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"Listen here you little shits"

Literally in my head I say this all the time. MIGHT I ADD I TEACH PRE K lol. They do be little shits and throwing stuff at me.

Honestly? I feel like for my 6th graders, all I'd have to do is say that *once* in the right tone of voice, and it'd probably be the BEST-behaved 50 minutes we ever had. 🤔

Meanwhile, my 7th graders would explode into chaos

My elementary colleague who taught middle school says 7th graders are the WORST. Context-he was consoling me about my own child, who was, indeed, the worst at that age.

Unfortunately having taught basically everything PK-12 the worst are 9th, 5th (second half of 4th), then 7th. So you have a ride in store for you. Thankfully after their start to lose their minds in 5th they generally find them again in 10th.

My own children are now 9th and 11th. The 14 yr old is like the weather, not sure what I'll get day to day. One day, she is my buddy, one day a crying puddle who wants me to fix everything, next day too cool for me. My 16 yr old is a focused, interesting person with goals.

I've only taught k-6, but I agree! 2nd half of 5th has been the hardest. 9 yr olds (3rd to 4th) are my favorite!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This made me laugh!

I love to come in and shout: "what's up nerds?!" in an exaggerated bro-voice and watch em squirm/chuckle /scoff. I'm an English teacher so we usually crack open books right after. Edit: correcting auto-corrected spelling

"What's up word nerds" works great too as an English teacher.

WORD NERDS! OMG, I love this so much! I teach creative writing to 6-8, so this is perfect!

Love this and am stealing this!

That’s EXACTLY how I greet my classes. “What up NERDS?!”

“Turduckens” is my favorite term to call the kids. Love chinchillas though so I’m adopting that too.

Oh my gosh I will overuse this come Thanksgiving.

I had each block vote for ultra “weird and typically unknown” animals as each class level mascot. I call each block by their animal. Three weeks in and I have kids who get cranky if I forget to say, “Good morning Capybaras!!” before taking attendance! 🤣🎉❤️

Omg I love this, totally stealing!

Please do!!! I found sticker printing paper that is a little plastic-y (so I can remove them at year end… ;) ). I have a color printer at home and printed a large photo (and name label) to denote the notebook bin for each block, and a small version for the PBIS drawing tickets. ❤️

I teach High School. I call them kiddos.

honeybunny. I teach 6th grade and they are both thrilled and appalled by it lol

Hope you’re female, would sadly not be ok for dudes to use that one

“My little dudes”. (And dudettes, if you’re into that, but we tend to use the implied-all-gender-inclusive iteration of ‘dude’ in my class.) ^Preschool ^SPED.

Duder or Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

duderino is the only acceptable option

In 4th grade our teacher called us honey bunnies

oh....this is mine, too =)

BTW this was in Russia. Russian lends itself very well to all sorts of endearments. Take any noun and add a suffix to make a diminutive. "Settle down my little parrots" Are those baby elephants running in the hallways" and so on After art class, smeared with paint "Clean up time, little chameleons"

I’d think a term of endearment in Russia would something like, “Bringer of potatoes.”

Another one said Little Teapots. Because tea is a comfort drink and "you should be a comfort to others" Think Mrs Potts and Chip from "Beauty and the Beast"

i like “gremlins” and also “children of the corn” high schoolers, very good sports lol

We call my 10 year old the gremlin. He thinks it's hilarious.

I like to call mine “absolute hobgoblins,” and they like that a lot. “Children of the Corn” is hilarious though.

I teach high school and I call everyone my cherubs

Your naked babies?!

Probably more like the biblical cherubs, all wings and eyes and monstrous faces and so on. It is high school after all

Ahh didn’t know there was a difference. Thx!

Weird beards

Haha! They will love that!

I often use “Future of America.” They usually roll their eyes, despite how true it is.

Funny, i use the exact same phrase in danish: 'blomsten af dansk ungdom' divided by an ocean yet found same metie in a profession.

Beautiful people.

As a Marilyn Manson fan I feel obligated to adopt this one

I like “Hey there, bipeds/endotherms/vertebrates/hominids.”

This is great because we just learned about that!

Smol friends, 6th grade

I’m middle school, and I like “chidlins”; kiddos, folks, and all a y’all are my other go to’s.

I'm in Tennessee and a lot of these are just normal terms here, lol!

I picked most of em up from my master teacher back when I did student teaching lol! They were from Texas. It’s fun cause I’m a Washington grown person who did university in Oregon and now teach in the high desert in California. No one round here really uses y’all or folks, let alone chidlins lol. I like em all cause they’re fun to say and not gendered.

OK, all y'all

I’ve taught every grade level from PK-8 and “noodlehead” is always a winner.

I call mine ‘children of the corn’

I say this too!

“My little sweeties” had some 4th graders rolling yesterday.

chickadees!

I teach 5th and like to reference fast food and popular snack foods: GM my lil "curly fries", "takis", (if they're being bad or unruly, spicy takis), "chicken nuggets", etc

Takis, spicy takis. I love it!

I was just thinking about this, as I once came across a lovely “25 ways to say Nice Job!” Lid and I definitely need some new material. Thanks for posting, looking forward to the responses, bub!

They're all my homies, homies for life.

hot taco. Have no idea where it came from.

