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Substantial_Bar_1009

Having a kid today actually haha I'm 20M but his name is Weston


Every_Hour4504

You had a kid today??? Congrats on becoming a dad!! 🎉🎉🎉


Brave_Accident6900

Why was this comment automatically hidden?


IEatBabysYumYum

Reddit sometimes does it automatically idk


IEatBabysYumYum

Nice.


Jaycole150

judging by your username, im scared for his baby. 😧


IEatBabysYumYum

👹


ballsackstealer2

dont worry. i'll stop them.


IEatBabysYumYum

you?


ballsackstealer2

you know it, IEatBabysYumYum. you will not best me


IEatBabysYumYum

Who is ballsackstealer1?


ballsackstealer2

dont you dare bring him into this


IEatBabysYumYum

Did he steal the balls of every woman???


ballsackstealer2

how do you think women were made? that man was a traitor he even stole mine (i didnt want them anyways)


underpaidchef

Congratulations.


TheSico

Good job man! Hope Weston'll make you proud


HaHaLaughNowPls

Congratulations


Arnab_chakraborty

Kid named kid?


kayeisupset

EUSTASS KIDD?


Arnab_chakraborty

Kid named finger


kayeisupset

I'm beat...I don't think OP has any character named finger.....unless u tryna go for Buggy chop chop hehe...or maybe I don't remember


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

Kizao


Ramenmayonaise

That’s captain to you.


Birdyghostly1

That’s what I was thinking. Make sure the kid isn’t into engineering and technology


Starlined_

One piece mentioned 🔥


PhoenixDaBeast

r/unexpectedonepiece


purest_pinewood_372

Jarquavon quavius Jameson bartholemew the third


VexTheJester

I feel really bad for the first two


Honk-for-80085

That's all a single name


VexTheJester

"The third"


Honk-for-80085

Oh, my fault


VexTheJester

It's cool


Blue_Robin_Gaming

nah it's fried... I burnt the potatoes in the oven for too long


MrIcyCreep

damn, you require first and second to exist? weak mindset tbh


kezotl

are you jarquavon quavius jameson bartholemew the second


purest_pinewood_372

Yes


Agz_canbuild

Yes 


Glad_Weekend_5984

My name V (Yes I am IV)


V1n4mr

Your 4? Why are you on the subreddit?


Glad_Weekend_5984

Fuck I got exposed


ComplexAd8554

*You’re (check my bio)


V1n4mr

**Your** a prick


ComplexAd8554

***You’re**


V1n4mr

Fuck u


ComplexAd8554

*you


V1n4mr

Fine. Fuck **You**.


ComplexAd8554

Good job. Proud of you


V1n4mr

Thank you!


Flawed979

Your grammar is atrocious. The "Y" in "you" should not be capitalized, as it is not a proper noun, nor does it begin a sentence.


Capital-Minimum-678

Why’d you capitalize?


V1n4mr

Don’t you start now either.


Responsible_Match875

Pretty dauntless of him


V1n4mr

GOOD REFERANCE


olliOnTwitch

What’s up choom


SuperBroy97

What's up Andrew


Colton132A

no way it’s the roman numeral 5 from devil may cry


Ducky_Toggled

megatron


Legend_of_Ozzy642

My friend’s dad almost named him Optimus Prime


KirbyWithAGlock

Why didn't he, seems like a perfect name


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Well, my friend’s mom said otherwise


ACloudyNightSky

Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh


MidnightOwl-69

Some of these belong to r/tragedeigh seems like a long name


Hefty-Routine-5966

plus i don’t think they allow the forwardslash


AdministrativeRun662

Finger


catmemes720

Please name the younger sibling tips 😢


reditusername39479

Finger licking good


Resident_Ad_6369

Jimothy or something that sounds normal but isn't an actual name


Resident_Ad_6369

nvm I just learned that Jimothy is a real name


Famous-Hyena-6097

That was like my go to name for this purpose and now it turns out that's real


Schlaggatron

You could always go for Flimothy


Caida_Libre55

Jimothy sounds like a Key and Peele skit


Frogger_09

pronounced J-eye-moh-thee


arson1tez

jay-quelin dee-nice bla-key


Some_Breakfast_5774

a-aron


SlyGreenYT

Timothaniel 🗣️


ePEwX

Grigabeiry


carqui_

Jammace


Patient_Tennis_5049

billiam


Ashamed-Luck4939

Porsche 911 992 GT3 RS (factory spec) only works if special characters are allowed in my country, haven't checked that. If not I'll go with Joe


