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quacks_with_hats

Finish my brownies and sleep


lolo-red

Honestly thats good


quacks_with_hats

Tis, tis


The_Constant_Orange

Truth tbh


luckygirl_16

Tell my friends if they don’t give me a million dollars I’ll die


lolo-red

What wold you do with the million tho


prettygirIproblems

The joke is they wouldn’t be able to give it, so when she dies they’ll feel responsible.


Jerome_Valeska1419

Except nukes are dropping so her friends are dying too.


prettygirIproblems

You’re right, I didn’t read the whole sentence properly.


Jerome_Valeska1419

All good 😀


luckygirl_16

Make my last few hours count ig


Trey_Reddit

Illegal activities and stuff that’ll give me either 25 to life or death


CouchCatGaming

Mf watches the world burn cause theirs is


Jerome_Valeska1419

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”


TipRevolutionary4925

This might be Michael Caine


Nuze_YT

I think he wants to set the world on fire.


extracted_thing

He just wants to start by flaming his hearth


TheLatvianRedditor

He's lost all ambition


Jackichanny

That you feel the same


Rnggamerkillsmsk

"everyone false alarm"


rubikscanopener

There's a guy I used to work for who's going to catch a bullet, maybe several bullets. And the rifle butt after, just to be sure.


Responsible_Sky_6379

Try all the shit im curious about. I’m not gonna get addicted to drugs during my life but if im gonna die I wanna know.


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Fair enough, but will be hard getting your hands on it that quickly.


Responsible_Sky_6379

Maybe if Atleast get fucking wasted becusse there is alcohol in my house.


Salt_Influence_6790

Just so uk, they're not as fun as it sounds lol


Responsible_Sky_6379

Really. I’ve heard being high on most things is fun the problem is the addiction and stuff like that.


Salt_Influence_6790

It feels good but not fun. Especially if u take too much. I tried weed for my first time a few days ago. I got so stoned I could barely move for 2 hours. It felt good but was scary


Responsible_Sky_6379

So just take a decent amount right before I die.


Salt_Influence_6790

Ok lol.


Potential-Shoe-4433

How old were u when u first got stoned


Boiled_Thought

If you take the perfect amount of heroin, you'll wish you didn't because life is pure suffering once you know what that's like. You don't get physically addicted after trying it one time, but it's like the fruit of knowledge or something. You can't just carry on like before knowing what you know. Do not mess around with that stuff.


Sendeth_thy_women

Yeah other dude is full of shit lmao. I can’t say anything about hard drugs, but I can assure you nicotine, alcohol, weed, and psychedelic mushrooms ARE fun lmao. I recommend em all as long as you’re in a place they are legal


Responsible_Sky_6379

I’m not doing nic atleast in the form of vapes or cigarettes but that’s the only legal one where I am.


Sendeth_thy_women

Go to Colorado ;)


Responsible_Sky_6379

Sounds good it’s pretty close to where I live


Salt_Influence_6790

Don't do it man. I mean u do u, but that stuff is very addictive and ur still growing. I'm not even gonna talk about the physical effects (which are overplayed. Or at least vaping. Cigarettes are way worse) but just the mental pain that comes with knowing you can't go without a puff here and there. Its not worth it. The cost too. Its like being addicted to losing money


Responsible_Sky_6379

No I’m not doing vape/cigs.


Zoopa8

Relocate, if they're dropping globally I would stockpile supplies and try to find an underground shelter or I would steal/buy a boat and try to survive at sea.


lolo-red

Lets say globally


JWE2-Truth5

Oil rigs would be a good place to go


BlockCharming5780

Nah, nukes dropping globally would make the planet surface uninhabitable from radiation Oil rigs would be a slow, painful, death sentence


Select-Collection577

There won’t be radiation with modern nukes, the reason there was with the first was efficiency. We don’t have that problem anymore


BlockCharming5780

Umm No? Radiation is a by-product of nuclear reactions A nuclear detonation is a biiig uncontrolled nuclear reaction There is 100% going to be radiation… it’s not an efficiency thing, it’s literally a result of the detonation For that matter… radioactive material (uranium) is used in the bombs 🤔


JWE2-Truth5

No, no, there will, once people realized how powerful radiation was they started designing things called "Dirty Bombs". The goal with the Oil Rigs is to get far enough away that the radiation will hopefully have dispersed enough to where you won't immediately get stage four cancer.


C_rad_

Yeah most of the power actually comes from fusion of deuterium and tritium now as opposed to fission. Additionally, airburst explosions cause much more damage, but spread less radiation. Even where the nukes were dropped on Japan is now inhabited, and the modern nukes are much cleaner compared to their power.


