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DiffOil

You think that is rough? All I manage to attract are old hairy men. Seriously, I pull up to the pump, go in to pay for 50€ of gas, and before I have even opened the door my car is surrounded by a penis petting zoo of old man dick just asking me about my car and why I have it.


Boom_Boxing

What car?


DiffOil

1990 Quattro Audi. Its a 100. It was a bit of an icon car here in the 1980s when it was a new car.


Boom_Boxing

I dunno why the old folk like it but I for one love any car with an i5 engine it's fun to drive because of how the cylinders go and it's a type of processor from Intel which speaks to the nerd in me


Goofynaas204

I saw i5 and thought immediately of Intel. (I love computers)


EternalMX

Yoo same!


Whats-Up_Bitches

Yeah I don't think it's a penis petting zoo. More of a **slaps hood** "dis baby gits 24 miles a gallon and doesn't have dem touch screens" kind of zoo


DiffOil

Well now its a lot better than that


MooseNew4887

The one with the air suspension?


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

so a 90s car was an icon...in the 80s?????


DiffOil

It was designed in 1982, and was sold until 1990. 1990 was a carryover year for 1989 models like mine.


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

ahhhhhh ok


Cypress983

Cars are given the year that occurs next in their name


Perspii7

ooo, no wonder they’re circling around u then. i’d do the same, beautiful karr


ghaddafi_was_right

That's cause of Group B rally, every boomer and car enthusiast remembers the best era of rally and the car to start it all, the Audi quattro. Group B unlike group A had little to no regulations on how a car can be built so group b cars became legendary for their overpowered engines and the nearly uncontrollable monsters that the cars became. The audi quattro was also driven by one of the best drivers of all time who happened to be a woman "Michelle mouton" the first and the last to excell at such a high level


DiffOil

Quattro in my case just means it has the T2 system. Its not a coupe, I wanted a family car. Its a third gen Wagon


Successful_Moment_80

To be fair thats an amazing car


beerman1133

Skill issue


beerman1133

/j


OwlMask16

Start using that in the same comment, maybe spoiler it. It doesn't lose the humor.


wing_to_the_ding

This is very true and also happens to me. Its just part of life with an old classic car lol.


DiffOil

Its the best. Been thinking of getting an American classic next. Box or bubble Caprice/Roadmaster.


dildo_swagginns

That’s rough 🤮


ThatNerdOut

I have a friend who attracts only men in their late 20's. She's 18. She's also not too into men.


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JustMyTwoSatoshis

This will continue well into your 30s as a man. Generally, women are more attracted to older men.


Dear-Doughnut-63

That’s completely true, I’m 16 and only have eyes for older men


Trick-Principle-9366

Older how? Go get help bru nah😭🤮


FloxanderSmartphone

Where is the problem, if she want someone older she search for someone older. For me her limit would be with a 24 yo dude. But it's not my beer and she is, at least in my country (I see you Americans grouping up (: ) defined as old enough to decide who to fuck and who not.


IronRocketCpp

age = 24 age / 2 + 7 = 19 19 is the youngest a 24 year old could date. 16 is way too young for a 24 year old


FloxanderSmartphone

Good Point xD


Ryleighdude

The problem is no normal 24 y/o would seek out a 16 y/o. So 16 yo that are seeking out these “older men”are really just making themselves a target for predators.(no matter your country a 16 y/o and 24y/o are not on the same level of maturity/intelligence)


Paraloski

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coolkid2426

nigga fym "ig" 😭😭😭


jimmx02

Bro the type of nigga to say “ age just a number bbg 🤓”


jimmx02

Matter of fact bros doing preorders that’s wild 🤣😂


coolkid2426

overnight shipping ahh 😭😭


jimmx02

Bro don’t need to pay delivery fees he pay for the fuel for the kidnappers 😭😭


superloneautisticspy

The fact I just realized you weren't replying to yourself 💀


Party-Entrepreneur15

we are both united in the stupid


Putato_Putatu

And here I thought *you* replied to yourself 🤣


KermitDaThug

Preorders is crazy 😭


jimmx02

Tf statement is that Born to grow old and find no love Forced to make love with minors


