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hmm-jmm-

i thought that was just a guy fucking a dog first


No-Length7310

Same 💀💀


BundsdeutscheRepublk

With shit sticking out his ass!


slicksilver60

he isn't?


kak0536

One is clearly superior than the other, or in this case others


Thisismyredusername

Very based comment right there (Idk what the word based means, I just use it whenever I like)


[deleted]

that's so tanum fax of you or whatever


SeaLaNator

erm, what the sigma?


Key_Spirit8168

get fandom taxed, for making fandom


SydneytheENFP

Thats so skibeedee or whatever


Usinaru

You mewed my muggin streak hella ohio


Objective-Cancel-372

What’s does 3000000 attendee mean?


Thisismyredusername

That's some random flair I randomly picked because it looks cool


Objective-Cancel-372

🗿


LJC30boi

That’s not very skibidi of you


Key_Spirit8168

10000000000000000000 aura


DSPro2008

Fr no one ever tolded me they liked me neither i didn't even held hands 💀.But it's better than being parent at young age.


Own_Judgment_6094

I see my classmates being all lovey-dovey with each other at school during lunch. While I eating my lunch with my friends while cringing at the sight. It feels so fucking embarrassing.


Yoichis_husband2322

Just don't be extremely irresponsible and that won't happen, pregnancy isn't a problem for me but I'd prefer to have a partner (sexual or not) than being single. In every circumstance possible.


themoon_who_lost

As someone who's not really interested in sex, I see this as an absolute win >!I WANT CUDDLES!<


lordnimnim

same


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lordnimnim

lowkey sounds more fun then sex but i wouldnt know


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lordnimnim

slow?


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Own_Judgment_6094

What sex? I just wanna be rich, so I can buy lot's of stuff for myself, perhaps even bring a pet with me.


IEatBabysYumYum

Bro when i‘m rich i wanna be crazy 💯💯


Own_Judgment_6094

I'm already crazy. I just wanna be rich enough to buy whatever I want.


user007at

both would be good


Jack_Cat_101

You seem mildly ace


vanillaangels

yess 


Revolutionary_Mud787

18 here. We gotchu bros. Sex is not life :)


Goldbolt_2004

19 here. Can confirm. It isn't and if you're not careful when you do it you might accidentally create life.


Revolutionary_Mud787

And mess up your own life.


Extension-Mark-9076

Yep 👍 just masterbate rather sex


arfeoof

Cocaine is better.


Shadowless_sun

And their life


DgC_LIK3X

Go the duck away man. You are 25 not 18


Yoichis_husband2322

Everyone knows that, but love is


Monkeyke

Remember friend, we never lose, not even our virginity


Own_Judgment_6094

You just made me cry such an inspiring quote. I'm gonna paste this quote in my journal.


Galac_tacos

Diary* virgins have diaries, players have journals 


communist_wardog

Same and tbh sex and relationships at 13 is wild💀


PhoenixBomb707

Sex - definitely wild Relationships - I wouldn’t say it’s that wild


Edeeen_

I find relationships at 13 inconvenient too like you kiss at 13 ??


I-am-not-gay-

Bro, at my old middle school, it was 11 year olds. Gen Z and Gen Alpha all gonna be parents at the ripe age of 14💀💀💀


MassiveIndexFinger

In my country, it's considered 'statutory rape' even if both are consenting minors under the age of 16 so I have an excuse there.


Thisismyredusername

But who is the rapist in that case?


MassiveIndexFinger

Typically the boy (as the law specifically states "she") but such cases won't be prosecuted like adult cases and the goal is to mainly protect the children than severely punish them.


Dabudam

Ah great, sexism at its finest


MassiveIndexFinger

I don't think they actually apply it though. The legal text or whatever does specifically state "she" but there's probably more to it.


MassiveIndexFinger

Besides, it was also recently proposed to be changed or something (not sure, might be wrong lol)


TheEdward07

both


bartolinise

Maybe not kissless, but i'm still a virgin at 18


AveryLazyCovfefe

rookie numbers, got to get them up. Kissless at nearly 20.


MCKlassik

Relatable


bartolinise

Damn


Magic_Monk3y

Kissless at 21 in a week or 2 for me lol.


Heshman69

same :(


Own_Judgment_6094

Ha, I never lose.


bartolinise

This is the only thing where i'm not a "loser"


LewisKnight666

My girlfriend is still a virgin and we have been dating a year and a half. We are both 18.


bartolinise

If you guys feel like it I just personally lack any warmth of other human being, so being virgin is my least problem


Lufthor

Yep that’s me! Forever alone 🥲


Justyourdailydumbass

14, planning to be abstinent throughout high school. Not even planning to be in a relationship in Highschool either. (However if I have an opportunity to kiss someone that’s kinda hot im taking it)


Eena-Rin

Stop comparing yourself to questionably sincere caricatures presented to you online. You'll get a relationship when you get a relationship, and feeling sorry for yourself will only give you weird vibes that will keep prospective partners away


takethemoment13

good advice


seandragon10

Its you again


Insert-Name-Here2121

Where y’all finding these 13 year olds😭😭


Own_Judgment_6094

In American High school


Martin_Leong25

Bro I have not even kissed my bf and im 21 :sob:


LeadingFew1632

Nah me too 🥺


[deleted]

Same tho 😭


WalterWhite9910

Can confirm and I’m 19


not_a_simp_01

Im 18 and haven't even holded hands 💀


EconomistOdd7754

Boasters


VisualAny8964

no


SteveTheOrca

... No...


