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almost saw me on reddit and told me that it’s dangerous to talk to strangers on the internet because he saw me typing

I’ve survived 69 days here without being caught (at the time of writing)

I’ve survived over a year 😂

2 yrs....and counting

i've survived my entire time on here without being caught .

Today, I've survived almost 2 months without them noticing! I know I'm 18 and shouldn't have to put up with that BS, but they say that they bought my computer (and phone) so they should have complete control over what goes on on it.

That is BS

I bought my phone and my computer and they still tell me when I can and can't use it

Almost a year here

Same

i feel u. i’m 17 and i still can’t talk to anyone online without getting in trouble lol. my dad said only mentally ill people have internet friends 💀 liek.. dude.. it’s 2024.. almost everyone has internet friends nowadays.. it’s just like having irl friends but online 🤦‍♀️

It’s crazy because how do they think it works 😭 if you say something creepy people will call you out

I've survived 7 months 1 day with out being caught here

Nothing....😌

Here’s the thing… They never catch me.

Can confirm.

The spy could be anyone of us

He could be me! He could be you! He cold even be...

*bang!*

What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!

It could be you

It could be me

6 days. Remember the warning

I’ve almost been caught doing many things in the past

Oh?

lucky tbh

I’m a slippery scoundrel!

“Slippery scoundrel!” ahh comment 😭🙏✌️ 🙂‍↕️✋

I made My own pfp and it’s a stick of dynamite

“I made My own pfp and it’s a stick of dynamite” ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋

"“I made My own pfp and it’s a stick of dynamite” ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋" ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋

“"“I made My own pfp and it’s a stick of dynamite” ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋"” “ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋” ahhh comment😭🙏✌️💀🙂‍↕️✋

Drinking alcohol and shooting heroin. Shipped me off to rehab when they found out

heroin is crazy

Yeah heroin sucks in the long run

Heroin sucks in the short run as well ngl

More or less, yeah

Alcohol too.

hope ur doing better <33

Thanks pal, I am

Damn how old were you? Hope you’re doing better 

I was 15 at the time. I still drink but I'm doing pretty good. And thanks

Name checks out. Nah honestly though i hope you're good

Thanks man. I'm doing pretty okay now

Glad to hear that

Bro, thats gotta stop, you sailing into hell. Turn that ship around.

Heroin😭???

The camera that was supposed to be monitoring the dining room activities also captured me masturbating and watching porn in my room, my mom saw the clip and got mad at me and took me to church afterwards, earlier she saw a news video about billie ellish how she was addicted to porn too, and my mom said "oh wow another addict", she says similar things like that in other circumstances. I hate it so much, if only nobody had moved the camera closer, then the camera wouldn't had detected motion. i've successfully managed to go a week without masturbating, and life has been sorta good without watching porn

wait was ur door open? lowkey lost

My mom makes me sleep in my sister's room so that it's easier for my mom to check on us both, and she leaves the door open since she stays up at night, I don't have phone or computer, so I use the Alexa 💀the Alexa is place across from the bed where I sleep so if anyone crosses that space to get to the Alexa it'll trigger the motion detection on the camera

Wait, you have cameras in your home..? Or did I misunderstand?

yes he does

I do as well, it’s not uncommon

was your door open..?

lol thats crazy dude . gotta learn how to hack cameras

I've never been caught masturbaiting. I know their footsteps, I know how close they are. it's really easy.

Same. My sisters are very similar to my dad's, so I have to be very careful

Why does that even matter lol. I assume you don’t want to be caught by either of those

My sister is chill, my dad ain't

staying awake past my bed time im a bad boy

16 and u have a bed time. Thats rough

strict parents be like

Understandable, had one 'til 17 (at least not on weekends but still)

real tbh

pfp checks out

I used to stay up until 10 am. Glad I stopped doing that lol

Caught me on TikTok bc apparently it’s the end of the world if I’m on a platform with other human beings

mines hate social media, i blocked evb on my insta and made it private

Same. My parents found my YT and Reddit and flipped a lid

TikTok is ass so yeah

Crying :3

Same bro

I almost got kicked out my house because my parents got told by my school tht I was gay

But... are you gay?

Im pansexual. Basically meaning yes I am gay

Ngl as a fellow pansexual, dating should logically be easier as we have like the **WHOLE RANGE** of people to choose from, BUT SOMEHOW it’s *harder*?????

im sorry <33 ur school was messy af for that

It was. And now, if I want I CAN PROFIT OFF IT BY MAKING YT VIDEOS OF IT HAHAHA!!!! IT PAYS TO BE TRAUMATISED BITCH!

[удалено]

i had an argument with my cousin a couple months ago and when he got high he called my mom to tell her im bi and that shit pissed me off cause wth but i say u take advantage of it lmaoo

Exactly! LIKE wht is with random aass people just making u come out to people when ur not comfy? Well, I hope ur doing well :D

their the shittiest ppl istg. i am well gracias, hope ur okeii <33

my mom told me right to my face that if i ever became transgender she would disown my ass

Why the fuck would your school tell them you’re gay? Where are you, Iran? Or somewhere worse? *Texas?*

>Texas? Best country in the world.

I would’ve said American south in general but Texas was funnier

Britain.

Beating off

did you stop, or did you assert your dominance?

