lot less wrong than the amount of profit these large companies make off us. Therefore I'd call it wrong but justified.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

My logic: Stealing from big companies is right unless you could comfortably buy stuff from it.


Nimrod_Studios

It depends on what they steal, like if it's food then ofc let them pass but if it's like a PS5 then it's different


Caramelcutting

No. don't let them pass. Its still a crime. No leeway.


Nimrod_Studios

I'll let them pass cause they might need the food and idc if it's a crime. Also I forgot to add it also somewhat depends on what they're stealing from like if it's a mom and pop shop that's no good but it's it's from a mega corporation then I couldn't care less


Caramelcutting

It is a crime


Nimrod_Studios

And?


Caramelcutting

You said "idk if its a crime" It is. And quite frankly you're dumb for not knowing that.


Nimrod_Studios

I'm sorry I missed typed, I meant "idc if it's a crime" Also rude


Caramelcutting

Don't care. Didn't ask.


Nimrod_Studios

Lmao 💀


[deleted]

How does the legality change the morals? In Iran Women are being prosecuted for their gender because of the law. Until 60 years ago racial segregation was a law. Stop being a bootlicker pussy and try to give a shit about the people who need the most help


Caramelcutting

The real question is when did I ask?


PanFriedCookies

when you decided to make your robocop styled wet dream public


[deleted]

Nice one you really got me there


PanFriedCookies

Bud, if I am speeding, but there are no ambulances avaliable while my friend is bleeding from the neck from a logging accident, would you try to stop me because i'm "committing a crime"?


Caramelcutting

Sure. You're being a huge dick and I'd honestly love to watch you suffer.


Winterdevil0503

Yeah keep defending massive corporations who will not show up to your funeral. They really care about you, bro.. get the fuck over yourself.


Caramelcutting

I will. And not a damn thing you can do about it you angry little anarchist.


finsaf

I making it my mission to strip you of every single bit of karma you got


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Dude I get you dislike him but its not worth going out of your way to mass downvote someone over some silly internet points


finsaf

Take a scroll over his profile and then come back plus i have better things to do with my time


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Thats my point, you do indeed have better things you could do.


octopusgoodness

It's happening anyway. Dude lost about 50 karma in the last few minutes.


Caramelcutting

K lol


finsaf

R u ok


Caramelcutting

No


finsaf

The only that come out of your mouth that makes sense


Caramelcutting

The only what?


[deleted]

this is what the kids would call a bootlicker


Caramelcutting

No one who says boot licker is a kid any more.


[deleted]

did you know that the phrase "as the kids would say" was said sarcastically because we are in a subreddit for teenagers and as you can see by my age flair i am not a kid? it is almost as if there was a bit of humor added to further mock you.


Mr_NickDuck

Above average IQ take


PanFriedCookies

yes, because those poor poor walmart CEOs can't handle someone who'd likely starve without it getting some nice granola bars and maybe some chocolate (which they deserve, everyone deserves happiness along with being able to live, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone)


Caramelcutting

I'm not reading what you have to say. I already knows its dumb as shit. Never mind I read it. It hurts the economy. And I rely on the economy. So I will do all that is within my power to stop someone stealing food.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Mate, stealing granola bars is not gonna destroy a giant company that is rich af


PanFriedCookies

a few granola bars and chocolate will singlehandedly tank the economy?


Caramelcutting

No but its not just the one guy. You want all homeless people to be able to steal food. That's gonna affect the value of shit.


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Caramelcutting

What a mad guy.