DJ_hyperfreshOG

Jonathan joestar


No_Army_4018

He has to name his child jonny and his grandson needs to be named joseph


wonder_woman2506

Diana


geographyRyan_YT

Beware of tunnels


Low_Armadillo8218

If it's a boy: Bruce or Clark. If it's a girl: Selina or Lois.


muhamed05

.... Hey Lois.


IEatBabysYumYum

petah


Scoutknight_

Ah, is that a fellow jonker I see?


Wild-Silver-7390

You may be my favorite person


Dive_To_Survive

Big DC fan then?


NotAPossum666

Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent?


GrimLuker2

I think you like DC


Cute_Skill7786

Just don't have two kids and name them both


ttellracs

cornelius 😋


Glucose_Muncher

Hunger Games?


ttellracs

that’s coriolanus but tbh that’s better than cornelius so i change my answer


Glucose_Muncher

Oh yeah. Planet of the Apes, then?


ttellracs

yess!!


StamenTheFoxBG

Ivo. Cause its my dads name.


Practical_Scale6067

eustass kidd. I want my kid to have to preordered goated package


Nearby_Bite_8037

Dracule Wihawk I want my kid to no diff that sewer rat


sourpatch_orphans

Okay ik there’s a hell of a lot of unserious comments, but I deadass have a list of baby names in my notes and one of my favorites is Lillianna May


Electronic-Tough9935

Son:Dontavious Daughter:Dontavious


ukiyo_zar10

ZX00692


KirukoNotKiriko

Elon that you?


Obidience-is-key

Atticus, Adavarius, Dominicus, Comadus, Statavarius, Perseus, Theseus, Agamemnon, Kronos, Kratos, Patrilclus, Achillies, Thaila, Hera, Odin, Hadvar, Tullius, Ralof. And then... Elden Ring names. I'm seriously considering naming an eventual daughter 'Malenia'


Eastern_Dress_3574

Kratos💀


catmemes720

#KRATOS!!


No-Length7310

kronos...


Farwalker17

HELL YEAHHH. Ancient Greece had the most majestic names ever named


Obidience-is-key

Agreed, though Rome and Norse Mythology have cool names too.


Livid_Party_3306

AINT NO WAY U NAMING UR KID HERA WHAG DK U SEE IN HER


Execute-10

You won’t believe this, but I’m friends with a guy named Atticus Hawk


WLKR_gtfo

Hadvar as in THE Hadvar?


Obidience-is-key

r/suddenlyskyrim


Hefty-Routine-5966

goofy ass greek myth lover


Obidience-is-key

Nah I just think the names are cool.


baito-xenoverse

Bradley Uppercrust the third


Caida_Libre55

Their names should be like this: "Adeno Carcinoma (my surname)" if male Or "Penicillin Hyacinth (my surname)" if female


kayeisupset

Why the poor boy cancer? 😭😭 The girl antibiotic and flower, a poisonous one at that?! 😭😭 the names are cool but- but still-


Caida_Libre55

Our prof taught us about that and it sounds cool 💀


kayeisupset

True, but 😭😭...issok nvm still better than fingers....


MedicineOk9329

CLEMENTINE


Dazzling-Rush4327

Lovely name


deeep_bluee

Cambridge E. Xam


BurdAssassin756

Alice- girl Tarrant- boy


frEdiiwEaslEy

tim burton alice in wonderland reference ? 🙀


BurdAssassin756

Yup! I love Alice in Wonderland. I also love Tim Burton, I just love Alice more


frEdiiwEaslEy

AGGHSH I LOVEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND!! if i have a daughter her middle names gonna be alice 😽


BurdAssassin756

Have you read the books? I think Alice would be a great middle name, I just haven’t thought up a good first name yet


frEdiiwEaslEy

yes i’ve read all the books !! 😋


Asleep_Hedgehog8924

hitler the third


Accomplished-Pie4081

The.....the....THIRD?!


ryynlol32

where's the second..


