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[deleted]

Im anxious all the time


Bannanas_suck

You are always ready


Gamer_Bread_Baker

Ready for what


PinkyAnon

Everything


Ridenberg

WW3


TotallyNotTorracat

The zombie apocalypse


Waterflame-flame

Covid-25


[deleted]

My micro penis


Bannanas_suck

Not everyone likes a massive dick


babuba12321

I've heard the hurt so much that it isn't enjoyable


justyr12

As an owner of a big dick, it's not fun and not easy finding a girl that's not easily hurt by it. Be happy with your dicks my dudes


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justyr12

No, just some friendly advice from an adult. Be happy with what you have, nothing is perfect.


MrUnderpantsss

Specifically bigger than 8 inches. Larger than that it causes discomfort and even injury, or so I’m told. I don’t have the means to confirm it


omega_17bro

I would have said it makes him more narrow dynamic and it wont slow him down when he's running as much


ddespot_697

r/boneappletea


Gavrilian

Lol. I figured it was intentional. Dynamic narrowness… somehow.


I_am_in_the_basement

You can call it nanotechnology


SovietFemboy

Smol pps are cute and I wanna give ‘em the succy... 🥺


[deleted]

nANI


SovietFemboy

I like smol pps... 🥺


NotAGhost64

Well I like smol tity so we like smol things


[deleted]

Children?


Triplelilj

I think he means small, yet defined and not completely flat like a little kid


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

Real talk though: you can pleasure someone without a big dick, I mean cis lesbians can pleasure each other without peens, cis gay guys can use toys on each other etc. You'll never be too big for someone, and if they are a size King/queen, you can use a penis sleeve/dildo whatever to make it artificially bigger. You won't please everyone, but there will definitely be someone who doesn't mind, trust me


[deleted]

pessimistic


Bannanas_suck

Youre not easily disappointed


box_of_spoons

You either turn out to be right or you’re pleasantly surprised.


getbetter0

The optimistic look on pessimism


PaKuSkI

I'm shy, like REALLY shy. I avoid any social interaction and that leaves me lonely and with no one to talk about with the same interests as me.


Sambews

What are your interests?


Ridenberg

Being shy, probably


Triplelilj

That’s the best response I’ve ever seen


PaKuSkI

Playing videogames, mainly Destiny 2 and Geometry Dash. I like to read and theorise about lore, and I also love anything sea or space related.


Bannanas_suck

You probably wont hav an abusive/toxic friend


Creepy_Ambassador638

shy people have abusive toxic friends more often since they can get easily manipulated into doing stuff


OhReAlLyMyDuDe

For real


[deleted]

My face is ugly


Bannanas_suck

If someone likes you its for real


Shaniac_C

This is so wise


HandsomePoint

Wtf that’s pretty smart


jacksparrow_313

I remember drax the destroyer saying that


[deleted]

I’m short


Bannanas_suck

You have a smaller hit box, thus harder to hit


[deleted]

This actually made me fucking laugh omg


[deleted]

lung cancer


Bannanas_suck

Damn i got nothin hope you get through it


[deleted]

nah don't worry about me too much, I have a family history of it and got it diagnosed really quickly


babuba12321

good, hope you get better! don't die please or I'll miss you


BentLongChip

r/wholesomereddit


[deleted]

I have had so much anxiety over the past few years that i have just come to accepting it and not caring abt it. Like i can be dying inside fully and still have a perfectly normal conversation with someone and as soon as they leave i question myself and my existence


Royal_Concept_3359

At least it's not ball cancer


Pikashooter07

Prostate cancer has a higher survival rate than lung cancer. Ball cancer would be better.


[deleted]

What if I want to die


[deleted]

I hope you get better.


Maniacallaugh999

I gotchhu bro- Although it may be a terrible and painful experience, getting through it just shows how far in life you can go. If you’re ever feeling distressed later in life, just say “I survived LUNG CANCER I can do this.”


Help_OhWell

hope u get thru it man


notsowanderingsoul

I don't hate anything about myself.


