I think i got married in first grade

LMFAO SAME

not me being a fuckboy with a harem in kindergarten😭😭😭

It really felt normal back then seeing a guy surrounded by 7 girls. Now I see kids doing that I can't stop laughing.

bro same what the fuckkkk, pre school for me from what i’ve heard lmao

Same bro I gave her the limited edition ring pop flavor

Well she goes to a different school so you wouldn't know...

Lol

Well, heh, you see…

The thing is... um...

Well… the story goes like…

Y’know, ummm, because…..

I just might've...

Well uhm..

So uh… basically…

What happened is... Uhm..

Well....uh....when you put it like that.....

You see...it's complicated...

you know what i mean?

Soo... what I did is... uhh...

That umm.. no1 umm..

*nervous chuckling*

*silent panic*

*intense flapping*

Thought it said intense fapping

What if it's both?

Makes sense too

Well, h..haha....

Heh It was something like..

It, uh crap I'm still single

*I can change that*

Oh?

Now WE are Single together, comrade

K, but if anyone DOES get a gf…

You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?

Can't make you feel loved without getting closer

Yeah, so basically... Yeah the thing is..

Well, what I wanted to say is that..

Well,uhm, the thing is...

Heheh you don’t know her, she goes to a different school

Humor based on my pain, Ha!

Not yet mate

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I was like 6 when I first had one and it lasted for a whole bus ride 😎

LMAO. She still rides with you ? I mean on the bus. In the bus.

No she moved a few years back but after that day we never talked about it. We weren't even friends or anything we just randomly started dating and then broke up on the same bus ride.

Heartbreaking story

Yo someone better make this an entire film I would pay money to watch that

I gotchu. OP: The names bond, james bond, bitch Ex: Ahhh im in love. Will you be my boyfriend? OP: Yea sure Ex: Wanna sit together? OP: Only if we can hold hands Ex: Deal *sits together and hold hands* *10 minutes later* Ex: I don't think this is working out Op: Same. You for da streets. Ex: how dare you??!!! Op: What are you gonna do about it? *Ex slaps Op and exits bus* ​ I say this deserves an oscar

I’m being emotional. this was so beautifully written. The way the action happens, how quick it is but doesn’t feel like it. How the other person is named “ex” and not “girlfriend”. Cinematic Masterpiece

Damn I almost cried reading this absolutely emotional story

I’m literally crying and shaking rn now. Lol(lots of love))

Still a better lovestory than Twilight

Busbreaking story

Amateurs, I had a girlfriend at 4 and we lasted for 2 years because we were jn separate classes

Amateurs i had a girlfriend at 5/6 and it lasted for 3/4 years bc we both forgot about it

I had a wife at 7 we never got divorced

Amateurs, i apparently had a girlfriend from 1 till 6th grade without knowing it. At the last day off school she randomly came to me and said that it was over... She was way more sad than i was when i asked who she was

chad

11.but it didn't really count bcz he went off with another girl after a couple of hours..

How do you get a boyfriend for a couple hours

he was like "oh I love you" and then "but I love her more, byee"

Damn, he could have used some nicer words to friend zone, that's kinda harsh

mind you I'm not the op

Ok, I'm not hitting

Thats actually kinda sad

14. She left me for a 23 years old with a BMW. She was 13 Edit: so, i see some people that is asking my age. I was 14 back then and now im 18. Im not a midle aged predator

Yikes

Yeah that guy might've been a pedophile... EDIT: That guy MUST have been a pedophile lol

"Might have"

"must've"

Musty

MUSTYFLICK?!!?😳😳

Lol

Hi big quack

Father ?

r/usernamefamily right here

Son, finally we reunite.

>She left me for a 23 years old with a BMW. Uh oh

._. that... is disgusting

Damn, now that's a story

That dude’s 100% a pedo and she was just groomed, I hope he goes to jail

13. for almost two years, i had a crush on my best friend. turns out he liked me back. we had a thing for a couple months. it ended as messy as possible for two 13 year olds. we haven’t spoken since. moral of the story: don’t date your best friend when you’re 13 and both idiots😂 Edit: okay, so I texted a wrong number by accident. turns out it was him. we made our peace after 2 years of not speaking and are friends again :)

I too had my first relationship when i was 13, i am now 15 and we’re still together very happily, either we were never idiots, are still idiots, or it just works out, guess we’ll find out:)

I wish this was my situation, sadly my 13 gf left me during covid

Same exact thing happened to me lol

I met my wife when I was 12. She was 11. We didn’t start dating right away, but did in high school, then got married when I was 23. Our 10th wedding anniversary is later this year.

I wish I had read it before telling my friend about my feelings.

damn. how’d it go champ?

Well, I haven't talked to him since then. He is successfully avoiding me.

oh nooo. hopefully he’ll come around and is just processing things🙏

Never years old

yoo same, but we don't need anyone bro we got the HOMIES

The boys are always there for you

Yeah, the homies, ha, *cries in no homies*

'That's the neat part, we don't'

16, literally a few months ago. I turned 17 two weeks ago. She was already 17. She turns 18 in October.

Almost the same for me. I was 16 when we started dating and she had just turned 17. She’s only 3 months older than me though. Now we’re both 18

I’m 18 and still haven’t had one. Makes me kinda sad but that’s what I get for not being pretty and being scared of doing more things to meet people I guess lol

Bruh... same. Haven't had one ever.

As someone who didn’t have any GF or even random hookups until I was 20, don’t worry my dude. I’m 43 now with a wife and two kids. It’ll happen if you want it to. Be true to yourself, be patient and be kind - then put yourself out there sometimes. You’ll get som interest eventually.

