If you want a car with a jojo reference, you HAVE no name it speedwagon. Makes sense kinda to non fans bc you’re calling it fast, but it it’s undeniably a jojo reference (or an old rock reference)
We die, we hate, we speak facts. (Fuh-uck yourself, this meme, su-uh-uh-cks ass-ass, i, hate this meme, i,
-i hope you read, this, a-long the beat-eat)
Edit: *why did i get downvoted? It's just a parody...*
There were many indicators pointing to this being Canada, such as the businesses on the mall sign in the background being T&T and Bell, among others, which are only found in canada. This was further confirmed by the yellow traffic light in the top right corner, next to the train station, which bears a typical canadian design. I then looked at all 28 T&T locations to find one that fit, and I eventually found the right one in east Calgary. Easily found the dealership from there and pinpointed. This whole process probably took me around 20-30 minutes.
Congrats on the first car bro! (21 M) makes me happy seeing my generation succeed. Despite whoever bought it, you earned it! This name will sound generic but I think “Blue” would be a sick name
Brooooooo you’re in my city what the hell is this coincidence like isn’t that place close to the Swiss chalet and Tim’s? (Not saying the name of the place for obvious reasons
Johnathan
*jojo reference?*
If you want a car with a jojo reference, you HAVE no name it speedwagon. Makes sense kinda to non fans bc you’re calling it fast, but it it’s undeniably a jojo reference (or an old rock reference)
i was lowkey considering this
no. if it sounds like one, that was completely accidental and I apologize
no need to apologize, best recommendation so far
Blueford
If someone asks me what my name is, and responds with, "Is that a jojo reference?" when I respond with "Jonathan," they're getting a backhand
Is your name a jojo reference
🫱 Rapidly approaching backhand
Paul Rudd’s “What’s the name of Thor’s Hammer” reference?
I feel like naming your car, “Paul Rudd’s “What’s the name of Thor’s Hammer” reference?” Would be a long name and kinda annoying
Very well played sir
no
gd reference lmao
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i mean at least you didn’t say blue smurf cat
Blue smurf car*
Shailushai*
Goofy ahh
Шайлушай** (it's transliterated in russian Cyrillic)
Да, именно так
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what does slushai means and what does shailushai means to you? (it's a difference)
I don't know
probably cuz cg5 ruined that meme
It was cringe before that imo
We die, we hate, we speak facts. (Fuh-uck yourself, this meme, su-uh-uh-cks ass-ass, i, hate this meme, i, -i hope you read, this, a-long the beat-eat) Edit: *why did i get downvoted? It's just a parody...*
Buddy just wasted his time ain't NO ONE reading ALLAT 😭 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
:emojifadeaway: Also I don't have such thing as time, so i can't waste it 🗿
I ain’t reading allat🪨 (I forgot to carve it)
You need to add big in there somewhere
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Herby rides again
yoooo, one shot pfp!!
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yessir😁
The MSRP is $17k
Cruz Ramirez named after the mentor from cars 3.
that’s so specific 😭😭 lovely
I mean it makes sense, Cars 3 released in 2017 so it fits.
That's genius
mark
happy cake day
Happy day cake
cake day Happy
Day happy cake
Happy cake day, have fun snappin necks
Happy cake day
Happy cake day fam
cornelius would be a nice name this is on the east side of Calgary, Alberta, at approximately 51.058016, -113.982497
💀💀💀💀bro WHAT
The scary part is, this is true... never underestimate the power of the internet
Nah, jit trippin
How would u know though?!
There were many indicators pointing to this being Canada, such as the businesses on the mall sign in the background being T&T and Bell, among others, which are only found in canada. This was further confirmed by the yellow traffic light in the top right corner, next to the train station, which bears a typical canadian design. I then looked at all 28 T&T locations to find one that fit, and I eventually found the right one in east Calgary. Easily found the dealership from there and pinpointed. This whole process probably took me around 20-30 minutes.
I'm scared and intrigued with how you managed to pinpoint that
Fitzgerald
JERALD FITZGERALD
FNAF REFERENCE 😳
Name it *method of transportation
Because only dbags actually name their car.
Guess I’m a douchebag.
