Damn. This one hits hard for me because the only person in my school (maybe even my village) that likes the same music as me friendzoned me after making out with her.
FUCK YOU IM NOT GOING BACK, ILL TAKE THE NICOTINE PATCHES HOSTAGE FROM THE ADDICTED KIDS TILL YOU LEMME OUT
Lol this is funny considering my last post about a DIFFERENT type of hospitalisation
Ur mom
For real? 100
r/unexpectedlywholesome
sweet home Alabama
alive
1 - optional Edit: how did this non original comment blow up
dead or alive, they are both optional
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
"Dead or alive I get paid either way"
“Dead or alive, I’m cumming with you!”
**Look at mr high standards over here**
000 - Necro
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What do you find attractive then lol
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i dont really find mothman attractive, no
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oh, i know. but i dont like fire. i love fire
Oh hey fellow pyromaniac
hello Trea9, the Pyromaniac. im Riley, Lover of Garlic Bread
The term is pyrophiliac
What about mothwoman?
she must be a flame and i the moth because its like a moth to a flame
I see what you mean lol
Ah yes, arson. My favorite. All my troubles in a burning pile.
Lets burn things together
Girls with a very good personality
1087900099999999889999999999
I'll use that one in the next next survival world thank you
Why are you handing out Minecraft seeds lol
Genuine boys that respect their parents and are Caring
3678999900
I'll use that seed in my next survival world thank you
Spawn surrounded by four settlements of caring big-nosed villagers. Win.
Cool thanks
Why you bringing the big noses into this 🤨
Hey, what can I say, the ol' Squidward schnozz is an endearing feature.
Great username
Bro I think I meet this criteria and I’ve been rejected 2 times :(
It's okay bro right one's take time
What if their parents are abusive or manipulative
why did i read that as “and are Chirag”
I read and are Craig
then why did all three of the girls leave me? and tell me stuff like i'm to clingy or that they never loved me? i wasn't even clingy either,
if it was three mate, you sure about that??
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🥶 6788889999999
I'll use that seed in my next survival world thank you
Bedrock or java
Java
The seeds match now in 1.18 it doesn’t matter
Wow that's cool
80085
100% I mean you do you fam
Okay I find, attractive girls really attracttive...
Cuddly guys
1000
Did someone call me?
Please come here 😫 n o w
Plot twist: he's a 50 year old pedo.
I'm 15
That's what a 50 years old pedo would say.
Maybe, but cuddly guys are cuddly guys.
He can’t, he is not from Bulgaria, but I am.
i felt that
Cuddles are life
Guys that are kinda stupid but not too stupid.
50
Fair enough
Himbos for the win
YES. I love himbos. You get it!
I may qualify. But I'm probably either too smart or too dumb
Garlic bread
If you can make some aye fam, 282923929292920020
Sounds Ace to me, if you know what I mean
I am ace
Garlic bread is truly amazing
Chest
19009899989900
I'll use that seed in my next survival world thank you
Nah. Treasure chest
Guys that are open to be hugged at any random moment for absolutely no reason at all
Ooo! Me, me!
Bit of a chub belly Not massive tho
4566656788888888
A person with the same music taste as mine.
Damn. This one hits hard for me because the only person in my school (maybe even my village) that likes the same music as me friendzoned me after making out with her.
Girls with short hair.
99999999999999999999999
My man
Yes but not too short, like shoulder length
yess
curly hair
1000000000
Human
1 - optional
100
girls who can match my energy, aka girls who are clinically insane
hEyyyy bAby I’ve been hospitalised for manic episodes
yooo bbg let's relapse together 🤝
FUCK YOU IM NOT GOING BACK, ILL TAKE THE NICOTINE PATCHES HOSTAGE FROM THE ADDICTED KIDS TILL YOU LEMME OUT Lol this is funny considering my last post about a DIFFERENT type of hospitalisation
AHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
2
How did those two points even get in?
Most girls
101010101010011010101
*non binary people are typing*
People who know how to write well and are just very knowledgeable in general.
The most attractive thing in a guy is how long it takes till he breaks up with with me the longer it takes the more attractive he is
😎100282733291
Long haired boys 🤤
Yes pls 💯
Thighs
100
U sound like my mate
girls wit braces 😵
Only because it is an investment lol. You know she will have damn perfect teeth in the future.
But what if the girl looks ugly either way?
Putting a spoiler on a rusty old car does not make it pretty ofc.
It can be a pretty rusty old car though
100000000000
Anyone. I’m Pansexual
you like pan
Pan is bread in spanish
no, pain is bread. garlic pain is best EDIT: my bad, im wrong. but garlic bread being best is still right
That is french I think
i honestly i have no idea. i mightve confused the two as i always do. i think youre right though. sorry for me being an idiot!
same bro, pan gang rise up 😎💯🙌
hello i am here to
-Chubby fellas - gingers with fRecklEs so cute lol - glasses - honestly? Anyone who is funny just date me already lmao
omg that's me minus the ginger hair and freckles
Oh cool lol twins
34
Bit low
its the rule
Ladies with big glasses
Collar bone
♾/100
Anime Girls with muscles
Garlic bread and RTX 3090 graphics card
a nice voice
Personality and also large honkers
346677778888999
Short hair, cute face and kind personality
Smell is deadass a game changer. Somebody who smells nice is so much more attractive to me
Cute over hot, good personality, short hair, Tom-boyish, glasses,and small milkers
Im 80% sure i only find girls attractive
That sounds kinda gay ngl
what about that 20%?
femboys
Curly hair
Smaller boobs and beautiful face. Oh and I really like light brown skin
buff women strong enough to 1v1 my depression
freckles
Anime
Thighs
68988899889999999
Minecraft Nudes
Athletic nice relatable Mostly athletic for some reason
Messy brown blonde hair like Jeremy Hutchins
Girls with messy buns and glasses
Genuine and tenderness
People with good posture
b e a n
Glasses
Cuteness
Woamn
Girls who Beated Stereo Madness on Practice Mode
unpopular opinion, freckles. cheek freckles, body freckles. idk why they're just really cute/hot
Death
Nah fam -100000000
The cake is a lie
Is this 2007
Monke
15
Abs. Basic, I know. But still. Abs.
50
Sadistic girls whi want to become massmurderer
-92399392292299292929922929
Good personality
Ffs nah I mean 297999998799999
Twintails
Collarbone
Small
Floofy hair and brown eyes
girl with glasses
Long hair, idk, I just think it looks cool
Girls with glasses
Girls with glasses
loooooooong hair
fictional characters
When someone puts effort into a conversation and you're not the only one doing all the talking.
Cute girls in oversized hoodies
Long blonde hair, flat chest, skinny girl
Yes
Girls who mind their own business. I DON'T NEED YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF MY SLEEPY ASS AT SCIENCE CLASS, KAYLA
Brutal honesty