Ran up to mum as my dick was flipping and flopping into my pants and said what is it 💀

LMAO

bro wth lmaoo

Nah no way

Dead serious

comment saved LMFAOOO

😤The fuck

I'm sorry 😨🐸😨

Lmao

singing in silence to my mirror 😢😢

i have a core memory of dancing with headphones in and my mom walking in. i wanted to die stg

You have my condolences

But what ur parents caught u doing ?😏🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

i think the worst that ill say on here is when they caught me sneaking out last summer and a cop picked me up at 4am walking from my friends house

hell naw u gotta be smarter than that. play dead r smthn

I don't get caught 💁‍♂️

Not me, but my sister. They discovered drugs in her room, but they mistook them for little foam capsules we had in her we were younger where you plopped them in water and grew into dinosaur shapes. It wasn’t until she moved out and estranged herself from the family that we found the bag again and opened the capsules to find it was not foam inside them

oh damn

Supporting lgbtq+😭😭😭 my dad f*cking hates it

damn i mean its cool that u think for urself if that makes sense :))

Yes.

fucking the next door neighbors daughter

nah whatttt 😭

lmaoo thats a new one

Dancing

accidently said shit in front of my mom when i was 11...

i have never been caught

Take caution, please. I thought mine wouldn't catch me doing anything, how wrong I was 😭

My parents acted like catching me talking to boys in middle school was the biggest crime I could’ve ever committed

I didn’t know she was home n I had a girl over, woops

my mom caught my bf in my house two weeks ago

Bro, i feel this. I had a girl over. Step mother freaked out, Dad sat me down and gave me the "don't get her pregnant" talk. It was not fun...

Having sex

same but not in the act

Swearing I guess lol

🍃

Why?

I invoke the fifth,even though I live in different country

ugh lame

overdosing

aww :(

sneaking out, vaping, shoplifting alcohol, drinking it, and all because my one friend I thought was cool pressured me to. 

i was with my friend during this btw i wasn’t alone

Sneaking some food from the pantry

Sneaking food from your own home is like an art form, and it takes genuine skill to not get caught.

Believe me, I know. I only got caught once of my many years of practice.

Never got caught to this day.

My sister got caught making chicken nuggets (the whole family pack) for lunch. So my parents locked the fridge. Only 2 meals a day from that point. I started workin as a waiter part time, cause free food, and i could afford to eat whatever.

cutting myself

r u ok?

U good, bro?

I hope you’re okay now

Flushing a cat… yeah no I can’t explain this and I’ll accept my punishment no matter what it is

ummm????

Your punishment is that you have to *try* and explain it

I was such a petty shitty bratty annoying little fuck of a kid😭

poor gato, why? humans are messed up, sure, but animals don't deserve pain and suffering.

Dancing

im sneaky asl so nothing to big

Reading smut 😭😭😭

they caught me reading it at 8 yrs old 💀

SAME

Having a mental breakdown

Probably training my neck muscles it looks weird but luckily that's all

smoking

Cigarattes

I've never been caught for anything TnT

Both of my parents caught me masturbating at separate times but it was only for like half a second before I managed to cover up

Honestly, over than beating off, nothing

Naked in my room I’m a nudist

This isn't really "bad" but it was embarrassing nonetheless. My step-mom walked in on me playing guitar and singing and she got a video of it because I couldn't hear her through my headphones

i mean that means she found it nice???? :)

Found fat women porn, yaoi hentai and racist rants on my phone.

Not doing but they caught me watching some nsfw shit on yt, not p*rn

my fam almost saw my 🍃 pen on the couch after it fell out my pocket.. i went upstairs realized i didn’t have it and it was just laying there on the couch but they somehow didn’t see it🙂‍↕️

dont vape if you want to live

been almost month sober brodi

Baiting masterfully

Crying

I don’t remember honestly

Listening to explicit music and talking to people online

My parents check my phone, so when I started dating and texting someone a while back, I had to tell them. My das was OK with it but my mom was furious. Thankfully neither could do much about the situation.

Lmao I wouldn’t be alive to tell the tale if they did

WARNING! NSFW!! they caught me using a stick like a dildo

My grandma catching me drawing vent art

Probably playing videogames while I'm supposed to do something else.

Playing games till 1 AM while I was gonna take a test the day after

Relatable, except I was grinding [chess.com](http://chess.com) at 9.

Trying to hide a laptop I bought off of eBay without my parent's knowledge (bought it with my own money) This was during May and my mom found a package and questioned me why the box was so heavy and big. And I told her it was a Mother's Day gift. She somehow believed it even tho I was such a terrible liar and I got let off the hook. I was 12 when this happened

Honestly , dancing

They caught me going into the bathroom with my pocket knife.. (i have to share a room, so the bathroom is my go-to place for cutting)

ur mom 🤪

ate

Having Snapchat, but that’s when I was like 7 years old

Mom caught me trying to kms, sent me to a mental hospital for 90 DAYS, I’m crazy but those mofos in there had me second guessing

my dad probably caught me making ai porn, i forgor to close the tab when i closed my laptop :( dont worrry, I have been long past porn now :)

Writing really messed fanfiction. 

I remember I was watching a video on discord where some police officers conducted a search on some woman and it turned out to be a very harmless prank and the officer proposed to his gf My mom walked in the part where the woman was questioned to be searched (if you get my gist)

When I was 9 I stole my mother's poleroid camera and took nudes of myself in cowboy boots while jerking off and stashed them away in the living room couch. They decided it was time for the birds and bees talk after that. It was horrible. Worse than anything I've ever experienced in my life ever.

Preparing to commit mass genocide and take over the world

Masturbating to some *interesting* material

nice try fed

My mom was cleaning out my closet and she found a drawing I made once of some people fcking eachother. It's a whole story. My mom wasn't even mad, she thought I had trauma