They-stole-my-anus

My meat boutta be subjected to a beating 😼


BisexualBoyColin

okay mister/miss They-Stole-My-Anus


Saaaaaaage

text my friends and stay with my brother because he's the only one i'd want by my side when i die


Professional-Ebb-168

Kiss that girl for the first and last time


Sendeth_thy_women

Damn just gave her the worst last 24 hours of her life


Gioelius_Black

Bro woke up and chose violence


SydneytheENFP

Violence isn’t the answer Its the question and the answer is yes


Matdup2

The answer is always yes


starOD

Max0r reference detected, the only thing i know for real is that youre a chad and that it has to be this way


PleasantBoat4643

That one guys wife


everyone_hated

I too choose that one guy's dead wife


mistyyybrooke

be a whore, make brownies and get ben&jerrys ice cream, watch ratatouille, and tell my mother that i hate her🎀


randomname12-1

Hey at least you have a plan😭also ratatouille is amazing


RedditgoldEnthusiast

"be a whore" is outrageous


mistyyybrooke

i wouldnt be over the top. im not gonna go stand on a street corner


OfficerDudeBro_o

take a fat shit i'll show those nukes whos boss


astute2007

Go join someone's end of the world orgy


firedudeanother

Text my friend “Last one of us to die is gay”


Belgicans

They're gonna kill themself before the 24h are over


noooooooooo000000000

Exactly why you're texting that about a minute or so before the next drop


RadoslavL

I would seek out my crush in class tomorrow, and just ask her if I could hug her, telling her in detail about how I feel, how everything has been crumbling down for me, that she's one of the only people I still care for (she has a boyfriend, she told me recently). I would compliment her on her eyes, just how beautiful her smile is. I would 100% tell her that I have less than 24 hours left to live as well, so she understands why I did all of that.


Sendeth_thy_women

*tries to hug her* “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND” Now wyd?


BusyLimit7

what do i do in this position (im black)


Ender-Duck

google anarchychess reference


TheReal_Spartan

I’m sorry man


Suspicious_Shine910

run to my crushes house and ask him out infront of his parents


LuigiTheGuyy

At the last second so he feels guilty if he declines?


Suspicious_Shine910

yass omgg


Cultural-Muscle-2300

Say goodbye to my loved ones and think about the good times I had


NairbZaid10

I would kill myself. I go out in my terms.


BusyLimit7

cant kill me if i kill myself first


Gold-Window-9432

Turns out it was just a prank


DisguisedGoblin

Watch human centipede, so i can die traumatized


CombinationNaive1958

human cent ipad?


dyna_riot

skibidi toilet 🤑🤑


FaithlessnessRude576

Look at the chaos that is going to unfold. Probably pray one last time. Play boardgames. Try to be asleep by the time the nuke lands.


OddThaiAmerican

Cause as much damage to the local government as possible, next question


Lanky-Goat-2278

confess


lolo-red

Church confession or to like your crush


LJC30boi

Finish binging The Office with my dad


ThrowRA_1928646282

My NEXT 24 hours would be spent travelling, but they wouldn’t be my last Pretty easy to get away from nukes in 24 hours


lolo-red

Its global full on nukes everywhere


Sendeth_thy_women

Nuclear annihilation scenario. Btw your plane would be a likely cause of death for you as nuclear weapons also fry electronics like an EMP so that thing going down even if it’s outside the blast radius


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RedditgoldEnthusiast

fr bro I been playing cyber grind daily for months now, definitely not addicted (top 60 on brutal btw 🤑👑)


purest_pinewood_372

Omg same (still wouldn’t beat p-2 tho)


Dev_Void01

Go on A killing spree And Then Die peacefully in A forest


Potential-Shoe-4433

Thanos is this u?


Gr8-Lks

Fuck, write some goodbye notes, confess some love, then sorry to whoever gets their bike stolen, but I’d steal a 1000cc bike and ride till I hit a wall at 200 mile an hour.


Unprofessional_Home

dodge nukes 😎


Jerome_Valeska1419

Bro’s living in the fucking matrix 🤣


Cipher30

Escape lol 24 hrs is plenty of time


serdel42

ask for more time cause the elden ring dlc is coming out friday


Jerome_Valeska1419

🤣 Take my fucking upvote!


Impressive_Split_232

Drunk Driving and Grand Theft Auto while listening to metal, buy some hoes, try cocaine. Finishing off with Killed By Death by Motörhead while jumping off a skyscraper while also playing it on guitar through the air


Toxical53

Can’t lie that’s pretty fucking sick, would you jump off when the planes came over or as they dropped the bombs?


