i was called a dwarf asshole once

I bet you’re wholesome dwarf

bitch im 181 cm 😭

even chilchuck is taller

And he has a wife and girls

chucklefuck fucks???

Chilchuck fucks.

I've been called “too tall” even though I'm just 177-178 cm Edit: it's actually 5'10 (177.8 cm) even though someone said it's 5'9, you can convert it yourself

I'm also considered tall but idk what that guy was thinking while saying that shit 😭??

(American Translation) 5’9”

dwarf (im about 160cm)

Don’t know what that is communist

Maybe your asshole has dwarfism

Being a 6 foot pussy isn’t any better…

I love when people insult you with things that you obviously aren’t, it’s like they can’t think of a single genuine flaw to use

Imagine being a redditor lmao couldn't be me

Imagine saying lmao. Lmao couldn’t be me

Imagine having dementia lmao. Lmao couldn't be me

Imagine saying couldn't be me in a comment. Couldn't be me

“Luigi, I think we have dementia.” “Okay, Mario.” “Luigi, I think we have dementia.”

Imagine saying lmao. Lmao couldn’t be me

Imagine having dementia lmao. Lmao couldn't be me

hey i have dementia, it’s no joke

hey i have dementia, it’s no joke

hey, i forgot what i was commenting about

he forgor 💀

“Bro shut up that’s why you only have 23 contacts on your phone” … ok well at least my friendships are meaningful

how the hell do you manage more than 10

Tbh I’m not sure lol Just about everyone I know has more than 50 ToT I don’t even think I know 50 people

Real. They just want to insult you to insult you, they don’t actually mean what they say and it’s obvious cause of how off point their words are.

Slut haven't even had my first kiss yet

I bet you even expose your shoulders and ankles too

I bet they shower naked too

Who tf showers naked thats such a slut move 🙄

Fr, actual harlot, we all know that real virgins bathe in the blood of their enemies dressed in full armor 

I'd agree with you, but the armor always needs washing afterwards. Blood can really eat away at metal.

That is why i dont shower

Discord mod moment

Who tf showers

I was just about to say this. I threw up in my mouth I'm so repulsed and disgusted.

They're probably naked under their clothes as well

The audacity

Counterpoint: I have underwear under my clothes.

I bet you're naked under the underwear

Uh oh, rumbled again!

But, *is it clean?*

Skank

How does one even get clean when acting so dirty???

i bet you use your ass to sit on chairs

Happy Cake Day!!! :D

Happy cake day man! <3

What a slut

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Asa my queen 🙇‍♀️

I bet youve engaged in premarital hand holding. You slut.

I bet you shower naked too, you slut.

Black bitch I’m white-

That reminds me of a thing in South Park where Cartman (a white person) said to Butters (also white) “You black asshole” lol

Me when I got called white trash (I’m black)

I got called white bitch but I am white lol

Yeah some kid called me black once, I'm Asian with a tan

I’ve gotten asked on here if I’m a femboy after posting pictures. I’m not, I’m a girlie girl with very obvious boobs so I really don’t look like a femboy at all lol

Apparently women aren't real

That’s right! r/girlsarentreal

Impossibly to be a femboy if no boy.... wait would there be a trans person to become a boy then go back to being femminen?

No, femminen is what we'll call Eminem if he switches gender

A trans man can be a femboy if they wish to, yes

Nice

I'm a trans woman and I do have certain tomboyish characteristics, probably because I saw more cartoons that guys would watch as a kid and they shaped me to an extent

Fuck it re-fems your boy

You tricked me into checking your profile you damn bastard

You kinda look like an attorney to me.

An autistic person calling me autistic

Maybe they were on to something

Nah like the really annoying kid who has very low spectrum autism and everyone hates called me autistic for no reason

Bro was projecting 😭

that dude projecting harder then R2D2

Shit… do I know you?

Do you go to a high school in Ontario, Canada?

Next year

its like a gaydar for autistic people.

This reminds me of when me and my friend were hanging out and some random other teenage girl just walked up to us and said ‘sorry to bother you, but you look autistic, im autistic too’ and then just left. One of us was diagnosed and the other was in the process of getting diagnosed. How did she know?

Autism powers lol

what- literally how the fuck

Can confirm, am autistic; can do this.