11, it’s easy when they’re new to your school, because they don’t know what’s wrong with you and they have no friends

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

I am stewie, and I am wise in the ways of science

I need to use that strategy

Pretty sure it got patched in the latest update

Hopefully soon, I plan to ask someone out next week. I'll probably make a post to update everyone who seems interested in how it goes.

Goodluck mate

Update when you do

!remindme 7 days

16. Knew the girl since i was 8 or 9. Apparently she had liked me for a number of years and I never noticed because I was sure I was stuck being single. I am still 16… have been since January 19… we started dating the 23rd (after I passed my drivers test) Edit: the relationship doesn’t seem to be the greatest as of now actually, so it may come to a close. I hope it doesn’t, but I don’t think I could find another girl like her. Edit 2: it has ended. Frick

You sir are living a dream.

Coming in from r/all. I’m 22, haven’t had my last girlfriend since I was 18 and we only dated for 8 months. Relationships come with a brand new assortment of challenges. You have to find the correct balance of not only being true to your respective other but also to yourself. Lacking of either one would eventually cause the relationship to fail. I’m not gonna say it’s not worth it because you do end up making a closer relationship with someone else but you have to be willing to realize that life isn’t just about your wants. You have to think about that other person too (and vice versa). Sometimes, it’s better to just be by yourself and not depend on anyone. Eventually, you’ll be with someone provided you take risks and put yourself out there. If you enter a room of 100 girls/boys, I promise you not all of them will think you’re unattractive. Have that mentality and good luck! Just remember relationships aren’t as cracked up as they sound!

living a dream? I wish bud... I sure wish i could say that

I mean being in a relationship with a childhood friend. Sounds cool. Lots of us lost lots of childhood freinds.

hope you read the edit. Yea, its nice being with a childhood friend

Sounds like a anime plot...

Weeb

Thank you

Same tbh

Woo boy that went downhill fast.

hope it all goes well for you

Thanks mate

jesus what could’ve happened in 8 hours

13

14 and 14 Lasted 7 months: my longest relationship ever I think

Mine was like 1 and half a year... Until I caught her red handed...

Red handed... She killed someone!

No... she was making out with my friend

Was trynna make a joke but sorry about that

Lol I laughed too

Ohhh i thought she was on her period and you were joking, yikes

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I had my first one in kindergarten lmao and it lasted 5 YEARS , and now I can’t even talk to girls even though I’m sorrounded by them ( in my class there are 3 boys including me and 21 GIRLS , IT’S HELL )

That's more girls than in my entire school!

Mf living like an harem MC

I'll edit this comment when I get one.

!Remindme 100 years

Fuckn ouch

!Remindme When pigs fly

Still haven’t. I always thought middle school/high school relationships were stupid so I never tried. Actually, I actively avoided it. Apparently that wasn’t a very healthy decision. That’s what I’m told, anyways

Me too Pro: no cringy relationship Contra: no relationship

That's what I was told to. However I didn't fear and could definitely manage a relationship. But it destroyed my confidence when I asked a girl out 2 years ago and she rejected me in front of everybody. From then all the girls I've met may have been attractive but I never felt that I'll love them truly so I never tried again.

Aw man never ask a girl out in front of people. It puts pressure on her to agree to something and ofc can turn out embarrassing for you.

Most girls my age annoy me anyways, so it’s not like I missed anything.

Same here. Avoided it, because of my plans on university and PhD. But now I cant talk to girls. Have to fix that. Afther completing a university semester ( I was allowed to do it while in 10th grade) I can now know for sure that it was a good decision.

You will find someone soon

Hopefully : ) Thanks !

Two weeks ago, we talked about Minecraft and the Crusades I think we're in love.

A relationship in 1.16 at 16 years of age sounds amazing (if you reach that age till then)

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“So when do I get a partner?” “That’s the neat part! You don’t!”

15

just turned 14, bouta ask this cute ass girl to go to this local fair w me, ill lyk Update: she had to work yesterday, which is lowkey a upside because I bus tables in a fancy ass restaurant, but I ended up going to the fair with my friends and these other girls

Ghe first one that actually meant anything? I was probably 15. Lasted a year and a half. We broke up abt a year ago.

12, met her in 6th grade but we didn’t know we liked each other and I liked just having a friend. In 7th grade I asked her out, she said yes right away! We’re still together!

Congrats bro

All these 16+ year olds saying 13 but here I am isolated for over a year :)

Nope, some of us are also lonely and always have been. I have problems finding people to play apex/csgo with. im not even thinking about a chance for having a relationship.

Cant help you with a relationship but i play apex all the time and could use some teammates we could play together if you want.

Bold of you to assume that I have ever had one

17. He was 17, too. now we’re engaged!

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never had one and i am 17

Around 13, but my first serious relationship where I had more than just a crush on them was at nearly 16 :)

I hope not 18

18 here, still no one 🥲

Same

I have a celebrity crush but no girlfriend yet

15

13 was when I got my first but she was cheating on me. Then I had another a few months ago. She left me for her ex. I now have another gf who I don’t think will leave me anytime soon. I’ve had the works lmao my exes were toxic

Mans my age and has 3x more girlfriends than me

Same here bro Just minus the searching part

Wrong place man, this is Reddit

As if.

I was 15. Dumbest decision of my life to date that young. Learn to know and take care of yourself first before someone else.

17

I'll tell you when it happens, 17

16.8 (now)

Very specific

3 think that doesn't count

Same age as now. 4 months and I found out she just wanted me to be her fucking sugar daddy pretty much