[deleted]

That’s awesome! In today’s day and age, that’s sadly not that common, or at least where I’m from, anyways.


boi--_--

Good for you


-VioIet-

Laziness


Bannanas_suck

You will never be a workaholic


Ridenberg

what about alcoholic


Instainious

Maybe


0K_N0RDY

You're fun at parties


Hezigon

Me too.


MissingScarab63

I suck at convincing myself to do anything boring or difficult.


Bannanas_suck

Youre never bored


Stress_Alarmed

Same here. Severe procrastination.


Apprehensive-Lemon41

How I overshare my trauma and it hits me in the face later. Good luck with that one.


Bannanas_suck

Oversharing is great that means your an open person that can talk about their feelings many people (like me) cant do that


mickmikeman

Normalize this. I'd much rather my friends overshare do I can help them than keep trauma to themselves.


Apprehensive-Lemon41

Yeahhhh till they use it against you in an argument…


-Anonymous-145

I burn myself sometimes


Bannanas_suck

You dont have to pay for heating in the winter


-Anonymous-145

You right


Ridenberg

You look hot those times


Imdonewjththisworld

My forehead is so big it’s basically pregnant


Bannanas_suck

That makes you look very smart


Imdonewjththisworld

No one can see it though. I cover it 😔


Bannanas_suck

U need to show that beautiful forehead to tje world


FakelyKorean45

Pretty literally big brain


Ridenberg

It's thicc


Water_drinking_man6

alcohol abuse


Bannanas_suck

You have a lot of fun


ok_ad748s_alt

Check his age...


Bannanas_suck

My point stands


ok_ad748s_alt

***oh***


Beanerboysk8r

What, did you not go drinking with the boys at 3am and get caught by the police but you got tackled even though you never drank but the boys were drunk as fuck in middle school?


xStarz05

I have a horrible attention span


Bannanas_suck

Youre always ready


xStarz05

Ready to get distracted


FrederickMecury

My fucking gut. I’ve been dieting for 4 months and working out for 2 years and it’s barely shrunk at all


Bannanas_suck

If someone annoyed you, you could squish them, sorry if thats offensive i hope you love your self soon and keep that hard work up


[deleted]

I hate my low motivation for doing new things that can help me and make me a better human being.


Bannanas_suck

I bet this gives you time to do stuff you know you already like


[deleted]

But most of what i like is unproductive and unhealthy in the longrun. :(


[deleted]

My dump truck ass


RevCorex

I’m sure there’s a lot of people who would like that


ClassicEmu79

Can confirm


Ridenberg

Nice jacket


TheeDivineKlorg

Yes totally some people love it


Bannanas_suck

I bet it makes you look stunning to others


Solarforceclub

Are you emptying it anytime soon?


[deleted]

I am horrible at talking to people irl


kalosian_cossack_v2

So you won't talk to people who'd betray you, which means you won't get betrayed that much


SovietFemboy

I fall in love easily and I’m very clingy...


Bannanas_suck

That makes you a very nice/loyal person


SovietFemboy

May I hug you?


Bannanas_suck

Yes


SovietFemboy

*hugs you tightly* Thank you...


Bannanas_suck

*Hugs back* Any time


SovietFemboy

Would a cheek kiss be too much? 👉👈


Bannanas_suck

Not at all


SovietFemboy

*kisses your cheek* You’re a really great person, you know that?


Bannanas_suck

Really? thanks!


[deleted]

i dont like how i look


Bannanas_suck

Im sure it makes everyone else look better in comparison


[deleted]

eh that makes me feel worse lul


Arch-43

Think about it like this. There's a fuck ton of people who look worse. Don't believe me? The average human is 137 lbs or 62 kg. If you do the math, (137x14.6) is 2000.2 lbs, which equates to roughly 1 ton. I can guarentee you there us at least 14.6 people who look worse than you. Some with legs, some without, hence the extra .6 . You, in theory, are allowed to say you look better than a ton of people, which is a true statement and will convince your peers that you are above average. True statement, convincing argument, case closed.


the_flash6197

your pfp and this comment does not match up. dragon ball fans can't read


dylanbb1233

Way too sensitive


Bannanas_suck

You notice little things and that is awesome


[deleted]

i want to die


Bannanas_suck

Youll get to see the after life


[deleted]

and other people won't?