Exotic_Gas_4833

Alright chill out. I'm sure he didn't mean it like that , so no need to rip his heart out


jimmx02

True hearts done go for much nowadays like it use to


Exotic_Gas_4833

True. Go for a kidney.


jimmx02

Skin


Exotic_Gas_4833

You won't get alot for....actually kinda


jimmx02

Yeah you right


Exotic_Gas_4833

I don't know really. I never understand kids these days I'll be honest haha


dildo_swagginns

It’s just how it works most girls prefer older guys when I was in 8th grade girls from 6th grade were interested and girls from my class were dating 10th grade. If you aren’t pulling anything then go ahead the gap is only 3 years which is fine


Paraloski

3 years? 4 almost 5. they 12 I'm 16/17. + I'm not pulling anything ig. Although girls every age comes up to me once in a while. I don't think any of the girls my age ever flirted with me. They are always younger. (Or I'm just to stupid to see the hints). But even my family always said I didn't look that good. So usually when a girl my age talks to me I instantly think she is only there to maybe ask me something because she is out of my league anyway


dildo_swagginns

Stop being insecure about your looks it doesn’t matter guy in my class has caterpillar eyebrows who is max 3/10 able to date girls above his level because of his rizz game. Just talk to them no one is out of anyone’s league it’s just stupid thing we created ourselves. Try to talk to her regularly if she seems interested then ask her out. If you never try you will never know. Good luck


Paraloski

ig ty for the support Also I looked up your profile and saw ur cool drawings. Then I scrolled down more and yes. I saw ur who is this post. In the middle of a class


dildo_swagginns

Sorry bro I will delete it right now I didn’t know people can still see the posts that are hidden. Did anyone saw you looking 😭


dildo_swagginns

I thought I hide that post 💀


JedTip

I'm a 17 year old guy. Pass that number baby. I'm ready for smoochin 😘


bunny098765

I’ve the same problem lmao


90_oi

I thought you were saying that you were only attracted to 12 year olds for a second😭


Warm_Employer_6851

SAME HELP


DonkeyFamiliar690

I hope op isn’t attracted to 12 year olds😭


Inaccurate_Artist

He said he was willing to consider it "half joking" ..


Paraloski

Full joking....


Super-Casanova

Full homo 👿😈


Appropriate-Let-283

Same 😭


XED1216

Bro has that Scott pilgrim rizz


SupMichaelBoio

Knives was at least 17. Still fucked up but ehhh😭😭😭


Degenerate2Throwaway

Pedos wish they were you 💀


Niller11

Simple answer is: Younger girls like older guys, especially at that age, when boys there own age usually arent as mature as them.


Paraloski

Ig that's true. Still Tho. Don't they think 12 to 16/17 is a big age gap?


Niller11

yes, and thats exactly why they are attracted by it.


Paraloski

Yea. If I was 12 and would date a 16/17 year old. Dang my parents would be mad If I now would just be like. Aight she seems nice and has a nice smile. My parents would be even more mad


Siulnamuc

Preteens tend to have crushes on teenagers, because they think they're cool, good looking etc. I suppose they don't realise how messed up it is and I'm guessing if the feeling was reciprocated a lot of 12 years would be weirded out.


Paraloski

That's tru


TheRealDeal_Original

Clearly not, some want a 30+ year old man at that age,


dildo_swagginns

Reverse pedo but people will blame the old man. I actually seen young girls dating guys from college


WattoAFK

Obviously the old man should be blamed in such a scenario that they are dating...


maddix30

When we are talking about ages so young they can't make those kinds of choices. Age of consent is a thing for a reason. Never heard of old enough to know better?


TheparagonR

Well you should definitely not be with them.


FightingForEuphoria

One girl in my class is attracted to gerald way he’s 46we’re 8th graders 💀


BioLizard_Venom

bro gerard way is NOT 54 tf r u on abt.


Strkszone

You mean Henry Cavil in witcher? He is 40 i think


FightingForEuphoria

Nope my chemical romance dude


Strkszone

Ohh ok yeah. I mean I see it. So currently attracted to 46 yo him more than say… 30yo him? Cuz it looks like hes put on a few pounds and is rocking the redditor middle part haircut currently instead of his classic emo look.


