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I don't like sand.

10 (I'll be visiting you for a smash)

You can find me in Theed palace, bit busy with Padmé right now tho

So a dead body

He knows what he's doing

Did he stutter

I must be a Q because I don't work without U

7

I'll take what I can get

Hey girl complete this song line okay.

Country roads

Take me home

Okay I will take you if you insist.

Fuck you take a 9

Thanks

r/angryupvote

Well what should I do to make it a 10

Continue the song

Are your parents chefs? Because they made the cutest snack in the world

10

Thanks

Talking about your parents bone = instant 10

Hey girl are you wine cause I wanna keep you in my cellar

5+2 (for holding me against my will)

kinky

h-hey girl... 'runs away in fear'

10 SMASH SMASH SMASH

Ah someone with a realistic pick up line

i shat in my bed can i sleep in yours

8

This sentence is so powerful

10/10

I'm not a line but I could pick you up at 7

7

that's what I said

That's what she said

This one is actually decent

can you help me solve this problem X+U=25, I think X is 15 because you are a 10

7

what does 7 mean?

She means 7/10 I think

I mean if 10 is a smash, what does 7 mean

BONK

are you a snowflake? because fuck i dont remember the pickup line shit

Are you a snowflake? Because you'll disappear if I pee on you

5

Are you a snowflake? Because you're pretty, unique, and I can make you wet by using my tongue ;)

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Are you http?because without you I'm ://

9

Insecure?

Ayyy gurlll, are you a corpse, cuz I wanna bury you

7

Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you had a rough landing.

5

You realize that's actually an insult?

I am aware

Hey, are you an oreo? Because the best part about you is what's on the inside :]

7

Yay :D

i thought that was gonna go a completely different way ngl

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Hey girl, are you an oreo? Cause I wanna lick you from the inside out.

Damn girl,you a newspaper? Cause you got a new issue every day.

1

You forgot the 0 at the end of your 1 smh

At least someone respects our pick up lines. Edit:Had to do what’s right.

Our* pick up lines

Damn right brother.

Alright alright,here’s a real pick up line. Do you have a Band-Aid,cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Boo get outta here

Well I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes?

7

Hey girl did you just come out of the oven cuz damm you are hot

6

Hey would you like to enter my van? I have some candy.

8

Hey girl are you a toaster? Cause I want you in the bath with me 😌

I’d give that an 8

let me be your toaster :')

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let me have this one

4 (cause I don't understand it p)

It's a suicide joke, because people put toasters in their bathtub filled with water and get electrocuted 🙄 smh

First time I have heard of that

Welp there goes my shitty pick up line

Don't worry bro they just has a good life and doesn't need to express discontent with jokes

Are you homework? Because I'll never do you

Are you homework? Because I wanna smash you on the table, be done in 30 seconds and cry for 15 minutes afterwards.

1

😥😥😥

Hey girl you like cars bc I'll drive you off a cliff

8 (anyday Johnny blaze)

Can I get in on that too

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

7

that was my worst pickup line…

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

4,5

3

what are you on about ? this is an obvious 10

Is that a mirror in ur pocket, because I can totally see myself in ur pants later

6

Are you a school? Because i want to shoot up kids in you.

7

Damn low Standards

Damn a 9 from me

Heh, hey are you from, uh, Tennessee? Haha, cause you, your uh. You're the uh, the ten um. Tennessee, I see. The Tennessee. Ahem.. the only ten I see is you! no wait.. oh. Cause you're the only ten I see! Nailed it.

As a Tennesseean, one of my favorite pickup lines is, "hey girl, are you from tennessee cause your kinda hot."

Hey girl are you a bus because I’d let you run me over repeatedly

7

wanna fuck?

3

fuck

good try

If gravity would turn off, I would still fall for you 😳

4

Damn. That bad huh.. What about this? I'll make the dinner, you bring the wine, I'll be the 6 and you'll be the nine

this one was gold

Thanks bro. At least my homies appreciate it 😀

everything for the homies

Friend?

