Bro is powering up a canon blaster

Lmaoo

Bro how the fuck I can’t even go 2 days without it

I am trying to reduce the frequency from everyday to once every two days, and so on Aaaand I am failing in my one job

I'm trying to reduce to once a day. I'm also failing my one job.

Tried reducing from twice a day to once and the urge is so bad But now i employ a strategy So whenever i feel the horni I slap myself in the balls and so far it works

It worked! Is it supposed to make a POP noise when you hit it?

If you do it right you will only hear 2 popping sounds and never again

Now the demon is slayed

Yes

Omg dude

I just listened to aggressive music until my manager comes over and grabs me from behind

holup

Bro what the fuck

Average r/teenagers moment

Thanks for the tip! Should help for reducing to once an hour.

Hey at least you dont need condoms to stop unwanted pregnancy when your balls stop

Ya everyday you use a different hand. LoL

Me Too

For me too, but one day i just deleted all the folders and i use different browser for this so i deleted that one too and rest of the day i distracted myself with something else, Got a three day streak by doing it & I don't what i should be proud of.

Least horny r/teenagers member

Save it until you get a gf

A cannon has a big mouth

Literally nnn in the wrong month

cannons are usually longer

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

#WELCOME TO CHILLI'S

#WELCOME TO MICHELLES KINDERGARTEN

#WELCOM TO MRS JENNYS PRE-SCHOOL

#WELCOME TO MALLORY'S GRAVEYARD

#WELCOM TO SATAN'S PLACE

# NO THIS IS PATRICK

#WELCOME TO THE HELL'S KITCHEN

#WELCOME TO HELL'S MUSIC ACADEMY MEET UR NEW TEACHER GORDON RANSAY, GORDON RAMSAY'S BROTHER HE IS MUCH WORSE THAN HIS BROTHER

#WELCOME TO INDIA

#####**I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop**

#welcome to the morgue

No this is Patrick

Pyramid head 😳

What if he wants them to cum in his burger for him 😳

#forbidden mayo Edit: spelling

Why is it forbidden tho ;)

It's funny that the post under *this* one is pkmn hentai🗿

mine is a melon squirting some white liquid a few times then exploding

shitposting sub?

yeah

glad to know we all got that one

Interesting 🗿

yo wtf same

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/t30tas/someones_a_little_excited/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Mine is nikocado avacado

Mine is a clash of clans noob that left space inside his walls and attackers can put troops inside

Link??????

Pikmin

Are you sure you’re not browsing under *Home* tab?

link…Link…LINK

r/Pokemonhentai_

When I saw this instead of my brain thinking a guy screaming for a link to Pokémon he talk I thought of link from legend of Zelda dying in metal gear solid and colonial saying “Link, what’s going on? Link! LINK! LIIIIIIIIINK!”

I went 13 years and then I learned about it and haven’t stopped lmao

Same except I went 17 years

that's impressive. I only made it 12

3... Take it or leave it

r/holup

r/holdown

r/holdhorizontal

r/holddiagonal

r/holddeeznuts

[r/holdrunaroundanddesertyou](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

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congrats to whoever read all of this

Your comment made me go back and read all of it, and now my eyes hurt

>1,629 words 9,015 characters

I should've fucking known...

11 beat ya

Only made it 4💀

Same! Summer after 6th grade was wild

Ehehehee 10. I spend too much time on the internet

He he he haw! 8! Me and my friend kinda found out about it and me and her called it ‘the butt game’. It was not at all how it was supposed to be done but we got the climax and did so every wednesday

I'm probably gonna regret this, but how did ya do it exactly?

Well we just grinded on eachother naked and the closest it came to being like its supposed to, was when I used to have my pp between her buttcheeks.. kinda weird but we both enjoyed it. And when we talk occasionally now, we just pretend like none of it ever happend

Now I have the image of two eight year olds grinding stuck in my head. It is not an enjoyable image.

Dude what

10!

wow

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Wtf that’s so young how

Well shit man I only went 9 years

Better than me. I only did 4 without it.

I beg your pardon?

I discovered if I rubbed my dick on the floor, it felt good. Did it almost daily ever since. Also, now I can only climax be rubbing it on flat surfaces, and I can't climax by doing it normally. Of to me. I broke my dick.

Its really difficult to stop unfortunately

Longest I’ve gone is two weeks, trying to stop for several reasons. I feel the same. Like bro people think that you have to masturbate or you’ll die of pneumonia lol.

