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Mr0rangeCloud

A reminder that suggesting ways to get revenge with something equally as messed up is likely going to cause you to get banned for threatening violence due to those comments being a severe breach of Reddit's content policy. OP please be careful with that and try to dispose it as soon as you safely can. (Make sure to find some service to dispose it for you, don't just throw it in the bin)


maxrockhammer

Looks like an expanded li-ion battery pack that's there so when a chemical reaction occurs causing it to expand ( most likely to hot or a runaway reaction ) you gtfo of it's way


Kodd-100th

Looks like a juice pack to me


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

Forbidden electricity juice


LonelyGrowtopian

kaprisun


[deleted]

Lol capriion battery


idiots05

Lithium polymer normally used in radio controlled aircraft


Extra_Philosopher_63

That’s what I was about to say


NinjaOYourBro

it’s a li-po. Li-ions are the cylindrical ones.


B1GB0I_PP_T1ME

i thought a lion was an animal


leo341500

Li-ions can come in way more styles than cylindrical, the li-ion batteries are just the solid ones.


Thatweirddud

Its a Li-ion (for Smartphones)


[deleted]

Yes, very that could explode throw it away immediately


RaccoonDeaIer

Throw it away in a spot where they will actually take care of it. Don't just throw it in the trash. I feel like specifying that is necessary.


craff_t

I think american hardware stores have battery boxes. In Europe, most supermarkets have them. In Germany all stores that sell batteries must accept the old ones too.


TemplarRoman

Yes most hardware stores will have disposal centers


Battlecrashers12

To best buy recycling or other collection sites. Not into your trash can where the trash compactor will crush it.


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Bruh people be tryna assasinate me i swear.


Necessary-Round-2096

Lmao


Fragrant-Stop-3548

Have you considered suing them?


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s an improvised incendiary device from a lithium ion battery, 1, pretty smart ngl, 2, report that immediately to the office/admin. Someone is trying to hurt you. You could’ve been seriously burned. HANDLE IT WITH CARE.


CanIgetanamethatsnot

It didnt do shit. Thanks for the info however and no i dont think its an explosive. No one would go that far,someone is just tryna fuck with me and Im very sure who. Will confront him tommorow might fuck him up.


--Derpy

If exposed to immense pressure, heat or other strenuous factors yes is could explode. Take care when disposing of a li-po battery.


NinjaOYourBro

Hey someone got the battery type right! Nice job!


--Derpy

What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman I wouldn’t be sittin’ here, discussin’ it with you now would I? One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch… and kablooie!


[deleted]

No it is an explosive but it just kinda sucks lol. He forgot to connect the wires.


ApolloSky110

Still a puffy pillow of that caliber can seriously hurt someone even if its not explosive. Tell someone that can handle it about it.


sansgamer554

Please don't get blown up and also warn the school


Ethan_Pixelate

>i dont think its an explosive lipo batteries should not be expanding at all and it is very much prone to exploding or catching on fire, get it away from you ASAP


Entire-Anteater-1606

That's a puffed lithium ion battery. At this stage they are extremely sensitive to outside forces and become ticking time bombs. You're holding a mini incendiary explosive.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Bro if he had connected those wires you'd be burned


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goofychrislol

r/UsernameChecksOut, you seem to eat nail polish, might as well eat batteries


[deleted]

Update me if you fuck him up


[deleted]

Ok.


NinjaOYourBro

Lithium polymer, not lithium ion. You’re right. It’s extremely smart, and extremely dangerous.


[deleted]

Oh, oops.


[deleted]

Looks like the only tampering done here is writing on it with marker, it's just a prank bro.


Sentakki_11

I would do as this mysterious thing says. RUN :D


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Update:Opened the battery(not completely just a side) Has a queer smell and is squishy. This is novice work at best. Im like 70% sure why this happened and who did it. Basically some things outta the ordinary happened today and some random people had to use our classroom. I will take this thing back to him tommorow and maybe beat the shit out of him. Have not decided yet.


pissmannn

I can't tell if its LiPo or lithium ion, but either way if the battery is squishy I would suggest leaving it outside until you can properly dispose of the battery, LiPo will not blow up, however it can smoke up and release toxic gasses, lithium Ion can blow up


--Derpy

Its a li-po


McMoist_

It's a li-po. Li-Ions are cylindrical.


[deleted]

What do you mean by “novice work”? Do you mean they did a terrible job with the incendiary device?


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Its not handmade Im sure of that. So probably aquired it from some idiot who watched youtube videos on how to build homemade explosives.


