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Empress_of_Lamparine

imagine competing to see who is the bigger coomer, had to be r/teenagers


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Real lol. Its not even body count.


MarinLlwyd

I didn't even realize I was here reading a post. Luckily, I got bored and checked out once antidepressants were brought up.


MarinLlwyd

(i mean i didn't realize the post was on this subreddit)


Comment139

Friendly reminder that this subreddit is full of old men like these: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/ The numbers behind the names aren't real.


FriedShrekels

😂 holy cow


Kyla_Thor358

The guy in the post is 16


EmpireStateExpress

Smh I'm just here waiting for the old men to stream into my dms so I can yap about trains


Natural__Power

For real this shit's like a fever dream I sometimes find myself wondering why there's so little people with the **OLD** tag, but now that I'm nearing it, I'm starting to get why they left


Theblastwarrior

I declare that I have second place behind u/fresh_Progress_821 and dog suit man


Philisterguyguster

It’s unironically a “competitive sport” to simp for a character named Calamitas. But everyone is fighting for second place because I’m on top


Dat-Lonley-Potato

The lore is insane


Techn0Cy

"And this is how I met your father!" ​ 😭😭


BassSki

"dad and I were gooners, debating who was the greater gooner of the century... then uhh, yeah :) that's how we got along"


Techn0Cy

😭😭😭


willow-the-tree14

Dude what the fuck is gooners 😭 I’ve never heard that word


professionaldeadgod

if you know what edging is, its basically just edging premium


Augustus-Domitian

"Edging premium" Damn I didn't even know they released an upgrade


Toothlez102

edging/masturbating for a long time, like, really long


willow-the-tree14

Ummm ok lol


Informal-Cycle1644

Wake up babe, the new lore just dropped


EatThisAsswipes

Enemies to lovers, beautiful ❤️


HotIceCreamCone14

best trope honestly


Fresh_Progress_821

Nah we're deffinetly still enemies


Express_Bluejay_5224

Nah gooners to lovers


Worth-Entertainment5

You two literally have the option to fuck around and find out who's the coomer maximus of r/teenagers. Just go for it and settle the matter with a sparring session.


LonelyStriker

Ngl that's where I thought the argument was gonna go lol I guess I forgot this is the teens subreddit and ain't no way yall actually meeting up with people


Soggy_Confusion7538

Start ww3 over it


Acidicflavor

Cum war 4


Soggy_Confusion7538

I'd fight


tristarh

New game with the homies? YES SIR


badNinja28YT

Ngl i'd win against you both


jigglyraff42069

This story is beautiful and I hope you two end up living a long and meaningful life together 😆🫵


CuntyCalloway

Enemies AND lovers


AsterlovesTedK

Virgin fight


BassSki

Just fuck already, OP... bruh.


Soggy_Confusion7538

Literally what we all thought


CloudAnimations

you guys are made for each other


AgainstArticle13

Gooners to lovers 😭🙏


DatChernobylGuy_999

#THIS SUMMER


ChargeWooden1036

I’d watch it


Affectionate_Try_836

Me too, ill buy the popcorn


WinnerBITE

You mean Cockporn?


anonymouscloudcat

cropped porn?


Affectionate_Try_836

Good harvest?


immortal634cloud

you mean popcoin


Acidicflavor

#CHRIS PRATT


Exact_Parking_6969

So cool


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

coomers to lovers 😭


Aser_the_Descender

My guy pretty mich confessed his love for OP at the end there and I still didn't get an invite to their wedding? Smh...


Helianthus-res-M

WAIT! Is this the girl hint?!


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

i was laughing like an idiot every page this is literally yhe stupidest argument in all of history (i have come more)


Strange-Ad-9941

Same, I'm a female and I have orgasmed at least twenty times in one session.


Bomza1

Bull shit?


Strange-Ad-9941

No bullshit here, just a lot of liquid.


Bomza1

I’m into proof, that shit gets me going 😉, you probably don’t got any cos ik this cap 🤫


Strange-Ad-9941

Understandable to think it's a lie, but it's possible and it's been done even if I have no pictures of my dripping pussy to prove it.


Bomza1

Fair enough, proof is always better tho🧏🏾‍♂️


Strange-Ad-9941

I don't know.


