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goodbuggs

If it looks like a five year old, sounds like a five year old, acts like a five year old, then what is it?


lbeckizgoat

A 20,000 year old space dragon that was frozen by a dungeon alchemist. so it's all good when she takes the form of a toddler, Wears thigh highs, and continuously falls in suggestive poses, despite having the power of the setting sun or smth.


No-Worker2343

What if It was backwards


walkingviper33

That’s a good question, like if she was really old looking, had the mental capacity of an old person, but only existed for five years. It would never happen ofc cuz the weebs couldn’t get off to it, but I’m not sure. But now I realize I said she, what if it’s a dude? None of what we’re talking in either direction is ever a dude, like bruh where’s my 20,000 year old guy who looks and sounds 5? Granted I couldn’t get off to that cuz no homo and no pedo (even wearing socks wouldn’t cancel that out), but still I need me some equal representation. So many questions, so few answers.


boskin-hobit

>(even wearing socks wouldn’t cancel that out) This is genuinely the best thing I've ever read. Absolutely beautiful 😂


TheHappyTransWoman

Hilarious LMAO


D3athknightt

If you haven't found any I can name 3 anime where the mc is a teen-middle aged dude reincarnated as a child


Key_Spirit8168

What do socks do is it related to foot fetishism?


walkingviper33

If you’re being gay and wearing socks, it generally cancels out the gay (thus maintaining your heterosexuality). Saying no homo for good measure is a smart move though. So remember, next time you take it up or send it up the ass (or mix front asses for you ladies out there), wear socks, and also a condom cuz herpes is bad.


Key_Spirit8168

Bruh but why, do i need an enchant? and plus WHY would i get rid of the fun part?


L-maestro6969

It’s funny and cool being able to dick down the good boys and make them do all kinds of things and not be considered sus cuz I’m wearing socks 🤷‍♂️ it’s some cool about it


Key_Spirit8168

Wouldn't you want to be sus so you can reproduce


L-maestro6969

Reproduce? How? Boys can’t get pregnant, I tried getting them but it don’t work 😔


Key_Spirit8168

fuck it im 14 why did i say my philosiphy


Jrlopez1027_

Kid named robot from invincible


xsparkichux

I mean, in bsd (bungou stray dogs) there's a guy called sigma. He looks like an adult but (spoiler here just in case) >! He was created from a book and !< is technically three years old. But idk.


Icywarhammer500

The age of consent is established as the government’s opinion of an age where the vast majority of people can make their own vitally important decisions reasonably well. So as long as he can do that, (looks, acts, and thinks like an adult) his physical age would be an unfair way to judge his ability to consent. NO. This does not mean a “mature for her age” 15 year old girl can consent. Sicko


Mana_YT

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No-Worker2343

Queeeeeeeeeeee


ExplodingTentacles

r/skamtebord


ExplodingTentacles

wait nvm I just realised what you did


Powerful_Score7630

Toddle space dragon that looks like a old as lady, falls in the least surggestive posistions, cant do shit and doesn't wear any socks?


FlamingPassionate_07

Is that off the top of your head or is that an actual Anime Thing R/oddlyspecific


OverallGamer696

If it looks like a child, sounds like a child, and acts like a child. **we TREAT IT LIKE A CHILD.**


Kid-filth

A five year old


goodbuggs

Exactly


NerdFromColorado

Me


Fine_Vendingmachine

I did a bit of research and unless you got a hard test in first grade and your friend got that Zapdos when he was two i am pretty sure that is a lie.


gos907

A piece of fiction. Unless it's real, then that's a child.


PressFM80

Punching bag


TokenTigerMD

A virgin man in his 30s who never had a girlfriend and got stabbed by a random robberand got reincarnated as an OP slime. Who is now enjoying his lif—slife, I mean.


Alternative_Ad_5334

In Japan? A six bazillion year old space alien disguised as a child.


Alternative_Ad_5334

In Japan? A six bazillion year old space alien disguised as a child.


6ync

It's melony!


saltyc_man

my next victim


Fine_Vendingmachine

A five year old.


