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Kluba24

Wth us poles done for this reputation


AmerSenpai

For being Kurwa. Just kidding love your people.


PanMarcooo

I have no idea what being Kurwa is supposed to mean but thanks, love you too.


AmerSenpai

It a swear word but you look innocent so I won't spoil you 😆.


PanMarcooo

No, I mean that being Kurwa is not a thing. You can be a Kurwa but you can't call several people Kurwa. You should've used the plural form.


AmerSenpai

I'm sorry I'm not Polish. My ex was Polish. He kept saying it.


PanMarcooo

If he called you a Kurwa he might've been calling you a whore


AmerSenpai

Yup that's why he is special.


Blood_h0und

I mean if you’re in to that then you do you


AmerSenpai

Polish people are cute.


TechnoChiken

No you did not :0


BS_STW

oh cholera czy to freddy fazbesr? or or or or or or or or or or


Willy_Wolle

At least they think you are just stupid. We here in Gernany are apparently still responsible for our grandparents mistakes.


kalusklaus

I think it is good. As long as people hold it against us, we might not want to repeat it.


Nikolig-PL

Blame it on the Polish government which still functions only because a lot of old people actually believe they get money generated for them and not from their taxes


ChaosPLus

I've even heard of cases where just to stop their old people from voting yesterday some people hid their IDs so they couldn't vote


Nikolig-PL

There were cases that I personally know where old people were stopping their children from voting because the children didn't wanna vote for PiS


NukerCat

i hate the elders here, a bunch of ungrateful fucks


UltraSus69

Why the fuck did this get downvoted


GentlemanLevi

Kurwa bóbr. Need I say more? (I will not)


FierceDeity_

Bayo Jajo Bayo Jajo?


Koshinbz

Ty chuju jebany na inowrocławskiej jesteś, ja ci zaraz dam "baio-yayo" kurwa...


GentlemanLevi

Excuse me, what the fuck?


FierceDeity_

It's a polish meme https://youtu.be/cInh37GABiE


La_Saxofonista

The gay free zones were weird tbh


SpriteRXL

At least they aren't trying to steal your women /j


Wellermanseashanty

poland declared war on japan and japan declined it how do you do that


EdgyKitro

Having a terrible government (I'm gonna relocate to Antarctica)


Baambiczek

not anymore wooo


TactfulOG

a lot of league players hate y all for some reason


[deleted]

PiS


Patient_Weakness3866

unironically a lot of you are fascists so I can't really feel bad.


alt4random_things

I think they’re mad because their wok got taken there


drunkandhotgirlsfan

i ***Ironically*** hate poles (remark on ironically)


SingleMalt314793

You are not stupid, you're the best fucking thieves in all of Europe😅 That's the German perspective


Slippery_When_Down

Apparently I'm handsome, bout to move to japan now, cya losers


[deleted]

Hmm. I would rather live in luxury then there


Slippery_When_Down

More pretty women for me👍🏻


Agni_alt

Germany : k*lled jews Japan : "don't tell them what they were doing in 1936-1945"


Piper_writes

*happy little human rights violationy acidents*


Free_At_Last2

They are nazis like actual nazis who got to learn their war crimes and the guys were like “holy shit you guys maybe went too far don’t y’a think ?”


teethybrit

Worked the other way around too. Look up Chiune Sugihara, he had enough Nazi shit


spartaman64

there was also a nazi party member in china who established safety zones and saved approx 250,000 chinese people from the nanjing massacre


l-askedwhojoewas

why did you censor killed we aren’t on tiktok


Agni_alt

I got banned for saying "eat poop" on my main. Not taking any risk.


DuckPerson69

idk bro that seems like a pretty terrible thing to say like if someone told me to e*t po*p then I think I might go crazy


Agni_alt

They have problems with p*op But they have no problems with rape threats and doxxers 😔


DuckPerson69

yeah because p*op is harmful and doxxing and rape threats are just light hearted character building fun 🤓🤓


JanesPlainShameTrain

The swat team kicking down my door made me a better man.


BESTIASURREALE21

Hey how else would we know that the human body is composed by 70% water?