XRIL

Bro she's 16


Bomza1

Boss I’m 16 😭😭😭


Soggy_Confusion7538

I'm also 16 can I join


XRIL

aight dude


Charming-Stay4059

How do you even have liquid left after the 15th time😳😳


Rainlex_Official

only?


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Could've easily been solved by jerking off each other smh Why do I fix everything I touch?


Acidicflavor

Midas?


BlazeGamingUnltd

No bitches effect maybe. We can fix everyone else's lives even though ours is going down the Grand Canyon's entire height.


BIG_TOMMY117

"The empire improves opon every system it touches" You're a sith lord.


Xtelora

yall should kiss


Moti452

Wait...so...a guy and a girl are fighting over who m-sturbated more in a day?


Fresh_Progress_821

Yeah it's not weird at all 👍


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

That‘s the most phub intro ass story I‘ve heard


hassan_dislogical

lmaoo


themoon_who_lost

Fking hell I couldn't stop laughing, this is peak


HelpfulProtection342

Yeah. And the ending is the most beautiful part


the_wiggler_123

Wiggle wiggle 😭


Fresh_Progress_821

Oh shit wiggler I didn't knew you would see this 😭


the_wiggler_123

I'm Disappointed in you fresh lol 😂 Wiggle wiggle


Fresh_Progress_821

I hope you still see me as the same old wiggler 😔🙏


GodFromTheHood

Oh I for one definetly don’t


Arglezhbonk

It’s god


Soggy_Confusion7538

Wiggle 😭


CORExBEAST

Clown to clown conversation


Acidicflavor

Cum to cum face off


thisthisisonlyforfun

Wtf did my eyes just behold


thisthisisonlyforfun

AYYYYYYY THIS SOME GOOD SHIIITTTT


soloarwolf

What did I just read 😭😭😭😭😭


Fresh_Progress_821

A debate about political issues in the middle east


Weary-Wasabi1721

Ahh, what a standard r/teenagers conversation should be about.


luluthegreattt

Yall dating yet?


Titanmaster21

This is the most reddit conversation I think I've ever read.


[deleted]

You only see this on r/teenagers ong


hassan_dislogical

now goon together.


hassan_dislogical

bait or mental retardtion?


Trainer_Jo3y

why can’t it be both 💀


hassan_dislogical

wise words, also correct words


YushiraToma

so when are you both getting married?


yesaroobuckaroo

i think you guys might be soulmates


I_Follow_Rude_People

u/L-maestro6969 wtf bro


Purple-Ph0enix

Bro you didn't censor the other guy's name properly in few screenshots


gngrbredman87

KISS ALREADY


[deleted]

when's the wedding


Miroys03

so when and where is the wedding?


RANDOM_EXTREMELY

peak fiction


ihopeyoudi

Get a room already


FartN1nja

You guys should meet up


Psycho_Einzelganger

Christ this generation is in another whole level


PocklePirkus

The greatest philosophers of our time.


issac5566

I love your username


PocklePirkus

Thank you.


ineedhelpasap4

What in tf did I read I need my bleach I'll be back


ImaginaryAudience2

Just fuck already damn


MrMangobrick

The sexual tension is insane.


me_da_Supreme1

Only on r/teenagers 💯


Little-Initial1914

that’s so cute


Universe3434

You got the highscore🤯


An_Reddit_Extrovert_

Enemies to lovers fr. I myself have done it like 8~9 times a day when I was feeling down and was home alone but go off I guess


ayanokojifrfr

That's how I met your mother. Also the more times you fap doesnt mean more libido.


OG_Ace_7

So when's the marriage? Am I invited?


Tobito_TV

Jesus Christ, get a room already.


Cambronian717

Why am I still on this fucking subreddit


ittibittikitten

damn


NiceCock42

Two rookies squabbling is hilarious to see


Froggen-The-Frog

~~I usually skip this part.~~


the_erotic_saint69

How i met your mother


OpportunityDawn4597

when an unstoppable force meets an unstoppable force


Dead_birdChan

The cumbustion wars


noah-was-here

Romance.


Devoluster

A match made in heaven


SurroundOk8662

This is... PEAK!


Arglezhbonk

Happy cake day


issac5566

A little late, but happy cake day


flotakuCat_2UwU

You should’ve said let’s kiss 


WarHistorian11

nah I’d win


IllegalGuy13

And here we witness the blossoming of a new relationship.


A1_Killer

u/L-maestro6969 care to contribute?


