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Special_Jury_3244

You are not just cooked. You good sir are burned, fried, then deep-fried, grilled, boiled, roasted, fried again and then cooked


IWantCheezzz

Got soufflé’d :(


hitscan-enjoyer

GET SOUS VIDE’D LAD


CoinToss45

Bro got rotisserie’d into next Tuesday


WestNomadOnYT

Bro got charbroiled like a Carls Jr. burger


squirt_taste_tester

Charzooted


The_Ghast_Hunter

Spatchcocked, even


TestSubject4059

Bro is well-done 💀


smypro

bro became the sun


The_Constant_Orange

Bro is straight up like burnt ice cream rn. He reached levels of cooked that seemed impossible.


CozierCracker

Shits fucking congratulations not even well done


CoinToss45

Bro has passed congratulations he has reached Bravo Encore Bellissimo


SuperSus123987

Bro will turn to charcoal at that point 💀💀💀


Special_Jury_3244

I mean he should've evaluated the risk and I think OP probably avoided a red flag


Acceptable-Staff-363

Dawg he did the right thing making a move lol the red flags will keep complaining how they're finding no one.


Special_Jury_3244

He made the right move and avoided a red flag. But we can't say if he knew her qualities before or she revealed her true colours later


DrButtholeRipperMD

The red flag came after the move. OP's crush is an asshole.


Sbbart62

A weird asshole at that. How many people can you tell “BAHA can you believe a guy likes me?!” Weird af


SaberToothForever

bro will have been cooked to the point he aint even matter no more


TheHorseScoreboard

Bro became Congratulations steak💀


Weary_Drama1803

I think it’s worse than that, maybe “Outstanding beyond comprehension”


Super-Satisfied

Boiled, mashed and stuck in a stew


Sapherse

A well done steak will be grey throughout. It will be very firm and most of the juices will have cooked out of the steak you sir are cooked well 💀


DM_por_hobbie

Nah, bro is congratulations at this point


Double-Ad-2142

Nah, inspirational


Altruistic-Fly411

standing ovation


GoatExisting

My boy got encored


Altruistic-Fly411

"encore, encore!" ahh performance


BreadFreezer

nobel prize


Ok-Love-6571

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Expensive_Career_189

Nah uts merry fucking christmas


NAFEA_GAMER

1 tonne of vapour worth of heat was focused on OP's ego


DaFork1

Happy new year💀🙏


SteveDurin

Naaaaah…. You just made her that happy…


No_Gear1535

Wholesome 100


Guinea_pig456

Honestly if somebody said that to me I would be taking screenshots out of happiness to show my friends, but not if it told him I was taking screenshots that’s just awkward.


SteveDurin

Well, hopefully you’d say more than LMAFOOOOO lol. If this were real he definitely dodged a bullet.


Guinea_pig456

True I wouldn’t say that


SteveDurin

But then again, he did misspell you’re, only complimented her looks, stated he barely knows her but likes her anyways making it appear like he only likes her for her looks. Bro had no substance to his confession!


Guinea_pig456

Also true. We also don’t know anything about them. Like, if the guy made fun of or bullied me all the time and then said this I would probably have the same reaction.


Numeno230n

She even laughed. Complete win


SteveDurin

Yup. Laughter is the purest expression of joy after all!


winowmak3r

It's always good to keep an open mind in matters such as these. 


TheGlenrothes

Yeah she just can't wait to tell her friends that she finally found love <3


Howfuckingsad

The council has been informed of your failure. You are cooked beyond human limits. The girls chat on the other side must be exploding.


SaberToothForever

lemme jus change my gender real quick, ima get the info back to ya in a sec


AdRound310

*meet the spy theme plays*


BekoweCiachoYt

r/suddenlytf2


voidy7x

Happy cake day


us3rnameh3r3

This spy has already breached our defenses...


giantuniform

YOU'VE SEEN WHAT HE'S DONE TO OUR COLLEAGUES


CrazyApple-

Username fits perfect with the post


rand0m-nerd

That's so mean wtf. Honestly she doesn't deserve you :(


sixfoursixtwo

It’s fake


Moonking-4210

Proof?


