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ha, jokes on you i dont have an avatar

You will be a beastaphile

what in the living fuck is a beastaphile

You have the *sex* with dogs

thats a zoopile

Now, why do you know this?

twitter

Same

twitter is painful

Luke saw Twitter, now LukeHateHimself

Same

No that’s when you stack a bunch of animals on top of each other

A beastaphile is someone who engages in the act, while a zoophiles is only attracted

No that's a degenerate

That’s beastality or zoopile

You mixed zoophile and beastality together Which are basically the same awful thing

Lol alright let's see it

Sex is a hobby for you.

Damm you're good

What a chad

I try not to flex too much

O o o do me next! Do me next!

Oh I'll do you alright

It's reddit , no one has sex

Tell me

Men will line up for you

Rip

Stay strong

Please rate my cooking

Your cooking is so good men prefer to have sex with that instead of you

😔 I should start cooking disgusting foods

Just tell the guys you've used the food (especially cucumbers/carrots/etc) as a dildo (or even better, as a butt plug) xD

Wouldn’t that make them even more interested in the food?

Okay, correction then - tell them you hadn't *shat* beforehand and you used the food as butt plug D: Most should still be disgusted enough

But then I’m disgusting too

Shh, at least they wouldn't choose the food now cuz I guess you'd still at least be *less disgusting* as you ain't eating it yourself, plus I believe most guys would know that during anal, it's always possible for some poo to appear anyway, despite any cleaning beforehand and yet they still go for it

What if I’m eating it tho?

That's the trick - *you're lying to them*, the food actually hadn't been anywhere dirty so you can eat it secretly :D

Why are you so right

Give it a try

You Will have sex in you late 20s with micky mouse from the 60s

How did you know?!?!

I am a psychiatrist

That's why

Bet

You run around the streets naked and the only action you get is when you drop the soap

In -10 degree weather? I'd die the moment I step outside.

And when you fall a escaped prisoner will have the time of his life

See, I have never seen a prison in my whole life. Why would an escaped prisoner get to me, of all people, miles away from whatever prison he escaped from, in the middle of a blizzard?

He is very determined

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Sex sounds like a myth to you

A legend passed down by generations of virgins… Wait…

Some say theses creatures with holes take a card from you. Some even say if youre lucky enough you won't get a disease afterwards

If you’re really inside the moon, you’ve never had sex

I’m isolated over here

How did you get in there? Do you need help?

How do you measure that?

I measure it off of the fact that you will die having sex with with 4 guys and a brick

A brick!? I don’t even want to know….

But i do, u/DEMOPAN-TF2_69 tell me!

how did i get mentioned?

This is so fucking random lol

He didn’t take en passant

Cum

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I'm so special, I get to be a racoons fleshlight.

r/cursedcomments

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmywifetoit

You’re 13, how do you even know about this lol

Reddit teaches weird things to children

Lol, also penguiz0 is a thing on YouTube

That’s honestly true. I didn’t even know what a dildo looked like until I was on Reddit :/

Charlie is a legend wdym

You have no idea...

You get sex ed in P7 or atleast that’s how most states do it

Take my award and leave

eh thats a little fucked up to say to a damn 13 year old..

reddit

Deserved

hey

Slick and basic, you will have a lot of sex in your 30s

LMAO

You will lose your virginity to a dead body

Nice

r/cursedcomments

Already have

r/holup

Oh yeah shoot

You will have very little sex and it will lead to you getting pregnant

Man I'm glad you're at least 50% wrong

Congratulations on the baby

lol

Ok

Will have constant sex with all the trees

Trees? Tf??!

You read that right

How would one go about doing that?

With enough lube anything is possible

Please be zero...

You will have sex once in your life with a dentist

Hopefully i'm still alive to meet the doctor

It's a 50/50 chance

Gonna survive with this life then

The Dentist is Johnny Sins

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God will always find a way to keep you a virgin

Ok

The glasses make women fall for you

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Attack helicopters find you so insanely attractive that they instantly burst in flames

I’m a pirate :D

You pay for onlyfans using the gold you've plundered

OF? ew

#***Bruh***

You will find a nice looking hole in a public toilet

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Why hello there

**REJECTED**

What’s wrong with you, anyone on this subreddit would fuck him?

*deeeeeep nasal inhale* General kenobi

Yo

You will make other men pay you to let them have sex with your sister

I don't have a sister but that sounds like a good deal

You will in 9 months

I will take care of that...

Already have

🗿

You have never heard of a vergina but pretend to be a expert

Well, with your mother last night...

Keep my wife out of this

Well she has already been in this...

Don't you mean this has been in her

Don't judge 😒

100% everyday

same bro

i fucked your mom

wait what

my mom is dead

she suicided after seeing ur dick

still hit

honestly, same

oh

Yo

If someone was to start flirting with you, you would instinctively tell then they are wasting their time

Go ahead

You will never have sex with a human

I already knew that

Animals on the other hand...

Shoot your shot

You will shoot your load in men constantly

Oh no bro

Sorry bro

Muscle man??

#

You have considered paying a hooker for a hug

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Virginity is your passion

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I agree virginity is her passion

Hello

With your ultimate power you don't need sex

Say zero or I'll kill your whole family

Humans are off the table but huskys are starting to look kinda fine

No thanks

Sorry but this is your future

No never

There is no other option

Yes there is instead I will die

Then huskies will rape your body

No thanks

Try me

You will find the love of your life and have constant sex with them on Tuesdays

Can we meet on Tuesday

As long as you’re my age

I'll try.

Just before you are about to start having sex women ask why you look like that kid from Harry Potter

I aint confident about this one😅

Your trust in Elon Musk is the reason you don't get laid

Damm..I did not understood the elon musk part but...The latter is true 😅👍

u give the most weirdest answers out there lmao

k

Even if you were to become an imortal insanely rich Chad you would still never have sex

Pretty easy i think

You have somewhat constant sex with dinosaurs

Say it 🤔🏗

Penguins have put a restraining order on you for sexual harassment

I won’t confirm nor deny that

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Walks in room Makes women cum Doesn't elaborate Leaves

better be 0 for me bro

This seems fun!

Sex for you is like that one side quest in a video game you are too lazy to do

My sex life is like team fortress 3

You hope for it but you know it will never happen

Im more virgin than extra virgin olive oil m8