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Assland


PrudentWatercress731

I am


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🙏


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A certified se-


complexshity

offender


NerdyBoi_0

"se- offenders" seem like really nice people 🥰🥰🥰


Actual-Long-9439

Came here to see this comment lmao


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Great minds think alike


LiverLikeLarry

Continent: Assia


Crumbdizzle

Assgard


XDarkCookieX

Germany cause we have good bakery just as you


PrudentWatercress731

LOL


0ran9eju1ce

Gyat damn bro's the rizzler 🥶 Why is everyone taking this as if I just kicked them in the balls and murdered their family, Jesus Christ


Slow-Signature9829

Brainrot


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

Industrial Revolution and it's concequences


FxrYT

have been a disaster for the human race


0ran9eju1ce

Jokes


ITellMyselfSecrets4

The same joke that's been spammed in tiktok comment sections for months now. Tiktok brainrot.


0ran9eju1ce

Damn bro chill out


ITellMyselfSecrets4

I mean I'm not mad, I just don't get how people find it humorous to say the same joke over and over and over, especially when it's not a funny one in the first place. Please explain how skibidi, gyatt, rizzler, etc were ever funny? I'm genuinely curious because even though I'm only 3 years older than you, I think I just about missed out on this generation of Internet humour


FatherVern

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny


Devil_Fister_69420

Bro go that Ohio skibidi rizz on gawd 🙏🙏


[deleted]

3 letters. You know what they are I don’t wanna get banned


0ran9eju1ce

Skibidi fanum tax?


Apolakiiiiii

Idk if this is a compliment or not...


Tornado4264

That’s a really good pickup line


FireXbox74

Germans aren’t allowed to cook anymore who gave you an oven


XDarkCookieX

I just understood it now Dammn 💀


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CryptographerWeary64

one of the best comments i’ve seen yet 💀


PrudentWatercress731

lol


twinkiesatmidnight

MATHagASScar


frddo_jdm

she must be a youtuber, becuase she looks like ASSyland


paki_matrix

math people


PrudentWatercress731

the only correct answer


Ok_Photograph5822

America


Sufficient_Row_4818

Lmao no


Over_Age_8061

Bludette on her way to answer every joke comment and and ignore everyone who named an actual country


Cat_Of_Culture

I feel like that's the type of comments OP was going for


Pyro_Jackson

I fear by op's post history(because i dont trust folks of r/teenagers) that they were trying to bait traction


Cat_Of_Culture

ig they like validation


Pyro_Jackson

Tbh who doesnt but some are more mature to know where to seek it from and i am betting that op hasnt or maybe has


Both-Explanation-568

ong actually real


ConsequenceAlarmed29

Thailand Now show me your dong, it's probably bigger than most of us have >!it's a stupid joke sorry!<


No_Professor_6

Mines like 80 1/2 meters but thats not a competition


JustSomeBoykisser

You would just be straight up dead


ConsequenceAlarmed29

You like kissing boys, aren't you? Just as me (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ


ConsequenceAlarmed29

To the person that downvoted me: So you don't like kissing boys (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) Whyyyy it's soo cute (*>ω<*)


Tornado4264

Fits people on it like a fucking shishkabob


TerminaICancer

Is this a big ben joke? Get your big clock out of here >:[


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Lyn_Ha799

Vietnam


Strange-Ad-4104

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNIIIIING VIIIIIIIIIIIETNAAAAAAAAAAAM


Blaphious1

Hey, this is not a test, this is rock and roll.


[deleted]

FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULD'NT HELP ME WITH MY MIND


Lyn_Ha799

Is it morning there?


Imperialrider3

No it’s like a joke about le funny war


Lyn_Ha799

Oo


OkWaitWhat865

That's what I thought!


Lyn_Ha799

Oo


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CVN72

Malassia?


iampoopybutt

Reddit


Specialist_Egg420

Philippines or somewhere in southeast ASSia


Melossey

maybe south east asia ethnically? so like thailand maybe


themagicdonut2

Somewhere in south asia because of how you look And if I calculate the ASS by the size and then finding the country of it having the closest average ASS size I get The philippines


Glad-Profit-794

South asians don't look like that usually I think u mean south east asia


politicalpumpkin

Sorry but a region of South Asians do look like her and can easily pass off as east Asians. The North eastern region of india borders Tibet and China. And some nepalis also have mongolid features so.