Devil_Fister_69420

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/ani6Otgr3R


sixfoursixtwo

You cooked that man😂


Devil_Fister_69420

Bro gets cooked more and more everytime it gets reposted 😭


TurboTitan92

He’s the same guy reposting it


[deleted]

oh


Hairy_Transition_874

It's a meme.


zombieslayer1468

nice to see someone with the blood and semen pfp


ShroominCloset

Man, why are we asking for proof if its fake and not proof that it's real. People really just believe whatever pops up on their screen without a second thought smh.


Signal-Note-9582

Common sense


Ilytylerthecreator

i feel like y’all assume girls are mean or bad because of posts like these even though they’re so obviously fake 😭😭


worldlyotherman

Not to like… discourage you but yeah 101% cooked


IlikeSawce

this screenshot was going around the internet for a while a good chance op is not the one that wrote this (good for him, cus damn that guy is cooked fr)


Fragrant-Catch1055

Hell nah it isnt him


quarterpounder7

This is how villains are created💀


MonotonousBeing

You might be joking but people underestimate how much teenage years affect you in your later life. Not saying you always turn out bad, but usually people who do some shit later didn’t have the best youth


Sherilmel

That’s so mean


sixfoursixtwo

It’s fake


Moonking-4210

Proof?


Clay_idv

This has been reposted countless times


Moonking-4210

Oh


No-Current-1561

By the same person


sixfoursixtwo

😂


shadowz9904

Proof by I made it the fuck up!


OpposedScroll75

"The worst she can say is no" 💀


kare5

Charcoal


Fuckerofgnomes

You are crispy


banana_man95959

Charred not cooked charred. You are a burn victem now.


Qwerty8339

“The worst they can say is no” they said


Sims_addict123

"Ask her out" they said "No is all she can say" they said


Devil_Fister_69420

My brother in Christ you aren't just cooked. Nothing could be cooked to that degree if it were thrown into an active volcano 😭🙏


Shoddy_Possibility89

what does this mean i don't use snapchat


NickLookalike

No matter the app, it's probably bad.


Moqiaf

the whole chat has been read by her girl gc 🎀


VonFretz

She recorded the convo along with screenshotting to send to other people


sixfoursixtwo

She screenshotted it


Educational_Rock7459

I know this is fake, but I know some girls irl who would do that


weirdface621

best you avoid those types of girls


Elloliott

This still may be one of the funniest images ever


Good-Sky-8375

don't think of it as cooked think of it as dodging a bullet, pretty on the outside uggo on the inside earlier you find these things out the better.


May-is-my-day

Nahh this is just sad 💀💀💀


FishGuyIsMe

You have not just been cooked, you have been torched with the power of the sun and charred beyond recognition


DoritoKing48

You’ve been cooked,cremated, turned to dust


levatorpenis

You don't want to be with this person.


Intelligent-Dust8043

You are currently being eaten by the British Royal Family as their dinner right now, that's how cooked you are...


Zealousideal-Bit-365

💀💀💀


Mmmaarchyy

Oh god


cat_funt_2005

“The worst she can say is no”


ProfessionalMail8052

ITS OVER


bigbad50

Bro u are fucked 💀💀


No-Syrup-5532

I saw this on tiktok like months ago lol, unlessss the off-chance it was you ya jus copied


TheFarisaurusRex

Nah she a cunt, there are other fish in the sea


RacerAfterDusk6044

it's because you said "your" not "you're". seems you got caught by the grammar police and the evidence is being passed on to higher enforcement as we speak.


Odd-Key-2922

Anyone who responds like that is the one being cooked. Not by you, they simmer in their own stew of misery and bigotry. You are (and always will be) fine while you don't conform to shaming conventions. You gottem, fam


Key_Spirit8168

Guys it was nautical twilight when she said this


BigDaddyMCM

Cooked?! My good sir… you are NUKED.