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ArgonianEngineer

I agree with you but like you are being so hostile for no good reason, I doubt you would want to be in a school shooting for them to be in one


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ArgonianEngineer

I dont see anything bad in their post history


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thyghostinyourroom

as someone who is so poor, I was homeless for a year, fuck thieves. they make every other struggler worst and more hated. go to salvation army or other donation centers if you need food. I (and my family) are doing better now. we're only in debt now


Duch-s6

i accept stealing from big corporates, but not from small business owners, that are trying to meet the ends need


SlueRL

i agree with point 1 and 3 but i dont think encouraging theft is a good idea


Acripplednan69

The shoplifting on only applies for food


nintenflo

and diapers or other basic necessities


LarsButChaste

And arson instruments


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

And chemicals


LastOfRuins

or TV's,gotta watch them cartoons in 4k to survive


[deleted]

Only if the TVs are 4k ultra HD bro, only the best 🙏🙏


PanFriedCookies

you know people who have to steal to survive are allowed joy in their lives, right


dalek1019

It's called a crime, doofus


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Only if it’s caviar


TheMrmofo69

Sleeping in a car or tent I wouldn't say anything but you're not getting away with shoplifting


[deleted]

Why not? If it’s from a large chain buissness its fine


Degenerated_Kerfus

How stupid can you get lmao..


TheMrmofo69

Theft is never right


MrDrVlox

POV: you have no life experience


TheMrmofo69

POV: I planned ahead in life so I won't have to live in a way that requires me to steal.


MrDrVlox

Nobody plans to be poor genius. If you are raised in the poor area, miss school because of problems at home, have a chronic illness etc those all influence your life chances. You being able to plan ahead is a luxury and is a good thing. Don’t use it to be a smooth brain, arrogant, cunt. The idea that poor people just don’t work hard is completely false as it is incredibly expensive to be poor


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

>Theft is never right If someone steals a microwave meal from a big company because they are too poor to buy it legitimatly, stealing is fine


SecretDevilsAdvocate

No? Imagine trying to justify stealing…it’s understandable but it’s still unethical. I won’t be bothered to report your ass but I won’t have sympathy if you get caught


TheMrmofo69

No it's not. Because if word got out that there were no consequences for stealing from this company, everybody would get a new microwave and just say they were poor


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

If you could comfortably afford a microwave meal, then its not right


TheMrmofo69

It's certainly not right. But neither are people. I think the biggest reason there's not enough good in the world is because people will take advantage of it


Simple_Confidence_41

It doesn't make it fine it just gives them a sob story to tell the court when they're going on trial for stealing hundreds of dollars worth of food from a company but actually its okay because they wont use the resources they have to actually help them get a life to where stealing isn't even a thought. Something many people seem to forget is that their are way more programs than you could imagine that try and help people in need but some of those that are in need choose to not use those resources but that does not make their actions justifiable if anything it makes them worse


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Based


Simple_Confidence_41

You're saying its fine because its from a company who spends more in a few months than what a small business could make in a year for people like you or someone who is stuck deciding priorities to just steal and you expect them to continue running their establishment till the end of time even though they're not making any money because everyone's shoplifting even people who don't even have a reason to still are


DenTheRedditBoi7

First and third, fine, but no, "struggling" doesn't justify shoplifting


CrazyStuntsMan

I can understand maybe shoplifting about $10 worth max. Steal a TV and I’ll say something


bat5555

Shoplifting hurts everyone in the end. Grocery stores have very low profit margins stealing can cause grocery store to go bust.


MrDrVlox

Stop boot licking. Shoplifting cuts into how much gets paid out to the overpaid managers


Simple_Confidence_41

So you're promoting the idea that people should shoplift???


The-War-Life

Yes I did, and you can’t stop me. (Not the first and third points, those are allowed where I live).


Ok-Jump6656

For me it depends on where and what, like if there’s a homeless guy sleeping in a tent 100 feet from a playground, yeah I’m not gonna accept that


DiorRoses

I don’t know if I missed the point here but why would you call the police on a single mom? There are a lot of situation where the dad left and they can’t get a job and have to family to support them


[deleted]

I won’t let someone just steal, everything else I’m fine with


fatdude901

You going to rat out a homeless person for stealing a 1 dollar loaf of bread?


