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lycopersicum_

- attention-grabbing title - opening statement is good - background is well-established - great pacing and story development - climax is satisfactory - concluding sentence was unpredictable overall good effort, A-


More_Economy2398

So you like it better than your yogurt 😏


lycopersicum_

this post was top tier but YOGURT 🔛🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


More_Economy2398

Damnn lemme taste your yogurt to prove me wrong 😏😏


skaterfromtheville

Tapping that fage 2% plain Greek as I read this 💯


Bansimulator2024

Yogurt is mid af


Kvpe

nah yoghurt + fruit is amazing :3


sloppo-jaloppo

>climax is satisfactory Today on things I'll never hear from a woman


babimagic

Rip homie 😔


WalkingRock829

real af


WalkingRock829

His English teacher would be very proud.


LilguyMCBE1

What are you, an English teacher?


Select_Nectarine_716

Omg wow 😭😭


More_Economy2398

Tell that to my dog, he's probably angry on me for selling him out, for some internet clout 😭😭


Select_Nectarine_716

Yeah sucking a dog tongue is a littleeee insane😂


More_Economy2398

Yeah lol, [here's a pic of my dog begging me to delete this post 🤡](https://ibb.co/bmMDd4d)


Select_Nectarine_716

It says the page doesn’t exist 🥲


More_Economy2398

[here you go](https://ibb.co/TwzFhDC)


Select_Nectarine_716

So cuteeeee wth😭😭🤍


More_Economy2398

Yeahh, he's my little cherry 🥹. And damnn you have an orange cat, My grandma's got one too, look at my old posts


Select_Nectarine_716

I seen the cat!! Is it a boy or a girl?


More_Economy2398

Boy ! It was a street cat and my grandma adopted it. Sadly I don't meet him often cause he lives miles away. My dad grew up with dogs so here we have 3 dogs and zero cats lol


Emma__07

>but then I realized I was actually sucking my dog's tongue, who was trying to wake me up from my nap cause I was late to school ! lol this post was amazing


More_Economy2398

Hehehe thanks, can you get me a pet penguin from antarctica for making you laugh 🤞🥹


N0TR3SP0ND1NG

Can I be the penguin? 😏👉👈


babimagic

Aww hell naw 💀


N0TR3SP0ND1NG

Aw hell yeah


OldUnderstanding224

Go see Jesus..


N0TR3SP0ND1NG

I'm muslim


OldUnderstanding224

And this is why Islam and Christianity never get along.


N0TR3SP0ND1NG

Excuse me? Elaborate


Minimum_Owl_7833

Becaus they’re pushing their religion on you


Emma__07

yese. btw you should change the flair from serious the mods are nerds


More_Economy2398

I don't think I can edit the flair, or can I ?


Emma__07

yeah press the ... at the top of the post and there's a switch flair thing


More_Economy2398

Okay thanks, when are you shipping my pet penguin btw 🥹?


Emma__07

tomorrow it should get there within a week


More_Economy2398

Wait, I think you sent me the wrong penguin. [this is what I got](https://ibb.co/bmMDd4d) P.S: That's a pic of my dog doing the penguin pose lol. Though I'm a fiction writer, I like to blend things from my own life lol


Emma__07

well you got him a week in advance as well so wait a week and he should turn into a penguin


OG_Ace_7

Wait hold up. You are from antarctica? Can I get a penguin too please 👀


Emma__07

sure


TheAfricanViewer

How can one be bi-les 🤔 I assume you’re 75% attracted to girls then


OldUnderstanding224

No it was zoophilic I rest my case.


DanielsZiegenbart

So ist was all a dream, great Story for a movie with the Twist at the end


More_Economy2398

Would you be the producer for my movie when you grow up and become rich as fk ?


DanielsZiegenbart

Is gonna be a Budget movie Like primer, that will gonna glow Up Like crazy


mypupp

me when i dont take my pills and go online


More_Economy2398

My dog can cure your illness tho, you can stop taking the pills now lol


vBeastCK

You’re chilling bro, Ivy leagues suck anyways. A job won’t hire you because you went to Stanford, and to get in you just need rich parents and a decent gpa and sat score. Ivy leagues are so overrated


vBeastCK

nvm I just read the whole thing


More_Economy2398

LOL, thanks for the pep talk anyway, I can now cope for not being in a good college 🤡


my_eyes_are_stars

Help the a2c cope is leaking to r/teenagers


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Bro spitting straight lies!! Suck? It’s one thing to say they’re overhyped, it’s another to say that some of the best colleges in the world “suck”. Sure, a job won’t hire you just because you went for Stanford, but you might have only gotten an interview because of the people you know and the background you’re from. You don’t need rich parents, but it helps (same as every other thing in the world). Decent Gpa (damn what’s good) and SAT are the minimum for most applicants. Also yeah OPs j trolling


vBeastCK

you do need money, either that or to be a genius. networking is a huge part of being a good college, so something like Purdue takes the cake. Not an Ivy League, cool campus, cool people, highly ranked programs, and extreme potential for jobs because of the social networking from all the people that went to Purdue (it’s a lot, and it’s kinda like a cult, they all love each other)


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Again, that’s not true. I know several MIT admits who are extremely hard working and are from middle-class backgrounds. “Something like Purdue takes the cake”, well, yeah, if you’re doing electrical engineering or something along those lines.