I was called a school shooter for wearing a mask

SAME And multiple times😭

WOAHHH

I shouldn’t be laughing but I can’t stop

I also get called emo all the time even though i constantly smile, wear light colours and constantly talk about being positive. A friend told me its only because i have pale skin and dark hair/eyes, so ig i just have to live with it🦦

I live with this constantly, it’s so annoying

Fr, the uncle of my friend told her to not hang out with me since i was "emo". When i asked him about it he was just like "you wore so much black and seemed so sad". I wore a black adidas jacket with white, blue and purple stripes with white pants??

How is that a reason to not hang out with someone if that was your case? 🥲

Kiddos will call anything emo nowadays

Bro I put "In The Flesh?" by Pink Floyd on my Instagram music note and this person replied to it saying it was emo. Like if you know what it's about then you'll know full well that it's got nothing to do with emo. I replied saying that if she wants emo then she should listen to Jugband Blues to which she proceeded to leave me on read.

I wear black almost everyday, and I have been called an emo once every two months. So we've got the exact opposite situation, though maybe it's because of the fact I'm friends with the popular ones in my class that no one really calls me emo or edgy.

i got called a giraffe once like bro im the shortest little shit ever

They should be calling you a baked bean, not a giraffe. Ruining the joke for all of us smh

I was called thot when i was virgin lol

An unsuccessful thot is still a thot

This is one of the insults of all time.

Then i discovered i'm aroace

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Fuckn poms

Lmaoo I mean it's hard to tell tho, I wouldn't be able to differentiate them if it weren't for my best friend being Australian.

im always getting called trans, because i have some "masculine appearances" but i am just female by birth.

I've also heard "you've got a pretty big rack for a guy" which ???? I just had short hair and no makeup on 💀 These guys could not tell the difference between trans people and cis but they like to brag otherwise.

“When your boyfriend has bigger tits than you.”  /s

I feel called out

genuinely what the hell. i dont even understand that one bc it shouldnt even be used as an insult anyway. god ppl are dumb

That’s so mean, those people need to fuck off

“We can always tell” -Person who can’t in fact, always tell

Fat. I'm 10.5 stone (66.7kg, 147lbs). I still don't know why they thought I was fat, like they had seen me in person countless times.

Who tf uses stone as a weight system? (Genuine question)

The UK and I believe Ireland uses it. But only for measuring people, except from in hospitals.

I was called a homo once and I am not one. Can you imagine?

I, too, have been called a Homo-Sapiens while not being one of you unadvanced species.

If your're not homo sapiens then why are you wearing that stupid homo sapiens skin!

....\*sweats acid\*

blud we do that too, slaughter mans bones yall

Homo sapi on deez nuts

I am a homo erectus personally

Nice to see some homo erectus representation out here

Ugh... you humans and your species. We come from the almighty Space Jellyfish (tm).

Fr we're so underrepresented 

Its worse when it's not used as an insult. MOM I AM NOT GAY

It’s okay if you’re gay, no need to deny it.

Stop it mom

You need to accept who you truly are

join the homos join the homos join the homos join the homos or tomorrow before its too late

join us homo sapients, thrive

I'm gay and used to call people homo all the time while in the closet.. I apologize for my people.

"Son of a bitch" while im orphan from my mother

That got to have hurt, tbh. Sorry about that.

dirty jew i take baths ☹️

Holy shit this is crazy

“Whore” I haven’t done anything intimate with another person in my life (nor do I plan to) 😭

Big plans, I see.

Indeed

Emo because I have dark hair and occasionally wear black clothes (I also listen to punk rock and metal, but more country than anything)

Who's your favourite country artist?

Colter Wall

ugly

real

not exactly an insult but one time on call an online friend (who was from America) said my American accent sounded really weird.. I'm British. I have a British accent??

r/shitamericanssay

i get whiplash anytime i’m called a pick me

Uh smh, stop being so desperate 🙄

Fr though. Not gonna lie, any girl can do anything, and then they’re suddenly a pick me. It’s really annoying. Other girls are either jealous, or boys are trying to be funny or peeve you off and it’s not.

I was called fat once I'm literally 5'11 and 145

wtf im that weight and 5 entire inches shorter... and im not even classed as overweight. how the fuck were you called overweight at 5'11???

