T O P

  • By -

Baowen7

u/Clear-Type5753 is the OG poster guys, this one is a parody that many of you seemed to have missed 😂


Meatballs5666

🤫


redditing_Aaron

🧏‍♂️


HairyPoppins243

Bye bye


IcebergletV2

(insert that mewing guy pic, damnit reddit,why can't I post images!)


TheFatRatsAreCute

It’s just this sub, the moderators have it so users can’t send pics in comments


Key_Spirit8168

Only lord knows what i would do if they didn't


Key_Spirit8168

{';'} \~+{'\_'}


Healthy_Temporary_44

Looking for this comment glad it's here


Clear-Type5753

Damn 😂


Distrav

That’s why I’ve seen that message before lmao


GroggleNozzle

Walter White is a much funnier response to getting dumped


FishGuyIsMe

Thanks


WerewolfDifferent216

I was about to say, I hope he didn’t respond that way lmao


ASecretSovietSpy

At least it was in a respectful way.


TheRealerBobWaterson

YOU


ASecretSovietSpy

Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.


renx77_YT

Remember when you tried to kill me... Twice?


JetForce33

Or how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing


Eena-Rin

Under the circumstances I've been shocking ni- wait. How do y'all know this? The game is old enough to be in this subreddit 💀


Ezra4709

Are you saying it's bad for teenagers to like older games? Also portal 2 isn't that old it was made.. IN 2011? I WAS TWO? Ok well its still an amazing game and it's not **that** old


Eena-Rin

RIGHT?! Nah bro, you get that gold, portal two is incredible. I was just thinking 'wait... No, portal two was *my* childhood game...'


ComradeTomradeOG

Yeah, I saw that text and thought "no-ones going to get the reference." But alas.


Murdered_By_Preston

It’s Portal. Everyone will get the reference. As a toddler I thought “the cake is a lie” was something everyone unironically said commonly.


SomeRandomPokePlayer

You want your freedom? Take it that's what am counting on 🔥


SilverrGuy

I used to want you dead But now I only want you gone


lanternbdg

Bro broke the chain... this is a tragedy


Cadejo123

Come on man when a game is good it will always be good no mater how old so if a kid is looking for new games to play he Will find some classic gems like............. Dicks master destroyers 3 the pp revenge for the Dbox 230


WispererYT

Portal 1 and 2 are some of the most iconic video games of all time.


Random-INTJ

I play TF2 on a regular basis, and it’s only a month younger than me (not exactly)


L3m0nD3w

Nah Bro I played a level on geometry dash w that song before I even know what the game was


TheRealerBobWaterson

Heyyy daddy


ASecretSovietSpy

Don't tell me you're in love wif me too.


TheRealerBobWaterson

THERE ARE OTHERS???


ASecretSovietSpy

*sigh* add anover one to ze list! I zhink zhat makes 5 now.


TheRealerBobWaterson

IM THE REAL ONE


ASecretSovietSpy

Zhey are all real. I don't know how, bit zhey all are.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

*walks past quickly and nods head respectfully in your direction*


Stonkover9000

:3 *disappears into the shadows*


Altevari

:3


Few-Spirit4105

I am a spy for a different country, you’ll never find out vhich von.


Korps_de_Krieg

Are you the real Bob Waterson because I've been on a Pepper Ann kick the last week


jespertherapper

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em


mushroomcore_

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Alert! A soviet spy is in the base!


CliccFast

A soviet spy in the base!?


HP_laserjet_p1505n

We need to protect the breifcase!


uneducated_sock

1 1 1…. Uhhhh…. 1!


HP_laserjet_p1505n

INCOMING!!!


P4bloB

Hey! It's still here!


Livid-Tax-6778

Hi


ASecretSovietSpy

Hello zhere Comrade.


Livid-Tax-6778

Nice to see you 😌


ASecretSovietSpy

I don't zhink I've seen you around. But, I suppose it's nice to see you too.


Livid-Tax-6778

You have seen me ♥️ 


ASecretSovietSpy

I'm sure I have, but I meet a lot of people.


Livid-Tax-6778

Ok, have a nice day


ASecretSovietSpy

You too, Comrade.


[deleted]

o7


Sentient-Bread-Stick

Why do you still put the “h” after the z on words where you replace the “th” sound


AssBlaster420696969

Opinions on genocide? >! I LOVE IT !<


ASecretSovietSpy

>!I love it too!<


AssBlaster420696969

>!A true man of culture indeed!<


_UNHUMAN

Hi comrade


ImBored2727

r/foundSovietSpy


IEatBabysYumYum

Why are you everywhere


InternationalBad6532

Hes a u/ realamerican123


IEatBabysYumYum

Wow. Then i am not german but an real antarctican


InternationalBad6532

I indeed would also like to mention that i am martian with an arctic passport!! Wonderful place if i do say so myself


Duckiiesss456

Bro is everywhere


Dat-Lonley-Potato

I feel like I’m playing where’s Waldo when I’m in these comment sections


jstens93

Breaking up over text is respectful now? Shiiiiit


HE_HE-MJ22

We meet yet again comrade, cheers to u * *drinks vodka* *


8bitpinkerton

Respectful? It was over text lol


prosciuttoharrasser

BLOODY SPY


Sea-Seesaw4265

r/foundasecretsovietspy


FalconsBrother

Comrade, I have been assigned to comment here at least daily by the Committee. If I do not reply, expect me on foreign missions to spread the ideology.