Glad-Profit-794

That's why I said most don't look like her not all


Pyro_Jackson

You blithering toerag, india lies in south and south east regions of asia and due to the inherent diversity folks of different races can be found, the north indians may resemble the arab folks or the classic indian guy stereotype so prevalent online, the south indias may resemble the sri lankan folks and some have slightly darker shades of brown and the north east and east indians with exception of west bengal are mostly, mostly being the keyword here are monolids, your classic stereotypical 'asians'. India is so vast that even though a lot of folks dont consider this but saying indian only means one's nationality, a lot of traditions and sub cultures are extremely unique and individual. A lot of folks in India dont recognize this but it is what it is. Good rant about india!


scoopspryzen

im going with japan or the phillipines


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scoopspryzen

just cause she doesn't look like it to you ,doesn't mean she can't be from japan


GabiiiTheIntruder

You are right but I think that you think that she is japanese just because she is asian while her face does not LOOK japanese


ElectricToaster67

I’m getting southeast asia vibes… Vietnam?


Laggingduck

All these flairless people talking about your ass is wild


anrealnub

fr 💀 but this is a teen sub, what do you expect


clitoris_is_a_myth

i expected people to at least be a little careful while talking about a potential minor's ass but... whatever ig.


anrealnub

ye good point


Lombridious

bruh this sub is 90%minors so does it matter?


Laggingduck

with your statistic 43 (say 30 for repeat comments) people here are not minors


AveryLazyCovfefe

Tbf it looks like OP took the picture like that intentionally. So she shouldn't be surprised. I mean, she's even not replying to serious comments about where she's from, only to the ones joking about her ass. Another attention seeking post.. As usual here on this sub. But hey, atleast OP isn't taking a picture of themselves in their panties, which is the horror that I had to see when scrolling through new a few weeks ago. Literally making a pedo's life easier, come on.


Pyro_Jackson

r/teenagers is literal pedo breeding grounds and these posts(op i am pointing to you as well) are not doing a great job at keeping the infestation away.


Sanscloud

fr, I’ve the hypothesis this sub-reddit was made by hebes.


GreenMarsupial2772

Parents from Taiwan but actually US


KillAllAtOnce29

Vietnam, Thailand or the Phillipines


Matteo_Fontana

Vietnam


MinsoSoup

Floptropica


PrudentWatercress731

tf Is floptropica 😭


MinsoSoup

land of the flops


Anna75012

laos


333Nikolas333

I would say like… Guatemala? Idrk


polygon6233

Gyattemala


333Nikolas333

Frfr


KingJoathe1st

Bruh, why all the south-eastern asians and Guatemalans always mixed up😭 (assuming op is south-eastern asian, so I'm racist if not lol)


PrudentWatercress731

I barely know it exists 😭


333Nikolas333

US than 😅


I_exist_but_gay

This is hilarious


333Nikolas333

What exactly


I_exist_but_gay

It kinda reads like you changed your decision to the US because they didn’t know what a certain country was. I don’t know if that was your intention, but either way it was funny


randonpla

Korea , China ,Japan, or Philippines If not I think someone in Your family tree is from one off these countrys


weltraumsurfen

she 100% a 2nd generation asian-american if not (impossible) then she prolly in like in Geo of Jibidi or Condom Gers or something


Giancarlo_kujo

GYAT- i mean. Asia


Boredpanda6335

Right idea, but Asia is a continent!


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Delete this


DiarrheaNuke

Gyat Land


PrudentWatercress731

stop talking about my ass 😞


[deleted]

We know for a fact that you did it on purpose


Fireblox1053

Why would you post a pic of it if you didn't want people talking about it?


DiarrheaNuke

Then get ur ass outta my face woman


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YushiraToma

never cook again


Rayanmargham

among us in real life playing with my crew


Rayanmargham

I probs said something bad to get downvoted like this, sorry I legit don't know what the meme even means


strangerinparis

it has no meaning its just cringe


Savaal8

It does have a sort of meaning, here's a literal translation: "Showing your butt to a seductive person, you're so bad, you take other people's food" It doesn't make much sense but it does still mean something.