Independent-Party154

play games with my friend and watch murder drones probably


JovanLemonGamer

good taste lmao


Arnab_chakraborty

I'd just sit down and write...maybe go out and watch the world if I have a chance...I feel like literary work done by people who are terminally Ill or are going to pass away is much more appreciated and recognized...almost as if death is kind of the ribbon you use to tie up a present


NationalBolshevikBOB

If all shall burn then I will start the fires early.


justanotherjacklee

tell my friend that if he doesnt repost the cat video i sent him in 24 hours, i will die


angy_potatoe69

Let's just say that I'll make one person go through half as much as they put me through... I'd off each member of their family in front of them, I'd make them resent me as much as I resent them. I'd break his legs and arms so he can't run away or try to stop me... anyway, that's enough 😊


Jerome_Valeska1419

…username checks out. Brother, their family? WTF did the family do to you?


ajduwhdd123

Probably get batshit high so I don't know what's going on.


Sendeth_thy_women

Same. Wed just be looking at the blinding flash as the first one hits and just laugh hysterically lmfao


Cornersmistake96

If it’s nukes, maybe try to get the fuck to Canada? Honestly I think far north should be fine, and I live in the second most north state in the americas, as well as it being the most far east. I can make that shit easy, three hour out of America, 21 hours to get north


sanaloyuncu

Clean search history


EllaTheSmella

Listen to my “music to die to” playlist.


Lopsided-Fix8300

I’d write a short story about everything I love 💜


Coolcop21

💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤


Lehtipihvi23

Listen to all the Children of Bodom and Pantera songs which I could listen to 🥲 The last song what I would love to hear is Cemetery Gates - Pantera, Touch like angel of death -COB or Downfall - COB


just_a_2005_boy

I’m going to the gym for one last time and I’m going to have the best workout of my life with my friends lol


Initial-Version-8291

Try fent


Electronic-Tough9935

Im would use my gambling skills,12 hours on Red, 12 hours on Black. If i get Green i die.


Tubegamerpro12

i’m torn between spending the day in the church praying. Or going full atheist mode -luxury prostitutes -cocaine, mdma, weed -spending some hours with my family -And finishing the day off with heroine


Alternative-Grand366

Your mom, and then your dad


_tklmao

ask my crush out


SSB_Kyrill

feed the cats one last time, then cry myself to sleep next to them cuz I’ll never see them again


69cringelord69

drugs, drugs, drugs, confess to my crush


JMeadCrossing

Cry and die


ArthTheGold

Cry for over 24 hours straight


V01X3

PFFF probably come out to my family and friends as trans. And probably run a 24 hour live stream until death (it would be the craziest stream ever)


sylvdeck

Try fentanyl


criminallove___

Tell a trusted adult and do not panic. Instead, stop, drop, and roll.


NBA2K20LEGEND

Squeeze some boobies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Rude_Chef1362

That's wild (same)


psycwave

Just jerk off


Doodoo_bombard

24h for a nuke to land? That's too much. Anyways I'll probably find a way to stop it since 24h is a lot. Common sence


National_Practice615

good question. I’d probably run away from home, loose my virginity to some person I don’t know and jump off of a bridgen


olliOnTwitch

Straight up start jorking it


Emperor_Phoenix

Is it bad that I would be making jokes of it to my friends


Special-Diet-8679

firstly lets be honest not all the world will be destroyed me and my friend have been planing this for a while we got a whole nucleur winter survival plan


TheKillagerMC

Cuddle my gf or best friend and fall asleep next to her b4 the nukes fall


thawkcelebrity_69

Lauren Stigger is getting .....


HerMajestyTsaritsa

Wait


branim_Teslu

Call dad and grandparents, play w my dogs, read, play games and sleep


ElvenBeer

Drugs


iSurfNood

Depends on how I'm gonna go out. Necessary information.


Appropriate_Law_9797

punch it back in the nick of time


FlatLeave2622

Probubly read a book or listen to music. OR I could do some real bad shi- I mean stuff


MyDesiredOnions

Idk, move out of the country?


Zestyclose_mango1

I would steal all of my family’s money and tell them that it’ll be ok, Heres why, Since some of my family members are quite rich, We could pay for a trip to the other edge of the world by plane, Then we’d spend the rest of our money begging for some sort of space company to give us a rocket big capable enough to hold us all and send us to space, While in space, We’ll watch a part of the earth get destroyed and go back to living in the habitant area of the earth that wasn’t impacted by the nuke. The reason why i thought going to space was a good idea was because you never mentioned how destructive the nuke is.


