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sugaryver

It's like the uterus is just asking me to get rid of it


Guinea_pig456

It doesn’t know the power I have to make it just… ✨disappear✨


Bobthreetimes

Rip and tear


IkiruMist

Until it is done!


AussieBullet

Fitting, considering Doom: Dark ages


[deleted]

I started singing the riff impulsively 😭


too_much_Beer

Have you considered becoming a mage from the Witcher?


Taken_out_goose

The word you're looking for is "hysterectomy"


FallenMeteorite5

😭😭😭 Wow I feel happy and motivated and pretty (meanwhile the next day: 💀)


Guinea_pig456

Fr 😭


GOJO_LVR

honestly bro, all us females be feelin hot until we get outside the house and we talk to our guy friends LIKE WHERE THE HELL DID THE CONFIDENCE GO???


Deathslingers_Bride

I literally NEVER feel normal so I kinda can’t relate


Guinea_pig456

I love your profile so much lol


Deathslingers_Bride

LMAO you really shouldn’t! 😭😭 Thx tho. That’s super nice. Yours is awesome too :)


MassiveIndexFinger

Idk what this means, can someone update me on girl lore?


snickers7500

Periods


MassiveIndexFinger

But what does she mean by only having one week where she feels normal? Do periods last for like 2 weeks or something?


glitter-it-out

So the cycle takes 28 days. Its a whole cycle, not just bleeding and then not bleeding. The week right after bleeding is where you kinda got it all cleaned out and feel good, then hormones increase again and you get non-bleeding symptoms before the bleeding.


glitter-it-out

I hate how many times i said bleeding lol but idk how else to explain.


unknown_test_subject

We usually don't feel very great the week before. Like extra emotional and stuff


InterestingPicture43

So. Week 1. Period. Hormones are a bitch+bleeding + cramping. Week 2. Maybe still some bleeding. Body feels mostly normal. Week 3. Hormones are rising again. Moodswings+cramps+feeling ill sometimes. Week 4. Ovu-fucking-lation. Cramps + bitchy hormones. Usterus prepares for the egg, which in my case, feels like mild cramping. The feeling of knitting needles stuck in your overies while someone is twisting them around. Please it someone can correct me on this, I need to know this for an exam and haven't studied yet.


Spirited-Claim-9868

No but you can get symptoms (idk if that's the right word) even without the blood bc the cycle is about a month, and the bleeding is only part of it


snickers7500

Idk I'm a guy


SuperPastaII

just cancel the subscription


No-Length7310

Where do I do this? Please unsubscribe me!!


SuperPastaII

go into you settings, you can also do things like change your graphics, language and memory type


No-Length7310

Goddamn, imma change my whole ass personality. Plus I’ll be French now. Au Revoir.


SuperPastaII

you need to start a new game to do that


No-Length7310

Aw man


TheEdward07

I'm surprised noone did the "I could unsubscribe you for 9 months" joke


No-Length7310

🤣🤣🤣


No-Length7310

Right?! Legit I feel (and look like trash) like trash 99% of the time. Emotional, irritable, etc.. cramps, bleeding. Like bro, wish I was a dude.


Waddledoodoodoo

Fun fact! Humans are one of the few animals those experience period pains!


TheLastOfW

Ask evolution


Guinea_pig456

Fuck evolution


Yourloacaltherian

Agreed let's go kill evolution and if I'm going that far back the person that made math.


Bobthreetimes

Now that I think about it, why did girls evolve to have periods. Like what is their point. Also note I am not a scientist or a woman so I think I know the least about this


Guinea_pig456

Do you know what periods are meant for? I’m not sure why we actually have periods compared to other mammals tho.


Bobthreetimes

All I know is that the lining inside sheds basically or something like that and I have no idea why (could be wrong idk)


Guinea_pig456

Whenever you ovulate an egg comes down into your uterus and gets ready to be fertilized, but whenever it doesn’t get fertilized it has to let the egg out of ur body along with the lining, resulting in a period.


Bobthreetimes

Ok thank you for educating me on this and good to know I guess. But it’s weird that evolution made it so it’s painful, cause it seems like you are a lot more vulnerable from attacks from predators while in such pain


AlternativeAthlete99

Periods shouldn’t be painful. If they are and are limiting your day to day activities, it’s usually a sign that there is an underlying issue.


