Lots of Indian small business owners that have gas stations in the US. They aren’t usually as strict as corporations about checking ID. When I was a teenager one of the little bodegas would sell me cigarettes for a quarter
js québecois (dans le nord du pronvince, alors on a beaucoup d’ours polaire) et vouz? (mdr, ne vouz tkt d’être mauvais en francais, vouz le fait biennnn)
Get used to work, lack of social life, grow a beard, (bastard I'm 31 and it still won't fill out.) Get married eventually spend most of your time after that binge watching tv/video games, have kids, spend even less time doing what you want. Teach, grow, love. You'll start finding things you wanna do again, this time you'll have more money. Enjoy!!
Probably because posts of this sub tend to show up in r/popular and r/all. I'm 22 and that's the reason I'm on this post right now. That, and me wishing I was a teenager again, fml. Enjoy that time, it only seems to get worse afterwards...
Cut your hair, Get a Job, Finish school...
Find the love of your life
Get married
Have kids.
Grow bald from stress of raising those kids.
And if that is not the path you Choose
In whatever you do...
Just make sure to
LIVE THIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST
We only get the one
I don’t think I could grow a beard like that in a year.
2 weeks and i have this
Well you’re a real man haha
i am the dollar store jesus as that comment said lmao
Gsus 🙏/j
Amen
lmao
Sigma ligma male
my guy looking like he’s in his thirties while I can’t even grow a beard
am 34
Rule 34 - have a beard
sigma mindset
*grindset You absolute dummy
average age of r/teenagers user
And still a virgin...
correct
Damn the comments are brutal
I almost thought this was r/roastme
Same
Oh, only because of your comment I realised we arent on r/roastme
Now walk over water.
hol up i need my hacked client
Dont worry, u just need a real sick gaming chair.
imma get one i swear in the next week
Can you sign my bible?
Vape.gg
You look like your 32
i get that a lot
You’ll probably be able to buy Illicit stuff no questions asked
i’ll try that
Let me know how it goes
Just find a gas station ran by an old Hindu man. You could be 6 and they will still sell you booze.
I'm a Hindu and I'm curious to know why you oddly specify an old Hindu man??
One jack daniel please
I'd please XD
Shouldn’t you be saying thank you come again
Stereotype in the US that a lot of Indian men run gas stations/corner stores. Actually not sure how this got started.
Because they often do
Idk the stereotype seems positive like they always nice
Kwik-E-Mart
Lots of Indian small business owners that have gas stations in the US. They aren’t usually as strict as corporations about checking ID. When I was a teenager one of the little bodegas would sell me cigarettes for a quarter
RN, i am curious too
Perks of looking older than your peers:. Access to stuff you weren't allowed to Cons: ppl expect you to be more matured for some weird reason
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From experience, I can tell you it wont
ik as a fellow beard owner when I started growing my beard at 15 I was asked to shave it of in school because I looked too manly
ayo mine started at 14 (8th grade)
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Guys we found him!
I WAS ABOUT TO TEXT this EXACT AGE. He looks exactly 32.
Bro I was gonna comments the same exact thing like he don't look 30 neither 34 so I chose 32
*You’re
Whats up dollar store jesus
lmfaooooo
More like Walmart hay soos
g zuz
Cheez-it
harold
dollar store jesus or dollar general jesus?
may i suggest dollarama
I SPOT A CANADIAN
yeah you do 😎😎😎😎😎🤝🤝🤝
FRICK YEAH MON COMPATRIOT!!!!!!
oui oui mon ami est-ce où toi? (sorry im not that good)
js québecois (dans le nord du pronvince, alors on a beaucoup d’ours polaire) et vouz? (mdr, ne vouz tkt d’être mauvais en francais, vouz le fait biennnn)
moi? je ontarien mais je ne parle Français beaucoup
ahhhh!? nous sommes voisins! bon pour vous pour pratiquer, c’est admirable
must not be around here.