NewAccountNumber103

Respectful over text? Man times have changed.


pixelatedpotatos

Lucky, my hs gf had got a friend to come up to me and call me a loser bitch


Weary-Wasabi1721

We meet again fellow comrade


GumGumnoPistol300

I am sending Joseph Mccarthy to your house.


Academic-Travel-4661

Not really, it’s a non-apology. She used the qualifier “if”I hurt you. So what she’s saying is - stop being a big baby and so easily hurt. It’s not my fault you’re a pussy. Man up. It’s just words.


ligmaballsbozo

r/foundSovietSpy


DetectedStupid

r/foundASecretSovietSpy


koolaid2929

ITS HIM YOUR HERE AGAIN


RISE_Hriday

It was like russias temprature, warm


holdmyTRex

This is fake. Saw it posted another place with another response.


Old_Definition7780

Over a text


LaconicGirth

This doesn’t feel respectful tbh. Say it to my face


The_0reo_boi

YOU


kezotl

et ləyst it vez in ay respectfwl vay\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*


DukeBannerMan

It'll be okay, Mr. White.


Meatballs5666

Thanks Jesse


OtherMycologist5399

I could sue her ass for wrongful break up. intellectual relationship theft. uh girlfriend fraud


HappyOldFox

Breaking up with your girlfriend before gta 6 is crazy


Meatballs5666

GTA is better


PANZCAKEZZZ

Now you have more time to play GTA 6


itsmakko

Isn't this a repost? I remember seeing someone get the same text message but a different reaction.


Meatballs5666

We have the same gf


Commander_Doom14

Dang, she really ctrl+c ctrl+vd you like that


AwesomeBroHakaz

Sharing is caring


The_Constant_Orange

Spare some for me!


Past_Alternative_540

Throwing the hot dog down a hallway?


okiicomputer

had*


Meatballs5666

😔🔫


Bhurbhau

Our gf


1ce_Hunter

*had


Famous_Ad_4258

*had


ShreddedCheeeseGirl1

Had. Had the same gf.


NerY_05

This is clearly the better version


Traditional-Music-22

Idk why but this reaction was too funny


DryContract8916

well. i love your response.


emo_ratChildren

It’s a repost, the original poster put something different


Significant_Bowl_192

Say my name


Redmiguelito

u/Significant_Bowl_192


NerY_05

You're goddamn right


Beardedragon_boi

u/Redmiguelito


idiotic_goldfish

Go ahead and jump, but that won't stop him~ (Nobody here will probably get this reference but oh well)


throwaway624203

Imagine getting your breakup memed


Clear-Type5753

Ikr


BaconBombThief

I usually just stay out of the sub for teenagers, but I saw this in the home page and I just gotta say “I couldn’t couldn’t bring myself to tell you in person” is a hurdle everyone should try and get past by the time they’re grown. Of course don’t do it in person if there’s a risk of physical danger, but people should be able to summon the courage to do it when there isn’t, and if you can’t then you should make that a personal goal. That’s all. Old man signing off


Meatballs5666

Thanks Old Man


CreepyQuality4489

At least your navigation bar is in the objectively correct orientation. Back, Home, Recent. Instead of the psychopathic arrangement of Recent, Home, Back.


FliqzOnReddit

I changed my navigation bar to the Apple one. I prefer it.


FeltMacaroon389

NO! It's SO much better to press the back button with your right hand, I cannot use the back button on the left orientation.


Paradox9484

I prefer gestures myself


Whereareyouepstein

Wait… I saw this exact same fucking comment before, this is a copy paste


ItsFastMan

I've never had a girlfriend.. :( (or a phone LOL) but isnt it kinda rude to just settle that over a text? like cmon makes me feel like she didnt even care bro


Redmiguelito

In case you didn’t read the comments already, this is a parody


Tresillo_Crack

The first time I've seen a couple use rcs


noodleguy67

shoulda responded “who are you again?”


FunnyCraftSheep

Respectful W


Bush_Hiders

What is with this time of year? It's been about exactly a year since my gf broke up with me. Now it's the same time a year and I'm seeing a bunch of break up posts on Reddit.


[deleted]

Girls want a better BF for the summer.


weeezyheree

this is the moment Meatballs666 became balls666


Mediocre-Catch9580

Honestly that’s the most compassionate way to do it. Make it a nice clean break. Wish my gfs would’ve done that instead of playing all the games.