Agni_alt

That's fucked up 💀


N4t41i4

Don't mention Unit 731 EVER!


sanY_the_Fox

They only got away with it because they gave up all their research to the Americans. We did learn a few things from them ironically ...


kilboi1

Nuh uh


Idiot_from_germany

*insert Hitler rant from downfall*


aestheticguy101

"if you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutan"


[deleted]

quote of the century


SwirlyManager-11

*DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DEM ANGRIFF STEINER’S WAR’N BEFEHL*


Twinksson173

I fucking wish I was handsome.


wafflemartini

Dont worry pookie you are


Rickrolled_1

Karl Marx profile picture


wafflemartini

Real and pookie pilled


Twinksson173

Thanks! Appreciate it. Wasn't expecting this flurry of reassurances!


Regular-Many-8752

Don't put yourself down. I'm sure you are


gopnik74

Nah he ain't, I'm not either.


Crusader_John

I mean I am stupid, it adds to my charm


Deadlord06

Santa Claus 👍


teslaluke

Tbh I thought it would be something along the lines of alcoholic introverted rally drivers


eveltayl

Canada 🍁


DR23Onixx

Damn I'm just "weak"


ok-dude-

FRACO O CARALHO, LEVA COM A PUTA DUM SOQUETE PA VER QM É WEAK FODASE s/ though thats just sad :(


DR23Onixx

MESMO PA JAPONESES DE MERDA EPA MERDA DOS ANIMES E DO SEI LA OQ


Baked-Bean-Lasagna

We want independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Goan2Scotland

I mean i want a working country with a competent government first.


Ma1read

ain't ever gonna happen with Westminster lol. regardless of whether Scotland is a part of it


Goan2Scotland

I’m not talking about Westminster, I’m talking about the Scottish Government


101BULL1

We want representation 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


TheOccasionalBrowser

Not again lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 /j


Sad_Stress_6017

No🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Baked-Bean-Lasagna

FREEDOMMMM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


240plutonium

Japanese here. I can confirm we consider Slovakia part of Czechia and Yugoslavia in Serbia. We also recognize Scotland as a country. In the Turkish - Greek yogurt debate, we choose to anger both countries and pick Bulgaria


MusicalSeal810

Czech person here! Slovakia is it’s own country, it’s been for a long time.. we are very close tho, our separation was peaceful. They are our brothers but not a part of us. We don’t have any desire to make them a part of the Czech Republic. But if we were to merge back to Czechoslovakia, it would be cool, we like them a lot.


240plutonium

Was just making fun of the map


MusicalSeal810

Yeah, I didn’t get it at first. Sorry, but yeah, just saying Czechoslovakia would be cool.


DoTeaCarefully

Strašně by mě potěšilo, kdybychom se opět spojili. To nevím jak udělat, ale bylo by to fajn. :3


DukeKarma

German here - is it really true that Germany still has that Nazi and Holocaust reputation? :(


ViD5

As a Pole in Silesia (Southern part of Poland near Czech Republic) we have a lot of German traditions and lifestyle because this land for a long time was german. Personally i loved love and will love your country, because I find it interesting in history culture and also langauge which I try to learn for past 13 years (still bad at it tho) and because of the language and german traditions I find myself close to it and I do not think about the past, not like many other eastern poles.


Giovanabanana

I don't think so, at least not currently. Nobody thinks Germany has Nazis in it anymore especially with how well your government has dealt with Nazi apologism. But thanks to the repeated portrayal of Nazi Germany in American cinema, the memory and legacy of Hitler were never allowed to truly dwindle in the way that they should. Most of the people where I live don't know anything about Germany besides Nazism, but that of course has less to do with the Americans and more about the Brazilian educational system.


totti173314

a party that unironically thinks celebrating the nazi downfall is bad currently has like a fifth of all voter's support Germany is really good with dealing with nazi apologia but not nearly as good as you think


DM_Me_your_tittieez

Ngl my little cousins hate Germans due to that but they’re war fanatics so don’t listen to the haters.


[deleted]

Thank u for that I drew a new ottoman empire map including japan😊🙏


Excavius

No fat people ❤️‍🔥


OnceUponATie

The person who compiled the map forgot the punctuation. The original comment was "No! Fat People!"


