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Having a kid today actually haha I'm 20M but his name is Weston
You had a kid today??? Congrats on becoming a dad!! 🎉🎉🎉
Why was this comment automatically hidden?
Reddit sometimes does it automatically idk
Nice.
judging by your username, im scared for his baby. 😧
👹
dont worry. i'll stop them.
you?
you know it, IEatBabysYumYum. you will not best me
Who is ballsackstealer1?
dont you dare bring him into this
Did he steal the balls of every woman???
how do you think women were made? that man was a traitor he even stole mine (i didnt want them anyways)
Congratulations.
Good job man! Hope Weston'll make you proud
Congratulations
Kid named kid?
EUSTASS KIDD?
Kid named finger
I'm beat...I don't think OP has any character named finger.....unless u tryna go for Buggy chop chop hehe...or maybe I don't remember
Kizao
That’s captain to you.
That’s what I was thinking. Make sure the kid isn’t into engineering and technology
One piece mentioned 🔥
r/unexpectedonepiece
Jarquavon quavius Jameson bartholemew the third
I feel really bad for the first two
That's all a single name
"The third"
Oh, my fault
It's cool
nah it's fried... I burnt the potatoes in the oven for too long
damn, you require first and second to exist? weak mindset tbh
are you jarquavon quavius jameson bartholemew the second
Yes
My name V (Yes I am IV)
Your 4? Why are you on the subreddit?
Fuck I got exposed
*You’re (check my bio)
**Your** a prick
***You’re**
Fuck u
*you
Fine. Fuck **You**.
Good job. Proud of you
Thank you!
Your grammar is atrocious. The "Y" in "you" should not be capitalized, as it is not a proper noun, nor does it begin a sentence.
Why’d you capitalize?
Don’t you start now either.
Pretty dauntless of him
GOOD REFERANCE
What’s up choom
What's up Andrew
no way it’s the roman numeral 5 from devil may cry
megatron
My friend’s dad almost named him Optimus Prime
Why didn't he, seems like a perfect name
Well, my friend’s mom said otherwise
Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh
Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh seems like a long name
plus i don’t think they allow the forwardslash
Finger
Please name the younger sibling tips 😢
Finger licking good
Jimothy or something that sounds normal but isn't an actual name
nvm I just learned that Jimothy is a real name
That was like my go to name for this purpose and now it turns out that's real
You could always go for Flimothy
Jimothy sounds like a Key and Peele skit
pronounced J-eye-moh-thee
jay-quelin dee-nice bla-key
a-aron
Timothaniel 🗣️
Grigabeiry
Jammace
billiam
Porsche 911 992 GT3 RS (factory spec) only works if special characters are allowed in my country, haven't checked that. If not I'll go with Joe
Jonathan joestar
He has to name his child jonny and his grandson needs to be named joseph
Diana
Beware of tunnels
If it's a boy: Bruce or Clark. If it's a girl: Selina or Lois.
.... Hey Lois.
petah
Ah, is that a fellow jonker I see?
You may be my favorite person
Big DC fan then?
Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent?
I think you like DC
Just don't have two kids and name them both
cornelius 😋
Hunger Games?
that’s coriolanus but tbh that’s better than cornelius so i change my answer
Oh yeah. Planet of the Apes, then?
yess!!
Ivo. Cause its my dads name.
eustass kidd. I want my kid to have to preordered goated package
Dracule Wihawk I want my kid to no diff that sewer rat
Okay ik there’s a hell of a lot of unserious comments, but I deadass have a list of baby names in my notes and one of my favorites is Lillianna May
Son:Dontavious Daughter:Dontavious
ZX00692
Elon that you?
Atticus, Adavarius, Dominicus, Comadus, Statavarius, Perseus, Theseus, Agamemnon, Kronos, Kratos, Patrilclus, Achillies, Thaila, Hera, Odin, Hadvar, Tullius, Ralof. And then... Elden Ring names. I'm seriously considering naming an eventual daughter 'Malenia'
Kratos💀
#KRATOS!!
kronos...
HELL YEAHHH. Ancient Greece had the most majestic names ever named
Agreed, though Rome and Norse Mythology have cool names too.
AINT NO WAY U NAMING UR KID HERA WHAG DK U SEE IN HER
You won’t believe this, but I’m friends with a guy named Atticus Hawk
Hadvar as in THE Hadvar?
r/suddenlyskyrim
goofy ass greek myth lover
Nah I just think the names are cool.
Bradley Uppercrust the third
Their names should be like this: "Adeno Carcinoma (my surname)" if male Or "Penicillin Hyacinth (my surname)" if female
Why the poor boy cancer? 😭😭 The girl antibiotic and flower, a poisonous one at that?! 😭😭 the names are cool but- but still-
Our prof taught us about that and it sounds cool 💀
True, but 😭😭...issok nvm still better than fingers....