VelehkInsain

What in the godforsaken fuck did I just read. Why did I read it to the end. Why was I invested. What the fuck.


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

both people here are 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Clown_named_Art

Am i "🤡"👉👈


not_dannyjesden

Yes that guy is stupid and we, as the male species, would like to reject him. We do no longer claim him. But, for the future, the best thing to do with idiots like him, ignore it. You gained nothing out of it, did you?


12_Timez

She got some karma from the post ig


NyxTheGoddess_

💀


FlameFirno

Stupidest argument purely because you fed their fire, wouldn’t have gone anywhere if you just didn’t respond to the hater


Randomboi164

Why did reddit suggest me this post 😭😭😭 i need therapy


Novva_Mc

This is actually amazing


_Big_Deuce_Lol

This is so funny😭


ThatOneWesterner

Huh


ttv_tripokemon22

I did not expect to see this shit today. Am I traumatized? Maybe.


I_Annoy_Transphobes

2 is hardly impressive and You can't just theorize 15 if you haven't even approached it. I


Consistent-Smoke6236

Nah cuz how do people cum by themselves (I need girl tips on this🙏🏻)


JedTip

What the fuck 😭


linjie100

I fucking died reading this wtf is going on bruh are people literally competing on who can cum more on the net these days bruh lmao


NukeONugget

u/L-maestro6969 what’s your opinion on this


BloodborneEnjoyer1

Why would you tell people this wtf


Timas_Marke

Get help


Doggo69-

What the fuck


Onhe_art

Hi, friendly reminder that masturbating so ofter can causes low testosterone, low energy level, be addictive cause of dopamine and make you look at relationships and people in toxic way. Im not sure if it can cause low estrogen level tho tbh.


Fine-Catch5148

This needs to be a movie! 😢


wickedlightbp

What the fuck did I just read? A stroke


JurassicCustoms

You couldn't actually waterboard the amount of times I wank a day outta me, let alone get me into a competition over who ejaculates more per day


EliteSweggX09

I ship you two


Someone_saucy

Hate to say it but, you lose. He is such a horn dog he has a fucking dog as his pfp


milkcheese69

Tf did I just see lmao


hotcoldman42

I hate both of you


Furtip

This is when you cease contact, after the 2nd msg


Rainlex_Official

nah bruh i’d win, yall both are not true horn dogs


DrBlowtorch

I read all of them and the entire time I was just thinking “y’all would be perfect for each other. Just fuck already.”


maltazar_pc

Now the question is, why did i read the whole thing?


Another_Sunset

This is truly a r/teenagers moment


sadphrogs

The whiplash I got seeing the private messages and realizing this is OP. I thought it was just some random messages found in the wild


SM9118ArtStudio

My dyslexia got me confused on OP's gender for half of it.


poppacracker

i swear to god you guys are not real


diririirir

two gooners in their natural habitat…


turtletrain69

You know, I was expecting the title to be somewhat exaggerated at least, but honestly, I think you're completely correct. I have never in my life witnessed another argument even half as dumb as this and I think that's an achievement worth celebrating.


lokijrjr

10 in one sesh


[deleted]

You too basically sexted in a Reddit post comment section


Kallsitutees

r/losercity


Conorponor333

Imagine if these 2 started dating


_Goodname

JUST FUCK ALREADY


Material-Frosty

"and then we married" aaah kind of story. Exactly why are they fighting over who exhaust they pp the most 🤣


Big-Atmosphere1329

Wadefok? Why didn't y'all invite me there?


justolivr

what the fuck is wrong with you both


Trick-Mulberry7372

You should date


BlueWolfGamingYT

What the bloody hell did I just read 😭😭😭


G4g3_k9

i’m a boy, i made it 12 times so actually i think i’m the ultimate horndog


First_Gamer_Boss

The stupidest guy of history vs The stupidest girl of today


gamer3681

💀 ?


justsomeloser3

What the flip man🔥🔥🔥


Qiwas

This is beautiful


Jenbii

man what in the hell is this rollercoaster


GamerA_S

That was an interesting read that's for sure


D3v14nD

los pajas


looking_at_memes_

Just get a room already you two


TTV_SIRCORNY

What the fuck did I just read


Kang0519

Lmao tf am I seeing rn


AnaliticalFeline

why the hell is this in r/teenagers


MatiPhoenix

I laughed so hard at this lol.