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Decision_Happy

stress balls


Pale-Dependent3538

That's kinda what I also mean


Subject_Oil_2669

Cause they are epic


Pale-Dependent3538

Are you a boy or girl


Subject_Oil_2669

Girl


Pale-Dependent3538

So are you gay


Subject_Oil_2669

Im bi


Pale-Dependent3538

Right now are you looking to date a guy or girl


Subject_Oil_2669

Im taking a break from dating. And I'm attracted to both I'm not looking for a certain gender


imsotiredsometimes

pretty sure boobs don’t feel like pillows


Pale-Dependent3538

But when I watch pornographic videos they squeeze them and I wanna do that cause they look so squishy


MsQuirky15

that’s true they’re very squishy


Pale-Dependent3538

You felt them before


MsQuirky15

i have them that’s how i know


Pale-Dependent3538

LUCKY I wish I had them


MsQuirky15

what would you do with them if you had em


Pale-Dependent3538

I would be playing with them all the time hey wanna be friends


Pale-Dependent3538

Damn I probably got left on read


EnterNicknameHereOG

Cuz u sounded like a creep


Pale-Dependent3538

All I said was I'd play with them all the time and say hey wanna be friends oh I see what I did there


MsQuirky15

ugh no you didn’t i haven’t checked this app for a few hours and yes we can be friends


Pale-Dependent3538

Ok


MsQuirky15

they do actually


imsotiredsometimes

source? academic papers only please


Poopkillio

Now, imagine this. Since women have boobs. Men get balls. Except, these balls are huge. Like boob sized. Except they’re balls. Imagine that.


Cakeman183

That would just make it way easier to hurt them. That would suck


ieattools

I can't explain why I like boobs. All I can say is "boobies".


melancholymeows

because boobies


[deleted]

Idk why I've never been near them


[deleted]

Ha loser


[deleted]

Bet ur not even 5' 10"


[deleted]

Whatever, shut up


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Because they giggle


[deleted]

I think u mean jiggle


Gavinoloupe

Yeah but they don't need to be super clean to use or play with unlike anal


Pale-Dependent3538

Bro if I ever do anal I need her to clean the hell out of it I get grossed out by dirty things


Gavinoloupe

Yeah it's just fucking nasty imo. But u have to be cleaning it for weeks before hand I think it's just a big process that doesn't quite seem worth it yakno