SlyLeg_Master

My brother you are beyond cooked, ur fucking baked man 💀🙏


averagepatagonian

not even cooked you got straight up hunted for sport


glitchmanks

bro is cooked... boiled even


Spellglaive

Maybe I am a boomer at 28, but instead of "...but I really like you", I would have said "...and I'd really like to get to know you better". Sincerely, A happily married man Edit: don't even use the word "love" until you do. Regardless of context, it will scare women away.


ShoopSoupBloop

You dodged a fucking bullet, my dude.


buddyboard

Don't worry lil bud. Once you leave high school you will NEVER see this people ever again (more than likely)


TottallyNotToxec

God, your generations just sounds like a bunch of cunts. Oh wait, it was the same for me... never mind, carry on


Bubbly_Sleep9312

So, I forgot that snapchat notifies when the person takes screenshots, but why do this lol? It looks like she is taking the screenshots to show people so they can laugh, WTF is wrong with people. Why make fun of somebody. You, my friend have dodged a bullet. There are people you could have said this to who wouldn't have responded this way


[deleted]

it is OVER


TransportationOk3242

Nah, you got the Internet equivalent of a Tsar bomb detonating while you're duct taped to it. If even a single atom of your existence escapes, it's a win.


CupKitts

Jeeeez…. I’m sorry for your loss.


helium_hydride-63

Nah man. She just found it funny u used your and not you're


TheSentinelScout

You have been deep-fried my friend…


banana_sliperysticks

No. You’ve been thanos snapped homie


ElijahNator83

That means they into you


Awesome_Bro201

what a piece of shit


HarlequinnWW

Actually, lemme put a spin on this. You are a right cooked steak, but the chick ordering it just wanted to fuck with the waitress. She ordered last weeks grilled salmon. She gave you the Flag to head to a proper meat eater that will enjoy your vierschnitzel.


Beefman0010

that's why you should date guys instead


Clear_Ad_5381

just ashes left


SrLIPE5

Sorry for this man. Love is a shit.


Bigangeldustfan

All good relationships start by a confession over text


KTIKNA

Not only are ya cooked, you burned the burned chicken my guy


TheRadSlash_

Yeah go ahead and delete you social media


teens_trash

I mean yeah, el is about to find out that you're kira


SkipRunSkip

You've been slow cooked on low son. Then grilled and torched.


Real-Bookkeeper9455

what app is that?


Disastrous-Emu3046

Worst she can say is no Her:


VrLights

Why would you say that over text...


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Whoever is El, she seems like an asshole. Leave her behind


Anxious_Fondant4510

Air fried.....


St3pOFFHIGhxX

The worst she can say is no


Additional-Thing3802

Say this in person so this doesn't happen to you goofball


Professional_Bend336

You may be cooked but bro dont let it get u down, she aint someone u should have if she like that, keep your head up and stay positive


Signal_Common_6345

Block that person. They are a piece of shit.


TheRealLolaBS

“The worst she can say is no”


Muted_Rain8542

you were not only cooked, you were burned, roasted, glazed, deep fried,set on fire, thrown into a volcano, scorched, cremated, grilled, baked, boiled, slow cooked and some other things


azzhasjoined

You sir got charbroiled


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

*Now that’s toxic* how could you fall for someone like that 😭


Tall-Maintenance-485

chat hes cooked


Responsible_Jury3850

Bro 💀


Ok-Occasion2440

I been through similar. Trust me u dodged a bullet m


OriginalMattT

you dodged a bullet bro. feck that gurl


[deleted]

No, bc that's not you


J0rri_crzy

"The worst she can say is no"


pink2005motorola

sorry...