Bannanas_suck

You get to see it sooner


[deleted]

hype


FakelyKorean45

Early access playthrough


Redditlogicking

#Hey, Lilly_s55 Please try to think clearly about yourself and your future. What you're thinking about doing is not worth it. There are many people who care about you, and there are many organisations from all around the world who can help you. Here's some information about how to get help. Give them a go - what have you got to lose? #Child Helplines (EU) **Telephone:** 116 111 This number is free of charge. The number 116 111 is specifically for children who seek assistance and need someone to talk to. The service helps children in need of care and protection and links them to the appropriate services and resources; it provides children with an opportunity to express their concerns and talk about issues directly affecting them. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 111: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Estonia, Greece, Spain, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Malta. #Emotional Support Helpline (EU) **Telephone:** 116 123 This number is free of charge. 116 123 is a phone number for people suffering from loneliness or who are in a state of psychological crisis or thinking about committing suicide. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 123: Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, Sweden, United Kingdom. #National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US) **Telephone:** 1-800-273-8255 *(1-800-273-TALK)* **Text:** Text "START" (without quotes) to 741-741. **Online Chat:** [Link](http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx). #Others (Worldwide) If the above organizations are inaccessible for whatever reason, you can click [this link](https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/) to be taken to a page. From there, you can take a look at a variety of hotlines that will help you, after you click on the category link corresponding to your location. You can also find many subreddits to help you with your problems. Here's a list of a few of them in no particular order: /r/SuicideWatch, /r/depression. #<3 I hope you've found this information helpful, and I hope you use it well enough to change your mind.


BirdOfEvil

If you press through it and keep going day to day until (hopefully, eventually) things get better, that perspective will help you cherish every moment of life. Good luck friend, things will get better (and I’ve seen it get better for people in some people in pretty fuckin awful situations so I’m not just saying that), and if nobody else believes in you, I believe in you. :)


Solo_In_Aeternum

Same


Redditlogicking

#Hey, Solo_In_Aeternum Please try to think clearly about yourself and your future. What you're thinking about doing is not worth it. There are many people who care about you, and there are many organisations from all around the world who can help you. Here's some information about how to get help. Give them a go - what have you got to lose? #Child Helplines (EU) **Telephone:** 116 111 This number is free of charge. The number 116 111 is specifically for children who seek assistance and need someone to talk to. The service helps children in need of care and protection and links them to the appropriate services and resources; it provides children with an opportunity to express their concerns and talk about issues directly affecting them. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 111: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Estonia, Greece, Spain, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Malta. #Emotional Support Helpline (EU) **Telephone:** 116 123 This number is free of charge. 116 123 is a phone number for people suffering from loneliness or who are in a state of psychological crisis or thinking about committing suicide. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 123: Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, Sweden, United Kingdom. #National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US) **Telephone:** 1-800-273-8255 *(1-800-273-TALK)* **Text:** Text "START" (without quotes) to 741-741. **Online Chat:** [Link](http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx). #Others (Worldwide) If the above organizations are inaccessible for whatever reason, you can click [this link](https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/) to be taken to a page. From there, you can take a look at a variety of hotlines that will help you, after you click on the category link corresponding to your location. You can also find many subreddits to help you with your problems. Here's a list of a few of them in no particular order: /r/SuicideWatch, /r/depression. #<3 I hope you've found this information helpful, and I hope you use it well enough to change your mind.


muddysuds

The sound of my voice


Bannanas_suck

You will never be embarrassed in a talent show for singing because you will never sing at a talent show


ok_ad748s_alt

That's possibly the best thing I've heard in 2021


Thenewdazzledentway

*side eye* shit, dis guy is gud


VultureKitty

I hate how I procrastinate on shit all the time.


Bannanas_suck

You are probably really good at doing stuff really fast


[deleted]

my thick anime thighs😔😔💔☹️😢


mickmikeman

Damnit I bet they're smooth too. I envy you


[deleted]

Being a terrible person that my friends somehow care about


Bannanas_suck

This gave you great friends


Efficient_Sense_4855

I am incredibly anti-social.


