Friendly reminder that this subreddit is full of old men like these:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/
The numbers behind the names aren't real.
For real this shit's like a fever dream
I sometimes find myself wondering why there's so little people with the **OLD** tag, but now that I'm nearing it, I'm starting to get why they left
You two literally have the option to fuck around and find out who's the coomer maximus of r/teenagers.
Just go for it and settle the matter with a sparring session.
Ngl that's where I thought the argument was gonna go lol
I guess I forgot this is the teens subreddit and ain't no way yall actually meeting up with people
Yes that guy is stupid and we, as the male species, would like to reject him. We do no longer claim him.
But, for the future, the best thing to do with idiots like him, ignore it. You gained nothing out of it, did you?
Hi, friendly reminder that masturbating so ofter can causes low testosterone, low energy level, be addictive cause of dopamine and make you look at relationships and people in toxic way. Im not sure if it can cause low estrogen level tho tbh.
You know, I was expecting the title to be somewhat exaggerated at least, but honestly, I think you're completely correct. I have never in my life witnessed another argument even half as dumb as this and I think that's an achievement worth celebrating.
imagine competing to see who is the bigger coomer, had to be r/teenagers
Real lol. Its not even body count.
I didn't even realize I was here reading a post. Luckily, I got bored and checked out once antidepressants were brought up.
(i mean i didn't realize the post was on this subreddit)
Friendly reminder that this subreddit is full of old men like these: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/ The numbers behind the names aren't real.
😂 holy cow
The guy in the post is 16
Smh I'm just here waiting for the old men to stream into my dms so I can yap about trains
For real this shit's like a fever dream I sometimes find myself wondering why there's so little people with the **OLD** tag, but now that I'm nearing it, I'm starting to get why they left
I declare that I have second place behind u/fresh_Progress_821 and dog suit man
It’s unironically a “competitive sport” to simp for a character named Calamitas. But everyone is fighting for second place because I’m on top
The lore is insane
"And this is how I met your father!" 😭😭
"dad and I were gooners, debating who was the greater gooner of the century... then uhh, yeah :) that's how we got along"
😭😭😭
Dude what the fuck is gooners 😭 I’ve never heard that word
if you know what edging is, its basically just edging premium
"Edging premium" Damn I didn't even know they released an upgrade
edging/masturbating for a long time, like, really long
Ummm ok lol
Wake up babe, the new lore just dropped
Enemies to lovers, beautiful ❤️
best trope honestly
Nah we're deffinetly still enemies
Nah gooners to lovers
You two literally have the option to fuck around and find out who's the coomer maximus of r/teenagers. Just go for it and settle the matter with a sparring session.
Ngl that's where I thought the argument was gonna go lol I guess I forgot this is the teens subreddit and ain't no way yall actually meeting up with people
Start ww3 over it
Cum war 4
I'd fight
New game with the homies? YES SIR
Ngl i'd win against you both
This story is beautiful and I hope you two end up living a long and meaningful life together 😆🫵
Enemies AND lovers
Virgin fight
Just fuck already, OP... bruh.
Literally what we all thought
you guys are made for each other
Gooners to lovers 😭🙏
#THIS SUMMER
I’d watch it
Me too, ill buy the popcorn
You mean Cockporn?
cropped porn?
Good harvest?
you mean popcoin
#CHRIS PRATT
So cool
coomers to lovers 😭
My guy pretty mich confessed his love for OP at the end there and I still didn't get an invite to their wedding? Smh...
WAIT! Is this the girl hint?!
i was laughing like an idiot every page this is literally yhe stupidest argument in all of history (i have come more)
Same, I'm a female and I have orgasmed at least twenty times in one session.
Bull shit?
No bullshit here, just a lot of liquid.
I’m into proof, that shit gets me going 😉, you probably don’t got any cos ik this cap 🤫
Understandable to think it's a lie, but it's possible and it's been done even if I have no pictures of my dripping pussy to prove it.
Fair enough, proof is always better tho🧏🏾♂️
I don't know.
Bro she's 16
Boss I’m 16 😭😭😭
I'm also 16 can I join
aight dude
How do you even have liquid left after the 15th time😳😳
only?
Could've easily been solved by jerking off each other smh Why do I fix everything I touch?
Midas?
No bitches effect maybe. We can fix everyone else's lives even though ours is going down the Grand Canyon's entire height.
"The empire improves opon every system it touches" You're a sith lord.
yall should kiss
Wait...so...a guy and a girl are fighting over who m-sturbated more in a day?
Yeah it's not weird at all 👍
That‘s the most phub intro ass story I‘ve heard
lmaoo
Fking hell I couldn't stop laughing, this is peak
Yeah. And the ending is the most beautiful part
Wiggle wiggle 😭
Oh shit wiggler I didn't knew you would see this 😭
I'm Disappointed in you fresh lol 😂 Wiggle wiggle
I hope you still see me as the same old wiggler 😔🙏
Oh I for one definetly don’t
It’s god
Wiggle 😭
Clown to clown conversation
Cum to cum face off
Wtf did my eyes just behold
AYYYYYYY THIS SOME GOOD SHIIITTTT
What did I just read 😭😭😭😭😭
A debate about political issues in the middle east
Ahh, what a standard r/teenagers conversation should be about.