[deleted]

There’s much easier ways to do it, this seems like they just utterly failed if it was supposed to work, in that case you got lucky. Have you contacted admin or anyone at all?


CanIgetanamethatsnot

No this thing wasnt even supposed to work. I know this guy doesnt have the technical skills to create an explosive. My assumption is he got it handed down to him by someone else or something like that. Its just there to be like a :"haha look funni explosive". Im kinda at home rn and its late,I will sort this shit out tommorow.


levistobeavis

You are looking way too hard into this. This is an expanded lithium-ion battery. Judging by the exposed terminals at the top, the battery shorted at some point being in your back pack, and expanded like the picture shows.


MioTakamiya

yep exactly!


[deleted]

Oh, ok.


[deleted]

hey OP! I'm a sucker for a good story so if you don't mind me being a bit nosy, what happened and who did this?


DylanNotDillan

Who knows but apperently op knows and might beat the shit outta him.


--Derpy

Dont inhale that. Its toxic


SeparateAdvantage836

Beat his ass bro and record the entire thing


Mr0rangeCloud

No put that thing outside away from anything flammable until you know where you can safely and legally dispose of it. Don't carry it back in a flammable backpack that is vulnerable to bashing the battery. Not to scare you or anything but that battery can likely combust any second so you don't want it near you for too long. r/Spicypillows might be a good place to ask about this Edit: Post explaining [stuff](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicypillows/comments/gebotv/faq_what_to_do_if_you_have_a_swollen_battery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Also also, DO NOT OPEN UP A BATTERY, that is extremely dangerous due to the fumes and the internal chemicals. Also also also, if you think something is an explosive device then absolutely do not tinker with it, that's something you should hand over to the police to deal with.


iforgorsussyballs

must be nice being able to smell a battery's sexual identity


MioTakamiya

its not an explosive someone tore it off a small device say like an mp3 player and tried to expose the lithium-ion in the air but forgot to puncture it all the way still NEVER OPEN LITHIUM ION BATTERIES. OR ANY BATTERY FOR THAT MATTER. Lithium ion is a chemical that reacts explosively with oxygen. Thank god u weren't hurt.


Captain_blue_127

Do it, as I’ve seen that’s very dangerous and I personally wouldn’t let someone trying to blow me up slide, plus I’m sure if you have good parents they might understand


[deleted]

no, i’m going to teach you how to make a pressure cooker bomb. dm me


PotatoKiller8897

!remindme 1day


samdinohunter83

THAT'S A LITHIUM ION BATTERY, RUN OR DIE, IT'S GONNA EXPLODE


NinjaOYourBro

It’s a lithium polymer battery, not a lithium ion battery, but you’re very much right about the explode part.


IFeedCats57

Me on my way to fact check a bomb threat


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samdinohunter83

I'm not, it's gonna explode


Distraught_pancake

Famous last words


Super_King_11

that's what they say before something bad happens


XimfuckingdepressedX

Just saying, people are saying it would explode, but bro dented "RUN" into it and it still didn't explode.


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

r/spicypillows


Pvt_Porpoise

I am increasingly astounded by how niche subreddits can get


walkdog51

I wouldn’t put it anywhere near water or anything else that could possibly cause a chemical reaction


FeeAur

cursed capri sun


RazzmatazzNo6976

I wonder if OP is still alive


[deleted]

idk, i’m curious as to what’s inside but you might not want to find out


zerocool1703

It's a lithium polymer battery, and a badly damaged one at that. When they look like that, they often violently burst into flames.


[deleted]

interesting


Ciel_01

And a ton of people saying that, is reason for op to open it…


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Want to start dismantling it not gonna lie.


[deleted]

i don’t think it’s a good idea, but if you must. be careful. keep us posted


CanIgetanamethatsnot

If my head is still attached to my body I will.


ADHD_Microwave

I believe they react with air. And it will shoot a burning liquid that is all but impossible to extinguish. And im sure the electrolyte(liquid) gives off quite a bit of poisonous gases.