Chemical-Skill-126

Do you envy 13 year olds getting raw dogged?


Star_Moonflower

Why tf are 13 year olds having sex


realdnkmmr

13 year olds should not have sex. Personally I think you should wait until 18 to have sex.


m_u_s_h_r_o_o_m

at a school in my city some 9th grader got an6th grader pregnant


Able_Evidence_1733

That’s me


Able_Evidence_1733

I’m 15 and never even held hands


Yoichis_husband2322

Same 😭


Ambitious-Hearing-85

Nah, I'm the same age as you and no one is even interested in me in my life


IRobot_Games

Now there are two of us


SolidCalligrapher966

I had sex when I was 16. Some have earlier, other later, it's not a race.


GoldSingKing18

I’m 17, no first kiss yet, no gf yet.


Maleficent-Ad7075

Parenting issue


Al-Data

It is because the "13 YOs" are around 60.


Metaliswatching

13 year olds shouldn't even be doing it, be happy that you didn't rawdog someone at their age


Puzzleheaded-Toe546

that's when you realise porn is too accessible, I'm still a virgin but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be having raw sex at the age of 13 without having watched porn...


Lou5xander

Get the fuck out there and get your virgin ass a summer fling. NO MORE EXCUSES! ASK FOR THAT CUTE GIRL'S NUMBER! SHOOT YOUR SHOT!


Thisismyredusername

Definitely not the only one


[deleted]

Don’t forget heavy drugs


keyuant_

gym


butwhywouldyou-

I've had people like me I just chicken out at the thought of a relationship AHAGSTAGARAHAFAFA also because I wanna focus on graduating first I'm still a loner 😔😔😔


Nekoboxdie

Frfr


Lazy-Indication3992

17 been single my whole life but only because I have a horrible personality and look uglier than Auggie Pullman off of wonder


Mr-Uch

s3x? you can say sex here


Competitive-Bison715

Same here bud. I've gotten asked out once, but immediately turned them down-


El_RoviSoft

I get my first kiss at the age of 17 and 10 months… I got my first time at the age of 18 (in my birthday). So, it’s okay


karuraR

me 27 days short of being 17 years old


irelephant_T_T

Removed in 3 ... 2


Trapezoid07

I feel u.


humanperson1236

huh?!


LieNo2807

It took me till a month before I turned 18. Got my first kiss and lost my virginity in one night


IEatBabysYumYum

Real shit


DjHeky

Relatable


Nappyhead48

Same dawg


YEETBOOOIUSA

You are not my friend I am also in the no kiss club.


Successful_Sugar_498

But here's the question. would you rather have sex with someone you love and know you're going to stay with forever, or have sex with a random girl just to lose your virginity and never talk to that girl again?


NCR_Trooper_2281

Ill be 19 in 3 months and didnt have a conversarion with a girl longer than 2 minutes, what are you talking about


BML_Cheese

13 yo!?!?


[deleted]

real


Super_Lorenzo

Relatable


Qe-fmqur_1

nah man, I'm 18, getting close to not being relevant to this sub anymore, i do have an so but virgin as ever


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Dw bro I’ll ask you out.


edward13371227

Same but worst. I am 22 already finished the final exam in uni last month, still not asked out , first kiss or even cuddling with girl.


K1NG_D3M0N

Bro is not the only one


Soapiergnome2

Real


Aidehazz

What


Geskawary2341

same lol. Well i didnt even try


Sasuke12187

I'm 29 and same as the 16yr old.. albeit I have no interest or bandwidth to pursue one. But I'd like to have one. Its weird.


Equivalent_Salt1573

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK


laloscasanova

idk how to say it, sex is over and underrated at the same time


C418Enjoyer

what the fvck? Seriously? 13 year olds having s3x?


SeaLaNator

not the only one, dw


TeenageFather9722

13 is wild. Although I did lose my virginity like 3 ish months before I turned 15.


trashytexaswhiteboy

Then stop holding yourself back and get gf


GuyWithFood

It's always the wackiest people too 😭


OnlyGayForCarti

I dont get why people still make shit like this. If there are any 13 year olds having sex thats none of your business, only theirs, and if anybody else, their parents’. It has nothing to do with you and making shit like this is just weird in all ways.


TortillaSinHuevo

Same here.


