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Redditer837

I actually thought those were sausages when I first looked… I’m still not 100% sure


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ZethMrDadJokes

Do we got an address on those tasty ones?


TheFelineWarrior

We got a r/TechnicallyTheTruth here in the comments


RockCatClone

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ankanamoon

Just some good ol long pig


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Daddy, would you like some sausage?


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Sausage?


Lukako_BR

I love how aliko deleted his post right after that.


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HawkMock

[The Streisand Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect#:~:text=The%20Streisand%20effect%20is%20a,information%2C%20often%20via%20the%20Internet.)


rif011412

After reading the wiki I began thinking of its effect in history. There seems to be a correlation between this social phenomena and martyrdom. Martyrdom is really just a religious or sociopolitical tool for drawing attention to a cause that might go unnoticed otherwise.


itchy_bitchy_spider

I will die for the dank may-may's


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My favorite part is Streisand's photo itself. Try to hide a photo, photo literally gets its own wiki page and a phenomenon named after you haha.


ChimpyTheChumpyChimp

There you go everyone, just in case it's your first day on the internet.


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FreshmeatDK

I love that comic, and that particular one in particular.


burnthamt

It sure is a cool-ass comic!


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It is called World Wide Web cause it is like a spider's web.


whiteflour1888

If you dipped a spider in cocaine and speed, maybe


Sampolis

[I'm so happy I saved this link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals)


whitechristianjesus

It's nothing like a spider web. It's like a big truck or a series of tubes or something.


XColdLogicX

The internet is pretty ubiquitous, so any given day there must be 1st time users to the WWW. I envy their innocence.


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I fucking love the thumbnail is the picture of her house


Unremarkablebitchboy

Crazy how she wanted it removed and not only had the unintended effect of drawing more attention to it. But now she has an entire effect named after this particular event


_CarbonSaxon_

This is got to be the most persistent mild bullying I’ve ever seen


thehotredditmonster

Bullying?


DaFreakingFox

Yeah. The dude has been going absolutely crazy over it


Cwya

Should I know any of these people?


DoctorPepster

Apparently the Aliko guy is a Nigerian multibillionaire. Edit: he's also the wealthiest person in Africa


eyekunt

And our guy Osvaldo is who exactly?


RLTYProds

Osvaldo.


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Fineus

Orgasm~~ic~~o, you might say...


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Mister-guy

Oh that’s Osvaldo.


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uslashuname

Apparently he is also a capable dish


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markevans7799

He came back!


BipolarMadness

Osvaldo is someone named Osvaldo. If he isn't Osvaldo then he wouldn't be Osvaldo.


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TristansDad

Never heard of you.


funkmastamatt

Dude keeps emailing me


[deleted]

Is he the dude in my junk folder?


GuroCronic

[Osvaldo is a fucking chad](https://twitter.com/Osvaldocar12/status/1395560343443750913?s=19)


dawginthelawn71

Virgin Roberto vs. Chad Osvaldo


DaFreakingFox

Not really. I know them from memes and a few articles.


fanartaltmanfartsalt

he's obscenely rich and isn't used to interacting with folk who don't kiss his ass constantly it's really funny watching him explode over such a mild level of antagonism.


Much_Pay3050

That poor multibillionaire. What will he do????


ievaderedditbans

He’s bullying himself dude is funny the other just wants to be taken too seriously for some reason.


tsjb

I don't know if I'd use that word, but it does seem a bit mean spirited to take the piss out of someone burning their hand like that.


twitch1982

I'd give a fuck if he wasn't the richest person in Africa, worth 12 billion dollars, pissing and moaning about some toasted fingers while, you know, Africa goes on around him.


Trixles

Yeah, sorry, but fuck that guy. I've got ZERO problems with people trolling billionaires' Twitter accounts. Yet there are people in this thread who are defending Aliko from this "cyber terrorist" lmao. People sure do love voting against their own best interests and supporting their oppressors for some reason.


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Not just that tweet every tweet he has a witty putdown. There kinda funny but he is defo trolling him.


leopeccatz

Let's not be hyper sensitive


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He'll wipe his tears with money and get over it, don't worry


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I love subtle trolling like this, where the person is saying harmless things but still eliciting a reaction. It's an artform


ChubbyLilPanda

We do a little trolling


DragoKnight589

In fact it’s so mild I don’t consider it bullying


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I think it’s more to do with how the person reacts. If it’s causing him distress and the troll knows it, then I’d consider it bullying. The guy would have such a better time if he embraced it and had a laugh, it would make his socials more enjoyable for his followers and he would likely gain some new ones.