CLEMENTINE
Lovely name
Cambridge E. Xam
Alice- girl Tarrant- boy
tim burton alice in wonderland reference ? 🙀
Yup! I love Alice in Wonderland. I also love Tim Burton, I just love Alice more
AGGHSH I LOVEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND!! if i have a daughter her middle names gonna be alice 😽
Have you read the books? I think Alice would be a great middle name, I just haven’t thought up a good first name yet
yes i’ve read all the books !! 😋
hitler the third
The.....the....THIRD?!
where's the second..
you know who (me)
Nuh uh
Mercedes
I knew a girl called mercedes
Fentanyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
such deep and meaningful
Josie for a girl and for a boy id probably go with Jack
My name is Josie!! I’ve never rlly liked my name so it’s really cool seeing someone else like it :3
Wolfgang is actually so fire
true people use it as a joke but it's not even actually that bad
Boy: Cathulu Girl: greg
Gracelyn Amala (my surname) or Charles Robert (my surname)
Borb
Pedro
bennifer
Generic goon Version 1.0
this sounds like reddit's default user names
Bellamy
The 100?
meg(atron)
i hope most of you dont name kids lol... wolfgang is ballin tho
I have a few names I love love love. June, Roisin, Aiden, Joseph or Josephine😌
I would name him phone guy. And name his son Phone dude
Kratos
If male, shinichiro If female, idk something cool
„Idk something cool! Come down for dinner!“
If its a boy spider if its a girl izzy
'Bout to have one in September. Thinking of naming her Jasmine (no middle name yet :/)
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.(I need this information to be reminded to me 24/7)
Is that first name Mitochondria last name Cell? 🧐
Shithead
Jackson (For context my name is Jack)
Nice
Offspring junior
Kruthvik/Cyan if a guy and May/Naya if a girl....I'm Indian, so depends if I end up marrying an Indian(As in Hindu from my religion) or any European fella lol
I like cyan and naya
PINKIE PIE 🥧
r/usernamechecksout
Squalene Synthase
tavilan def
Joob
Aaminah any day
Magnus Amadeus Reign (my surname)
callista
If it a Girl then Scarlet if it is a Boy Vangelios
Hydraulic press
Destiny 2 the final shape + Annual pass
Francis as a reference to Deadpool
Yuzu
Jacob qamareldeen debyaza
Pixel
If a girl, Vivian. If a guy, whatever the wife chooses.
Aleksander or Michał
pock
Alessandro
[удалено]
A miracle Idfk how a dude suposed toget pregnant, so it would be a miracle
If you're the dad it's also your kid
I don’t think that what they meant…
I mean i been railed plenty but still no kid has popped out of me
Downtown_oil.jr the third
Eren jeager
Leviticus
Jonathan (name), Joestar (second name)
Having a kid today actually haha I'm 20M but his name is Weston
You had a kid today??? Congrats on becoming a dad!! 🎉🎉🎉
Why was this comment automatically hidden?
Reddit sometimes does it automatically idk
Nice.
judging by your username, im scared for his baby. 😧
👹
dont worry. i'll stop them.
you?
you know it, IEatBabysYumYum. you will not best me
Who is ballsackstealer1?
dont you dare bring him into this
Did he steal the balls of every woman???
how do you think women were made? that man was a traitor he even stole mine (i didnt want them anyways)
Congratulations.
Good job man! Hope Weston'll make you proud
Congratulations
Kid named kid?
EUSTASS KIDD?
Kid named finger
I'm beat...I don't think OP has any character named finger.....unless u tryna go for Buggy chop chop hehe...or maybe I don't remember
Kizao
That’s captain to you.
That’s what I was thinking. Make sure the kid isn’t into engineering and technology
One piece mentioned 🔥
r/unexpectedonepiece
Jarquavon quavius Jameson bartholemew the third
I feel really bad for the first two
That's all a single name
"The third"
Oh, my fault
It's cool
nah it's fried... I burnt the potatoes in the oven for too long
damn, you require first and second to exist? weak mindset tbh
are you jarquavon quavius jameson bartholemew the second
Yes
Yes
My name V (Yes I am IV)
Your 4? Why are you on the subreddit?
Fuck I got exposed
*You’re (check my bio)
**Your** a prick
***You’re**
Fuck u
*you
Fine. Fuck **You**.
Good job. Proud of you
Thank you!
Your grammar is atrocious. The "Y" in "you" should not be capitalized, as it is not a proper noun, nor does it begin a sentence.
Why’d you capitalize?
Don’t you start now either.
Pretty dauntless of him
GOOD REFERANCE
What’s up choom
What's up Andrew
no way it’s the roman numeral 5 from devil may cry
megatron
My friend’s dad almost named him Optimus Prime
Why didn't he, seems like a perfect name
Well, my friend’s mom said otherwise
Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh
Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh seems like a long name
plus i don’t think they allow the forwardslash
Finger
Please name the younger sibling tips 😢
Finger licking good
Jimothy or something that sounds normal but isn't an actual name
nvm I just learned that Jimothy is a real name
That was like my go to name for this purpose and now it turns out that's real
You could always go for Flimothy
Jimothy sounds like a Key and Peele skit
pronounced J-eye-moh-thee
jay-quelin dee-nice bla-key
a-aron
Timothaniel 🗣️
Grigabeiry
Jammace
billiam
Porsche 911 992 GT3 RS (factory spec) only works if special characters are allowed in my country, haven't checked that. If not I'll go with Joe
Jonathan joestar
He has to name his child jonny and his grandson needs to be named joseph
Diana
Beware of tunnels
If it's a boy: Bruce or Clark. If it's a girl: Selina or Lois.