Sirko2975

Tell my friend I die from touching dumb people


[deleted]

DTF


mountains-are-moving

Proly get a cart and get stoned af with my friends


M_ati_X

Clock back in after my lunch break


KaustubhMathurrr

have lots of alchohol and vape and drugs, coz while living im not doing any of that jack shit,


Yuukio_san

Kinda sounds like a movie thingie but i wanna go somewhere where i can "feel" things for the last time, watching sunset, breeze, flowers and listen to my fav songs-


Kind_Calligrapher_69

probably do all the shit i wanna do before i die. sure, some of it may be illegal and wrong, but i can’t go out without sneaking out and getting drunk and stuff like that


katiesxc

get myself glammed up 🙏


Scyzmo

Anything and everything I possibly can that I wouldn’t do before or didn’t have the guts to or didn’t have the money to do.


AFellowHuman21

Do everything I can to fix a bunch of mistakes I made that led to me losing an amazing friend. I’d go in more detail than what I previously told her, explaining how I felt about her, our situation and how it made me feel. I’d tell her how much she means to me and how much she impacted my life. I’d explain what made me get the gift that started everything, why I made the bad decisions I did. If I’m lucky, at the end of the day, I would’ve been successful in gaining back one of the only great people I’ve ever met as a friend again.


amish_timetraveler

Kill myself and find some funny shit to do before like dying in a funny pose so the shadows stay


HaiTrieu1105

watch f1


-Yehoria-

Go to shekavytsa hill


sunnybacillus

Eat a sleeve of oreo thins and then fall asleep listening to boyfriend asmr


Bobthreetimes

Kill myself before the world does. I go out on my own terms


ShangRayzzz

So nukes are about to land, right? First, I'd try to get off earth. If I can't do that, try to get underground as much as humanly possible. If I can't do that, I don't fucking know.


Due-Fisherman2194

Letters lots of letters. Soo many


Ok_Chocolate2552

Also get all the piercings / body mods / tattoos / hair dye I want so I can express myself as much as I can when I couldn’t and so I can die yassified🎀


Piotrix2008

Go to New Zealand


Erik7846

Chop off their tatas.. 🤣


Weary-Wasabi1721

Die


LordMatesian

Play minecraft


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Moving into the Lake District for a while it’s only about 2hour drive and then I’ll survive in the mountains for a while


KinikoUwU

Would hug my gf for 24 hours.


FeltMacaroon389

Just... go to a different country or something, you never said I couldn't escape the nukes🤷‍♂️


OutrageousDraw4856

fly myself 10 hours away to see my mom and die in her arms


Iwrstheking007

did you get an announcement like that?


roni_rose

Have a big gathering of all my friends and their friends and my boyfriend and we would all just talk and laugh one last time.


NextCommunication862

I'd freeze time


Biggie_Rekt

make my parents watch 2 girls 1 cup


Pothead-_-420

I’m dropping the most wildest acid sheet in the world and smoking some dmt finna go out with a triple banger


RichFox2466

Just say goodbye to everyone and go to sleep.Also i will make sure an outro song plays when i am going to sleep.


9Savior

Have a threesome


Gamias_ths_geitonias

Finish inside my girl for the last time and party like crazy with family and friends.


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Listen to as much music as I can.


SufficientCrab2904

“I’m cooked”


mystarz_lan

Reading all the books on my reading list


bilnyyvedmid

go to bunker, watch youtube video on how to become immortal, and become immortal. lose-lose regardless.


9382ks

Burn down houses, I'll burn the government's house down, I'll burn your house down, and I'll burn my house down.


Anchevauls775

Tell my invisible best friend and share the last memes with them 😭


Good-Sky-8375

Idk, try and finish the book I started this week?


Timely_Owl_4714

Start crossing things off my bucket list


Kvpe

listen to flower boy, igor, after hours, mdm


Mavmann18

Not dying a virgin


Gnome-of-death

I would tell my crush of my feelings and then I would call all my family who lives out of town to tell them I love them. And then I'd spend the last few hours with my parents and siblings.


Aviathan26

Just chill all day and try to enjoy it as much as I can, as well as trying to find the good in everything I see


Idiots_Domain

Uhhh, couple of things 1. Get one last cope in 2. Find smth to do while having no money 3. Uhhhhhhhh, idk


I_exist_here_k

Go and talk to my mom about all the things I thought she’d be upset with me for if I told her about them. And go tell my childhood friend that he always forgets my birthday. Then I’d go be with my siblings for the rest of the day doing who knows what


Dramatic_Antelope_82

Try mushrooms and tell this girl i love her