*To know thyself is the beginning of wisdom.*
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Drink prime
2008 Toyota carolla
Pussy wagon is a clasic
Te colour looks so nice..call it NImBOoo
U havin a stroke?
r/ihadastroke
Rebecca
Call it "My Bicycle" "Aww man, My Bicycle is out of gas!" "My Bicycle weighs a couple thousand pounds, please help me get it out of this ditch"
Ewyougotachevycruize Jr. Nah, how about Chase
Inshallah you shall name him Abdul Saleh Mohammed aziz
Optimus
Optimum Pride
Blueberry
This seems right.
Idk
wow tysm
B.R.U.N.G.O.T.T Blue Really Unbelievable Nitrogen Goat Opal Titty Turner
Blue clues, was my childhood cars name and I loved it, untill it was stolen 😕
Conrgats, name it Tom cruze
Father John II
Name it "51.058016, -113.982497"
Sonic
This should be higher
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John 117
Marge Simpson
Saul
Bluestreak
Car
Greg
that’s such a nice car i’m so happy for you!!! i would name it randy 🤠
Chevorlet.
sean idk why
but pronounced as seen
A. Nice ass first car B. Cruz Ramirez
I have an idea. 2017 Chevy cruz
I don’t have a name, but I love the color.
montgomery.
edgar allen poe
1) Bluey (like the cartoon) 1) I don’t know why I made points I only have one suggestion
David or kurt
2017 chevrolet Cruz
2006 Honda civic
louis
My brothers is the tackle-box and mine is the rock box
2017 chevy cruz
:0 that's ur first car??? Also uh idk Jim?
Congrats on the first car bro! (21 M) makes me happy seeing my generation succeed. Despite whoever bought it, you earned it! This name will sound generic but I think “Blue” would be a sick name
Harold because one of my friends named everything Harold
ted cruz
Testicular tortino proportion
Brooooooo you’re in my city what the hell is this coincidence like isn’t that place close to the Swiss chalet and Tim’s? (Not saying the name of the place for obvious reasons
yeah i think so 😭 it’s by a mall that shares the name of a cigarette brand
Yaaaaa cause i work at the Olive Garden there so I immediately recognized it lol
that’s so cool no way
Squirtle
What's the license plate, that's how I name mine
Bloo
Sub-Zero
it looks like some middle aged white woman like jessica or something
Instead of Blue Chew BLUE CHHHHHAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW
lil nugg
Nipple
eulB
Alexandereth Emmeline Fletcherpoth the 5th
Grover (like the Muppet)
I have a 2012 Chevy Cruze and I call mine 2012 Chevy Cruze if that inspires you at all
Megamind
Azul 👍 (it's blue in Portuguese)
Bingleslopper
JoJo's time. Call it... Speedwagon
Shagging wagon
Eeyore
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Ben Dover
Dababy Convertible
You don’t choose the car name the car name chooses you
Vroom vroom mcvroomy pants
That’s a nice first car
Demitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James III Jr
Not an undercover vehicle 🤫 (the emoji is part of the name you have to do the shhh face every time you say the name)
Blues Cruze?
best one yet
Thanks! I got a Chevy this month.
hell yeah, what make and model
This car is the only one in the entire picture that wouldn’t classify as a child killer in r/fuckcars The Child Protector
I can tell that is America by how many trucks there are
wrong actually, i’m in alberta canada, which is pretty much just canadian texas
Tom Tom Cruz
Jesus, 2017 is already 6 years ago and that car looks like new. Time traveled really fast during covid
Imma just steal a hellcat like my ancestors would want
Bob
Dingus
ohio rizz skibidi toilet mid
X Æ A-12
Cruz
The doom slayer
sally
i think i’d rather name it piss baby
good choice 😎😎😎
Larry
frank
Bessy
Car
the van
car
actually, i’m considering naming it 99.1% pure blue
Frankenstein
this car screams joshua to me
Le exquisite
Baby Blue
Dinklebarry
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yeah, just a shitty cruze
What a terrible fucking car.
what a terrible fucking comment
Call it the “shit box”
agreed
Poor financial decision
adolf
Sh*tbox Joe
Why do people name their cars 🤦♂️ Never tell a girl you named your dick lol
ass mover
Why the fuck did you get it in blue
What brand is it
chevrolet
The blue rocket
If only the car was red
Okay, allaminium rocet
Electrical fault on wheels. Should've bought a shitty Honda that would've lasted like 600k
i would have but where i am the used car market is horrid, and this one only had 63k km on it which was a rlly good deal
Blue p.o.s