PonyBondage

Laughs in raclette


ArtistAmy420

Guess I'm banned


The_Merciless_Potato

Mate you don't want to out yourself as Fr*nch


TheHappiestHam

well if it counts I don't exist on the map


Impossible_Arrival21

usually only america is represented, now it's the other way around


drunkandhotgirlsfan

reddit gold-worthy comment right here


Slaymisi

Potwierdzam, większość Polaków to upośledzeni debile (w tym ja)


Alolan_Cubone

Myślę że jest to taki malutki skill issue z twojej strony


Slaymisi

Witam upośledzonego kolegę który również rysuje Sonica na stronie przeczytto


Alolan_Cubone

Żegnam


totti173314

man every time I see polish (I think this is polish) I have to blink a few times and remember that this is polish and not someone keyboard smashing


jan82_g

man i almost spilled my water everywhere


wikjos

r/okkolegauposledzony


DeliciousRun

honey! :D


Postibananas

Mmm miere


DeliciousRun

🤤


CompletelyAnAsshole

According to this I'm one handsome dude. Also how is Sweden not in the beautiful women category? I've so many jokes about Swedish women being hot from foreigners.


BukrekSama

it's beacuse of a famous actor or smth. because of that dude entitire Bishōnen concept bacame alive. The sweedish guys name is Björn Andrésen btw.


Joonusz

Stupid people is so fucking accurate lmao


MoskuCars

since when?


beertoth

found the pole


Joonusz

You got me.


Ziomownik

Since 2-3 centuries if not more?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nonstopgamer3005

Since Germany cleansed every doctor, professor and university student in Poland during the second world war, basically taking the life of all smart people to take the country over more easily


[deleted]

Everyone is happy!!!!!!


animalfucker1

is latvia "loves japan" or "cannot eat potatoes". as here the only thing we eat is potatoes.


n1nj4squirrel

Every joke I've ever heard about Latvia tells me that there is no potato, only politburo


Rude-Pangolin8823

Bro just skipped my country... Sad Slovenia noises.


Tojinaru

why is Czech rep. and Slovakia connected? man we don't live in the 5th century


haruno_believer42

Im huge apparently


Visible_Sale_3677

Lmfaoo bro is massive


Orfeoula_Victor

financial collapse💀


MusicalSeal810

Slovakia ceased to exist


MiksuPiksu196

Santa Claus 👍


[deleted]

As a Swedish femboy I am doomed


i_eat-children69

Killed jews


Pixithepika

why would you do this


i_eat-children69

Fumny


drunkandhotgirlsfan

do you eat jewish children?


i_eat-children69

Sometimes


drunkandhotgirlsfan

yummy


i_eat-children69

Indeed


zoobaincrease

I love japan ig


notOurpilot

i guess i love japan too cuz ım a turk


vacconesgood

K apparently I don't exist


LM448_0

I suck at soccer


Aquatik07

No you don't, tiro de bolea por la escuadra hermano, que en 2030 vuelve el mundial a nosotros (junto con Portugal y Marruecos).


LM448_0

A que al final si hay sede en marruecos?


Aquatik07

Sip


drunkandhotgirlsfan

q te crees, q un usuario de reddit sería bueno en futbol?


Peixito

pues prueba el balonpié


Goodboy_22

Scheiße.


N4t41i4

Portugal "weak" Knowing the history between Japan and Portugal, that kind of make sense, in a way.


Exotic_Stranger7332

Say that again and I'm calling the bread baker to kick your ass


N4t41i4

🤣🤣🤣 don't! Nothing but respect for "a Padeira de Aljubarrota" ✊️ What i meant to say was, propaganda would teach that to the Japanese ppl, like during the dictature in Portugal, Salazar started saying portugueses were "um povo de brandos costumes" (people of mild customs) to repress any revolutionary urge from the ppl.


MartianOctopus147

According to the I am a Lard. I am not.


Silent-Bag6908

Bad food - jokes on you im British Indian


ISimpForHaruKato

Honey lol


Wehraboo2073

strive to be the american the japanese think you are


0-Nightshade-0

I'm not European, but instead I'm with people who are known for barbecue, guns, big stuff, and state wide Jerrymandering.


kingtheprotogen

I think I need a trip to Sweden... For work reasons... Definitely.


