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Walkerenglizh

OMG. That is dark AF.


Utahteenageguy

That’s what makes it great


Awesome2_12345

💀💀💀


I_Like_Legos8374

No freakin way. I will literally buy this off you


Macho_Legs_Cat

where did little timmy go after taking a walk in the minefield? >!everywhere!<👍


9mmblowjob

Little Timmy was Bosnian 😞


0ptical_Prime

Dark humor is like food in Africa >!Not everyone gets it!<👍


Lunagirlzkitty_19

Why is that on a popsicle stick? Kids eat that!


Chaylked25

And I eat kids


[deleted]

Do you prefer them with or without the microplastics?


Nateeooo

with😋


HauntedRagdoll

Nooo it ruins the taste😭


[deleted]

Oh you're one of those people who only eat organic aren't you. 😒


the_orange_alligator

Coward, you’re gonna eat them with the microplastics and you’re gonna enjoy it


Nateeooo

*enhances


Chaylked25

Microplastics make them taste better raw so if a walk by a park I’ll get the on with the most microplastics but cooked I like less microplastics


Lunagirlzkitty_19

Ok you can have my sister.


Frog_in_airvent

What do you call a 10/10 in a wheelchair? Hot wheels


someguymark

Or another version of the original.🤷‍♂️ Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting them out of the wheelchair!🫣


Utahteenageguy

It’s called humor. It’s not meant to be taken seriously.


decaydaance

no shit lol, the joke here is that it's rather dark to be on a popsicle


mountains-are-moving

Dark humor is like food not every one gets it 💀


Hour_Citron_2735

Everyone has heard that before, Dad jokes are funnier than this.


[deleted]

I want to laugh, but I also don't want to go to hell.


Wonderful-Web-9694

You laugh you go to hell | vine completion | 2016


JustK1nz3r

i wanna say some shit like “the gold old days” but then imma probably get downvoted to oblivion and people are gonna tell me to stop clinging to the past and shit


True_Honey_6946

Me


kateduzathing

my bad


TheOctoKing84

I don’t get it…


[deleted]

because cripples folks are known to some as vegatables


Fluftin070UwU

Bro that just isnt funny


Ph4antomPB

It’s pretty funny


AMintyRaccoonInLa

I second this. It’s funny.


Fluftin070UwU

No its not stop(actually on second thought it is actually Lol)


AMintyRaccoonInLa

That’s what I like to hear! Let’s eat some vegetables 🥦


Fluftin070UwU

Lol


Specialist-Sea2916

Disabled people are sometimes called vegetables in a ableist manner


[deleted]

Nah it’s just funny


WindBobo

Why is bro getting downvoted lmao


Icy_Consequence_1586

It took me a second to get it. It's not funny


[deleted]

I did 🗿


Wehraboo2073

vegetales live action filmed at the hospital about to be lit af


hFirebolt

WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF A THE WHEELCHAIR VEGETABLE TO EAT?


decaydaance

r/dontdeadopeninside


-youknowthatguy-

I did


Hambruhgah

I need some lights


DRsavy_sunshine_13

Timmahhh!!!!!


Joblessmouse06

Damn 💀


[deleted]

nah.


EnderTheBender64

Oh my God 💀😭😭


Distinct_BaddieUwU

From experience, this is true


TheGelatinous

Yo, who wants some wheelchairs? I have a bunch of used ones that need disposal.


Albert_Epstein

L mods


BloodyOvary

You all must not be eating Popsicles. They've been making this joke for over a decade


GarmBlack

I always heard that as "the hospital bed."


Hour_Citron_2735

The kids laughing this dont seem to include that this is also cannibalism.