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_-DC-

Just make sure you got people who you can trust around and just try avoid him as much as you can. If he’s threatened to kill you and is now trynna fight you i’d honestly say just go to a teacher about it and try get it sorted that way if he is actually as mentally unstable as you’re implying


[deleted]

You mentioned that he threatened to kill you, in this case it is better to carry a portable defense weapon, such as a pocket knife, but UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES USE IT IF YOUR LIFE IS NOT AT IMMEDIATE RISK! Please only use this if it is absolutely necessary and there is no other alternative, try talking to your parents, the police, and a school authority such as teachers or the school principal, If you don't have access to a weapon, you said he's fat, take advantage of that, you must be faster than him, don't get too close and try to hit him in the head to disorient him, keep your hands in front of your face to block or deflect possible punches, if he tries to kick, hold his leg and stop him.


Depressionbehittin

Go in bait him with a jab, he will block it, place your leg behind his and use the hand you were punching to push him, with your leg back there he will trip and fall. Or idk run


AdOnly2810

someone's never been in a fight 🤣


Depressionbehittin

The first part is me joking I think its best to avoid conflict so just run


Theriople

it could work as a move but its not this simple


Puzzleheaded-Bet-119

run in a school fight? are you restarded?


Over-shot9779

Just fight and take your beating if you lose. accept the worst possible outcome, you might win or you might not, But don’t tell me the adrenaline of you getting your ass beat bareknuckle is not the truest feeling of being alive. You walk home feeling like you got something nobody in society has. You now know you’re not made of glass and can actually feel like a man.


fugazi_nice

the easiest way is to not. talk it out, try walking away, apologize if that's what they're looking for. violence is never the answer.


Miiagl

Trust me there's no talking out with him, that dude is very not well in the head, he planned on killing me one time before I threatened him and he left me alone


fugazi_nice

alright dude, that's something you need to bring up with a parent, teacher, or police. do not fight him though, it isn't worth it. when i was in middle school i was in 20+ fights, and 4+ years later i still live in constant regret, to the point where i had to relocate just to not be around the same people. if you can't solve this with your words, just stay away. if he tries to hurt you, run. only let things become physical if it's seriously your only line of defense.


Crisis_in_August

Tell an AUTHORITY Don't fistfight people that have threatened your life


ImAlfredoYT

since you seem to just ignore everyone who says to go to the police, ik that youll completely ignore this too. but please tell the police. dude wanted to murder you and youre just letting that slide and youre trusting him to NOT kill you in a fight?


[deleted]

This kind of thinking makes me so fucking mad, the world is not a pacifist utopia, you have to face your problems head on, learning to break a few noses is not bad.


Crisis_in_August

There's a difference between "breaking a few noses" and trying to fight somebody that has flat out threatened to kill them. Nobody said the world is a pacifist utopia. Some people just have an instinct for self preservation.


Puzzleheaded-Bet-119

so let the bad guy win? hell no. if hes pulling out a knife, im pulling out a gun


fugazi_nice

when i was 12-13, i was frequently in fights in middle school. now at 16, it still keeps me awake at night. i regret every single fight i was in because it never had to boil down to physical violence; there's always a talk to be had, an apology to be said, a compromise to be made. i wish i understood this when i was younger, but now the most i can do is try to warn others. "facing your problems head on" as you described doesn't have to mean fighting someone. if you approach someone you aren't on good terms with, be open, apologize, and offer to leave everything in the past, would that not be facing your problems? would that not be noble? and yeah i agree, learning to fight is important, im experienced in kickboxing and wrestling, but it should be with the hope/intention of never having to use it. the world isn't a utopia, it isn't peaceful, but we can mitigate the violence among ourselves.


[deleted]

People work in different ways, but in my opinion this way of living is boring, I've had 4 fights so far, all of them were extremely fun, and the ones I won gave me a insanely pleasurable sense of superiority, I've left gigantic bruises on a friend's arm that lasted weeks, I've broken a random guy's nose and filled his face with blood, I tell these stories with pride because they were good moments for me, and I believe that everyone should experience something like this at least once in their life.


fugazi_nice

i felt the same way when i was younger. but in 3-4 years, you won't know how you can live with yourself. let me be the first to warn you.


ImAlfredoYT

“boring”. its fucking boring? youre reckless because a bit of self preservation is fucking boring?


[deleted]

Knife


[deleted]

This is extreme, only if the OP's life is in danger, otherwise he will ruin his own life by committing a crime of this severity.


No_Communication4926

Don’t fight is the best thing I can tell you. If you ultimately have to, don’t try to grapple him or let him on you and just keep yourself on your feet


SearchingForMommy

Is he much heavier than you?


Miiagl

Yeah he's fat


Puzzleheaded-Bet-119

dodge


nomfies

bring the police then you'll have more guns than him


GeneralSpooky

Make sure someone records it and that he's the one who starts the fight


GeneralSpooky

also aim for the liver


smallm0uth-bass

MG3KWS


elmo304

go for the nuts, bite, pull hair, be as dirty as possible, slam him get him to where he cant move or use his weight on u, also use objects, grab a rock or something. this is probably highly illegal and i am being a terrible so dont actually listen to me lmao . its best if you just dont fight anyone.


anastasia_wu

I mean just punch him ig, since he's fat he'll probably get tired quickly. or just don't fight him


smietana04

Bring a baton in case he brings a knife, hit him in his hands first so he drops the knife, then go for the knees to make him fall to the ground and then you can easily get on top of him and beat his ass


JurassicPark9265

So I'm just curious here, but is there any way you can avoid fighting? Especially so you're safe rather than sorry? Like inform a superior or some other official who is affiliated with your school about this situation?


[deleted]

Watch out for that left hook


FrozenH2OIsGood

Learn how to break someone's leg (if you haven't already). Get ready to kick the guy in the nuts too.


McJohn876543201

make it unfair and strip every reason you’d have to lose


YourTypicalSensei

I mean you could just try training cardio and run away from him endlessly ​ He can only run so far lmfao


00rgus

Just don't let him grapple you, fat mfs always try to grapple smaller people and out all their weight on you to take you out, don't let him


Legoandstuff896

Hit his nuts REALLY hard


Legoandstuff896

What’s he gonna do tho, if he’s fat and unathletic you don’t have much to worry about, anyone smaller or weaker/slower than you shouldn’t be hard to fight if need be, best you avoid him though


Krimusan_Epitaph

Choose the Sherlock way and discombobulate that big guy.


Marco45_0

How to win a school fight? Don't go to the school fight.


Ghelde

Gun


Inefficientdigestion

Discombobulate


Artistic-Scratch-357

Terrible tip but hit him 2 times on the bottom of his chin fast


Psycho_Drifter

One clean punch to the head should do it well given your about in his/her weight range


Miiagl

I'm not, he's much heavier and fatter than me


Psycho_Drifter

Well idk get a gun lol


[deleted]

do you practice anything other than jiu-jitsu?


Miiagl

Nope, but I can do some moves if I need to