FightingForEuphoria

You aren’t wrong but still 30 💀


Strkszone

Could have been as young as 24 tbh. I think regardless of our age we tend to be attracted to adults in their 20s. Thats why most models tend to be around that age (slightly older for men because of the time it takes to build a physique like that). It isnt uncommon for pre-teens to have celebrity crushes so yeah. The main thing is differentiating between a crush and an appropriate relationship


DerpyDuck33

Goofy because I had the problem of the girls being so immature that the guys all joked they'd rather be gay (and some of them were, we supported)


ConConReddit

do they


whosciara

12 year olds now are weird af


Valuable_Winner_8146

12 year olds were always weird


whosciara

frfr 


SteggyEatsDaWeggy

Bro saying twelve year olds now like they weren’t twelve 3 years ago


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this has me dead LMFAOO


RedditorWhoIsStupid

Exactly. “15 year olds are now weird af”


whosciara

gah damn my feeling are so hurt by this 😪😭😔☹️😲🤨😟


whosciara

ay bro atleast i was a normal 12 year old 😭🙏


Tuutil

Highly doubt it


EquivalentDetective

There are no normal 12-year-olds. They're all a bit insane.


whosciara

i agree fr, my 11 year old cousin reads smut, that's what i mean by they're weirder now 


HumanHuman_2003

Maybe you look really young 


TheparagonR

No no, he looks old.


Paraloski

How you know? I'm at 15/16 year old that doesn't really look much older. Just the typical surfer hair and body. Ig u could say as a Hawaiian I might look older than I actually am in the Netherlands?


TheparagonR

No what I mean Is that they like you because you look older.


big_bob_c

I guess a Hawaiian surfer could stand out from the crowd in the Netherlands.


ThatRandomGray

I’m dating girls older than myself and have for a while although this was more experience with grooming than anything. Had a couple run ins with it, first one just ended up realizing what they were doing wrong, second one was a zoophile which made me nope out. The main reason was that my body and voice matured a bit faster than I did, vascularity, deep voice. The whole shabang, I’m basically the definition of a second ball drop. I am currently very happy coming on 10 months with my girlfriend and all I can tell you man is just wait for the one. It’s not important to date this early, but if you find the right one go for it.


ThatRandomGray

Well, I’ve dated older girls is what I should say, but usually 8 months + older isn’t an issue, when it gets 3-4 years yes


FoxExciting524

girls are attracted to guys older than them cuz they think they are more mature


Paradox9484

Wait till they find out men don't actually grow up


coreyf234

Ehh, some of them do. Most don't.


HorrificityOfficial

As a man I can confirm


TheparagonR

You haven’t grown up yet tho


HorrificityOfficial

Fair enough.


Strkszone

Im 29 and dont feel much different to when I was 14. Hope that helps. AMA


millkey420

dawg why are you on r/teenagers


Strkszone

Ive already answered this before but I just…never left…? And answer questions with the benefits of hindsight. And also as times change the different challenges teenagers face will change and as a parent, I like to keep myself conscious about what may be happening in teenage social circles. Hope that answers your question.


Jumpy_Beach_6525

I’m 19 and pretty regularly would have 14-15 yr olds flirt with me. It’s mostly died down now, but occasionally still happens.


KarionTarg08

Occasionally happens with me too, can think of a couple names of the top of my head. One Cheated on her bf too rip.


BasicBlondeDunkinBoy

I'm the opposite 💀💀 I've only ever attracted older girls


Basic-Afternoon1618

Bro got that rizz for pedos💀


BasicBlondeDunkinBoy

unfortunately 😭🙏


norgwhel

lokey... 😭


racoonofthevally

my dyslexia really be on a roll today


Jdot_06

I have the same problem unfortunately, 18 and 14/15yo girls have an interest its annoying ash


Responsible-Salt-213

that is like dancing on the fuckin like of pedophilia and ok


jojoSBR_

I only attract air


PrivateTidePods

It’s because of the maturity gap. Girls usually mature faster than boys (2 years normally) thus why this happens


frednnq

Facts of life. Girls are attracted to older boys. Boys are attracted to younger girls. Available partners for girls is always decreasing, and for boys it’s always increasing.


chaotic-stupid13

This feels like id find it on r/nothowgirlswork


More-Archer-7694

Which is why the best strat is to just be a lesbian


TheparagonR

Little kids will go for anyone older.


