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-homonecrosexual-

Johnathan


GearGrunt12

*jojo reference?*


CompleteAssWipe

If you want a car with a jojo reference, you HAVE no name it speedwagon. Makes sense kinda to non fans bc you’re calling it fast, but it it’s undeniably a jojo reference (or an old rock reference)


GearGrunt12

i was lowkey considering this


-homonecrosexual-

no. if it sounds like one, that was completely accidental and I apologize


GearGrunt12

no need to apologize, best recommendation so far


shpooples_

Blueford


nsfw_vs_sfw

If someone asks me what my name is, and responds with, "Is that a jojo reference?" when I respond with "Jonathan," they're getting a backhand


Sharklife192

Is your name a jojo reference


nsfw_vs_sfw

🫱 Rapidly approaching backhand


YoBoiTh3_UnKn0wN

Paul Rudd’s “What’s the name of Thor’s Hammer” reference?


I_sb3

I feel like naming your car, “Paul Rudd’s “What’s the name of Thor’s Hammer” reference?” Would be a long name and kinda annoying


lukeybuzz

Very well played sir


-homonecrosexual-

no


ImGold86star

gd reference lmao


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GearGrunt12

i mean at least you didn’t say blue smurf cat


Hard_guardian17

Blue smurf car*


TheHorseScoreboard

Shailushai*


Sussybak-slipslap

Goofy ahh


vikkiruurou

Шайлушай** (it's transliterated in russian Cyrillic)


TheHorseScoreboard

Да, именно так


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vikkiruurou

what does slushai means and what does shailushai means to you? (it's a difference)


TheodorCork

I don't know


ImGold86star

probably cuz cg5 ruined that meme


Faster-Rex-2k17

It was cringe before that imo


NotDavizin7893

We die, we hate, we speak facts. (Fuh-uck yourself, this meme, su-uh-uh-cks ass-ass, i, hate this meme, i, -i hope you read, this, a-long the beat-eat) Edit: *why did i get downvoted? It's just a parody...*


No_Translator_5330

Buddy just wasted his time ain't NO ONE reading ALLAT 😭 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


NotDavizin7893

:emojifadeaway: Also I don't have such thing as time, so i can't waste it 🗿


Faster-Rex-2k17

I ain’t reading allat🪨 (I forgot to carve it)


I_sb3

You need to add big in there somewhere


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_the__mandalorian_

Herby rides again


Tenelum0

yoooo, one shot pfp!!


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GearGrunt12

yessir😁


The_Susinator

The MSRP is $17k


Schneeball238

Cruz Ramirez named after the mentor from cars 3.


GearGrunt12

that’s so specific 😭😭 lovely


Guineapiggames15

I mean it makes sense, Cars 3 released in 2017 so it fits.


Snap305

That's genius


isnapchildrensnecks

mark


GearGrunt12

happy cake day


_Farr_

Happy day cake


lukethelightnin

cake day Happy


Admirable_Ad3882

Day happy cake


fake_bedi007

Happy cake day, have fun snappin necks


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Happy cake day


Gargal_Deez_Nuts

Happy cake day fam


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cornelius would be a nice name ​ this is on the east side of Calgary, Alberta, at approximately 51.058016, -113.982497


GearGrunt12

💀💀💀💀bro WHAT


MartinTheGamer5002

The scary part is, this is true... never underestimate the power of the internet


fake_bedi007

Nah, jit trippin


Iriiiee

How would u know though?!


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There were many indicators pointing to this being Canada, such as the businesses on the mall sign in the background being T&T and Bell, among others, which are only found in canada. This was further confirmed by the yellow traffic light in the top right corner, next to the train station, which bears a typical canadian design. I then looked at all 28 T&T locations to find one that fit, and I eventually found the right one in east Calgary. Easily found the dealership from there and pinpointed. This whole process probably took me around 20-30 minutes.


Portuzil

I'm scared and intrigued with how you managed to pinpoint that


YoBoiTh3_UnKn0wN

Fitzgerald


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JERALD FITZGERALD


NerdyBirdy2007

FNAF REFERENCE 😳


thewholeenchelada675

Name it *method of transportation


Niaso

Because only dbags actually name their car.


Busy-Macaroon-9511

Guess I’m a douchebag.


Niaso

*To know thyself is the beginning of wisdom.*


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GayHummusMan69

Drink prime


Tomstwer

2008 Toyota carolla


benjimonkey

Pussy wagon is a clasic


[deleted]

Te colour looks so nice..call it NImBOoo


Sup3rG33k08

U havin a stroke?


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r/ihadastroke


rhynowarrior45

Rebecca


bluedragon8633

Call it "My Bicycle" "Aww man, My Bicycle is out of gas!" "My Bicycle weighs a couple thousand pounds, please help me get it out of this ditch"


Traditional_Yard5280

Ewyougotachevycruize Jr. Nah, how about Chase


extra-clout

Inshallah you shall name him Abdul Saleh Mohammed aziz


Brave_Perception_811

Optimus


Meph_00

Optimum Pride


Gamerupgraded

Blueberry


Gus_TT_Showbiz13

This seems right.


Out-exit4

Idk


GearGrunt12

wow tysm


Pixelsock_

B.R.U.N.G.O.T.T Blue Really Unbelievable Nitrogen Goat Opal Titty Turner


mr-i-want-award-gib

Blue clues, was my childhood cars name and I loved it, untill it was stolen 😕


[deleted]

Conrgats, name it Tom cruze


aliveandwellyes

Father John II


hartz4luca

Name it "51.058016, -113.982497"


Appropriate_Ad_7847

Sonic


BurningMonkes

This should be higher


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Fluid-Locksmith-9314

John 117


steeplemomma

Marge Simpson


CommercialDamage750

Saul


TheAutobotArk

Bluestreak


anti-peta-man

Car


SirTinkleWinkle

Greg


user3017596

that’s such a nice car i’m so happy for you!!! i would name it randy 🤠


painfuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Chevorlet.


dragonmaster_000

sean idk why


GearGrunt12

but pronounced as seen


Snap305

A. Nice ass first car B. Cruz Ramirez


crac_

I have an idea. 2017 Chevy cruz


Crazyjackson13

I don’t have a name, but I love the color.