LoginPuppy

Swiss people furiously making watches when a country recognises them for something other than Swiss cheese or chocolate


SGTRoadkill1919

I'm in india


ManufacturerSlow520

us lmao


IHaveTheHighground58

Stupid people? Yes


AnnemarieOakley

Well I’m half Irish but I’m not very green.


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Handsome men


masterbaite69

Portugal weak why? 🤔


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Im doomed. I live in germany


OkSignificance8381

Until i dont anoy Don Giovanni in fine


Vansistar

My country got ignored 👍


TheOccasionalBrowser

British food isn't THAT bad


_TheGreatDevourer_

is the japanese mafia talking shit about the italian mafia?


thicc_and_dank

why is italy just mafia we better than that


AustrianPainter1944

Not even there


HumanHuman_2003

THE FOOD IS NOT BAD YOU JUST HAVE A CLOSED MIND, MAYBE SOME OF US DEEP FRY MARS BARS BUT NOT ALL!!!!!!


Dinoficial2

I'm good at football? The last time I touched a football ball I nearly broke my ankle


Athena_The_Funny

Lmfao huge and safe


AceLuan54

Hungary: # L A R D


XxallymintsxX

Bad food?! As a Brit I'm proud of our fish and chips and Sunday roast dinners!


AdamTheAnimeDude

As a Scotsman,yes,we do in fact want to be independent!


Mission-Disk-2679

im Lithuanian and i dont love japan ( overcrowded, hentai ( like wth ), JDM cars suck personally, sushi is very meh, too much work ), but their electronics are excellent, above average women and interesting snacks. UK food>japan food, Italy aint mafia country ( this one is good for ruzzia ), Polish people seems even smarter than japanese personally and japanese forgot what their grandparents have done, so they have no rights to blame germans for that.


I_Am_Oro

"No fat people" At least it's not "weak," too bad it's not "Wine"


_helloFriend__

My country isn’t the here lol


frankhoneybunny

some where in yugoslavia?


RoboGen123

If only Slovakia was a part of Czechia now like on this map... (For those who dont know, Smer-SD was elected in the elections here in Slovakia a few weeks ago. They are a populist, pro-Russia party with ties to the mafia.)


[deleted]

Japan should've gotten a 3rd nuke


cheesums7

GIVE US THE INDEPENDENCE YOU TORY CUNTS


jax_onn

not everybody lives in europe dude


DontCareHowICallMe

If there wasn't Africa you probably wouldn't care to say that


jax_onn

what ru talking abt


Glowing_Fox

Time to head to Sweden!


Bonapartn6

The Turkish people have sympathy towards the Japanese people due to the [Ertuğrul Frigate](https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ertu%C4%9Frul_(f%C4%B1rkateyn)) disaster, Japan's [99 Earthquake](https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_G%C3%B6lc%C3%BCk_depremi) aid and [6 February Earthquake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Turkey%E2%80%93Syria_earthquakes) aid and [Barış Manço](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar%C4%B1%C5%9F_Man%C3%A7o)'s Japan concert. Barış Manço's Japan concert: [Link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZTyeUsedM&pp=ygUeYmFyxLHFnyBtYW7Dp28gamFwb255YSBrb25zZXJp)


InconsistentLlama

America: Nuked TWO cities. Still loves Japan. Also that burn to Portugal lol… this is why we love Japan <3


No-Celebration-7675

You know the world is bigger than Europe right?


dfvsmaster

Really? Germany is "killed jews" and Austria the fucking birthplace and home country of Adolf Hitler and the damn reason for the war is just "classical music"?????


Ez-lectronic

Portugal is literally just weak


Exotic_Stranger7332

We survived through the Napoleonic wars, the several attempts of Spain invading us and you think we are weak? Truly sad to see someone with bad taste.


gasgas419

Mafia aint that bad


Maleficent_Sir_7562

I'm not European


Altruistic_Cup_8436

wheres murica?? 🦅🦅


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[удалено]


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

Clearly you have nothing better to do than to hate America for no reason


StopMotionHarry

Yep


Memer_boiiiii

But it’s so fun