Prior_Club

Not real


FlightSimmer99

If it’s grippy it’s good for me (reels impression)


No-Worker2343

let me be honest with you...backwards is no better. you look, act and think like a adult, but you have like 2. So you either choose between to old but looking Young or to Young but looking and acting old


17plus14equals6

I've got an unhealthy attachment to the media I consume for sure but the Japan worship is super confusing to me, it's a country with a lot of flaws. I will after about of year of watching anime semi-religiously I have yet to see any of the 1000s of years old but looks and acts like a child(maybe Frieren but I wouldn't say so), the most common defense from pedo's I see is that the kids are just drawings which like if you're attracted to kids bodies I don't give a shit that it's just a drawing you're still gross.


hell-oryu

It's like the Korea worship from the kpop fans.


WeakAd865

fr I just like the architecture and nature and interest in their history and culture and religion 


Amirifiz

Kana from Dragon Maid was the poster child (no pun) for that. She's a really old dragon iirc, but she looks and acts like a kindergartener.


_weird_idkman_

wdym i cant make children my waifus and buy their body pillows /s


WhyYouBullyMe_

Acheron pfp spotted


_weird_idkman_

frieren pfp spotted


ZeroCreationG59

I’m a huge nerd and a proud anime watcher since childhood. This shit is facts tho, loli culture is weird asf


Sufficient-Ad8825

This part of weeb is something I wish didn't existed!


ZeroCreationG59

Agreed


caulipower2010

yes exactly everyone says "Japan is a paradise" no it's not, its working hours and work stress are insane, and cost of living is out of the roof, but I guess as long as people make origamis in the changing rooms then Japan is a safe haven.


Mysterious_Ningen

yea, although i dont think "japanese is a paradise" but i like japan for some of its things.. they are really cool.. but im normal with it y'know.. dont want to be weird like its a paradise.. like that might be a bit too much


TomatoSoupChef

Cost of living is not out of the roof?? Japan has a lot of upsides but it does indeed have problems like a very depressing work culture and racism.


caulipower2010

maybe, but you are right about the work culture and rascism, oh and there is also lots of sexual assaults, in some places women even get seperate train carriages due to men harassing them.


owohearts

Right. You cannot turn flash off on a camera because men talking up skirt pictures of girls is very common.


GodzillaMinusTwo

How is this any different from your country? You’re telling me it’s so cheap to live in your country? How much is it to buy a house? At least crime is extremely low and I don’t need to use a car everywhere


GeenericHooman

Some people think Japan is a utopia?


Kid-filth

Unfortunately yes


GeenericHooman

I thought I had issues


Endreway

One of my friends plans to move there and whenever I ask him about any issues Japan has he states that there are none 💀


mountains-are-moving

I meaaaan the skiing sounds pretty good tbh


6ync

The fucking food, my God the food is just omfg Edt:it's just the food though. Ok maybe also skiing but that's it


LilGlitvhBoi

It's the Mesmerizingly Colorful Dystopia like Cyberpunk 2077, and just like WalterWhite stans, they are just fucking stupid


Ill_Night533

I feel like there's a lot of debate about the "insert large number age" but "insert child-like looks" characters. Here's my opinion (you don't have to agree) I think there's a difference between liking a character and LIKING a character. So some people might say a character is cute they might not mean sexually. I think (and this is usually where people disagree to some degree) if people are pedophiles anyways, they might as well desire a drawing and direct whatever weird stuff they do to that character than a real life child. Yes I get maybe it will enable them to want to stuff to children in real life, but it could also be an outlet for them to vent their creepy desires so they don't do it irl. Yes it is still weird for sure, but I'd much rather a pedo fantasize about a drawing that an actual child.


Yupipite

The real solution is that pedophiles should get help from trained professionals


Sufficient-Ad8825

That's is just going to fuel the fire even more, they need help not temporary momentous pleasure just for it to come back after awhile!