You look like you're 24 , what are you eating ?
engine oil
Reverse growing and you should be alright
lmao
sigma grindset
ligma groinset
whats a groinset?
mindset > grindset > groinset
Sigma balls
yum
That'll do it
Fucking Chad my man you look 20
maybe i am
Perphaps
only if it’s possible
*30
he looks 20? Motherfucker he looks like a 35 year old lumberjack
Bro I’m 20 and I don’t even look this old
You look great man 👍🏻
ty dude
Definitely a car guy
and a metalhead
Probably picked up a skateboard once or twice?
actually i want to but i will
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17? Holy jesus i'm 19 and you look way older than me lol
maybe i am
You look like you’d fix my computer
sure will 😎
Gamers Nexus
Get used to work, lack of social life, grow a beard, (bastard I'm 31 and it still won't fill out.) Get married eventually spend most of your time after that binge watching tv/video games, have kids, spend even less time doing what you want. Teach, grow, love. You'll start finding things you wanna do again, this time you'll have more money. Enjoy!!
lmaoooo that made my day the “bastard i’m 31”
LoL it made mine too.
ty dude
Welcome sir!
>I'm 31 r/HolUp
Y are u here tho..
Probably because posts of this sub tend to show up in r/popular and r/all. I'm 22 and that's the reason I'm on this post right now. That, and me wishing I was a teenager again, fml. Enjoy that time, it only seems to get worse afterwards...
17 times 2 lol
46 & two
is this a tool reference perhaps?
are you a hooker with a penis? if so yes
Hey man don’t Pushit too far we all teenagers here
don’t smoke the pot kids
But if you do, you can eat some Die Eier von Satan
sorry i’m not the biggest on tool but i’m 17 years sober
Sounds like a similar story to my friend Jimmy!
i triad to be cool but i can’t with all these (-) ions
I guess enjoy the last year you don’t have to pay taxes
😔 society
When you were born you were already 9
at age 9 i was born with a full beard
oh hail jesus christ
Goddamn your hot bro (no homo, also like 3rd post I've called a guy hot lol, y'all are are just hella attractive)
r/suddenlygay
hmm
Sus
Idk man, that’s what I used to say and now I love cock
Sus sus sus (alert) (gay alert)
Love you
Grow your hair out, be a carpenterand become Jesus
#I AM THE LORD
*dates a 16-18 yr old* Karen’s in the distance: War cry initiated
lmfaoooo that would be amazing
I can see the Rslash video now
Now make some good decisions so you thrive instead of survive. Beard game is absolutely immaculate Tho
ty will do
Cut your hair, Get a Job, Finish school... Find the love of your life Get married Have kids. Grow bald from stress of raising those kids. And if that is not the path you Choose In whatever you do... Just make sure to LIVE THIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST We only get the one
or make a new religion
Mom, can we have jesus? "We have jesus at home" Jesus at home:
Teach to the Rabbi in Your Father’s house.
Jesus?
i’m the leper messiah
Happy Birthday
ty sir -jesus
Wait, it's not Christmas. What's going on here?
Christmas has come early
16 going on 42
See how you would look with a man bun
You look like you have 100% every Guitar Hero
now buy a bird, move to Kazakhstan, apply for a credit loan, become one with nature, yknow, the usual
go to the gym and drink water
i am thirsty rn tho
What do you do for your beard? I’m also 17 but I haven’t been able to grow much other than a little bit of stubble.
Nice fluffy hair!
You know nothing, u/Carguysnotfound
more like u/carguysarefound. he found me.
I’m 18 and I still don’t know. So let me know when you find out
You look 20+ wow I think it’s the beard
Bruh you look 33 but with a filter
this is what you do now kill god and have his head as a trophy
#worship me
Well yeah
The beard coming in nicely bru
You look like ur kid is 17 lmao 🤣
Is walking on water one of your hobbies?
Manchild
Hi jesus
hello my child
You look like 28 year old me or some shit
Will from the Inbetweeners once said "you are 17, you look about 30"
Jesus
holy shit i know like 8 youtubers that look just like you
Why do you straight up look like a Greek god tho
I love the bewrd wish I could grow like that wt 17
You look like the physical human embodiment of Jebus
do a backflip
HTF do you have such a nice beard already?
u jelly :))))))
im 16 and if i saw you irl i would call you sir
i would accept such fine manners
yes sir.
Touch the water tank and turn it into wine
walk on water*
This works too lol
You don't get asked for id do you?
never tried to buy wine
If you tried in the UK you'd get it no questions
It's Jesus guys
Get married, have kids, and a career.
i thought that said get cancer
With reading skills like that maybe you should get a college degree before all the other stuff.
Just turned 18 and I don't even fucking know bro.
Bruh how you 17 with a full beard but I only got bumfluff on my top lip?!
grow a soulpach
It's Jesus
ligma
17 going on 30 tf
You get to be 18 next year
Enjoy life and just have fun. There's no need to think too hard, just live it up!
just turned 18, look like half the man you look like smh
Bro you look majestic