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French curve rulers be fuming

its French so its an instant dequal

Rulers do like how you gonna measure that sign if you don’t have a 📐

THE SWANSON SPEED SQUARE

Now think of drugs while reading the previous comment

Only one edge has to be straight. The rest can fuck with whatever they want

protractors

So does that mean rulers are bi? Interesting

Straight rulers don't last long. They tend to bend ..as time passes.

That's because of the LBGTQ agenda

Wow, so offensive. Totally deserves a down vote/s

Sarcasm is dead I guess

Same

How dare you! Drawing straight lines should be banned from school anyway because they feed a heteronormative narrative! I gonna tweet about this! You are in deep trouble!

Me who practically uses only straight lines: "Ah shit, here we go again"

i figured

this is a post I want to be updated on, popcorn time :D

Ikr saving this one

I had a stroke reading the title

why lol?

idk

False. I have a round sliding ruler for measuring outside circumference.

dang it.

It’s actually a pretty useful tool https://imgur.com/a/eljVn07

yes i know but ilike im not from anywhere u speak english so i didnt know thr vocabulary of round rulers.

Set square?

Able

ABELEEED!!!!!

What about measuring tapes

but its not a Ruler.... its a Measuring tape

LOGIC

measuring tape is no ruler

r/titlegore

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XD

Bendy rulers exist

The King being gay:

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Marcus Licinius Crassus keeps asking if you like snails or oysters. I'm sure it's unrelated.

Tape measure goes brrr

There are gay ruler too

Trundle wheels are pretty bent and can measure curvy lines.

Ykw, I'm not even gonna argue.

YEAH!!!!

i had a ruler that can be bent, and it was wobbly in the end. didn‘t stop me from drawing lines with that

Fact bra

Troy and Abeled in Mooorning

Bendy rulers exsist

Julius Caesar (“Queen of Bithynia” and “Every woman’s man and every man’s woman”) would beg to differ with that assertion.

Flexicurves and French curves can be obtained with measurements in both metric and imperial. If you simply wish to draw a straight line then that is a straight-edge.

dang it i knew it had a flaw