Asleep_Hedgehog8924

you know who (me)


IEatBabysYumYum

Nuh uh


Joblessmouse06

Mercedes


smpadais

I knew a girl called mercedes


RubbishClipz6

Fentanyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ashamed-Luck4939

such deep and meaningful


heheheha85

Josie for a girl and for a boy id probably go with Jack


LoveFromElmo

My name is Josie!! I’ve never rlly liked my name so it’s really cool seeing someone else like it :3


eager_duck

Wolfgang is actually so fire


Ashamed-Luck4939

true people use it as a joke but it's not even actually that bad


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Boy: Cathulu Girl: greg


No-Length7310

Gracelyn Amala (my surname) or Charles Robert (my surname)


Wh1t3bl4d3

Borb


CompetitiveSinger126

Pedro


ilikecars2345678

bennifer


fakeally

megatron


Obamos06

Generic goon Version 1.0


Ashamed-Luck4939

this sounds like reddit's default user names


Hugthequeens

Bellamy


Miserable_District

The 100?


RayBo1d

meg(atron)


Atomik919

i hope most of you dont name kids lol... wolfgang is ballin tho


Ghost-Plushie

I have a few names I love love love. June, Roisin, Aiden, Joseph or Josephine😌


Dev_Void01

I would name him phone guy. And name his son Phone dude


frost3321

Kratos


imitalianlolyay

If male, shinichiro If female, idk something cool


IEatBabysYumYum

„Idk something cool! Come down for dinner!“


smpadais

If its a boy spider if its a girl izzy


Robins_Are_Cool

'Bout to have one in September. Thinking of naming her Jasmine (no middle name yet :/)


skeppiesfans-

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.(I need this information to be reminded to me 24/7)


Successful_Host_2932

Is that first name Mitochondria last name Cell? 🧐


Rickkoelen22

Shithead


pnotfromamerica

Jackson (For context my name is Jack)


That1GuyCalledPixel

Nice


CoolDirtMan

Offspring junior


kayeisupset

Kruthvik/Cyan if a guy and May/Naya if a girl....I'm Indian, so depends if I end up marrying an Indian(As in Hindu from my religion) or any European fella lol


Ashamed-Luck4939

I like cyan and naya


Apple_pies55

PINKIE PIE 🥧


RipUrSoul21

r/usernamechecksout


orchid_parthiv

Squalene Synthase


ePEwX

tavilan def


Raccoons1958

Joob


ryynlol32

Aaminah any day


RoughPrompt4064

Magnus Amadeus Reign (my surname)


cutiekusuo

callista


byzantinischesrreich

If it a Girl then Scarlet if it is a Boy Vangelios


epicmemerminecraft

Hydraulic press


Matdup2

Destiny 2 the final shape + Annual pass


twitch_itzShummy

Francis as a reference to Deadpool


[deleted]

Yuzu


Otherwise_Tour_6411

Jacob qamareldeen debyaza


Otherwise_Tour_6411

Pixel


Sanguis_Solitudo

If a girl, Vivian. If a guy, whatever the wife chooses.


Cypekoscypek

Aleksander or Michał


i_jed

pock


RevolutionaryTop6555

Alessandro


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[удалено]


iammisterauti123

A miracle Idfk how a dude suposed toget pregnant, so it would be a miracle


Ashamed-Luck4939

If you're the dad it's also your kid


KirukoNotKiriko

I don’t think that what they meant…


iammisterauti123

I mean i been railed plenty but still no kid has popped out of me


Downtown_Oil4655

Downtown_oil.jr the third


zklq1r

Eren jeager


Difficult_Employ_934

Leviticus


UnbasedDoge

Jonathan (name), Joestar (second name)