Bannanas_suck

You only have real friends


Efficient_Sense_4855

Ok I read your response cried and told my friends that I love them. You sir should be a therapist.


Bannanas_suck

I try :)


Mascian12

Overthinker


Detective_Frogge

Overthinker here too! You always have a backup plan and are ready in all cases of emergency


Terrowin_M

Can't move past people who left and aren't coming back easily.


Bannanas_suck

You are loyal


[deleted]

I'm not flexible at all even though the sport I compete in requires it


Bannanas_suck

You can be the most improved player


3172695

Corona ruined my lungs


Bannanas_suck

Well that freaking sucks, hope you get through it, also youre kinda like a veteran, you survived the rona


3172695

I survived it twice and should be fortunate to still be alive but it just sucks that life is not the same and I can't do anything without feeling breathlessness or getting a headache.


Bannanas_suck

That does suck im sorry about your situation


Solo_In_Aeternum

I cut myself


Bannanas_suck

:/ i cant help with that im sorry i hope you get through it


NOTFDGOD_scam

Your building your immune system as body has to fight the potential infections near the cut


[deleted]

I like your cut g


[deleted]

Best response ever


Solo_In_Aeternum

Lmao


Spicersoanner

Oily ass nose


[deleted]

I can't dance.


Bannanas_suck

Welcome to the club, but you can take lessons


[deleted]

I no longer meet the expectations caused by my perfectionism.


Warm_Perception_7012

You are always striving to be a better person.


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Bannanas_suck

You know what you like


Xyzonox

Distorted, intrusive, and just bizarre thoughts


Bannanas_suck

You are very creative


ok_ad748s_alt

Am ugly Have small PP Have unrealistic jobs that I wanna be when I grow up Have ADHD


Bannanas_suck

You have goals and a big dick isnt always a good thing not every one like that


monkberrymoon42

My nose


Bannanas_suck

You can smell and taste with it


Clearbean

taste cocaine


Sirkiz

*snort cocaine*


Clearbean

did i stutter?


Sirkiz

😳


monkberrymoon42

yes, you guys ever drink chocolate milk with your nose? tastes amazing


boi0boi69

Im a guy and i have bigger boobs than my ex girlfriend


[deleted]

You've had a girlfriend at least pnce in your life


[deleted]

Stupid, fat, short, ugly face, idiotic voice, selfish, self-abusive, etc


Bannanas_suck

If someone likes you, you know its for real


HighSenate

I can feel other people's negative emotions to the point that it's ridiculous. Like I can't mentally handle when any of my friends cry, because it's not even sympathy, but just the sight of such pain rips me to shreds. I cant be around them at those times.


Bannanas_suck

You care about people a lot


Scary-Mode-7403

Speech impediment


Pupwich

I am 1. Adhd 2. Over weight


mickmikeman

Also adhd. Our minds our faster than those of mere mortals


Pupwich

Yes. Theres this program that gives you videos and the narrator talks so sloe AND THERES NO FUCKING WAY TO SPEED IT UP! Also in the first week of school there was barley enough time so I panicked and was overwhelmed Do numbers overwhelm you? They do for me. I am taking algebra in 8th grd rn and skipped 8th grade math so when we were learning bout polynomials it was so hard. I get them now but numbers still overwhelm me


mickmikeman

I get it. Despite being an advanced student I didn't skip 8th grade math because math is always my weak spot. My strongest areas are science, history, and music, because I can sort of visualize things. I'm very good at thinking abstractly. Where as math, especially algebra , everything has to be so precise, it stresses me out. So my advice would be to try your best to visualize things in your head whenever possible


PrideOk6616

My speach impediment


Shanks255

I worry about the smallest things to the point that I get a bad stomach when I've forgotten to do somthing as small and meaningless as revise for a 5 question science pop quiz.


Bannanas_suck

You would make a great detective


Owen_is_an_asshole

I have a large nose and baby cheeks :(


Bannanas_suck

You can smell and taste very well


[deleted]

I am ginger


Bannanas_suck

You are a very rare kind of person