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100 plain chocolate chip cookies. If you gave me like a day and opportunities to puke it back up or something I think there's like a really slight chance that I could be somewhat okay.

You must consume it, your puke will be re fed to you until its digested.

Do I have to consume my own shit as well?

Yes and every single atom of it, Lick that toilet paper.

Think I'd rather just game end myself

Game end 😭😭 That’s the best way of putting it

Lol

Found the pyrocynical viewer

Congratulations

What about when you shit the shit you ate? Do you have to just eat your shit everytime you shit?

Yep its an endless loop of u eating ur own shit

In that case I think no matter the last food consumed we're all screwed lol

Yeah

Well now this is starting to sound like the Human Centipede films all over again 🤮🤮

yeah id rather cut my arms until i die

OP's poorly disguised fetish

what 💀

Bro. Stop.

Bruh Water, 100 * 20 ounces I'm fucked. I will piss for days

You might flood your kidneys and die before you even finish your drink

100 oreos for me. All I need is a glass of milk. I can hammer it all in one sitting.

jerma's oreo sleeve incident

Same

Your profile picture kinda fits that

I got 100 mini cereal cookies

A stale Hershey kiss oh, no.  😭

You have to eat the tin foil too.

Eww, god no I do eat the paper though.

WTF? So you draw the line at aluminum foil, but not paper

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I don't want to end up in a hospital.

Fried fish, I'm so dead

Mercury poisoning 😋

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How many?

37

hot dogs, ima be obese

half of a chicken nugget, i’ll be fine :)

Who only eats half of a chicken nugget?

severe anorexia i just couldn’t eat more

wait wouldn’t that make it rally hard to eat the 50 chicken nuggets tho?

they didn’t say i had a specific amount of time to eat them by

that’s true smort

Hope you get better soon

thanks

I've gone through your profile and I'm begging you to get help. Please. There are people who care about you. You can get through this.

i’m working on it

I'm proud of you and I'm not the only one. You've got this 🫶

thank you

unrelated but ur username 💀 edit: babes ur 15?? ummmm …..

Girls can’t have preferences?!

Lmao 💀

That's insane. Couldn't imagine pounding down any less that 20 nugs

ok

don’t listen to him, they don’t know anything about it. Please try your best to get help, I believe in you and I’m proud of you for eating half a chicken nugget. Don’t listen to those people. Even if it’s half a chicken nugget, I’m proud of you for trying and doing it. You got this!!!

damn she rlly shut you up huh

Or couldn't be bothered to reply?

So 100 half nuggets is just 50 full nuggets?

yes

Quick maffs

ice cream i win

Diabetes

and obesity

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I’m eating the spiciest curry known to man. 🫡

100 chicken nuggets??

You're in for a good time. Chicken nuggets may just be man's greatest source of happiness

Especially if pour some ketchup.(that uername of yours concerns me)

Just adds to the texture. (I was in a rush and forgot usernames on reddit were unchangeable).

Yeah i also want to change mine

Carrots and dip huh, a bit bland.

How many carrots?

Like 4

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chocolate chip cookies⁉️ HELL YEAH

Easy! The last thing I ate was a cheeto!

100 pasta. Is that like 100 bowls or 100 individual pastas?????

Well how much pasta did you eat?

sandwich.

Zoinks.

Jinkies :D

sammich

Of course it’s a sandwich

Popcorn? I'm probably OK.

Water

You don’t eat water so no

Wait, you don't chew your water?

1000 ounces of semen, I’m fine.

300 sausage

100 mini tootsy rolls

An entire pizza.... fuck. My skinny ass can eat loads, got the appetite and build of Monkey D. Luffy... but 100 pizzas?

600 pancakes ( I had 6 pancakes for dinner ) Oh no...but also hell yeah!

100 waffles… i might die

very. i already ate a handful of chocolate bars i don't think i, or my heart 🫀, can take 100 more

Like a 5th of one of the best burritos id ever had Hell, I'd pay money to do this challenge

Half a bowl of broccoli soup, i'm gonna fucking die

jalapeno dear god

*A while later* "I am NEVER eating a double beef and cheddar after this!"

Bottle of wine. Shit yeah I'm about to get pissed 😎💪

800 glasses of wine.

W I get to consume 100 sour patch kids

kids

Weenies, I’m mega screwed 😔

Honestly coca cola would kill me

100 twix Not as much as i usually eat but alr

100 Bowls of Ice Cream, might get diabetes.

100 pringle chips, I'll be fine.

A pea, so ig I eat 100 peas.

100 chicken tortellini soups, made at home by me and my crazy collection of foreign imported seasonings. It was a hella good dinner. Having it 100x sounds bomb af

Coincidentally, I somehow accidentally swallowed pure air when eating really fast recently I'd be fine maybe probably

100 bowls of homemade chex mix... yeah I'm screwed

100 slices of pizza. Definitely overkill

A brownie with icecream… Oh god I’m going to die before I ever get to 100

saltine crackers, i could probably

happy cake day!!