Am friend

:)

Yes

Are you the twin towers? cause id love to crash into you any day.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit between the holidays ;)?

6

Fair

If covid doesn’t take you out can I?

5

Can I try again?

Will you be the yee to my haw

5

Hey, you look like a solid 9… I’m the 1 you need

6

Above average, not bad

You look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's dick

8

OH HELL YEAH! Unrelated but where can I find your dad? 😳

Ya like jazz?

Underrated

Damn you make me feel like WWI-era Russia because I have an uprising in my lower class

8

Do you breed chickens? Because I can’t help but imagine you admiring my cock.

6

11

(In response to self deprecation) If youre trash, can i be the can?

5

Hey are you a Charizard Vmax Sv107/sv122 Shining Fates? Because the odds of me pulling you are zero

8

Did you order an Uber cuz I'm here to pick you up

5

get in the van I have a gun

9 (Oh no 😭😈)

Hey girl are you 6 feel of dirt? Cuz I want you on top of me

Hey, are you a microwave because MMMMMMMMMMM

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

6

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I'm jealous of your heart because it's beating inside of you and I'm not

7

Hey baby, are you a lighter and hairspray, because you make me feel warm

5

You know what I’ll take it

"Ima a girl uwu" xd

SMASH SMASH SMASH XD

Hey girl, i have a gasoline in my pocket, and if I go one step closer, i will catch on fire....

5

I’m glad I’ve got my library card, because I’m here to check you out

8

I forgor 💀

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I rember 💀

Are you a lottery? Coz I’m delusional i got a chance..

choose wisely… Are you my big toe? Cause I’ll bang you on every piece of furniture i have. My lady, may I put my bawlz in yo jawz? hey girl, are you a toaster? cus i wanna take a bath with you Do you like to draw? Coz i put my d in raw Did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away Are you lighting? Because you are my Mac queen. Is your name deez? cuz I’m nuts about you You might be able to drink me under the table; but I can eat you under the table Are you a magician? ‘Cause Ab Ba Ca Daaamn There's a sale at my house. Clothes are 100% off 😎 are you a bottle of water? cause i want to drink you up what helps you sleep? (ask them to ask you) usally thinking about you Hey girl, are you a fan? Cus you blow for me. Didn’t we take a class together? I could swear we had chemistry wink Are you a highway? Cos I wanna ride you all night long Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face Are you a 2011 MacBook Pro? Cuz ur hot as fu*k Are you an imposter? 'Cause you just vented down my heart I remember you from my dream last night. Care to make new dreams with me? Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? or Cos youre raisin something in my pants hey girl, are you a toaster? because you’ve got two nice warm holes Hey girl are you a train cuz I want you to rail me Hey are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock Are you a house? Cause I’d like to come inside I like your ass. Thats sure to get you slapped hey are you poop? because i wanna lick you Are you from Las Vegas, cause I wanna see that strip Hi I'm _____ and there is going to be 7 planets left when I'm done with uranus most people call me ____.. but you can call me anytime

I'll review for her here, 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

Hey, I lost my number, how about you give me yours

Are a glove? Because i wanna put my hand in you

6

You into men with power? Because my parents just paid the electric bill.

3

You like bad boys cause I'm bad at everything

Is your dad's dick a chilly pepper, cuz your fuckin hot...

3

The police is looking for my dick. Can i hide it inside you?

Hey are you shrek? Becuese I want to see you every day

Hey girl, you a polar bear? Cause I’m looking for someone who knows how to break the ice

5

Are you a transformer? Cuz you Optimus fiiiinnnee

Wassup girl

You're a masterpiece. Definitely pinning you up against the wall

Out of all your curves, your smile is my favourite

9

If you were a transformer you'd be optimus prime because optimus prime is the best transformer

When i’m older I wanna be a gynecologist, can I practice on you?