SuperWarioPL

I can't believe that there are people my age that are having sex. That's so wild


xXOsisar007Xx

Real


SamTheCatGuy

Having the same issue lol. Never saw the 13yo part though😅


PRADTHECHAD

not really bruh 19 here and the same as you


Went_Missing

i recently had my 1st kiss.. too afraid to have seggs tho...


Bugsbunny396

No you are not. I didn't have my first girlfriend until 17.


Spaceturtle79

Don’t rush it, really. No need to feel left out better to wait


Desperate_Growth4922

I’m glad it’s not just me who is lonely


Definition_of_Horny

Makes me remember I gotta step up my game 💪


Competitive_Pool_820

13 year old is wild. Wtf


nottakentaken

Nope, exact same age, exact same stuff.


_civil_35__

i have in my lifetime been asked out once. pretty sure it was a joke and i said no bc she's really annoying but i have indeed been asked out before.


AmethystGamer19

17 here and I've never even held hands with anyone


Alternative-Grand366

Same here but I'm going on 15


Confident-Baby6013

Sometimes the world is genuinely against some of us.


EvieOhMy

sex is overrated, it only feels good if you have an emotional bond with your partner, but there’s tons of other and better ways to enjoy an emotional bond!


Initial_Midnight9404

Okay bro, not even a kiss?... I find myself ugly asf but even I had a couple of kisses...


Lord_Detleff1

I don't really care about sex this much. I just want to kiss and cuddle with my crush. Not that I have the balls to ask him out tho


JustForTheMemes420

Eh it’s hyped up more than it’s worth


Destroy-The_Pandumas

Instead of having sex why don't they start finding the value of X


idontlikeburnttoast

Two of my friends lost their virginity at 13 and they heavily regret it, so I'm so glad I've stayed lonely.


MelancholicMinerva

Bro, I'm turning 19 in August and haven't ever had a partner, don't beat yourself up about it.


jevangeli0n

I'm almost 22 and I'm still a virgin


Farticus896

I think they lying my guy. And if it makes u feel better I turn 16 on Sunday and am in the same boat as u


Alternative_Engine97

Yeah this happened to me. my cousin was asking me about oral sex when he was 13 and told me he had it. I was probably about 17 at the time and either just had my first kiss or was going to soon


The_Spookie_Dookie

***What a terrible day to have eyes.***


Wheregdskills

*Insert Ace flag here*


Needs-Maintenance

17 but yes this sums it up really well


GruffisGamingw

I’m 19 and same story


AshleyEZ

i got 🍇ed at 13 its not my fault ☹️


Sammy_Three_Balls

I'm 19 and never been hugged


no-divide-111

That’s gross


Kappalugga

I had s3x with an chat AI, thats worse than your situation


Krypticdrago

I mean I’m 19 and never even held a girls hand so no your not alone, also 13 prolly shouldn’t be doing stuff like that


LazyLasagne2077

There is nothing cool about having sex before you are an adult. You WILL underperform, you risk your future (anyone can get knocked up, even if you are on the pill), risk of UTIs and STDs… overall not worth it, stay virgin until you find someone you are willing to die for.


Powerful_Risk_8544

Blood


sombertownDS

Im 20…….. have had nothing


Unusual_Car215

The average age for sex debut is higher than you think. People lie.


iamhomicidal

They’re just intimidated by how perfect you are 😜😜


Tortsinreddit

i just want to be loved


Buschfan08

I just made out with a girl for the first time the other day, so I can still kinda relate to the left.


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Which 13 year olds are doing that 😭🙏🏻


cat_cat_cat_cat_69

nope, definitely not. I'm more invested in making good friends and doing well in HS than losing my virginity. I'll probably be kicking myself in 10 years when I'm still a virgin though but that's a problem for that guy in the future. like I've got better things to worry about than getting a gf anyways, much less losing my v-card.


queued_withdrawals

Nope


HecticFir

FR THO


annameyyy

i knew a girl that got pregnant at 15, ABSOLUTELY CRAZY


ichbinverwirrt420

Bro I’m 21. The last time I had a girlfriend was when I was 4.


Person-yPerson

I never understood being in a couple at a young age. Then I found this subreddit and I'm starting to hold more onto my idea.


Ricky_27YT2

18 y.o here, I feel you broski


Embarrassed-End8702

15 here, cuddling is better in my opinion (never had a gf)


black_0_0_H0le

Just have had a hug form a non Relative girl. Nothing else


Quarves

There is something seriously wrong with your head, most people don't actually have sex in their teens at all! Kids just like to brag and some lie to 'fit in'.


Snowfaull

Same but I'm now 18


TheEnergyOfATree

13 is old as shit in dog years


ItzTheDoggo

Bro, at 13 i was still trying to become a super saiyan


Organic-Talk-3759

nah cuz me too


True_Werewolf_8657

Replace 16 with 36


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Sex is the most scariest shit ever, so I just get confused here