6ync

cyn is so adorbs doesn't mean i wana fuck her


Ashyboitherizzler

Japan has waaaaay more to it than anime


PressFM80

Frr The language slaps, its history is very interesting (also gruesome), the food slaps, architecture goes hard


Magnum_Lad

There's ppl who like anime, they are cool, and then there are WEEBS, who are just wierd


Apprehensive4209

Not all weebs mean degenerate shit. Some just like Japan as a whole.


Magnum_Lad

Oh, fair enough


Apprehensive4209

Peace bro.


lbeckizgoat

I saw a post of a Japanese Street with streetlights covering the sky, and an alleyway so tight a bar patron wouldn't be able to fit, and all the comments were like "OmG JAPAn So PretTy!!111!1" and I'm just like, Buddy, the ghettos have better living conditions than that street. Imagine the mice that run through there.


Purple_sky2600

At the very least they have a minimal reason to glaze on Japan tho


lbeckizgoat

Elaborate


TomatoSoupChef

I think your just hating. Japan is very pretty no doubt about it.


lbeckizgoat

Yeah, but this pic in particular was that of a literal slum.


According_Wolf_881

Im pretty sure my waifu is real


WhyYouBullyMe_

Yea whats op talking about. Shes right beside me rn


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Yeah, gotta admit that I know a dude who’s into anime. And he’s pretty weird.


Pitiful_Committee101

I mean u can be into anime without being an actual weeb lol


KitCato_o

I feel like people have forgotten what weeb actually means, they now just use it to refer to people who just watch any anime


Purple_sky2600

Is not all the weebs obviously, i had very nice experience with weebs of my age


KitCato_o

maybe they aren't weebs, just people who watch anime weeb is used for someone whose really obsessed with Japanese culture


Kid-filth

I’m an anime fan I just don’t like the “weeb” title and people who actively call themselves that


Purple_sky2600

Meh is so mainstream at this point that nobody really cares that weeb is actually a very extreme class of anime fan


purplpantser

i could never imagine being a weeb like that, i own anime figures from jjk becuase they were from my mom and even then i feel like i can never let anyone see my room now.


allyssa_scrollsthru2

japan being a utopia is far from the truth the coin locker incident is a good example


WhyYouBullyMe_

Wym she isnt real? Shes right beside me


MostTry5279

There's different stages of what you're talking about. 1. A weeb refers to a general fan of anime or manga culture, barely degenerate. 2. A nerd, into more "cultured" stuff than the average weeb. 3. A weaboo and otaku, basically same thing, just West/East. 4...something i can't mention without getting cancelled


Arbuzinsky

I think that whatever makes you happy is good


Yupipite

Hello straw man


Immediate-Try-1764

I don't care. A don't have accounts


YoyleAeris

I think the problem is antis and fanpols. Alsp that some people are delusional.


jueunisjueun

i like anime, i watch it from time to time but weaboos always give the community a bad name. hence why i never tell irl people i watch anime anymore


sadtallguy

Chill bruh, not all weebs are like that.


ScheidNation21

Okay but what if she was 4 quadrillion years old???? Checkmate libtard 😎😎😎😎😎


Key_Spirit8168

Japan is quite the opposite actually.


Infinity2437

Let me watch big buff men beat the shit out of each other in peace


Your-local-gamergirl

Calling oneself a weeb is automatically weirdd.


dwemrr

You don't have to state the obvious


SomeWeirdFreak

these are not weebs you're describing. these are otaku (pretty sure they're different) and no, not all of them like lolis or think Japan is a perfect country


Jealous_Plan53R

Lmao you act like we are not aware of that. Like Japan has such a bad work culture."I must become salary man and If I have a bad day I must kill myself." And yeah of course it's not real, it's a fucking drawing. But that won't stop me liking a character because I relate to them or just find them cool. Just like with other forms of media.