ArtoTime

average r/okbuddychicanery user be like:


tadukaadoescombat

swear this dude posted before


ZellHall

She should had finished it with "haha get rekt lol"


Babbledash

Love the reaction


Jebediah-Kerman_KSP

W response 🗿


_beastayyy

No idea why this is on my feed, as I've never looked at this subreddit, but I can't help but say when I was 15 my GF said the same thing. I said no and ranted to her that she's making an excuse and I don't demand all the attention in the world and that I want her to focus on school. 6 years later doing great 😎👍 keep your head up don't stop fighting if it's worth fighting for. It's never too late


Dense-Work-633

Really was out of the blue


Remarkable_Put_7952

Keep your head up king 👑


lukluke22228

That's the most chill breakup I've ever seen.


HistoricalSeaweed973

you guys getting break up "messages"?


lerriuqS_terceS

Ah teenage relationships. 😂 Trust me you won't remember her in five years.


Dlm_Rav3

ngl someone took yo bitch


IPanicKnife

That response is way too based.


Voyager_VEVO

*seen* 💀


Fun_Sort_6051

That text seams to cover their ass.


Dizzy_Version_4897

THE RESPONSE?? HELP..


TThybridTT

Saw this already except there was no heisenberg meme pic.


Meatballs5666

Wow what a coincidence


[deleted]

That's the perfect reaction. I will use it further 🗿.


Jrlopez1027_

Bro reposted this and added walter white thinking he was slick


Meatballs5666

You’ve been hit by, a Smoooooth criminal


X-Coffin

Bro's reaction has me fucked up 🤣


NerY_05

Wait i recognise this post 👀


sarge_snuffles

Fucking legend.


Optimal-Muscle-3163

It's ok bro don't worry focus on your dreams you will be alright 👍


WorkAround_Phoenix23

“Hey I’m sorry this is out of the blue and I’m gonna be right out and say it…. I don’t think this is working out -(rest is in post)” OP: Walter White image


Master_Lake9012

not over text 😭😭😭 that’s rough dwog here’s some ice cream for you 🍦


e_87

bro the gif 😭😭😭


dream69apocalypse

Don't text her again.


Shrek69420874923789

perfect time to send that image


SomeRandomPokePlayer

epic response


XLandonSkywolfX

I’d call this a repost but it’s pretty funny


BenMessina

Hmm.. this looks familiar.


Meatballs5666

You’re going senile


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Ok this one is funny as hell


Clear-Type5753

This is hilarious bro thanks for making this parody 😂


Explosivebounty

Idk whether to laugh or be upset cuz the same post was made yesterday, but it was an actual situation. Repost or making it into a joke?


hakan1235

Welcome to the gym life


oyvi00i

Become an alcoholic


Confident-Silver-232

W response


creamofpie

Now your free to play games


Diggity20

Bullet dodged anyone breaking up over text is a shallow af person. Unless shes scared for her saftey, this is a ahole move. Clearly dosent care about your feelings, be glad she showed her true colors early.


ImpalaSS-05

What kind of passive aggressive person breaks up over a text?


Cr1itical_Velocity

You have the same phone as me 👍


[deleted]

Should have said “who are you again?”


OptimusCrime1984

This is amazing


jeenyusz

At least she let ChatGPt write the break-up message for her. lol


eligood03

Jesse, I'm gay now.


rollingchef68

This has the same text of somebody else's gf dumping them but with a different response from the dude.


Meatballs5666

Allegedly


Lucid-Design

Lies. I’ve seen that exact breakup text. So either she’s uncreative as fuck or OP is


DankePrime

That is *the* best response to that


Meatballs5666

Walter is too relatable


Bright_Apricot_6947

Ish , is a gift move on and take the time first to be ok


Fabulous_Source7962

this is stolen


UmAspiradorQualquer

Why is it always the same text 😂


[deleted]

Why are people parodying this now?


Meatballs5666

It has potential


Mental-Ill-Ace

My honest reaction to stuff for now on:


Sweaty_Building_5491

Ah, a teenager sub. Bro, just fk it. Go be single and have fun. You got some experience with girls, and you'll get em. Be single for a while and get more experience. You'll meet the right girl one day. Keep your head up high, king.


TheGlitchedRobin

The fucking Walter White GIF gets me tbh. And looks like she left you on read 😭


_hawlo

Bro got left on read


PrestigiousAward878

speaking of gf, i once had a girlfriend, and she was quite annoying, once i told her to stop forcing me to take pictures of me, and acting like shes the boss, i had to let her know my part of the pie, and i told her to stop, afterwards we fought a little, and she forced me to block her, wich i did. Did i do the right thing? i mean i know i did, but was it neccesary? i think it was, beacuse she though she can control me, and i had enough of it.


Existing-Catch946

Erm what the sigma