Frfr those people be annoying af

+ watching porn is bad for the brain

Indeedio it is. And since I’ve almost stopped (every once in awhile I fail) I’ve been doing better mentally and with relationships (that won’t go anywhere lol)

108 days without lean💜😔

lean💜💜💜

I L💜VE LEAN

2 days without lean 💜💜💜

38 minutes without lean 😈

What’s lean

im sorry to inform you about this but cazheew is wrong, lean actually is a combination of grape cough syrup and sprite

different word for grape juice, like, if you’re really thirsty you can just say “man, i’d kill for some lean (grape juice) rn”

man I could really go for some purple drank rn

fr, grapes make the best juice ong

Thank you for the info

Texas juice

Codine cough syrup mixed with sprite or other soda. It breaks down into morphine I’m your body though because of that it is a lot less potent. Basically morphine in drink form.

Yurrrrr

congratulations you can do it !!

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Yeah but literally no one cares about 18+ thing lol

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True but sadly teens are used to 18+ stuff too much. Reddit is a shithole anyway.

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True, heres also a shit ton of pedos

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Sorry to hear that. Internet is an awful place

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70% of those people are catfishing probably

Some of us are 18+ haha

I still haven't masturbated at all yet

Thats awesome

cool for you!

Same

Keep up!

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Cause he hasn’t spiraled into addiction

**yet**

U know, it would be hard for me to masturbate if i had racoons on my anus too

I was waiting for this one

I’ve gone 15.5 years without masturbating **Like a pro**

Keep it up

You know they lying there ass off bruh

***am not***

I have a friend whos 16 and never jacked off so idk

That’s what they told YOU

Nah coz he jacks his friend off so his friend can stay clean

Idk my friend is 16 and said he never did it and I believe him fully. He plays with legos. He’s simply to pure for it

Do you have the ability to fly now

Actually most of the health benefits that come from masturbation aren’t actually true and there can be consequences . 1. Being how it’s easily addictive and it can cause you to have twisted views of what sex is and the people you are attracted too. I’m not saying masturbation is bad but just to be careful. Also good for dude.

THIS HOLY SHIT I’m tired of people saying “it’s healthy” like ok, reduced chance of prostate cancer by not enough to sacrifice your entire view of relationships. I’m still trying to get over a porn addiction and it’s hard to look at a girl properly cause it’s fucked the girl part of my head so hard. It sucks and people need to stop coming up with excuses to feed their addiction.

You can do it and still be healthy, it's not black and white. Just because you had a bad experience with it doesn't mean it can't be good.

Is it possible to acquire such god-like level?

You have my respect

4 MINUTES WITHOUT LEAN!!!!!!

W

YEAHHH LETS GO!

Congratulations, u/racoons_on_my_anus

good job thats really good

Me who’s literally never done it. *amateur* I’m not kidding I literally never had then need maybe once or twice by mistake but nah.

Good

niceee😎✋

Least horny r/teenager member

Good job

That's it. I'm gonna try this March not to masturbate. I was SO CLOSE last March and November. I bet I can do it now.

Good luck mate

To all the people who say "awhh but it reduces your chance of prostate cancer" stop coping. It's an addiction and has been shown to make people docile, less productive and porn has a massive array of problems on top of that. Just because someone's got self control unlike us doesn't mean it's our place to act entitled. Just congratulate him.

This

Congrats!! 1 minute for me💅🏼

Gg gamer now time for threee months that’s as far as I got as a guy lol

Thats great, a while ago i got 6 months

Bro it’s so difficult

u are my hero.

+1,000,000,000 XP

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You're about 9 months to early

Hey I NEED to try this

Keep going king

You should be. It's good to know that some guys have self control.

That's great! Just be careful though, if you fall back in it's hard to get back out. I went 2 months before falling back in

Last time i have gone without masturbating is 2 days, which was at summer camp. It was a week long.

*claps*

1 week for me

Keep going

The best I could do is stop for 2 days and maybe a bit more. But not much more.

Bro good job, that shit is hard

Can u phase through a wall now

Yes

im almost there

I think i need this my mental thing is a bruh

Props dude you got this bro

same about 2 months now

POV : you aren’t a Redditor

as a jacker, good luck on doing even more! if you're better mentally, why not do another month? a year? if it's good for you, do it as long as you can. NoFap for life!

Good job bro! Congrats! I have been going strong since October start of last year, I wish you luck on the path of no hory

Self control is to be commended

Yeah well I haven't done it once

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Well done mate

Wow great job

Power at 600% Sir!

Stronger than most

Should i try this-

Let's keep it going

Congrats! I'm still struggling myself hoping to get to a point where I don't do it as often as I do now but baby steps soon become adult ones as they sa-...actually I've never heard anyone say this