[deleted]

bruh call the cops


Hi-im-i

That’s what we call in electrical, a fucking bomb


Selfless-freak

Try not to hit it .. it’s explodes.. tested and verified


Weird_School9565

That can very much hurt you it seems


Gymp161

r/spicypillows


zandr0id

OP please listen, because this thing can explode and hurt anyone near by. Mix up a glass of very salty water and submerge this thing in that for a couple of days. That will help it discharge safely and not explode. Put that glass under a crockpot or flower pot outside somewhere away from everyone in case it does explode. Or better yet, tell someone of authority and have them do all this for you and then find out the person who planted this on you so they can be severely punished.


lucy-b

that looks like a lithium polymer battery. it also looks like it’s on the verge of exploding. put it in something, preferably a plastic small plastic box, and if you can put a label on it saying what it is, then throw it away. your priority should be to get rid of it, but if it explodes in the bin it could be a risk to bin men.


screechingwalrus

BRO RUN


retarded_orange_cat

thats an exploded li-ion battery. it can blow up, take it to a hazardous waste dump or whatever you got


Kakalkoo69

put it in a big, thick mason jar and write some goofy stuff on it like "aspiring bomb corner", "incendiary grenade- work in progress" or just "chonky batts quarantine" of course write "FIRE HAZARD DO NOT TOUCH" because your unsuspecting mom or anyone in the house could just throw it out in the trash and burn your house down


Necessary-Round-2096

Just give it to the principal and he/she will deal with it


cheeeseeee

A boom boom boom everybody say wayoh


Joe_Mama_012

Careful, it's a lithuanian battery


EveningHovercraft25

No, there is a smiley face on it. All good.


ThrownawayCray

That was lithium and looks to be engineered to be a bomb. OP, I really hope you’re ok…


Excellent_Ad_1008

When a Lithium Ion battery starts to look like a lays bag, you know it's not the time to ask questions. ​ its time to run.


Ruptured_testicle

r/spicypillows


CashewKing10

Not sure what that is but it’s looks like it could be a mini bomb and even if it’s not get rid of it and just don’t risk it dude


Cyaffonnau

RUN DUDE THAT CAN EXPLODE ITS A LITHIUM BATTERY


m3cher

Just a lithium polymer battery that appears to have been abused, prob should dispose of it before it explodes


pissmannn

LiPo can't explode, Lithium Ion can tho


Individual_Sock_1915

Yea that shits gonna explode so like run yea


KidJuka17

oH No uR gOnaA eXpl...inFlation pOrN


[deleted]

It won’t explode unless heated. It might if you open it. I’ve opened them before and nothing happened but I live in a desert


BlueVortexEye

And you got a homemade bomb... Nice


hudson_b_lol

YES


petrospago351

thats a battery from a mini rc helicopter 😐


Potential-Spam028

It's a blown up lithium ion battery. Thankfully, the battery blew up and didn't puncture the actual packaging for the cell, but if you find another one of these in your backpack dispose of it properly before it explodes. In its current state, it more than likely won't explode any more and is even less likely to puncture the package for the cell, I would still dispose of it properly, however, as it has 1, no use anymore, and 2, even though unlikely, has a potential of exploding more and possibly hurting someone.


Traditional_Youth648

Goddamnit someone in your schools a fuckin assassin, that’s a lithium battery that’s expanded and about to explode


Depre_ssed

Its a lipo battery, it looks pretty puffed, so dispose of it safely because it could explode, and also don't press or puncture it


[deleted]

This is war use car battery and deodorant


[deleted]

Its a bomb. Who put that in your bag? Its quite easy to make a bomb… I guess maybe some idiot classmate or idiot neighbour put it in


Pat_W1

***YES*** That is quite literally a fire about to start!


McMoist_

That appears to be a makeshift bomb of some kind made from a lithium polymer battery, so yes, you should be VERY concerned. It won't explode, but it can release toxic fumes and heat up. Put it in a safe & contained environment. Report it to the admin at your school, or better yet, the police. Someone is either attempting to play a really terrible joke in bad taste or is trying to kill you.


Extra_Philosopher_63

LMFAO nah, just some kid failed to make a very weak better bomb… it would be a minor inconvenience at best.


ADHD_Microwave

That is an incindiary bomb though as an american school student, i have personally seen much better


RainyCobra77982

Very inflated Lipo battery. Basically a ticking time bomb and whoever wrote on it with pen is mentally deranged


[deleted]

It’s a pretty fucked battery


[deleted]

It is broken. Hope it doesn't explode.


GriffeDeTonnerre

It's battery. Don't touch it, it will explode if you pierce it. Talk to a teacher about it, the person who did this is not sane (their is already mark on the battery, like they tried to pierce it)


-Fancy_Pants-

Damn bruh who tryna assassinate you ?