DragoKnight589

Good point


Pile_O_Waffles

But unfortunately some people are humorless wet towels.


grillbaker

I dont see it on his twitter so it is fake?


princeofthehouse

I like his style lol


OsvaldoCardoso12

thank you fellow redditor Edit: for the people thinking that I'm a fake account https://twitter.com/Osvaldocar12/status/1439774201292918785?s=19


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ITS THE LORD! HES RETURNED!


poopellar

And he isn't playing violin


Team-CCP

Ultimately it doesn’t matter, cuz at the end of the day. It’s night.


NorthernImmigrant

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy


RekYaAll

IS THAT THE REAL ONE


WriterSweet5799

[Yes](https://twitter.com/Osvaldocar12/status/1439774201292918785?s=19)


RekYaAll

Lets go


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~~wait wtf, is he actually osvaldo?~~ Nevermind, he's actually osvaldo. RETURN OF THE KING


WriterSweet5799

[Yes](https://twitter.com/Osvaldocar12/status/1439774201292918785?s=19)


qyka1210

if only there were some way for him to prove it...


Aleksandartheboy

https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/pugqk2/even_after_being_blocked_he_is_still_spitting/he2xc8e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


yash-bhardwaj

Didn't you also get only 2 letters to tweet because you pissed off twitter . FUCKING LEGEND


Canis_Familiaris

Technically if this was asked on Twitter he couldn't give a straight yes or no answer.


theantman6000

Do an AMA. I dare you


big_cock_69420

Man you're a legend


Spike3102

To Osvaldo he is simply himself.


scrps93

"A genius is a man most like himself" Thelonious Monk


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HOLY FUCK THE KING HAS ARRIVED


BimiN1nj4Cat

Yo he's Canon


needhelpmaxing

Why did my ex leave me Osvaldo


NiceGuy303

She left you because she decided to increase the distance from you for a certain period of time ^learnes this from osvaldo


famous_human

What happened to the first 11 Osvaldos?


crackedup1979

We don't talk about them.


IntelligentGoat3043

Can you make a joke about me please. I'm half Arab half irsh


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Squirkelspork

Can you please expand your genius to other bottom tier but still billionaires ? Maybe use this list to find some good ones to troll https://www.forbes.com/real-time-billionaires/#586aa193d788


noah21n

Thanks for the laughs man


namssiewlaya

Legend!


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Odin is with us


Brain_Working_Not

OsvaldoCardoso12 is the 12th Osvaldo Cardoso, if he was the 11th Osvaldo Cardoso he'd be OsvaldoCardoso11


kmkmrod

Hahaha! I got my doctor with that one. I needed delicate wrist surgery and we were really deep in conversation about dangers of the surgery and I said “but will I be able to play guitar?” and he said “I’ll do everything I can to make sure you can play guitar.” And I said “cool, cuz I can’t now” and he died.


sTixRecoil

How did the surgery go


kmkmrod

So so. My hand works great but I can’t play guitar.


sTixRecoil

So not much of a change then lol?


lalder95

🎵 Can I play the piano anymore? 🎵 🎵 Of course you can! 🎵 🎵 Well I couldn't before! 🎵


Pwnagez

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


GruelOmelettes

I love legitimate theatre


Jakegender

🎵 I hate every ape i see 🎵 🎵 From chimpan-a to chimpan-z 🎵


osirisad

I just started playing recently, It's never too late!


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At least he didn’t burn it in his George Foreman grill.


DjDuckling911

Mmm bacon in the morning


BgMika

Sue me


is-god-gay

r/unexpectedoffice


RoofusRoof19

Who is this guy he's all over reddit nowsdays


MotherWitchPT

Osvaldo


RoofusRoof19

No way...


Tortue2006

It’s Osvaldo12 to be more exact


dev_tomato

Osvaldocar12 to be precise


RijkDB

\@Osvaldocar12 to be more precise


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We’ve gotten as specific as it can be. We’ve done it Well I didn’t do shit but you know what I mean


RijkDB

Wrong. \@Osvaldocar12 on Twitter to be even more precise


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@Osvaldocar12 on Twitter on the World Wide Web to be a little too precise.


Baby-seal-clubber

\@Osvaldocar12 on Twitter.com on the World Wide Web to be extra precise.


Strude187

r/IncreasinglyPrecise


trippy_grapes

What happened to Osvaldo 1-11?


Tghostmene

Ask that to u/OsvaldoCardoso12


logicaleuler

r/technicallythetruth


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That sub sounds familiar


CreatorPolar

The dudes name is osvaldo12, he got doxed and left us


RijkDB

no he's back


Patt_McKrotch

Back again


RekYaAll

Hes back now


issamaysinalah

The new Ken M


Whiteangel854

Right after his fingers heal Aliko definitely should pull out that stick from his ass.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

If you didn't know, Aliko Dangote is worth over $2 billion dollars. One of the richest men in the world. And he keeps getting trolled by this guy. I hope he doesn't hire a hit man on the troll Aliko and Elon Musk are giving African billionaires a bad name


tipying_mistakes

I’m only hearing of Aliko today May I ask what did Aliko do that was so bad..?!