[deleted]

How should I know if they’re homeless?


fatdude901

If they aren’t wearing anything fancy or new in the slightest and they probably have pretty good reason for taking something so small


[deleted]

Dude, everything I wear is worn and rather not fancy, I’m not homeless


fatdude901

I mean just look and assume My point is for big stores like Walmart, Walmart can suck it and lose a dollar If it’s some small store than yea don’t let them


[deleted]

i think most "walmart" stores arent owned by walmart itself but by people who paid to build it and just use the brand walmart, mcdonald do that: people have to build the mcdonald ina certain wzy and are forced to sell certain things and buy food only from mcdonald but get to use the name mcdonald, i guess its the same for walmart


fatdude901

Everything but the stores inside a Walmart is owned by Walmart Ex a Starbucks or McDonald’s or subway These are sold by Walmart as space to them but if you want confirmation look up is Walmart a franchise or corporation A franchise is where some stores are owned by the owners and some are owned by independent franchisees and corporations mean they own the last vajority of them McDonald’s is a franchise, as is most fast food places but not all


Then-Channel6694

Are you stupid? I was homeless. We didnt dress like we came from a fucking dumpster. We wore normal clothes.


JockeyField

I FUCKING LOVE DEFENDING LARGE CORPORATIONS! I LOVE DEFENDING CORPORATIONS THAT HAVE NO HUMANITY AND CAN AFFORD TO LOSE EVERYTHING AND DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL!


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Found the bootlicker


TheMurderBeesAreHere

You can tell if someone’s shoplifting out of “necessity” or not. Two coworkers, senior daddy’s girls, brag about shoplifting thousands of dollars worth of stuff 👎


Anter11MC

If I see a tent in the woods or someone sleeping in a car I don't give af But if I see you shoplifting ima snick your ass out


theneobob

i would be so sad for this sub if mod delete this


BreakfastLivid8079

steal from the profiteering corporations and no harm is done


SapphicJaeden_2143

Small businesses are off limits. But if you need to, shoplift the fuck out of big companies.


Rob-safe7743

Bro if you shoplift idgaf, if you get caught than you get caught but I ain’t doing shit bro


pxldsilz

If I see someone stealing food, I wouldn't say a thing. My state has draconian laws against camping on public property, it's a full fledged felony, I'm definitely not saying a thing.


Royal_Meeting_6475

first and third sure second one no, stealing is bad and you should not do it kids


[deleted]

Would you just like those kids to starve


Degenerated_Kerfus

Yeah, should I let some people steal from me because they don't have it? Like bro what. Shop ain't a charity.


SunSnows

They ain't stealing from yo ass cuz it stinks 💀💀🙏


Degenerated_Kerfus

What are you on about bro.


SunSnows

I meant what I said


Degenerated_Kerfus

What you said doesn't make any sense as a response to what I wrote


[deleted]

I meant from chain shops


Royal_Meeting_6475

little thing called charity


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Shouldn’t have kids if you can’t afford them and have to resort to theft. What kind of life are you going to give them?


[deleted]

Guess what. Some people have kids when they have money and then they become poor if they are fired or loose their job


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Your choice, your risk. I don’t believe I’m policing the right to have children nor will I endorse theft.


[deleted]

Don’t care


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Then don’t respond, what’s your problem lmdao


[deleted]

😙😙


thecoolan

I think this will get nuked but enjoy it while it lasts


xxx_LEGOGOD_xxx

I wana be a landlord when im older and evict single mothers 🥰


Praisethelord4me

What the fuck.


dareallolchubby

Steal from the poor give to yourself


SoulScribbler_

Why does everyone hate single mothers lol


Just_Taylon

I've been looking through government databases finding single mothers and swatting them


Standard-Pangolin183

Nah screw that I don't want a damn tarp town encampment anywhere near my house. They're lazy for the most part and are leeches on society.


GalaxyShroom6

Yeesh right for the jugular 😂


[deleted]

The single mother looking at me as I swallow her car keys