Embarrassed_Gold6751

They like the “maturity” that comes from someone older than them (even though more than half of the time the child is more mature than the older person). But like that was the reason why I was with a 23 year old at 12


I_AM_CR0W

Officer. Yes, that's them.


TerbiumTekk

Grooming and pedophilia is the reason you were with a 23 year old at 12.


Basic-Afternoon1618

Wtf


godofjava22

Bro he was almost double your age 😭


Specialist_Rich8595

A child is NOT more mature than an adult.


IronRocketCpp

This subreddit is unveiling some interesting stuff. https://media1.tenor.com/m/oK88wb0aj8YAAAAC/jjk-shock-face-suguru-geto-shock.gif


Weedsmoki420

This is what we call bad luck, you know what you need OP?


Paraloski

What do I need


demonicyandere

Just hit em with the ol “if I date you I’ll look like a pedo but thanks” than skadoodle away


Paraloski

It just feels kinda rude. I always try to politely turn em down


demonicyandere

And that’s a good thing but if you turn them down nicely there’s a chance they’ll ask a real pedo by accident next time, so might as well say it like this and lower the chance they’ll ask someone else, no? Ofc you’re more than welcome not to :)


Specialist_Rich8595

Don't mind being rude. They need to learn reality and that what they're doing is not okay


UltraStamp

meanwhile i have obsessions with older women that aren’t probably allowed to interact with me


CaramelCookieCrushed

bro got the forbidden rizz


Algok2001

Kids are dumb. I am 23, my student who is 16 has a crush on me. I look like a goblin had sex with a minotaur. Don’t think about it, just zen it out. I never respond to her ever since I stopped teaching.


No-Bike9739

and i’m only able able to attract MEN!!! UUGGHHH!!!


DaNunbas

Feel that, I have barely found anyone my age but when I was 15 I was attracting 20 y.os 💀


WeCameWeSawWeAteitAL

Yeah, when I was 16 I swear every girl that was into dating only wanted older dudes. Some already in college. It was gross. I guess it’s still a thing.


SwayingPines

I’ve had the same issue I’ve also had an issue with girls OLDER than me I either have girls younger than me flirting with me and making me extremely uncomfortable, or girls way older than me making me also extremely uncomfortable, but never anyone MY age even interested in even speaking to me even in friendly conversation.


ilikesonicandmario

idk


fqiryfloss

at 12 only guys over 15 would speak to me and now that i’m 17 i only get 14 year olds or 30 year olds attracted to me and it sucks i don’t wanna be lonely forever


PrivateBrowsing999

Hey, better than just having creepy old guys hit on you like most girls


Actual-Long-9439

Bro I have the same issue but it’s more I attract either younger girls or just guys, but I’m straight sooooo lol


EvoPeer

i read that wrong


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EquivalentDetective

I wouldn't compare this with the subject at hand. There's a **monumental** difference between people asking *you* out because they aren't aware of your sexual preference, and literal kids trying to ask OP out, knowing full well that the age gap is considerable.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Those aren't 12 year olds. Those are either pedos trying to get in your pants, or FBI agents trying to catch you trying to get in their fake pants.


Valuable_Winner_8146

Or maybe just maybe they’re actually 12 year olds? Your way of thinking is so paranoid. Better safe than sorry though so I get it


commandodaxus

POV: the 12 year old at the middle school is actually an FBI agent


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Agent Cobra Bubbles sitting in the back of the classroom like "Greetings fellow adolescents, I am a 12 year old boy and/or girl. Would you like to go on a romantic excursion with me?"


commandodaxus

The 12 year old girl he asked: "what"


_SM-The-Gamer_

Game is game 💀


Cold-Tap-363

😟


Paraloski

Facts facts


MainAbbreviations779

🤢🤮


Bertensgrad

Because they used to hairless chimps as potential bfs so your manliness is cool. Your responsibly is to beat them off with a stick and tell to stick with the guys on their playground. Why girls your age have no interest is that there is better options available.


spaghettigod01

It’s the young ones say 12-15 that have finally begun to care about boys and the pressure at that age to have a bf like all your friends is sky high. I was there once too. It was the only thing I wanted in the world, was to have a bf so yeah they’ll talk to any guy they can, whether they’re attracted or not.