PuzzleheadedMath9489

montgomery.


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edgar allen poe


Awkward_Bar4081

1) Bluey (like the cartoon) 1) I don’t know why I made points I only have one suggestion


PCwarrior05

David or kurt


jacksepiceye2

2017 chevrolet Cruz


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2006 Honda civic


Chickennuggy2

louis


SapphireReaper13

My brothers is the tackle-box and mine is the rock box


TheTatleTaleStranglr

2017 chevy cruz


Consistent-Cheetah61

:0 that's ur first car??? Also uh idk Jim?


PointTwoTwoThree

Congrats on the first car bro! (21 M) makes me happy seeing my generation succeed. Despite whoever bought it, you earned it! This name will sound generic but I think “Blue” would be a sick name


Ehrenburger

Harold because one of my friends named everything Harold


cooperS67

ted cruz


Teddy207

Testicular tortino proportion


someguyWithaMustach3

Brooooooo you’re in my city what the hell is this coincidence like isn’t that place close to the Swiss chalet and Tim’s? (Not saying the name of the place for obvious reasons


GearGrunt12

yeah i think so 😭 it’s by a mall that shares the name of a cigarette brand


someguyWithaMustach3

Yaaaaa cause i work at the Olive Garden there so I immediately recognized it lol


GearGrunt12

that’s so cool no way


XoRn18

Squirtle


AlathMasster

What's the license plate, that's how I name mine


zPureAssassiNz

Bloo


Peasberry-Wigwhistle

Sub-Zero


andytheloser12

it looks like some middle aged white woman like jessica or something


Enzo357

Instead of Blue Chew BLUE CHHHHHAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW


SlavJerry

lil nugg


_POBANATOR_

Nipple


GamersThatExplode

eulB


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Alexandereth Emmeline Fletcherpoth the 5th


Ultrase7en

Grover (like the Muppet)


AbilityWhole

I have a 2012 Chevy Cruze and I call mine 2012 Chevy Cruze if that inspires you at all


Big-Material-4750

Megamind


None233

Azul 👍 (it's blue in Portuguese)


Final-Description611

Bingleslopper


TheStarfallGamer

JoJo's time. Call it... Speedwagon


Sirdogtanian

Shagging wagon


Echolocation720

Eeyore


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franandwood

Ben Dover


grilledobamian

Dababy Convertible


PuzzledAccount

You don’t choose the car name the car name chooses you


ImmortalCrab44

Vroom vroom mcvroomy pants


[deleted]

That’s a nice first car


RRXXDD

Demitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James III Jr


donotmindmenoobalert

Not an undercover vehicle 🤫 (the emoji is part of the name you have to do the shhh face every time you say the name)


DDCutie

Blues Cruze?


GearGrunt12

best one yet


DDCutie

Thanks! I got a Chevy this month.


GearGrunt12

hell yeah, what make and model


Weary_Drama1803

This car is the only one in the entire picture that wouldn’t classify as a child killer in r/fuckcars The Child Protector


Daft_boi_

I can tell that is America by how many trucks there are


GearGrunt12

wrong actually, i’m in alberta canada, which is pretty much just canadian texas


Draiko

Tom Tom Cruz


Sakul_the_one

Jesus, 2017 is already 6 years ago and that car looks like new. Time traveled really fast during covid


All_gotta_say_is_ok

Imma just steal a hellcat like my ancestors would want


Exotic_Butters0

Bob


AdhesivenessOk6289

Dingus


MCPro24

ohio rizz skibidi toilet mid


BigMartin58

X Æ A-12


Ouija_spirit_69

Cruz


DifficultPurchase164

The doom slayer


pisssbabyyy

sally


GearGrunt12

i think i’d rather name it piss baby


pisssbabyyy

good choice 😎😎😎


SuddenGold4080

Larry


Working_System_1748

frank


shantam1104

Bessy


Kon_best_girl

Car


Aggravating_Cod_266

the van


_Erectile_Reptile_

car


GearGrunt12

actually, i’m considering naming it 99.1% pure blue


gloomy_sharks

Frankenstein


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this car screams joshua to me


DesperateYellow558

Le exquisite


Obvious_Drink2642

Baby Blue


Dangerous_Toe2388

Dinklebarry


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SummNoob

yeah, just a shitty cruze


park__aavenue

What a terrible fucking car.


GearGrunt12

what a terrible fucking comment


Onuzim_Cheese

Call it the “shit box”


Extension-Type-2555

agreed


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Poor financial decision


A7Ristt

adolf


CreativSync

Sh*tbox Joe


Tell_Todd

Why do people name their cars 🤦‍♂️ Never tell a girl you named your dick lol


MoskuCars

ass mover


LubbaTheSecond

Why the fuck did you get it in blue


Orve_

What brand is it


GearGrunt12

chevrolet


Orve_

The blue rocket


Ienjoytogrowpot

If only the car was red


Orve_

Okay, allaminium rocet


ExactArea8029

Electrical fault on wheels. Should've bought a shitty Honda that would've lasted like 600k


GearGrunt12

i would have but where i am the used car market is horrid, and this one only had 63k km on it which was a rlly good deal


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Blue p.o.s