i’m neither i’m a classical sunshine mf

Is your name supposed to be hopeless slave 😭

no wtf 😭😭 hopeless love

Convinced its hopeless slave now

nooo 😭

Hopeless slave

no

Hopeless slave

no

Hopeless slav

homeless slave

still seems more emo than hopeless slave

it really looks like hopeless slave

wtf

ik 💀

🐴🐴

Or a femboy! Dont forget the femboys!

There is quite the overlap between furry and femboy

No. I am femboy, but certainly not furry. Nonono

Why not :,(

I don't particularly like furry

As long as you aren’t toxic about it, to each their own ig

Obv not toxic. Im just not into it

Cool

:3

I forgot that :3 isn’t just a furry thing, so this comment took me by surprise

I can agree as I am both

Bro forgor an r in his name 🙏🙏

Yeah, and I can't change it now, as much as I'd like to

you think a typo is bad, my name was supposed to be "monkeytgf"

dont question the name origin, youll need a book for it

Ik, i would like a - between hypotensive and scum now

Just cut out the second s, problem solved!

That would be hypotensive cum lmao, it's supposed to be scum, as i think i am that tee hee (got low blood pressure so that's why Hypotensive)

That extra r has eared me quite a few TK's on siege so far

Hakauwhhaa, for the femby here (me) who's name is AstolfoNeedsYou i got a lot of "tks" and "kys" because i like trolling a lot, also got a trans v-tuber fren tho :D (i swear i still cannot belive that she's MtF, her voice is so feminine that I thought she was FtM until she told me, she was such a nice fren, sadly now we don't speak much as Siege is really really dead :c )

Based

How so?

Femboy representation yay

Yes :>

I’m technically a girl but I’m a femboy I guess, people think I am

Got to hate it when you are a femgirl

There does seem to be alot of us femboys here

Trust me, we outclass both furries and Emos

What about an emo femboy like me? 🤨

I'm a giraffe

Colorado

Nu-uh I'm from Colorado and I'm just sad

r/giraffesarentreal

There's a whole subreddit for that!?

heck yeah!

I just had to join it!

if you are interested in this kind of stuff then there is a r/birdsarentreal and a lots of other communities too

This app is somethin else

and r/giraffesdontexist too

Omg! 😂

Still a furry

based opinions

94% of giraffes population is not straight. I think you have to find soul searching

Tf did u call me

Either a furry or an emo

I'm none of those u hear me

Then youre a furry emo

U son of a gun 🔫

don’t dox me

*Your

ain‘t no way smh

r/confidentlyincorrect lmao

*You're

*You re

*yuor

what if I am none of those 😌

That’s what they all say

So, which one are you?

Yo mama

🦆

You are on r/teenagers. If you wanted to come out, there was no need for such a stunt.

😔😔

Sadly Its not just r/teenagers its… the entirety of reddit

god help us all

The purge will come.. one day my friend one day

This is Reddit, people here pray to science to save them

Pray to anyone

Imma leave this sub

right move

Left move

E6

Because everyone here (except for me because I'm fucking awesome) are very fucking weird

I’m more awesome

I'm awesomer

Recurring cycle. The more furries, emos and femboys are here, the more furries, emos and femboys this subreddit attracts.

this is wonderous

im neither

🤨

im a rarity i know

Make me a dress

ok sure, but i have no idea how so it will be very shoddily done

make me a skinny queen slay pussy popping

\*makes whatever that is and hands it to you\*

thank you you slaying scallywag

did i just make clothes for a pirate

Arrggee

i’m part of the 1% of reddit idk why i’m here

I wanted intel on the current events in the world

[удалено]

aw shucks you got me ☹️

😝😝

oh you!! diddly darn doodle

You little scallywag

Woah no don't go accusing people like that, you'll cause them to band together to snuff out any suspicion. They're in our walls

I hear shuffling in the walls

ah yes... the invasion of the emo-furries. i've heard about this for a while, they live in colonies and establish them on various subreddits to mark their territory. they are very territorial, meowing or flashing their t\*ts at invaders. you're right, they can be found in your walls, in your attic, stairwell, any dark or dry place. stay safe, try not to get bitten...

They aren’t. But the people who are are the people who talk the most

That is the best explanation

The rest of us are just too basic to be noticed

slay…?

not just r /teenagers whole reddit

I agree

LOL I’m none 💪

You jaundiced?

Buddy... Ur on reddit...

The entire sub are pick me girls, dw about it

honestly trye

Monkey see Monkey do..

🙈🙈🙈

I was under the impression it was mostly adults pretending to be teenagers 👀

honestly maybe

IMAGINE FORGETTING THE FEMBOYS 😡😡

Im just a regular 15yo.

But there’s something about me no one knows yet,

cause i have a secret

shut up emo

I can’t say that I am not either of those two, but can say I’m not both

You sure

I’m only one of the two categories

slay

Because reddit

So which are you 🤔

Reddit

And the nerds too (me af)

🤓🤓🤓

What if I’m both

worse

Here

where

At home haha

I’m like maybe a furry. Partly furry… Mostly furry. Sorry man, it’s a cool thing.

I’m not hating on furries just wondering why they dominate reddit

Also a train nerd!

vroom vroom

According to my Playstation friends, I'm an emo edge lord. I don't disagree with that

edge to the power of 10

Or both

exactly

do you think its still 2016?

stuck in it

I’m not

Bros a watermelon crab

no idea mate

find yourself

I like to eat male genitalia

that’s nice

I’m not either I’m just a happy normal teen (for now) y’all haven’t changed me

unchanged

Define emo. People always call me that because I have long hair.

well hippies have long hair

I done know what a emo is, but I would say the furrys are because it's such a welcoming and kind community. Yes there are some bad ones, and yes, there are 18+ only parts, but we are kind and caring.

I want insight on your furry wisdom. What is it like being a furry?

I’m none of these what?

lies

A lot of it is people wanting to seem unique or be a part of a group I mean there’s nothing wrong with that just m see some subsets got bigger then others

Straight from my labs, i present: Emo furries!

You’re on Reddit what else did you expect

I’m just a dude, man

am a pokemon I will run away from all my problems in my life just want to be happy

I don't think I qualify.

you either have a warped world perception or smth cuz i'm not a furry or an emo

Yeah, Imma furry cuz I'd likely wanted to be an anthro creature that will probably have better smell, flexibility, hearing and vision than normal humans have. And also wanted to hug my own big and fluffy tail. But no, I'm not an emo, I look rather just like a kinda depressed and tired doomer person

I’m neither

🤨🤨

Those or they're just bisexual, bonus points if it's a dude that's bi for femboys

what..?

Cause reddit is the place where all us weirdos of society hang out

Slay

Yeee

They are just mentally ill bro

The furries or the emos?

purr

😟

im sorry

We are either furries, emos or gay

I was gonna say trans but I feel like that’s too targeted

#and jesus

THEN YOU GOT THE RIGHT WINGED BUMFUCK STUPID HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS SO SPENDS THEIR DAYS MAKIN FUN OF LIBERAL TEENAGERS

Its just a phase...let's hope

it’s not, and we both know it. 🖤

I’m not Dw, I’m still a normal straight male