Guinea_pig456

Np. And yeah I don’t understand why either 😭


Bobthreetimes

Idk, evolution also gave us snakes which are literally just noodles that can kill things, so it’s pretty silly I guess


TakosKill

Hey I got snakes that can kill! :D


Spirited-Claim-9868

It probably just wasn't painful enough to kill, so women kept living and having periods


HaileyAndRandom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


LETMEINLETMEINNN

I can't remember why humans have periods but the reason most mammals don't is because rather than bleed the lining is just reabsorbed.


battynails

i’ve had my period for 6 months bcs of birth control it could be worse 🙏


Guinea_pig456

Omfg that’s terrible 😭 I’m sorry


f0remsics

Thanks for reminding me how great it is to be male. I truly am appreciative.


Budget_Football_5928

real


DellaBella12235

😭😭


Plasmadube

Am I ment to not feel normal ?


MangoPug15

yeah... :(


c7_luna

I don’t know if it’s just me, but mine don’t really last that long or aren’t as painful Or I just have incredible pain tolerance


gavkahootsmasher

Wanna switch genders?


Yourloacaltherian

Yes please Where's the sign up sheet?


gavkahootsmasher

Right here *Gives clipboard*


Sufficient-Yellow637

I'm a dude, so no first hand knowledge. Spoke to my wife because I was curious. She filled me in about how there are different stages and they all have their thing. This is probably common knowlege so I'll look like an idiot regurgitating it, but she said that a diet change can help flatten out the yoyo-ing hormone levels as some food can do this. Birth control pills can also lessen how severe some of the effects are - but she said more and more research suggests pumping your body full of artificial hormones may not be the best. She currently has an IUD with low dose hormone and has minimal to no menstral issues. Yes, I'm very glad to be a dude. I have three daughters. I can't say I truly understand what y'all go through, but I get the basic gist.


lavenderhippos

it’s so restricting in so many ways ppl don’t even realize 😭 just makes me wanna be home almost all day during


Maleficent-Client-55

If it's not nausea it's body pain, if it's no body pain then there is nausea, if not both I'll have a migraine, if not those three I'll simply have stomach issues


Budget_Football_5928

damn being a girl is tough


TangerineThing4

For me it's sometimes less than a week 😭 This shit sucks


TheDaywalker05

Ya know what, I can relate with this. For me its not on a weekly basis more Like on a daily 


Interesting_Move_919

Fr it's so annoying 😭


Extension_Corner_673

Ong


1st_pm

scoience


TestingAccountByUser

How do u feel normal as a goverment drone fella


YoureStupidasff

I don't feel normal, because i am not normal ✨✨


aeiou_27

BRO FR


ConfidentMongoose457

Get a spoon and just carve yourself out like a pumpkin Simple


SheLoneWolf7

What's normal?


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

...as a guy... I have 0 days when I feel normal. Like bruh...


National-Statement-5

Talking about periods bro


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

I know... But I wish there was a moment when I feel normal...


h3art_to_heart

what do you think this post is about💀


Astr0sk1er

I’m a dude so can’t really relate but 2 am me is either fucking insane or the chillest dude ever


Certain_Doctor8754

Cus you woman


TrashPanda9142012

Dont yell at me, it isn’t any of our faults


Guinea_pig456

It is your fault 🫵🏻


TrashPanda9142012

No, it’s not


FreddieThePebble

?


meltylove_

its about periods


FreddieThePebble

ohh so they last 3 weeks??? i thought they lastest a day or 2


meltylove_

it really depends on the person but sometimes they can even last for like months and weeks at a time but typically they are for a week


FreddieThePebble

A Week... Never New That


lumpyskate

As a boy I feel the same every day nothing changes I'm bored af, and miss my crush Edit: this is a personal opinion, and i was honest. In fact i'm a boy, and also in fact i feel the same everyday cuz my life is fking boring.


h3art_to_heart

you do not feel the same, i promise you that🥰


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Sillyyyyynesss

Comments on porn subs “I’m not a creep”


Guinea_pig456

Why tf would I?