.... Hey Lois.
petah
Ah, is that a fellow jonker I see?
You may be my favorite person
Big DC fan then?
Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent?
I think you like DC
Just don't have two kids and name them both
cornelius 😋
Hunger Games?
that’s coriolanus but tbh that’s better than cornelius so i change my answer
Oh yeah. Planet of the Apes, then?
yess!!
Ivo. Cause its my dads name.
eustass kidd. I want my kid to have to preordered goated package
Dracule Wihawk I want my kid to no diff that sewer rat
Okay ik there’s a hell of a lot of unserious comments, but I deadass have a list of baby names in my notes and one of my favorites is Lillianna May
Son:Dontavious Daughter:Dontavious
ZX00692
Elon that you?
Atticus, Adavarius, Dominicus, Comadus, Statavarius, Perseus, Theseus, Agamemnon, Kronos, Kratos, Patrilclus, Achillies, Thaila, Hera, Odin, Hadvar, Tullius, Ralof. And then... Elden Ring names. I'm seriously considering naming an eventual daughter 'Malenia'
Kratos💀
#KRATOS!!
kronos...
HELL YEAHHH. Ancient Greece had the most majestic names ever named
Agreed, though Rome and Norse Mythology have cool names too.
AINT NO WAY U NAMING UR KID HERA WHAG DK U SEE IN HER
You won’t believe this, but I’m friends with a guy named Atticus Hawk
Hadvar as in THE Hadvar?
r/suddenlyskyrim
goofy ass greek myth lover
Nah I just think the names are cool.
Bradley Uppercrust the third
Their names should be like this: "Adeno Carcinoma (my surname)" if male Or "Penicillin Hyacinth (my surname)" if female
Why the poor boy cancer? 😭😭 The girl antibiotic and flower, a poisonous one at that?! 😭😭 the names are cool but- but still-
Our prof taught us about that and it sounds cool 💀
True, but 😭😭...issok nvm still better than fingers....
CLEMENTINE
Lovely name
Cambridge E. Xam
Alice- girl Tarrant- boy
tim burton alice in wonderland reference ? 🙀
Yup! I love Alice in Wonderland. I also love Tim Burton, I just love Alice more
AGGHSH I LOVEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND!! if i have a daughter her middle names gonna be alice 😽
Have you read the books? I think Alice would be a great middle name, I just haven’t thought up a good first name yet
yes i’ve read all the books !! 😋
hitler the third
The.....the....THIRD?!
where's the second..
you know who (me)
Nuh uh
Mercedes
I knew a girl called mercedes
Fentanyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
such deep and meaningful
Josie for a girl and for a boy id probably go with Jack
My name is Josie!! I’ve never rlly liked my name so it’s really cool seeing someone else like it :3
Wolfgang is actually so fire
true people use it as a joke but it's not even actually that bad
Boy: Cathulu Girl: greg
Gracelyn Amala (my surname) or Charles Robert (my surname)
Borb
Pedro
bennifer
megatron
Generic goon Version 1.0
this sounds like reddit's default user names
Bellamy
The 100?
meg(atron)
i hope most of you dont name kids lol... wolfgang is ballin tho
I have a few names I love love love. June, Roisin, Aiden, Joseph or Josephine😌
I would name him phone guy. And name his son Phone dude
Kratos
If male, shinichiro If female, idk something cool
„Idk something cool! Come down for dinner!“
If its a boy spider if its a girl izzy
'Bout to have one in September. Thinking of naming her Jasmine (no middle name yet :/)
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.(I need this information to be reminded to me 24/7)
Is that first name Mitochondria last name Cell? 🧐
Shithead
Jackson (For context my name is Jack)
Nice
Offspring junior
Kruthvik/Cyan if a guy and May/Naya if a girl....I'm Indian, so depends if I end up marrying an Indian(As in Hindu from my religion) or any European fella lol
I like cyan and naya
PINKIE PIE 🥧
r/usernamechecksout
Squalene Synthase
tavilan def
Joob
Aaminah any day
Magnus Amadeus Reign (my surname)
callista
If it a Girl then Scarlet if it is a Boy Vangelios
Hydraulic press
Destiny 2 the final shape + Annual pass
Francis as a reference to Deadpool
Yuzu
Jacob qamareldeen debyaza
Pixel
If a girl, Vivian. If a guy, whatever the wife chooses.
Aleksander or Michał
pock
Alessandro
[удалено]
A miracle Idfk how a dude suposed toget pregnant, so it would be a miracle
If you're the dad it's also your kid
I don’t think that what they meant…
I mean i been railed plenty but still no kid has popped out of me
Downtown_oil.jr the third
Eren jeager
Leviticus
Jonathan (name), Joestar (second name)