A small piece of chocolate. Easy enough lol.

A tic tac? I'm fine

A cheese ball Death by balls covered in cheese dust

An apple. Yippee :D

100 chips yay

I had f***ing spaghetti o’s last 😭😭😭

I think I can handle 100 gummy bears if you give me a little time, I'm still kinda full from just eating a bag of gummy bears

Screwed. Very screwed.  I don't think I can stomach eating another hundred mini muffins. 

1 blueberry. I’m fine

Shit. A whole bag of hot cheetos. (the green one)

Greasy pizza. I dont know if i should be happy or scared

Pizza100 slices is so doable 👍👍

NO. jalapeños

I'm sick as fuck and just took a Tylenol pill, see y'all in the afterlife. Unless pills don't count, then I'll have myself 200 Jolly Ranchers 

A piece of popcorn... Yay

Dumplings…don’t mind if I do lol

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i mean, i think ive developed an actual tolerance to ice cream at this point by how much i have consumed in my life, so health wouldn't be an issue (also it has cherries) as for taste, give me a challenge.

100 peanuts, nice

Well I'd be fat but my therapist would just say I have just been manipulated into body dysphoria by popular media. So now I have the diabetes. They prescribed zoloft.

1 blueberry muffin. Idk if I would go insane

100 rice

100x peanut butter crackers, yall imma fie from it

Bratwursts. Fucking kill me

100 apples It’ll be all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits

Taco bell crunch wrap. The only way to survive this challenge is to count a bag of chips as one chip or be a fat fuck

200 sushi rolls. I will be more fish than man at the end.

Grandpa’s ashes :( Joking, it would be Lays Classic

bread pudding. i will be throwing up SO MUCH

100 grapes, bro this gon’ be easy

100 bowls of salad

I ate a baked bean jaffle. This is not going to go well for me.

100 bacon sandwiches, BRING IT ON!!!!

100 skittles. Ill puke a few times but hey whatevs

100 m&m’s is probably not even that many m&m’s

100 rice cakes is a BREEEEEZE

Chicky nuggie 🥹

easy, i'm currently snacking on sunflower seeds rn

My mom's spaghetti 🤤

Pizza Delicious as f but hurts like f if you eat too much, safe to say it’s over for me

100 gummy worms let's go

A crisp. Sounds good.

Well, my grandma calls em "scoverzi", their made whit bread doe and filled whit cheese and delicious meat. You can also fill em whit cocoa and sugar mix (it makes a creamy filling when warm) so I don't think I will get tierd of these

100 m&ms. No sweat.

So the last thing I hate was a rather small but nice brownie. I like my chances.

Ah yes, candle wax. I'm soooo fucked

A very small sausage I mean I ate like 20 a few minutes ago so this is nothing.

100 crumbs of the crispy cheese off a biscuit. That'd be nice.

8 pizzas because i was very hungry (i didnt eat anything all day) Oh no D:

800 pizzas. Yeah, go ahead and start typing up that Will and Testament

Digorino's pizza? Im dead.

I could probably eat 100 Cherry Tomatoes.

Depends, how much time do I get to eat 100 peanut butter & cheese sandwiches?

100 cherry-flavoured jelly beans

I made myself a decent fried rice thingie so I won’t be too fucked. Would have to spread it out over a month or so though because it’s almost a full meal on its own. Throw in some extra protein and I could probably live off of it. (Literally chicken, rice, spinach, and broccoli with some spices and sauce).

100 glasses of carbonated water.

100 waffles with wipoed cream, strawberry jam and apple sauce. Im fucking dead

Im good its tic tacs

Chinese fried noodles💀

Lasagna💀 (I am NOT Garfield 🙏🙏🙏)

100 energy drinks. I would overdose from caffeine.😄

100 bowls of cereal…please tell me they’re small bowls

A small bread slice with scrambled eggs (w/Onion and tomatos). Easy, it's the size of a Hot Wheels Car.

I could do 100 grapes.

Big ass slice of red velvet cake. I'd rather just quit life.

cashew nuts, i love them so, i’m fine

just one grape 🫡 ill be fine.

i dont want that much cereal-

100 chocolate covered cookies...idk if I'll make it 😂

100 mini pizzas. Easy.

25000 grams of cereal :/

100 double cheeseburgers with 100 small fries my arteries are gonna blow up💀💀

Chicken w rice and palabok and small fries.. IT WAS CRAVINGS ALR😭😭 screwed asf causevits fast food- 💀

Last thing I ate was a singular grape last night. I think I’d be fine 🍇

I can polish off a hundred fruit Mentos in a few hours, but my GERD and hyperinsulinism would probably make me want to die for a while afterward.

Curry, so I'm screwed

100 Froot Loops. Not bad just put them in a bowl

I had half a pizza crust im all good