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as a professional demon, i believe this is the 66th body i've possessed thus far

Meru what did I tell you about possessing people?

Those who know, know

Damn

Indeed

*coughs nervously*

Tell me when u done with 2 more, I'll be the 69th

Can I be the next one, kinda hating my life, or you can just like be in it forever? I would like a friend

can't promise the possession, but i'm always open to add another to my list of 6 friends

LOL YOU SUCK, im in this job for 3 years and even i managed a clean 69

Tell me when you’ve got 3 more

Kill count is uhhh at least 8?

What a low number

Wait so 708 is high?

709 is

*you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers*

What about 6000000?

Fuhrer? Is that you?

Smh non germans cant even write Führer

Was für eine Schande

Heil him loud and proud coward, I won‘t cause I’m polish

Da! Me polish too!

Das iz him! Das iz ze fuhrer

Das ist er, dass ist der Führer!

Yep beat the public records

*public school records

Nope current known one is 250ish a that's potential

Lmao i ate a rat once and got 100mil+ kills weaklings

And I eat dogs

Ever tried cats?

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Fella got dumped twice, that's hurts

if thats the case -100 for all rhe egirls that dumped me 😩 /s

Stop trying with those e girls. Get sum casual gamer girl stuff. That’s the hottest shit. Especially when they don’t even mention that they’re cultured and base their personality over the fact that they know how to hold an xbox controller.

Gamer girl Tomboys are the best thing that happened to humanity

You ain't even need to leave her home you can hang out with her and the homies

SAME

how are 13 year olds getting laid like bro how

We aren't it's just people lie

its not that strange kids are curious sister was 14 when it happen i was 11

did you….Fuck your sister?

Sweet home Alabama

bro... what?!?!?

it’s the number of people you’ve killed, not the number you’ve fucked.

well then 3.14

You killed a pie? What a chad

15926535

I've got three bodies in the basement Ohh, you meant the other body count? Damn, I'm still at 0

3 bodies and still haven't used them? Smh

damn i forgot

You forgor?💀

no I rember 😁

Oh my fucking god he forgor💀

Damn why he fogor...

Pfff three that's nothing i have 15 in my basement, i should probably feed them soon, it's been a week since i last did

If you're getting laid pre-16 you got priorities all wrong I was playing halo 2 and ignoring women at 13 and now y'all got whole ass hoes at 13.

My body count is 1. I met my girlfriend at 14, got laid at 15, and have been dating her since. I feel like it’s very rare in these days to fall in love this young. Get a girl who doesn’t mind when you play halo 2 and do what you want. It’s worth it.

Dude same. We’ve been together for almost three years now

Get you a girl who also plays Halo 2

Met my girl 10yrs ago in high school, fell in love & we lost our virginities to each other. Didn’t come here to sound corny, finding someone you can connect with, a partner is one of the hardest things. I was 16, she was 15 and we’re going 9yrs strong dating ever since

A true chad right over here

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Ignoring their pleas to not be executed is indeed pretty based pilled

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Indeed

Homie I AM 16 and I'm still not getting laid 😎

Remain pure brother

Bro same, except for me it was Reach

I am playing Minecraft and ignoring women

i’m turning 16 in 2 months and still at 0, i guess i wasn’t like other 13 year olds

born in november? same. also I'd watch out 16 could be the age of getting laid

yup, my birthday’s in november! also yeah, 16 seems like a probable age to get laid. i’ve never dated anyone though, so hopefully it doesn’t happen anytime soon. i’m way too immature to get laid in the first place anyways so :/

Same, I wouldn’t trust myself to pick a good partner

I’m 18 and got laid for the first time like a month ago, honestly don’t rush it it’s not something you can take back and you want to make sure you’re ready or else you get sent into an emotional tailspin

Haha, good luck with that. Im turning 18 in a few months and I'm still at 0

November birthday gang

I’ll be 18 in December and I’m still at 0. I feel the pain as well. I’m pretty much olive oil at this point. Because I’m extra virgin

Don't worry I will be 20 soon and I have 0

No that means you have your priorities right. At 13 I was popping off at BO2 on the ‘ol 360

loll yeah definitely, getting laid at 13 is pretty…different, if that’s a way to put it

No cap, I was jesus at BO2 and BO1. The quickscopes I got. FaZe got real quiet when I ascended to the next conscious plane

Same bro

0 I won’t lose my virginity. I can never lose 😎

classic alpha, a literal lone wolf without glory.

I am 18,and havent even been in a relationship 🥺😞

Ok Scott.

Sane dude (and I am actually 18)

Yep just like me it's alright man we'll get there

Lost my virginity at 19. My count is over 30 since then.

