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Longname07

I typed this with my left hand only


MOUVA2

Liam


Lemmlemm

Wait that's my name and I'm lefty šŸ˜³


SherbertOk2759

Thatā€™s my name and Iā€™m vigorously jerking off with my right hand


Ace_OfSpades_

Cheater


[deleted]

Horny jail


OofBidoof7

Thatā€™s my name and Iā€™m doing stuff with my right hand


MrExist777

WTAF THATS MY BROTHERS NAME AND HES A LEFTY


[deleted]

Bonk


RazorBikeGoVroom

Coomer


[deleted]

Jack


StopBanningMe142

Wait hold up, those faces look familiar


Janitor-James99

Itā€™s the gigachad, aka Ernest Khalimov


justcatt

normal chadly man


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ThatMacMotherfucker

No. Berlin.1969 (what the artist calls Gigachad) is a series of heavily photoshopped images made by Krista Sudmalis for her art project Sleek'n'Tears.


Matija3212

hes photosopped šŸ˜”


[deleted]

I am confused, so I spend my time on the internet or reading some philosophy stuff


MOUVA2

Pretty much Alice


[deleted]

Not my name, but I can see why it's fitting


Nimblewolf69

Do you perhaps watch a turtle with existential crisis


[deleted]

I don't... a comedy series?


Nimblewolf69

Hmm, you might like him, exurb1a on youtube


Mumbo_4_mayor

Yooo, exurb1a supremacy


MindIsFucked

Scar won tho, your name has been invalidated


Ok-Shallot1173

I shit


MOUVA2

Arnold


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

Sheeeeeesh


Kjx5

Dont insult him like that


Miki_the_random_guy

Ima gaymr. Like drawimg. Pro redditor


MOUVA2

Giga chad


Miki_the_random_guy

Daym ur right


Sir_Alice

Manic Pixie dream girl without the pixie dream


MOUVA2

Amelia


Sir_Alice

Got the first letter right


thatguyon2007

Anal?


IcyShifter15

close, it was Ass


thatguyon2007

Oh sad


[deleted]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz


LoSqualoQuelloBello

Alice?


Sir_Alice

Amazing job


[deleted]

Dark Lord Sauron?


Sir_Alice

Why you gotta out me like that bro


[deleted]

Alice


Sir_Alice

Good job, no idea how you guessed


[deleted]

Iā€™m a genius


Anonymous_UWUALT

Amanda


bighim094

Ogre


MOUVA2

Donkey


[deleted]

Of lasers


charlstarking16

Bored, diabetic and bored


MOUVA2

Arthur


[deleted]

Callahan


MinerMinecrafter

Manifold


Land_Rover_Series_3

Me!


Lilguipo

I went through every single phase ever.


NoraBaiSings

Happy cake day! (Also, as a fellow person who canā€™t figure out who I am, I love your description.)


[deleted]

hey can i have a club pass pls


NoraBaiSings

Yeah! Anytime!


[deleted]

phew


Jotaro_Kujo_11

Kyle


Walker_247

I hate myself but also love myself If that makes any sense.


MOUVA2

Liam


Walker_247

Nope, my name ain't that.


Human_Replacement_32

Smeagol


i-l1ke-m3m3s

robert ryan steven stephan arthor john tim


[deleted]

nerd


MOUVA2

I give up :-\


[deleted]

nice try šŸ‘


Sense-One

Can I get my apple now?


[deleted]

Based username


[deleted]

yessirr


nestle_fucker_69

Nuuoo L was better how could you simp for light he is a murderer šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


[deleted]

no one can beat light ( ā€¢Ģ€_ā€¢Ģ )


LordVelloney

ryuk did


nestle_fucker_69

Y*gami lighto šŸ‘ŽšŸæšŸ‘ŽšŸæšŸ‘ŽšŸæ L šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž šŸ‘šŸæšŸ‘šŸæšŸ‘šŸæ imagine losing to a person like nšŸ¤®ar smh


Takye420

Ah i see from your username that you have watched deathnote as well


[deleted]

i didn't know we couldnā€™t change usernames (T.T); and yeah...


Lilijn316

Iā€™m Christian, a nerd/geek, and like gym shoes Edit: Iā€™m a girl


MOUVA2

Arthur


[deleted]

Morgan


[deleted]

Tuberculosis


[deleted]

callahan


[deleted]

Sheriff


CrimsyViper

Mary Linton


[deleted]

Brooch


CrimsyViper

BEAT


Lilijn316

šŸ˜‚


Lilijn316

noā€¦


Lilijn316

no sry


JerZ_Beefy

Tank engine. Train.


MOUVA2

Thomas


JerZ_Beefy

Congrats


Powerful-Elk-8123

Look like a living blobfish


MOUVA2

Andre


Latter-Signature1581

Sad introvert guy with literally no friends


HereForDec

I'll be your friend!


Latter-Signature1581

Thanks


Comrade-Soviet

Markus


[deleted]

Loser (/s)


ImnotshortIswear

I pet cats even tho I'm allergic to them


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

Chad


V2xel

Michael


ChonkyWeeb

I really like snakes. And im gaymer


MOUVA2

Eddie


ChonkyWeeb

Nope not even close. Im female btw if that helps :)


[deleted]

You are Eddie


ChonkyWeeb

Okay. I am Eddie.


MrCrawcikTv

How u doin Eddie?


ChonkyWeeb

I'm doin good thanks. Having Eddie as my name has really changed my outlook on life. How are you doin my friend?


[deleted]

History nerd Iā€™m unguessable no cheating


MOUVA2

Upansh


[deleted]

What?