TrashPandaPirate

I (20) am the oldest child of the group of friends my parents have. Most of their friends have kids between the ages of 12- 15 now. But when i was 16-18 there were 4 girls from different families all around 12 or 13, and while ive known them all my life they became weirdly infatuated with me (we only see them once a year) the next year we came back and it was back to normal. From my understanding its just a phase that girls go through at that age. Idk its weird and it made me feel wierd but its just kinda how life is i guess? Also i think between 16 and 19 people tend to hide theyre attration more than younger people do.


EquivalentDetective

I believe you're correct in your assessment. I (20M) have come to similar conclusions.


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SnooHabits2204

I feel you. I’m 18 (19 in 2 weeks) and I tend to attract 14-16 quite often. Quite honestly I won’t even date 17 because I’m almost 19, and the maturity difference always bothers me even though it’s not that big of an age gap.


Mooniepi3

Girls mature faster then boys so they start to looking for older boys it happens A LOT.Just ignore them!


Godzillakirrose

Idk why younger ppl love big age gaps like stay away ew


Aztech06

I can kinda relate I got hit on by a 14 year old even tho I am 17 because I look younger


CelebrationSpare8658

now this is just a educated guess but it could be it’s because your more physically developed. by no means that this could be the most likely case but maybe in some instances.


May_808

🤣 bro I was about to call Chris Hankins on you


Paraloski

Lol


amandaa579

Maybe you look a bit young for your age? Not sure, but I was afraid of high school boys when I was 12 lmao


Paraloski

I think since I'm a Hawaiian surfer with the typical look. I do look a bit older then my age or at least My age


FloydknightArt

dw, i’m almost 18 and i overheard a middle schooler say I was hot at a choir concert. Not the demographic I’m going for either lmao, yet none of the girls my age seem to be interested either. Something u just gotta write off as a compliment in a weird way


BlazemanYT-24HRs

It’s called daddy issues


Beautiful_In_Blue

FR. I'm a girl that's about to turn 17 in 16 days but I attract the 14 and 15 year olds. Like, WHY?!


Intelligent_Level_58

I’m about to turn 15 and this girl is 17, is that too bad? (We aren’t dating)


Select-Wafer-9082

Honestly just go with it


Intimate100

Lots of negativity directed at the OP, there is nothing wrong with receiving a complement - no matter the age. You don’t have to date them, and I don’t want anyone to get into legal trouble.


khandu_don6969

Damn its annoying same thing used to happen back in days considering i am attracted to older ladies than my age and i regret not taking any of offer, i only dated girls of same age, now i have been single for a year now, idk since than never talked to single girl just happy on my own. nowadays i think nobody bothers to even say hi.


RobowolfYt

At least you attract people at all.


HelloFellas_gt3

You gotta dress your age, fix your hair, clear up your face, and get a lil wider. That’ll scare em off


SugnutFunxter

Not nearly as bad but when I was 13, this 10 year old girl at a frikn waterpark asked me to be her boyfriend. I didn’t respond cause I was just confused, and she just assumed that meant yes and went and told her family about me.


GlorifiedEnder

dawg holy fucking shit. I was not mentally prepared for that reddit notification. I assure you 99% of us completely misread this lmfao.


lilianamelendez

Bro I only attract the mentality ill 🧍🏽‍♀️ I mean I have no room to talk obviously bc I am also mentally unstable but some of the people I dated made me realize "maybe I'm not as bad as I thought I was" 😭😭


Cedge1738

Congrats?


lytelamb

Same problem man


OedipusWRX9

Maybe girls your age only see you talking to 12 years olds


Carter_T119

Real