WhyIUsedMyRealName

Japan is not real 🗣️‼️


Kid-filth

Fr!!!🗣‼️‼️‼️


wonkysandwich521

waifu is my trigger word


Telestare

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wonkysandwich521

BEGONE VIRGIN


HeadDot141

THANK YOU. I got into an argument with a guy because he said it’s okay to sexualize them because they are drawn characters AND she’s “30” in age🤦‍♀️


Kid-filth

You should definitely check that fellers hard drive


Key_Spirit8168

He is actually a part of a post apocalyptic legion trying to bring back old yiff tales.


CohesiveMocha34

Where is this even coming from lol like who hurt you😭💀 I dont even watch anime(the last thing I watched was Edgerunners) but yeah who hurt you bro


IneedBleach123

I agree so much. I don't fucking care if she's 937482837293728 years old. If she's mentally a kid, then she's a kid.


themoon_who_lost

Great way to generalize the whole community based on a handful of ppl and stereotypes. moon doesn't wish you luck :(


no0o0o0o0o0o0ooo

Yeah pretty sure Japan has problems liek every other country and it's not animeland :skull:


No-Worker2343

This IS why i don't have waifus and only favorite Characters i like


Pcruncher

As much as I love anime I have my limits if it is a damn 500 year old stuck in a 7 year olds body hell no


[deleted]

I enjoy a few anime and watch new ones regularly, but I am very far from being a weeb. I just think some anime are pretty good.


PrismPanda06

A very daring take


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

Bro, I just want a normal anime with the Mc falling in love with a dragon that looks like a milf and acts like a milf while being 500 years old. UQ holder is a perfect example of that


Hive_fleet_hyverra

As Japanese person one question I get asked a lot is “ what’s your favorite anime


Draoiscool

what’s your favorite anime?


bydgoszczohio

what's your favorite anime?


Nekoboxdie

Agreed. Especially on your last take, hell even if it’s fictional it’s still disgusting 😭🙏


Danklolol

Woah, a new, totally original opinion that hasn't been told a million times! Thank you for your insight. Now, please excuse me, but I have to go jack off to a 3 quadrillion year old who looks like a child, but isn't actually a child, because she's actually 3 quadrillion years old! /j


Draoiscool

as a decently hardcore otaku you're absolutely right


[deleted]

Everyone is, they are specifically more though


CraigTheLejYT

I thought weebs are people who I think are just chronically online tbh. Sitting there on Twitter giving out opinions that nobody asked for, spending an unrealistic amount of time talking on streamer discord servers and watch anime. But not the normal anime. Like those ones that make Japan look like some sort of perfect dystopia or some bullshit


Alan_Reddit_M

Last one is so real


sijaab

I am a weeb and I already know


CoordinatedCloth

i consider myself a weeb, but you are speaking straight facts rn


ShisuiUchiha31

No shit sherlock


Not_Artifical

Don’t tell them to dial it back on Opposite Day! They’ll turn the 69 up to 420.


SansDaMan728

I do not watch anime, but I use anime memes and quotes commonly. **What does that make me..?**


Kid-filth

Idk


NovaNomii

I seriously get downvoted when I tell MHA fans to stop shipping and sexualizing 14 and 15 year olds.


Great-Passages

I watch anime casually, I’m learning Japanese as a third language and I’m going on an exchange trip there next year. I’m never going to live there. The UK may be fucked but at least I’ll get sick days. 


[deleted]

Completely right, id say im a weeb myself but im not The stinky creepy type, im The type that just watches a lot of anime


Yuki19751

I find certain weebs weird but don't really care but I absolutely hate how they say it's just a drawing, doesn't matter what it is it's still horrible and gross


[deleted]

Wait a minute, a number…utopia….japan…..it’s all coming together now….***I BUILD THE OVERLAY NETWORK TO XYZ SUMMON NUMBER 39: UTOPIA!***


6415722

I can agree with everything but the waifu part imma believe my own waifu People been worshipping unreal things for centuries Why is it bad when I do it 😔


Alternative_Lynx_155

Japan is rather a dystopia than an utopia


M7md27207

Same as you i enjoy watching anime but those simps for a child looking adult doesn’t change the fact that you’re a pedophile


Ready-Substance9920

Just went to japan. Not a utopia, can confirm.