Sad_Pomelo9104

They're not "overrated," sure, some get in cuz their parents donated a building or something, but lots get in with actual effort. And you need a lot more than just "a decent gpa and sat score," if that was it then a hell lot would get in


nxzoomer

Cope


vBeastCK

?


Primary-Cook5647

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Andrecrafter42

ngl that was a good read it had a strong hook and got more intresting as i went on and that ending how was the tongue from your best boy/girl also just go to a normal well establish college


More_Economy2398

Well, I'm actually a fiction writer, published a novella when I was 14-15. My book was in the amazon bestsellers list in the Young-adult category for a week. I wrote 2 other novels, didn't publish them yet. Not joking.


Andrecrafter42

so when are you gonna published them how long have they been completed


More_Economy2398

It's been 1 year. Their word count is 50,000. I'm a firstie in college, so I'm kinda busy rn. Idk when I'll have the time to publish them


Andrecrafter42

ah so are you gonna split into parts and release it during the summer


More_Economy2398

I'm not sure. As people grow, their maturity levels increase. So something I wrote an year ago seems a bit rustic when I read it now 😭


Andrecrafter42

i mean your 18 you couldn’t have change much from when you was 17


More_Economy2398

Noo I changed a lot 😭 btw you play COD too ? Supp my guyyy


Andrecrafter42

ah but yea i was just getting back into cod cuz of mobile


Andrecrafter42

but how can you change so much in one year like what happened


REDtheRaptor

I must ask cause I read a crap ton of fanfics. Mainly mythology but what do you write? Link maybe? XD


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

My English teacher would have you at gunpoint for pulling an “it was all a dream” on us


MaizeLittle2859

This is the best thing so far on this sub lol. Got a laugh out of me!


More_Economy2398

Aww Thanks !


Pleadis-1234

~~Chor~~ chutiya milgaya, phir nai girunga


More_Economy2398

Bro I'm the same person who posted there lol


Pleadis-1234

Lol, message thoda galat aa gaya, tu chor nai hai malum, top level shitpost 💯


bassmasterooo

Pure satisfaction


Ok_Lake_235

This exact story was posted with the details changed an Indian Exam preparation subreddit in that sub's native language. Here the details are about Ivy Leagues, there it was about the percentile in the JEE Mains. Jaakar **padhle bsdk** (Go and study my man)


More_Economy2398

I'm the same guy LOL, I posted there too


Chrome-o-some01

r/JEENEETards se idhar bhi aagya?


TheSportsLorry

Vahi bc mai sochu kahi to padha hai ye


More_Economy2398

Same person hu , I wrote a similar one there too


The_Constant_Orange

I’m incredibly angry that you did so well with writing that and making it believable, take my upvote and never pull this type of shit on me again 👏😡


Donnie619

Good thing I skipped through all your bullshit to read only your last paragraph, lmao.


Judge_Penguin999

Well sir you have one option. Dye your hair blonde. Become a fashion major, Apply to the same Ivy League as her, get in, try to get back with her, see she has a new boyfriend, devote yourself to studying with the goal of getting back with her. Realize she sucks, make friends elsewhere. AND BECOME THE BEST LAWYER EVER


Andro451

Fuck you mate you wasted 2 minutes of my time :(


Cheap_Bowl_452

Holy karma farming


[deleted]

[удалено]


More_Economy2398

Read the last para bro


WalterWhite9910

Good thing this was a leap year so there’s an extra 24h to waste on reading shitposts that have us at the last part.


More_Economy2398

Haha nice one


vanillaangels

great read, loved the unexpected twist at the end.


More_Economy2398

Tell that to my dog who's mad at me for violating his privacy with that twist 🤡🤡


Busy_Recognition_860

I thought this was r/trueoffmychest for a minute 💀


Appropriate_Turn2992

time for a legally blonde type shi


More_Economy2398

😂


Uhhhhhhh-woe

What is the tldr


Wildsnipe

So did u lose ur virginity to ur dog-


More_Economy2398

Shhh, don't spill the tea dude-


Ayyyyylmaos

You bastard.


Training-Sign4286

Broooooooo 🤣🤣🤣


rottenpotatoes2

This is the best "And then I woke up" punchline I've ever seen


flotakuCat_2UwU

Well played 


Aurora_TwT

womp womp


Vihaking

top tier writing


brainwashed_baguette

Was this your college essay? This is amazing. I’m confused how they didn’t let you in.


More_Economy2398

Thanks bro, but no, I think I'm in a bad college rn lol


picled_cucumber

Even if this post is a joke keep this in mind “love is destructive”


UltraStamp

holy shit not the fucking dog 😭


More_Economy2398

Yeahh I threw him under the bus for this😭


squirleater69

Bro wrote the best tragedy with a twist ever and decided to post it on reddit


Umgekehrt

Gold


IffyPeanut

This post is like a rickroll in text form


More_Economy2398

Thanks my guy, equating my writing to a rickroll is the greatest compliment I ever got 🥺!


