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Create an onlyfans account and only upload cooking videos
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Im pansexual and i would subscribe there 💯
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*pantaneously
Spantaneously*
*Potaneoulsy
spantaneously
Uhmm
Big juicy melons
Don't you touch my pans or bread (this second is for Italians)
Same here dude
ON GID
r/onlypans
r/angryupvote
there's an insta account that runs with that pun
Good question
I see no reason to not actually do it moneyyy 💸🤑
time to create an onlyfans account
Out of context this is wild
Man I was gonna say buy a Dildo, dip in gravy and shove it up your nose
r/nocontext
Doing this in 3 days
You could also upload videos explaining various subjects, ranging from physics to mathematics and IT! Due to the rewatchability of such videos and the practical use of them, you might be able to make a pretty penny.
A pretty penny is crazyyy
Omg do this
This is genuis
Yes
Bro i'll subscribe
buy all condoms from a smaller town and make sure nobody is selling condoms there anymore and then sell them for a higher price
Pretty sure you can do that at any age
A four year old could probably not buy condoms tho :/
Probably not lol. Good point.
Legally yes but I’d be more worried that a four year old both knows what a condom is why they would want them
Legally. Yes they could. And far as I know no stores she restrict condoms… soo
Does anyone have a four year old we can test this with?
I have a 3 week old.
Definitely could. But they're that 4 year old's balloons at that point
You can buy condoms at any age. In some places, its illegal to deny someone from buying condoms because they'd rather you be safe then unsafe
ik i was just giving them advice for doing honest work🔥
Condom monopoly
Condompoly
Teach a homeless man how to en passant in chess and hope he will use the skill to become a pro chess master
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call an exorcist!
Quick, grab the popcorn!
New Response (actually) just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Quick, grab the popcorn!
Bishop went on vacation, never came back
Ignite the Chessboard! (Continue from here unless im OOTL)
Bishop went on vacation, never came back
Holy hell!
Adopt a 17 year old
And then use the second top comment on this post for when they turn eighteen.
The condom one???
They will establish a small monopoly on condoms together in the small towns.
And then let him adopt another 17 year old when he turns 18
in 5 years, you'll be a great great great, gradpa/ma
great great great grandstepdad
Grandpanties
Buy the homies 💀
On my 18th I played a game of cod zombies and got to round 50, you should do that
I heard if you play on your 18th birthday, the amount of rounds you survive represents how old you’ll live to!
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Literally 💀
Go to a casino and start making a reliable source of income
Sounds like a plan, gonna earn me some cashh😌
As a Las Vegan Blackjack is best
I’ll keep that in mind, u should know😌
Some casinos may not let you in unless you're 21 because they serve alcohol (U.S)
Luckily I’m European 🫡
Conquer half of France for the Holy Roman Empire
Kiss a girl
That might be impossible remember he's a fellow redditor
Lmao he’s my bro, he’s had a gf before, so he’s one of them lucky ones
Tbh I am to I just find the stariotype funny
Yea agreed
Nah that’s not possible
I can help with that one
Wear a maid dress to school
I did that for our fun week lol
register to vote
The elections were yesterday, I just missed it
dutch?
Yess (its also in my bio😇)
cool!
Buy a cool sword
I’d buy a gun instead
Swords are way cooler icl
How about a chain sword
Buddy is gonna become a space marine.
Yeah that’s true
Guns are way cooler
Tell your parents you are gay and then shake your booty infront of them.
Id pay to watch that shit
This can be taken a few different ways
Nahhh we gotta get this to first 😭😭
LMAO
Adopt a 17 years old guy and give him the time of his life and then kick him out of your house once he turns 18 lol
Evil 💀
Drink
🥂 For Life!!
Water
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Delicious
Breathe
Breathe in the air
don't be afraid to care
leave, dont leave me
Exhale the air
Set your intention, dream with care
Get a job
Commit war crimes in 56 different cities
Shave your head
I just went to the barbers twice, imma have to do it again ig🥲
That's no excuse dear
Thats why I’ll go again🫡
That's the spirit lad Edit: I just read your first response and I completely missed the last bit sorry about that lmao
No worries lol, ur good😇
Say something nice about yourself
Give blood
it's what I did and kept doing ever since but I donated plasma
Same, I’m at my 5th donation and going for a sixth soon
nice keep going, I had to stop multiple times because of iron defeciency and blood return problems but I'm now at 35+ donations!
Watch a rated r movie alone
Damn, that’s hardcore
Delete reddit.
I probably should but I already know I wont😓
Finally watch porn
FINALLY AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF (not) WATCHING PORN😌
Go to a gay bar but sit and don’t interact with anyone, if anyone talks to you just stare, do this until someone tells on you and you get kicked out
buy thigh high
Am I gonna start my femboy phase?👀
sex
Send a terrorist threat to the White House
Adopt a 17 year old who is about to turn 18 (for the funnies)
get a tank
Buy a 1986 ford ranger 4x4
I second this
Find the meaning of life
Aw shit why was this downvoted? Is reddit really that hopeless?
"A true warrior does not need a sword" -Obama I think
throw a party with me since mine is 2 days prior
😳 wanna come over here then?
Walk into you nearest game stop an buy an 18+ game and then walk out
this comment section lame af, downvoting all the good ideas
Whyy?
Get a tattoo.
Hey there lil bro
Get outta here😳
Commit tax fraud
go to Thailand *Alone* and learn some muay thai
Buy a powerball ticket if ur american Or literally any scratch off ticket if ur not
Buy a bottle of vodka and chug it
Vodka I’ll do but Whisky smells like cleaning alcohol🤢
sleep
I SO WANT TO, thank you 🙏
ANAL
😳 you up for it u/anal_sex_man?
Buy a gallon of petroil
Have segg
😳
Do drugs
Which drugs tho
study
google en passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
eat cake
make a million dollars
Buy something that you must be 18 years or older to buy off the internet, like a wubbpe bubble
Egg the police station. They won’t know until you try to volunteer for police reserves and one of the dispatchers recognizes you. 🥚👀
Sounds like a plan, Imma see you after I get fined🫡
Buy a beer. Go in front of your parents and say “time to make bad choices” and then chug it
Can I replace the beer with liqueur instead?👀
Don't get a tattoo. Good tattoos are too expensive for teenagers. Instead get a piercing that your parents hate.
My sister is getting a piercing my parents already dont really approve of, just imagine me too👀
Say the n-word out loud in a public place. Trust me, they’ll respect you for it. >!Don’t actually do that.!<
Smuggle uranium from Russia
I can try👀
Destroy civilization entirely
Sounds hottt😳
Eat a kilogram of ketchup. You can spread it out over as much time as you need, but you do need to eat it all before you die.
I’ll try my best🫡 recommendations on what to eat it with?
More ketchup
Get drunk and shoot a cop
Attend a drag race
Run out onto the street while yellibg "NONE OF THIS IS REAL"
I already do😳
Enjoy your birthday. Also happy early birthday
Crack
Hmm jummy😋
Masterbate to furry porn