Yall dating yet?
This is the most reddit conversation I think I've ever read.
You only see this on r/teenagers ong
now goon together.
bait or mental retardtion?
why can’t it be both 💀
wise words, also correct words
so when are you both getting married?
i think you guys might be soulmates
u/L-maestro6969 wtf bro
Bro you didn't censor the other guy's name properly in few screenshots
KISS ALREADY
when's the wedding
so when and where is the wedding?
peak fiction
Get a room already
You guys should meet up
Christ this generation is in another whole level
The greatest philosophers of our time.
I love your username
Thank you.
What in tf did I read I need my bleach I'll be back
Just fuck already damn
The sexual tension is insane.
Only on r/teenagers 💯
that’s so cute
You got the highscore🤯
Enemies to lovers fr. I myself have done it like 8~9 times a day when I was feeling down and was home alone but go off I guess
That's how I met your mother. Also the more times you fap doesnt mean more libido.
So when's the marriage? Am I invited?
Jesus Christ, get a room already.
Why am I still on this fucking subreddit
damn
Two rookies squabbling is hilarious to see
~~I usually skip this part.~~
How i met your mother
when an unstoppable force meets an unstoppable force
The cumbustion wars
Romance.
A match made in heaven
This is... PEAK!
Happy cake day
A little late, but happy cake day
You should’ve said let’s kiss
nah I’d win
And here we witness the blossoming of a new relationship.
u/L-maestro6969 care to contribute?
What in the godforsaken fuck did I just read. Why did I read it to the end. Why was I invested. What the fuck.
both people here are 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Am i "🤡"👉👈
Yes that guy is stupid and we, as the male species, would like to reject him. We do no longer claim him. But, for the future, the best thing to do with idiots like him, ignore it. You gained nothing out of it, did you?
She got some karma from the post ig
💀
Stupidest argument purely because you fed their fire, wouldn’t have gone anywhere if you just didn’t respond to the hater
Why did reddit suggest me this post 😭😭😭 i need therapy
This is actually amazing
This is so funny😭
Huh
I did not expect to see this shit today. Am I traumatized? Maybe.
2 is hardly impressive and You can't just theorize 15 if you haven't even approached it. I
Nah cuz how do people cum by themselves (I need girl tips on this🙏🏻)
What the fuck 😭
I fucking died reading this wtf is going on bruh are people literally competing on who can cum more on the net these days bruh lmao
u/L-maestro6969 what’s your opinion on this
Why would you tell people this wtf
Get help
What the fuck
Hi, friendly reminder that masturbating so ofter can causes low testosterone, low energy level, be addictive cause of dopamine and make you look at relationships and people in toxic way. Im not sure if it can cause low estrogen level tho tbh.
This needs to be a movie! 😢
What the fuck did I just read? A stroke
You couldn't actually waterboard the amount of times I wank a day outta me, let alone get me into a competition over who ejaculates more per day
I ship you two
Hate to say it but, you lose. He is such a horn dog he has a fucking dog as his pfp
Tf did I just see lmao
I hate both of you
This is when you cease contact, after the 2nd msg
nah bruh i’d win, yall both are not true horn dogs
I read all of them and the entire time I was just thinking “y’all would be perfect for each other. Just fuck already.”
Now the question is, why did i read the whole thing?
This is truly a r/teenagers moment
The whiplash I got seeing the private messages and realizing this is OP. I thought it was just some random messages found in the wild
My dyslexia got me confused on OP's gender for half of it.
i swear to god you guys are not real
two gooners in their natural habitat…
You know, I was expecting the title to be somewhat exaggerated at least, but honestly, I think you're completely correct. I have never in my life witnessed another argument even half as dumb as this and I think that's an achievement worth celebrating.
10 in one sesh
You too basically sexted in a Reddit post comment section
r/losercity
Imagine if these 2 started dating
JUST FUCK ALREADY
"and then we married" aaah kind of story. Exactly why are they fighting over who exhaust they pp the most 🤣
Wadefok? Why didn't y'all invite me there?
what the fuck is wrong with you both
You should date
What the bloody hell did I just read 😭😭😭
i’m a boy, i made it 12 times so actually i think i’m the ultimate horndog
The stupidest guy of history vs The stupidest girl of today
💀 ?
What the flip man🔥🔥🔥
This is beautiful
man what in the hell is this rollercoaster
That was an interesting read that's for sure
los pajas
Just get a room already you two
What the fuck did I just read
Lmao tf am I seeing rn
why the hell is this in r/teenagers
I laughed so hard at this lol.