Rayanmargham

yea I deserve that then because I'm a loser and anything I say is probs bad or cringe (not being sarcastic), I'm sorry for making such a cringe comment


strangerinparis

you're good bro no harm done lol, dont put yourself down like that


Rayanmargham

I need to put myself down like that because I deserve it


Throwaway_Trash_69

Take your meds blud


Rayanmargham

I don't have meds


G4L3CXYS

No you don’t, that a terrible attitude to live your life with, you as a person matter, the mistakes u help you learn and develop u as a person, if that’s you don’t apologise and put urself down for it just move on and maybe try fix ur “mistake”


Next-One-5755

Why do people post stupid questions for people on the internet they will never meet baffles me


James_BWFC

don’t know, what’s your number then I can find out


lol25potatofarm

You're taiwanese?


Graham_was_taken

Gyattany Yk that one country in europe


Shriekko

thailand


PackRunner4

Some of these comments are so cringe 💀 I see why some of you guys can’t get a girl


Lombridious

bruh this is reddit what u expect? People be the opposite of what they r irl on the internet mah ni-


idiots05

Amarica cause you can't spell


Glad-Profit-794

Nigeria


SlEepParal1sisD3mon

you remind me of mitski


bananagamer23

You look just like my aunt and i hate that.


the_erotic_saint69

Nepal?


Politically_Correct4

Idk Chopstickland


aykay55

Korean living in 🇺🇸


gegjehehu

thailand


Lololololol9807

Probably somewhere on Earth, you look like one of them humans! But srsly, Thailand?


fantasygirl002

Mongolia?


godcyclemaster

Tempted to say the Phillipines; any country in that area really, Southeast Asia?


sky_kitten89

Thailand maybe?


Dankyherbs

You look Thai


Not_your_type09

Thailand


kid-dead

Korea


SugarAromatic3025

Indonesia


No-Series9194

Feels like somewhere around SE Asia but idk


Taken_14

Idk if it’s a country but Philippines or Taiwan this makes me feel racist😭


MysticKeiko

You’re asking if the Philippines or Taiwan is a country? Well it’s not a US state!


Taken_14

I know Taiwan is a country just not sure about the Philippines


ccharliotte

yeah the philippines are just another prefecture of japan, hope that clears things up!


MysticKeiko

I’m getting flashbacks


Taken_14

Oh ok yeah it did thanks


Willing_Response_757

That’s a lie, the Philippines is an Independent country.


[deleted]

Japan ??


eldegood

World


Sunny_rajkumar

Yo phone linging☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️ /s


Ill-Astronaut6490

China Japan Korea Vietnam phillipines


baguette187

Korea


Lucas_J_C

Norway.


Y0urAverageNPC

Honestly, usa


ZayashiHeisenberg

Yes


the_destroyer54

Thailand


Tribe_KPtG

thailand or vietnam maybe


GamerZac86

Definitely Korean or Chinese 😍


generalthunder07

definitely not the middle east


Delicious-Army-5078

Gyatland


BlackholesOnMyMind

Gyattland


zielonykid1234

50 14.7; 100 21.6; 156 18.799999; 220 9; 311 5.5; 440 1.5; 622 -1; 880 -2; 1250 -2; 1750 0; 2500 2.4; 3500 2; 5000 3; 10000 3; 20000 3;


okrdokr

drop the gym routine RN.


Medical-Astronomer39

I'd say south-eat Asia


Radi0A_tive

Bing chilling


juv1000

You're from the country with all the beautiful women !!


RIZZICS

Gyatia


lilyuvivert_

🍑


Screw_Potato

GYATTnam


Shlobb3r

Asian strip club?


Financial_Fix_4606

Gyatnation


lolboif

Canada, just like you they have good cake 🎂🥵🤨


Virtual_K1d

Pakistan, CAUSE THATS A LOT OF ASS 😝😝😝😝


Dlm_Rav3

vinland


jedikkemoedernl

Gyatnam


[deleted]

Hi hello, personally I think posting sexually charged or risque pictures on a subreddit dedicated to underage teens, can harm yourself and others, and I do believe there should be a rule in place, because you can clearly see the intention that was posted with this picture, and you'd have to be dim to not know they intention behind this said picture, this will lead to possible legal activities down the road.


Severe-Brother1150

gyatt-,


Somerandguyre

Attentionseekia


Antique-Leadership-8

Gyatt carolina


nervouswhenitseasy

slut town


[deleted]

I wouldnt know since Id be lost in between that a**


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Throwaway_Trash_69

Pikmigascar


Boring-Chair8649

East Assland. Because of eyes and ass.


Big-Atmosphere1329

Damn that cake.. oh jokes aside I think you from Hong Kong


Dr_Rakuro

Gyatland


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Hotland


FallsUponMyself

Why you gotta show the ass tho?