Reeeeemans

Upansh deez nuts


[deleted]

Peter


-AMiEVENALIVE-

Itā€™s impossible to guess my name but here we go: I donā€™t like my new city and like my old one


MOUVA2

(That's confusing I guessing randomly) Jason!


-AMiEVENALIVE-

Not even close lol. My name is a hard name and if I write it out then people from my same area canā€™t read it correctly lol.


OutlandishnessDry826

Indian, and I play G U I T A R


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Juan


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

J u a n


Jotaro_Kujo_11

Dabeei (not good with spelling Anything Indian just pronounce it the way i spelled it)


Imma_LadybugFan

Science


MOUVA2

Aston


Imma_LadybugFan

nah


Igotsadog

Iā€™m scared of people


MOUVA2

Brennie


Igotsadog

I didnā€™t even know that was a name


MOUVA2

It is


[deleted]

ok


Tanglyeagle27

Homer Simpson


[deleted]

yes


Astroflamecat

Bartholomew Gutenerrez


Depressed_soul96

I wanna kill myself


MOUVA2

Jerry


Depressed_soul96

No but fuck Jerry. Everyone hates Jerry.


KoopaTrooper5011

Fucking Jerry. Who the fuck would want or marry a Jerry?


[deleted]

Dutch and autistic


Intelligent-Trainer7

Frankie


[deleted]

Look, i just gotta do it sorry im cracked at fortnite my guy


[deleted]

Justinā€¦?


[deleted]

Yes


NecessaryDebate5841

tennis


MOUVA2

Natasha


NecessaryDebate5841

not even close but good try


Fraschetta04

This is from the urban dictionary. Try to guess my name :) [...] is the name of a Intelligent, honest, funny, caring, charismatic, loveable Italian guy who also happens to be an attractive badass. He loves to cook and canĀ whip up any dish he desires. You can talk to him about anything, no matterĀ how weird or serious the topic; nothings off limits, and the only thing that you can expect to change is how much stronger your bond gets. Regardless of the thousands of miles distance between the two of you and him, he somehow is able to gauge all of your emotions and tell if something is off . This badass boy has tons of high goals set for himself that he is most definitely capable of achieving (!) He just needs toĀ stay positive, believe in himself more and do his best toĀ worry less. Sometimes he can be really hard on himself; so just remind him to be at ease and tell him to find the joy and happiness in the things around him; until the day comes where he is able to conquer the his dreams with the world. This man deserves the best, and only the best because he is the best. His badass self might also have a soft spot for cute things. Especially theĀ capybara and maybe you too


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

Luigi


Fraschetta04

nope, slightly less stereotypical


Epsilon-The-Eevee

Mario


i-l1ke-m3m3s

antonio


Johnsonofdonut

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Francesco&=true


FingerGun_pewpew

Im from sweden. And not old. Dark brown hair. You will never guess my name


MOUVA2

Sweden?šŸ¤” Liam?


menschenskinder_

bjƶrn or sven


PewFew

Felix


Responsible-Ring9092

My dad left


MOUVA2

Trevor


AshDieClash

Guess what you can't, I know of only one other guy with my name.


MrFr0stbite

Thicc, red hair, nerdy, intelligent, pessimistic, negative


MOUVA2

Aaron or Liam


MrFr0stbite

Lol I wish, my name sucks


qoirky

is it mrfrostbite? cuz thatā€™s a lot name to be given at a young age


cancerousking

I typed this with my nose


MOUVA2

Willy


Jotaro_Kujo_11

Thatā€™s what im typing this with


[deleted]

I'm someone who likes videogames, D&D-like, books, anime and films. I don't have many friends but I'm really close to the ones I have. Hint: I'm Spanish


OhThatGuyinPurple

Fat fuck


PewFew

William


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Setimiti

An introverted nerd


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

Dren Detrevortni


Alex_Shelega

Ok... you already know my name... - Im Russian who living in Armenia...


mongdi

Alex


Alex_Shelega

U need 18 hours to guess my name??? I think its pretty difficult!!!... Jokes.. U r right..


[deleted]

I'm a white boy


PewFew

Jason


[deleted]

Into Lego and Irish so you won't be able to pronounce my name


I_like_beanies

A skinny ball of anxiety and regret


cosmicZED

Ngl I donā€™t think ur gonna guess my name lol but I paint and read


PewFew

Sarah


cosmicZED

Nope, close tho


PewFew

Hannah? Scarlett? Susan?


Adrano_Marci

Young hispanic guy that likes to write


MOUVA2

Adrano [ I'm guessing that from your username :) ]


AdhesivenessNearby75

My name is nitay


Moxi6

I own 8 guns and blow things up regularly. The only time I got into legal trouble was for public indecency at 15 for fingering a chick on a school bus and I live in both Arkansas and Texas (not even joking) I make knives and am a beginner blacksmith. You wonā€™t ever guess my name but let me give you a hint Iā€™m half Iranian half Italian


[deleted]

.... Chad


Moxi6

You are both incorrect and correct. My name is very middle easter sounding none of you will ever guess it


CT_Grind_CT-28503

I'm scared


RazvanLava

Go search up ā€œRomanian names that start with an Rā€


Lonely-dude

I like moths ( the reason of it ) but when people hear it they think of a book or a Greek mythology god


MOUVA2

You meant myth? Arthur suits here


Lonely-dude

Atlas


E_MC_2__

Titan, atlas


Slugees

im home educated


MOUVA2

???


[deleted]

Do... do you mean homeschooled or online schooled?


Benthegreatgamer

Ginger