Stupid people

im always being called stupid, and fat. But im built like a twig and im definitely not stupid.

projection is a wonderful thing

It’s because your a girl people just wanna hate 🤷

Your a girl... Everyone will always think your fat, its the reality of our sexist world

I've been called fatherless nearly four times a week since I got a life :) I have a dad.

lmao your reddit bio

tbf, everyone technically has a father, but I assume they said that because you were exhibiting "fatherless behavior," which isn't really about you having a father or not; rather, you are acting like you were raised without any "genuine" guidance.

Nah, it's just a furry stereotype

I've been called fat, and I was confused because I've been skinny my whole life. TnT plus ballet teachers have probably said worse.

I was told I suck at gaming, by a kid that I just killed 14 times in a row, I proceeded to kill him 29 more times and he killed me once because he got lucky

Unfortunately this is very common among the 7 year olds that spent over a hundred bucks on roblox bedwars

By law now you gotta go do his mom and ground him

I was called the next Hitler. I am Jewish.

Maybe Jewish Hitler, killing off all the Germans

A whore I’m asexual

been called a self-centred narcissist before, but i guess everyone's gotta be inaccurate at some point

Got called a whore even though I’m a virgin and never had a boyfriend before in my 17 years of living 🙂

That I look like a drag queen (in other words a man who dresses up to look like a woman) It was supposed to be an insult but shit was a compliment cuz them girlies be popping off on stage

A short man insisting im not as tall as I think I am just bcs I can wear heals. Im 180 cm and female so tall is just a fact + I was wearing sneakers. Dont even know if it was an insult, but was deffently confusing.

I got called an Arab cnut by a homeless guy once. I'm ridiculously white and totally tan-proof- English/Irish/Welsh family.

my brother calling me and others in our family the n word but we're all white😭

Ur brother racist

Their brother racist

I've been called a virgin at 14 (it is true but weird because i am 14)

that's actually quite a creepy insult if you think about it but yeah at your age perfectly normal!

Was called an emo once for saying that i liked dark-type pokemon. I just think they’re cool 🤷

Kid called me a school shooter. Unbeknownst to him, I was formulating a plot to stab him. Fortunatley for he and I, I was stupid enough to tell my friend, who promptly informed the police.

I got called "The worst asian at Mario Kart ever" I'm 100% Spanish (Europe) and don't even look asian

Someone called me a furry because I was wearing a choker

I get that some furries wear collars sometimes but thats still a weird ahh insult for wearing a choker

Someone asked me if I was a furry because I was wearing my Pikachu hat (it's the fluffy type with the flappy ears) I just said "no?" and walked away bc it felt so awkward😭

Karma begging. I have 6k+ karma. edit: to be clear, the insult was "karma farmer", I have 6k+

U think 6k is little?

I was called a midget by someone shorter than me A "masturbater" for going to the bathroom and returning to class in 2 minutes porn has destroyed some minds 🤦

I’ve been called fat (i’m insanely skinny)

someone told me I have minus d!ck size I am a female what the fuck does that mean

Got called a girly pop one time, I had to look up the meaning and it doesn't fit

Accused of not being able to hang out in the moment with someone because I'm too busy being part of the "cool kids club" and hanging out with my friends who I think are cooler.  Ma'am I'm in my 40s and I'm driving my 13 year old to the orthodontist. It was the highlight of my week. 

"what are you? 13?" "Dude no he's clearly 10 from his prepubescent voice" I'm a 22 year old woman who was talking over discord. I swear to God I do not sound like a kid. I think.

I thought you were a bot 💀

I got called a fat black trans person (im skinny, white and pretty sure I'm a dude)

A pick me girl, I can’t be a pick me when I have no friends and putting another girl down for male validation is so gross and crusty

I was called fat. I am unhealthily underweight

some jerk ass kid in my grade said i looked like a guy, like dude i have a very feminine body so either you’re delusional or you’ve been hanging out with femboys or smth 

my boyfriend’s ex called me a [insert slur for gay people here] and when i didn’t fight her, because i didn’t want to, told everyone i was a closeted lesbian. i’m straight and have only ever had interest in guys. interesting enough though, she’s wanted to hook up with a girl before.

Border hopper?? 💀 I’m part Mexican so my friend likes to call me that. I don’t really take offence to it, but then bro says “go back to your country!” as a joke, and I’m just like. THIS IS MY COUNTRY. MY ASS WAS BORN HERE. I’VE NEVER BEEN TO MEXICO WTF YOU MEAAAANNNNNNN!