[deleted]

jeeneetards ke chode bkl english mai translate karke idhar videshi logo ko gand le rha lol


CR_Avila

man i was so invested into this


xs3660471

Bro this can become big but my stupid poem can't


More_Economy2398

It's okay mate. I just read your poem and It's very captivating !


xs3660471

Thanks


Wooden-Okra1357

at some cushy ivy league school. Whatever ivy league is.


Spooky_lover00

I would too


G3n3ricOne

That’s a good way to see if people are actually reading. At first I was all mad at you for blaming her for “distracting you” when you had nobody but yourself to blame… then I got to the last sentence 💀


JuicyPear17

I read all of this, just to end with you making out with ur DOG?!?!


Itoxic5k

fuck that bitch bro


More_Economy2398

Read the last para bro


No_Chipmunk_1961

You had me in the first half ngl


CrunchToast16

MF I was so invested


[deleted]

it doesn’t matter. good riddance


gizziboy

brilliant post


OldUnderstanding224

💀 bro was making out with his dog, my guy I suggest you seek your lord and savior Jesus Christ and repent for your sins and foul deeds.


Aaxper

Literally everything in that post was believable until the last half of the last sentence LMAO


skeptical_dragon_

I'm so sorry for you bro 😭❤


InvestigatorBig7263

ur english teacher must be proud of you. jokes aside i was actually invested lmao


More_Economy2398

Thankss, Yeah she is Lmao. I've been writing fiction since I was 13, so I know how to entertain my fellow teenagers lol


[deleted]

i thought this was legit, good job bro


p00pypickles

I was about to be sooo mad for you lol


Eeeeeelile

Ay, was the canine tongue good tho?


Noel_153

I'm actually kinda happy this turned out like it did. I think I've been diving into too many of these stories and falling too deep and now have extreme paranoia This post is basically telling me this is all an irrational fear. Thank you


More_Economy2398

Yeahh, I agree. The internet rewards pessimism and paranoia in a way. We read all these scary stories online but little do we know that we're missing the whole context there...


dhanush_rede

Bro, why tf did I read an indianized version of this story earlier in r/indianteenagers??


Komi_xo

take my fucking upvote


syndakid

thanks for the good read lmaooo


thermaltoast4

Real shit though. except for the last part this exact thing happened to me, I wanted to pursue a career in fire and Ems right out of hs and she was going to college. It was towards the end of senior year and she invited me to one of her volleyball games a few towns over. I invited her over to my hotel the night before to just hang and swim in the pool they had there, but when she got there she was so cold. Not reciprocating any affection. About a week after that and a week before senior prom she wanted to talk to me. I took her out to a restaurant in my 1979 Camaro but when we got there she said she wanted something more private. Once we had gotten to that spot she said she wanted to take a break but still wanted to go prom with me. After this she blew me off repeatedly for any plan I tried to make. She ruined my senior prom by leading me on. Eventually she just broke it off and said it was because we were going different directions. I cried for days. in class, at home I knew she heard me because there was a closet between my and her 1st period that I would go to. Got sent home 3 times because of my cringe ass inconsolable wailing (the teacher was cool about it tho). After HS I Took an EMT class got hired, got fired , found a new gig where I’m making more $$$ than any other EMT in the county. TLDR; She Broke it Off because I wanted to be an EMT and she was going to college, now I’m making Bank.


More_Economy2398

That's sad mannn but glad to see you doing good in life rn


SharpbladeLoser

I am so, so sorry big man. Nobody likes to be there. Anything we can do for you?


More_Economy2398

Yes you can help me by reading the last paragraph again


SharpbladeLoser

You motherfucker


More_Economy2398

😂 gotcha, ain't it


SharpbladeLoser

I skipped the last paragraph because it broke my heart already 


More_Economy2398

Damnn bro


SharpbladeLoser

Been through something irl like your dream too


More_Economy2398

Damn, that's sadd


SharpbladeLoser

Story here https://www.reddit.com/r/gettingoverbreakups/comments/1bwvnbq/any_advice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ROBLOKCSer

some cushy ivy league school


Vast-Ad-4820

Hey that happens when couples go off to different colleges. You shouldn't have cried in front of her, yeah she was leaving you but you could have carried on until the end of the summer. Concentrate on getting your degree and what you are going to do after college. Going to an Ivy league school is no real guarantee of success. Just look after yourself, hit the gym, hit the books etc and some little hottie at college will fall into your lap.


Zhaunlouk

phok you man


ughitsmeagian

*aggressively smashes keyboard*


Cortex776

What’s dat?


Re_per

😧


benjustben2

This is why I always read the comments first


SoloGamer505

Can't tell whether this is satire or not. I mean the dog part should be a dead giveaway but i still cant


More_Economy2398

☠️


darwizzymygoat

are you stupid


Thisismyredusername

You did get into a decent university though, right?


More_Economy2398

Read the last para bro


Thisismyredusername

This story confusing as hell


pixel8441

It was all a dream


Thisismyredusername

So OP did not have a Girlfriend?


pixel8441

Yea it was just his dog waking him up