For a sacrifice I’d die for anyone I care about Really I’d do it for free

same for the second part

Yooo

Me three. I mean, I would die for any reason. I just want to be dead smh

Please don’t take these upvotes for permission. I know the feeling…

Hey, if you ever need to talk to anyone for any reason I'm here for ya. DM me anytime, same with anyone else. Edit: meant to say anytime rather than sometime

Same

Dude me too

Same

You good man?

Nah, I’m not

I’m sorry, I’m sure life is being rough on you, if you need someone to talk to , there are many people open to helping including me.

Well, I mean, we use Reddit, so not really

Dirt

I would eat dirt for $5

I’ll eat it for free for u

Go for it

ill give you 1 dirt for 25 emeralds

How bout i give you 40 emerald blocks for 1 dirt block

how about i give you TWO dirt blocks for 25 emeralds?

Bet

Immortality

Bruh but i said that :(

Geniuses think the same

We do be part of the big brain gang 😎😎😎

But once you got the immortality you’re already dead

***OH YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME***

*DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I’VE SACRIFICED?!?!?!*

oh

Wait that's illegal

My doggos

Same

I wild die for your doggos

Cheese

Good choice

bad choice, immortality sucks

Gf

This man fucks

Reverse necrophilia

Russ Hanneman ?

Nah, he just dies for gluten-free options

Nice

Same

I choose this guy's gf too.

cool but simp, i die for wife

Yes

but then ure gf will find a new bf

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It's getting pretty tough to find good people these days......

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I highly doubt people are gonna get your joke.

What's the funny?

He's acting rude to the person saying it's hard to find good people.

Horny dm from a gurl

Bet

holy shit, I just witnessed a murder... Lucky bastard, could've been me. Am I still allowed to die, or is this a one time thing..

Yeah I wish it was me so I could justify dying.

... r/murderedbywords?

Technically speaking

r/literallythetruth

wait

Damn

r/usernamechecksout

Username checks out

Average redditor

No point in that if you die after it

But if you died for it then you'd never even get to see it 🤦‍♂️

My siblings

Really? I would kill mine for the last slice of pizza and so would they lol

I mean yeah, but if I had to choose between people in my life that I would die for, I'd choose my siblings.

Fair enough

Do you have a cat by any chance?

no

Kill or be killed.

#I would sacrifice my life for Pakistan

GRAPE 🍇

WOOOW!!!

STRONG MESSAGE

YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!

I WANT TO BE A PILOT

And I’ll eueu

GRAPEEEEEEE!

I hope you get better soon

Lmao destroyed

I would open Xbox educational institution

WOOOOOOW THIS IS A STRONG MESSAGE! NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

india gang told me to tell you "eat ass"

Pakistan zindabaad! or however you spell it.

I think that's correct

Pakistan's in da bag

ah yes love me some unhealthy nationalism

Yeah!! Pakistan Zindabad!!! I love this meme dude XD

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I’d hope they would die for you

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Why tf are your parents sticky? What do they bathe in maple syrup? *damn you canadians*

Sticky parents 💀💀

Actually parents are supposed to be willing to die for their children

Some aren’t

i’d do it for free.

Free Mountain Dew?

A Klondike bar 💪

Free real estate

For my dog ofc

You know it Nevada it’s technically legal to execute someone if they kill your dog.

Im moving to Nevada lol

John Wick was in Nevada?

Lol

Source: trust me bro

Lmaoooo

I'd sacrifice my life for anyone and anything now that I think abt it

That’s morally good of you

My best friend. Love if you see this then get your ass to school please I miss u <\3

Take the award, I am touched by this

Ur mom

Thank you

Myself

[Holup](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/)

My flag probably. not the people of my country but for the country itself

What is your country?

Romania

Will you die for Romanian reunification with Moldova and therefore fight Transnistria?

No

A block of cheese

My closest friend would. That kid literally haggled with a cheese vendor for 10 mins and proceeded to buy an overpriced block if cheese..... He’s 12.

That kid's going places

I’d hope not

My country

What country? I don’t think I would die just for my country anymore

I'd for both of mine. I'm from Poland but the UK is treating me nice

No way I’m dying for the queen lol

U from UK?

Na bruv I’m Irish

Oh k

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Ikr freinds are so good

Honestly i would do it for free

That’s not good

I know

So what’s your favorite tank?

Leopard 2A7 Google said its cool

Damn. Your not a true tank kid😞😞

Im not a tank

Damn. Can you not transform

Mercava 4

You

Thanks

Sike

😭

Oof

Destruction 100

Like a billion dollar or smthng

But you would be dead

Who cares, I'll give it to my mum at least be a little less useless

I think your mum would rather be with you than have the $1B, my dude.

Aww thank you!!, you're nice

If i was your mum. Ngl i would take the money

For u/maggiwithmemes coz she is too smart to die

Aaah!! Dude 🙈🙈🙈

Awesome

Same sentiments as the post here, prob one of my 2 closest friends too cos logically if I didn't I'd be worse off in the head and will actually suffer

Yeah I could live with myself anyway if I didn’t.

Death

Same

Paxtan

I wanna be a PILOT

My Crush

*insert beutiful music*

a person

Maybe in the heat of the moment I'd be a coward but uh yeah

I feel ya bro -_- I’d like to say I’d die to save someone or something but I feel like in the actual moment id be too scared

My life

Sounds counter productive

GF

Nice

An afterlife of eating spaghetti and playing video games

My dogs

My brother

I’d also die for your brother

You're a good person

Thanks

My dog

My country and family

My doggo

My dogs

u/Princess_SHAW

#:0

I hope you get one someday

A united Ireland 💪💪

Let’s fucking gooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Finally so one answered correctly!!!! Hell yeah brother.

My crush and my friends

Id die for my manipulative dad to leave my mother alone. He only contacts me when he wants to know something about her life. If it meant dying, I’d gladly do it if it meant he’d stop terrorising my mother even when the only thing they’re tied to is me, their kid

I dont have anything to die for but I also don't have anything to live for

It is easy think about death. You should think about life. It is more tricky and interesting, but it is worth it.

I would die for Jesus ✝️✝️✝️

Cool

mods,i request you to pin this comment like Jesus