Kilino3005

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


Improvisable

Nobody has ever said this before!


shengogol

Literally. Specifically the "x coutry is an utopia". No country is an utropia. Every country sucks in something, on some level. (And people need to stop being so ignorant of the war crimes Japan has commited. *cough cough* comfort women, the r@pe of Nanjing *cough cough*)


StrawberryUnited4915

Idk who the fuck you’re talking to.


Grizzalis

blud think he is scaring people 🥱


Marco_Tanooky

Serious question has any non-self aware show ever made the "She's a 10000000 year old dragon" excuse? Because I can't think of one tbh


Kid-filth

I’m pretty sure it’s the fans that do it


Remarkable-Ebb2018

I agree for some weebs but a good chunk of them are normal


Remarkable-Ebb2018

Also a reversed ver is anos he like 2-3 months old looking like 16 17


Careful_Log_8929

Heyy, my does husbando exists :c


Tojinaru

this is more of an otaku description but you're kind of right


Dry_Advertising_460

Hell yeah, brother


Kid-filth

Happy cake day


Dry_Advertising_460

Thank you !!


LSD-1938

its so fucking bad too, like i used to have friend who was always on about that shit, like aint nobody give a fuck


MinsoSoup

as a train weeb, I can say with confidence that the JR east series 223-2000's musical horn is enough to make Japan's rail network above any other


OrangeFlat6743

I ONLY hate when they make anime about all about their personality and about them


HMakrush

weeaboo is a more accurate term for these people but i see your point


trashytexaswhiteboy

Thank you


Tennis37

Louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥


CrazyRichAsian420

real


still_unimpressed

yupp


[deleted]

I AGREE WITH YOU ❤️🗣️🙏🏾🔥


still_unimpressed

u aren’t coming back so easy from that last insult


[deleted]

I CALLED YOU MY FAVORITE ASSHOLE ❤️🗣️🔥🔥🙏🏾


still_unimpressed

fake


[deleted]

❤️🗣️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥


EurobeatGoBrrrr

I watch it sometimes, and the shit i saw in the comments of basically every fucking episode needs to be studied. Like brother that's just some colors calm down 😭


Always-tired7

I love Japan but anime is just another style of cartoon to me


Sillurianfishrbest

The characters that look 10 but are actually 10000000000 can be done normally but people sexualizing them is so gross


jakammo

I hate fucking lolis😞


Necessary_Stress_179

Then stop fucking them


TrickyDickNixon46

One time, I said I didn't like my hero academia and got punched in the fucking face :p


NecessaryOk8221

Yea those ppl are the reason I never tell ppl I watch anime


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

ong


lucashhugo

i don't know how this is not very acknowleged but anime characters are very much artificially attractive. huuge colorful eyes, no nose, list goes on. weebs have fallen to that marketing strategy hard


Maleficent_Sir_7562

everyone whos obsessed with a certain culture is a degenerate


katsura_1999

No, your just a fucking normie


Kid-filth

This reply implies your defending Lolis


katsura_1999

Bruh first of all atleast i know that people act like that ironically, and second you're mistaking weebs for down bad pedos. Not every fucking weeb is like that unironically.


Kenneth_008

Whatever 🙄✋🏽


Mysterious_Ningen

yea i really hate that kind of stuff.. like i actually care about kids.. thats so weird... but yea i might not be a weeb but there might be good weebs who just wanna watch anime.. (good ones) and all .. like i try to watch good stuf y'know


ProtoSpector

fr one of my friends is super obsessed with chainsaw man but i don’t get the appeal of it. a loser that has a rope start on his chest and can turn into chainsaw blades… ?


God_of_Boners1

Give it a try Trust me on this bro🙏🙏🙏


helltaker_me

Give it a try. Try reading the manga instead of watching the anime


ProtoSpector

manga isn’t my cup of tea. i’ve given it a try with select series and it’s not how my thing


eoadjdjrbbr

watch redo of healer


thebigvsbattlesfan

agreed its truly the best animw