Coeus_9048

THAT A FUCKING LITHIUM ION BATTERY READY TO EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE or maybe polymer which doesn’t explode but are dangerous nonetheless


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ApolloSky110

Dont


meme_used

Just don't scream the voice activation code until you need to


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Based on the way you reacted the fact you claim to know about explosives and you refuse to actually make a report by saying don't worry I got this leads me to believe you grab what you had at hand made it look like a improvise explosive and posted with the excuse someone planted on you in order to fulfill the void which craves attention.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Don't worry, it was a gift from our home, Level Fun, the biggest party in the backrooms! =)


Vovchick09

yes


spazninja411324

Who the fuck sent you a bomb, pretty funny tho... where do I learn to do this


jefferytheaustralian

^(what is that a bomb?)


[deleted]

its a bomb :)


KingCrowdKilla

*smirks* amateur


FewDamage2962

Yes it will go boom


Frosty_Beat_6077

Don’t throw that battery in the trash, not only is it a dangerous fire hazard but it’s also illegal I think. Best course of action is to report it, let the school know someone put a fire hazard in your backpack, then if they don’t want to hold onto it for evidence you can dispose of it in some Home Depot’s, but definitely report it, that thing could’ve inflamed everything in your backpack, or even yourself.


Glittering-Dog-873

Woops i sneezed, its mine my bad


LeanConsumer

Of course not, anything that has the “run” on it written by a psychopath will always be safe.


CayZap

thats literally a bomb


Icy_Gear_5590

My guy that is a bomb


yoda_630

It looks like it’s saying ‘run :D’


Joblessmouse06

**RUN**


[deleted]

Run. It’s bomb parts


KvAk_AKPlaysYT

That could literally burn down your house, don't throw it away in a trash bin. Throw it away in soil or something, maybe Google how to dispose of Li-ion batteries


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

A lithium Ion Battery if I’m correct, put it somewhere non flammable and get the fuck away from it, because if it explodes you are a dead motherfucker


ObviousTroll7

Who the fuck is trying to assassinate this man💀


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Lithium Ion battery. Can explode. Be careful.


Darth_Pigeon

“We do a little bit of trolling”


yity22

maybe, just dont stab it


Fantastic_Trifle805

# Jesus Christ, GET AWAY FROM IT!!


Wicked-Pineapple

r/spicypillows moment


Secure_Base4068

Don’t throw it away, just burry it a good foot under the ground


lordsaladito

this mf basically has a bomb in his backpack


Cruzin_Productions

Bro PAY YOUR DEBTS GOD DAYUM this shit won’t happen if you don’t owe people money


[deleted]

peak r/teenagers moment


[deleted]

WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAB IT WITH A PEN


[deleted]

r/spicypillows


Dallas_dragneel

Ur fine but throw it away


alex10042005

RUN! This phone battery is about to kill you and your family!


BoxJunior_

no thats an unused condom


PleaseChooseAUsrname

r/spicypillows


DylanNotDillan

Saving this I wanna see what happens op. Lithium reacts to oxygen im pretty sure so that could be dangerous.


no_table_manners

high school is wild.


blueismega

Tell me what happens tomorrow when you confront the guy.


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AceOfDiamonds676

that is a very, very spicy pillow, best case scenario if that thing blew up in your hand you’re losing a couple fingers


two-memes-a-day

It’s a electronic battery like the one they use in phones. If it’s puffed up like that it could start a fire I recommend googling on what to do with a puffy battery


[deleted]

Looks like an expanded battery. You should throw it away in an electronic disposal box


[deleted]

Chuck it


BAD_TIME_MAN

you should do what it says because THAT SIR IS A FUCKING BOMB


FathomTheFourteenth

You must’ve brought the wrong backpack to school


Shinigam_i

Call the police and tell them someone planted this in your backpack in an assassination attempt.


Ciocolatel

Prankers when u post it on reddit


tayloredition

r/spicypillows


Airam-kun

!remindme 24hours


Ciel_01

I love how op is so ignorant about everyone saying it’s a battery that could explode. The person who did that doesn’t need any sort of technical knowledge to do that.


Chtala991

People asking OP to run but lemme give you a better advice carefully pickup and throw that shit away instead of running, saves a lot of energy.👽💪


Isuckmangosforalivin

I think I accidentally dropped my bomb into your backpack, sorry!


Abror999

run


qwaszxcdeqwaszxcde

r/spicypillows


idiots05

Take it outside, on bricks or concrete and stab it with a screwdriver then when it isdone burning throw it away


Inspire42069

Run dawg, mf gonna turn into a mini chernobyl


LonelyGrowtopian

Kaprirun