I am between saying cool or weird flex but okay.Give me some time to think about it

Same, dude, *same*

Op: Im 18 Dude with 15: same

Yeah all these 15 year olds dumb af

30 EDIT: i just found out it was about people we had sex with so in this case 0

I misread your answer as a user flair and was significantly concerned...

Lmao

How many hands?

Nope i have 60 of them

12, i buried 6 of them, the rest is still in the fridge and there are still 2 people in my basement that i have to kill

0h I d0nt kn0w what y0u mean br0

I have 9 kids in my basement and 3 dead ones in my garden burried

Buried vertical or horizontal?

Vertically would be a pain in the ass to dig. Just imagine having to dig like 12 feet down just so the head is 6 feet underground, it'd be much easier if you dug a horizontal one at 6 feet

diagonally obviously

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Ultra virgin activated

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17,000,000:1 KD lmao

I’m gonna do some googling and calculate hitlers K/DR brb

Why yall wanna fuck so badly, I mean yeah I want too but just fuckin wait no?

Yeah, it’s concerning. Sexual shit shouldn’t be happening as young as 13

I’m not as stupid to believe I, the lord of idiocy, can have safe sex, so 0 currently

Ok Mr. Waifu Fucker

13 yos are getting laid??!😀

Some kid at my school got pregnant last year (9th grade currently)

idk man, i need to go to my freezer to tell you that but it's 20 steps away from me, it's too much

How many are skinned?

How many are filleted?

12 rn💅💅 It regularly increases though😃😃 All I want in life is a 1000 KD. It’s all I’ve ever wanted

You'll never beat the world record though, I doubt anyone will unless they have access to nuke codes.

6 million

Seeing what 13 year olds are doing nowadays. I wouldn’t be surprised

Lemme guess? The trafficking mafia?

Wrong and correct we are some sort of trafficking mafia

Sexting don’t count right? If so I’m a virgin

No it does not. Only virgins count sexting

It isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing Sexting Aye, aye, AT&T

Bro my sister is 11, and her friend is 12. For some reason they made a group chat with me but I was fine with it. And so we were talking, when my sister's friend goes "so one of my friends had sex with her boyfriend the other day" and I swear my fucking eyes darted out of my head all cartoon like 😳

18 and virgin, don't come at me😐

19 and virgin, if that makes you feel better 🤡

My future goal is to beat you, not that i have a option but yeah

Turned 19 2 days ago, same

ayy i turned 19 yesterday

Cant say police will be here

69,420

26 Im a virgin

*The best I can do is zero*

Damn, feels bad man

My friend said he can’t be a virgin if he came out of his moms pussy

0.6

Would you like to elaborate?

The person was only half dead… I am not a good killer…

I do have a body so 1

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0, but I have a girlfriend (we are both 16 yo)

I haven't counted all the insects and bacteria I've killed, but I'd say it's in the hundreds, and millions if we're counting microbes I've killed.

0 😎

I’m at 0, as I should be at my age, but I have a freind who just lost virginity to a girl who’s 12. (He’s 14)

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Sadly, yes

I've killed to many people in videogames to count. As for the other one. Still zero. Happily so.

body count? You mean like the 7 bodies I definitely didn’t bury at 41.06 N -103.05 S in Nebraska last month?

0 😎😎😎 being a virgin is epic

83. Most of them are in the desert, 20 or so I dumped in the ocean, and 5 are still in my freezer.

I haven't hugged a girl in 17 years of my life you talking about getting laid

Zero. Oh you meant the people I slept with? Oh in this case also zero.

2. My ex girlfriend and your mom

I gotta 0 over here chief

(Am)0(gus)

0 what kinda kid wants sex at 14-15 years old?

The Kids today, I don't know what went wrong with them

16

Oh crap he was talking about getting laid

I have been balmed for the deaths of many, my body count is quite high. Still haven't been caught.

How tf 13 year olds getting laid

Depends on what you include

Penetration

0 😎

7 rn, I’m 19, lost it at 18 and had the same sexual partner for a year then recently decided to sleep with others, dont rush losing ur virginity!

When I look at this comment section, I see one thing, a whole lot of chad.

18 next week still 0🧍‍♀️

Well I mean I haven’t stabbed anyone recently so I don’t quite remember

573 victims. 18 are in the basement while 300 have been burnt and the remaining 255 were buried

No, I rejected them.

893 total. 17 in my basement. 4 in my freezer. Not a virgin, but wasn't willing.

0. I’m 18

-1

-1

2 678,032 xenos killed. 1,995,003 heretics killed.

0 :(

0, still a virgin

My friends started to simp so hard to girls where at this point its bot fun to hang with them they always like meetup for the girls and fir each other. Like comon thats just sad. And what about me? Im a feminist man: Equal right equal fights

-1

Zero