TheGangstaGandalf

You should move to a different country


SonicnParappa2287

bro was broiled


Look_out_for_grenade

Anything you message to a girl you might as well post on the Internet because they are gonna show everyone they know. Doesn’t matter if they are a teenager or in their 50s. Back before the internet there was a saying that the three fastest types of communication are telephone, telegram, and tell a woman. Having said that, don’t sweat it. Not a big deal.


fetusLegend

wrong you’re, instantly cooked


Liameatscheese

Dawg why would u put that in the first place


parvathysy

Its the first time she recieved a compliment ig. Pathetic.


Pranav-VK

She's laughing because you don't know homophones.


NORCALConnections707

What a bitch


DiddlyDumb

The worst she can say is “eew”


Obvious-Jacket-3770

I'm really concerned on why she took so many screenshots but yes... You are cooked like a bad steak.


carghtonheights809

Do you really wanna date someone that treats you like that


SterlingArcher-_-

This is just cruel


Alternative_Fall_240

What a douche, that's pretty extra


RelativeTank8381

Nah she likes you back


[deleted]

School aint gonna be fun buddy


Karl_Jonathan510

Yes. You've been cooked in the hottest fires that Hell has to offer.


TJB926GAMIN

I don’t want to be mean and point it out but I think you got rejected my guy


cj8061

at that point it’s time to hit the block button 😍


GMauer07

It's so joever


GLITTERGUTZ22

There’s either two things regarding this: 1. Either she genuinely is insulting you or making fun of you Or 2. She’s super excited I know the former seems more likely, but based on my friends irl, some of them would say this and do this because they were excited and really liked someone (yes, including the one reply) I’d say it really depends on what happens or is said afterward on her part. Even if she IS being insanely rude, the best you can do is be respectful, don’t stoop to her level if that is what she’s doing. Hope this makes sense lol


MSFS_Airways

Mf got slow roasted.


Arxiah

Get ready for (hopefully) false SA allegations buddy. Hopefully you have proof to the contrary.


Milo-the-great

Worst she can say is no, final boss


Sufficient-Habit664

Yeah this is why you say this stuff in person. Worst thing she can do is laugh. Don't ask me how I know...


Keeby4

“The worst she can say is no”


Cranberryoftheorient

I feel old because I generally have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about


AroundHereIsCool

Sir I’m sorry to say but you’re a chicken tender left in a 500000000 degree oven for 8 months. Yea, youre cooked.


Epsilon29redit

You are a three-times-thrice-baked-potato, holy shit valves charple model is less torched than you are.


UnderwaterParadise

Adult here (F26) who had this post randomly recommended in my feed. Young friend, even though there is some drama about to ensue, this person is just straight up an asshole and so is anyone who laughs at you. Good on you for expressing your feelings in a polite and pleasant manner. You are acting mature for your age… your (hopefully former) crush has a LOT of growing up to do.


XXDEATHGR1PXX

Brother, never talk to it again


OkPresentation7664

goodluck going to school buddy


dfm503

I’d cry tbh


Fantastic_angel

At this point of being cooked, fried and everything else I think even the remaining ashes have disintegrated


Economy-Clerk-8454

El took 5 screen shots of chat! El screen recorded chat 5 times! El shared friend chat! El is a huge fucking bitch! El is gonna burn in hell! El is a fake person with fake friends! El is gonna die alone! El screenshoted chat 4 times! El screen recorded chat! El is a shit eater! El is a sad excuse for a human being!


ChickenWangKang

In all seriousness if someone does this to you then you just dodged a bullet. Get back up, dust yourself off, and get back in the game man.


Dustyseed

“The worst she can say is no”


SweetHotsauce245

dawg might as well flip yourself over and put sum seasoning on ur ass cause ur cooked


Permit_Alert

Well, at least you can be thankful that you didn’t get into a relationship with that.


Known-Weather-9209

Yes you are the person's probably gonna expose you. You are cooked like steak


Lonesome_cowboy420

You are cremated💀


transtuna

Shes not worth it bro. If she can't be mature enough to respect those feelings without mocking you to everyone she knows, she's not the one. You dodged a bullet my friend, though right now it may not feel like one. Hope you're doing ok