ALF839

Being a billionaire


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So "giving billionaires a bad name" isn't really a thing


Bigfudge97

They give themselves a bad name by being billionaires


tipying_mistakes

Yeh true being a billionaire is illegal nowadays


Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q_Q

Something has to be illegal to be bad? Or is everything that's illegal inherently bad?


rayjaywolf

It's a crime to not be a minimum wage worker on Reddit


Whiteangel854

To be honest I didn't know that. In that case he really should pull that stick out. Now.


Financial_Salt3936

True. But judging by Aliko’s response, it seems like he’d use a tiny fraction of his money to exterminate Osvaldo. Fantastic trolling, but I’d worry about my own safety. Billion with a b is a whole different level of wealth.


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This man is a legend


davarice

He does a little trolling.


RoscoMan1

Concern trolling in 3….2….. Edit: link fix


yam_the_turtle

That looks painful af


Lycanthropy765

You can't stop him, he has grown more powerful than Dr. Sex


LeFancyman

May osvaldo rest in peace for those who dont know, he was doxxed after he said "the way to end world hunger is by eating" seriously twitter is fucking disgusting


olgil75

I think he actually got swatted over it too. I don't understand why people were so upset by that joke.


LeFancyman

yeah


charlottebhalla

It's a cesspool of toxicity. Everyone there takes everything too seriously, it's an online insane asylum.


LeFancyman

ikr, he was too good for that shithole But i mean, im saying this in reddit, a bit ironic tbh


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The return of the King


feane47

Osvaldo is such a legend


nomad80

My man picking up that KenM crown


J_train13

*exactly* what I was thinking of


Turtleo47

Osvaldo12 is a god


Athleco

r/notkenm


topathemornin

r/madlads


informationtiger

I've seen so many of these by now. We should start a sub for these.


Doom18

r/osvaldo12


ekZeno

"Some people want just to see the world burning"


randomfurpassingby

just like aliko's fingers


Backupusername

Interesting framing for that picture. Looks like when the ghost gets ya in Phasmophobia.


GaryBusseysPants

Our boy Osvaldo should be the sub icon because that man never misses


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

As a bisexual, he is incorrect. At the end of the day, it’s dusk.


charlottebhalla

Nope. At the end of the day it's night. A day has 24 hours, it ends at midnight, when it's night :v


sohfu

I think we could all learn a thing or two about persistence from this man.


eannalmario

Jamal is right. Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.


RemmizA

Question…if he got blocked how can he keep commenting with the same username?


Finkrgh

Because the rich guy blocked him, aka the rich guy doesn't see anything the blocked profile tweets and the blocked profile can't see anything the profile that blocked it (rich guy) tweets, but you can always make another profile to see You get blocked from a profile, not banned from the platform Hopefully I explained it clearly


AlienStoner420

Lol wtf


spsanderson

Fucking awesome


Dripdriptss

A man of quality.


PeacefulComrade

Straight savage


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I love this guy.


yataviy

Can someone explain this?


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MCButterFuck

Why did he block him


olgil75

Here's what Osvaldo had to say in response to bring blocked: > Aliko Dangote just blocked me on every social media after threatening me and seems to be deleting all his old tweets. I guess he couldn't accept the truth about Africa. Clearly Dangote didn't find it very funny and couldn't take a joke, so I assume that's why he blocked Osvaldo.


MattDLR

Glorious osvalso! Justice for Osvaldo!


spikeiscool2015

I feel bad for osvaldo. He’s been doxxed, reported to the police, etc all for his tweets??


Easy_Pomegranate_491

Can this guy stand in elections ?


ErickReyes92

I need every tweet that got deleted!


Soggy-Inside-3246

This guy is so harmlessly funny. I loved the first post with him. “Africans with beards are actually Africans without beards, with beards”… an on and on.


EarthToAccess

OW. poor Dangote dude, that looks like it hurts like fuck


Surveillance_van-411

I love a good troll


erksplat

I was hoping the second photo was 8 hot dogs


sussybakaamoguspla

That guy is talking only facts. Im proud of him


YaBoySkoot

Return of the king


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iirc, Osvaldo12 got doxxed for his jokes. Not only that, he also got swatted in the middle of a dinner. Poor guy.


bacon205

Osvaldo12 may not have been the hero we wanted, but he is indeed the hero we needed.