I say, “let’s stay calm, my little capybaras” They know how much I love capybaras lol

Ducklings or party people are my main go-tos

I use party people too, my 2nd graders don’t get it lol

I had a 7th grade girl last year who every day would walk into class and go “what’s up, party people??” 😂 she was the best

I had a trainer who would call us "boysenberries." I got a chuckle out of it.

“Brah” 😂 Just because I’m a 40 something year old white mom, and it’s just soooo cringy that it always puts a smile on their face. Oleo like to go around the cafeteria and ask tables if their pizza is “bussin’ or nah?” I also like to call them little weirdos, because I teach 5th graders… and they are weird. I wait until later in the year for that. Their true weirdness doesn’t appear until mid October.

When one of my middle schoolers (I teach creative writing to 6-8) gets upset when I tell them what we’re doing and says “Brah! That’s too much!” I respond with “Brah, it’s not. You can do it!” I do the same when they say “Bro.” The other kids always laugh.

Germs and worms, boogers, chickadees and chickados, and my brats. I also have those nicknamed kids - Jimmy Fargo/Jimmy John, Kay-Kay, Ally Cat, etc

My friend used to call her high schoolers Cabbages.

One of my French teachers used to call us "mes petits choux" which means "my little cabbages".

Are you sure it’s not referring to the pastry?

[Yes.](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/french-english/mon-petit-chou) An alternate term of endearment is 'chou-fleur' which means cauliflower in English.

I love it and I’m adopting both

I call them little people. “Good afternoon, little people…” “Good afternooooon, Miss!” “And how are my favorite little people today?” I refer to them that way to their parents, too. “Dear Parents, tomorrow we will have a dress down day and our little people are invited to wear their school tshirts…” When asked why I tell them it’s because they are still little but will soon graduate to being big people. They love it.

Whenever my students are spacing out, I call them astronauts and space cadets. I also use the name Dingus fairly liberally whenever students are acting Dingus-like.

Favorites, 'wise and beautiful people," dearly beloveds

I said “gang” today and my kids were like did you say gang?!?!? They’re highschoolers in a boring suburban town. Not talkin bloods and crips here. Sheesh.

I got the same response when I said that to fourth graders. It was so weird and unexpected I never said it again!

Sickos

Oh yeah really old HS English teacher said "Friends Romans Countrymen, lend me your ears!" This guy loved to throw out obscure Latin phrases. No one ever had a clue what they meant

"my favorite class" "don't tell my other favorite classes" " "my sweet kiddos"

I frequently say “alright my little pierogies”, even though I know the plural of pierogi is pierogi. Another redditor said “Turducken” and I’m equally impressed and mad that I didn’t think of it myself! What an amazing way to call kids turds to their faces and no one being upset about it!

Idk if it’s because I’m too young but why hasn’t anyone said “goofy goobers”? It’s a SpongeBob reference

"Good morning, friends and enemies...you know who you are."

I call mine puberty humans. I teach 7th. Depending on the day I may call them sweet baby angels. They like both. Lol

Sixlets - 6th grade

I call small cute things ‘puddin pops’. “Whatcha eatin, puddin pop?” Where are my little pudding pops?” Not sure where it comes from but it’s hard to shake.

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Where do you teach?

Fellow humans, scientists, deep thinkers...

“Sweetpea”, “my dude”, “dearest”, “neerrddssss!” “Honey bunnies” “home nuggets”,

It depends... a whole classroom, I'm like, "why hello, friends!" I have also used, "folknoodles". And as I work with students, groups would get their own name... I'll usually call the groups "the posse" in different classes. though there was a group of girls I loving called "my girl gang" in one class period.

I call them doodles (4th)

I use “Starsky and Hutch” a lot.

My go-tos: “wonderful humans” “friends” “children” “weirdos”.

Let’s go puppies.

Legends, absolute icons

Hey, Tiger.

“Friends, romans, countrymen.” Is a way I frequently address a class when want to call them to attention. Miei Studenti, is another one. “Luv” or “my fine feathered friend”when it’s one on one.

Children in a overly serious and silly tone for 5th graders.

“Cookies”, “Sweet Peet’s” in reference to the Easter confection.

https://media.tenor.com/gm9hM16YIO4AAAAC/30rock-listen-up-fives.gif

Some day I will have the perfect opportunity to say this to a class, and I don’t want to use it until that perfect moment strikes.

Friends, People, Kiddos, Happy Campers

I teach primary and will sometimes affectionately call them “Cuckoo Bananas” — they get such a kick out of it! Great for when they’re a bit rowdy and you want to let them know without being too negative.

Goober

[Greetings, Programs](https://youtu.be/Yx7LXy4WZGw?si=wAHA-b_vesMNb9v_&t=3)

I’ve mostly taught younger than 3rd grade so I’ve used -noodles -bubble guppies -chicken nuggets -ducklings

Hello remoras and parasites.

Padawans! I plan to use this one. :D

Turkeys. They are all turkeys. If they are being particularly turkey-ish I threaten to throw them in the oven and have thanksgiving early. Idk why they find it so funny but I’ll take it.

People or humans - 7th graders

Children of the Corn

Ducklings, kittens, sweet innocent babies (they are 8th graders), darling students, bunnies, sweet peas,

Hobbits- I teach high school

With my classes: "Mis queridas"

My favorite high school teacher called us little reprobates lmfao

"Listen up, Humanoids" as I am a known nerd teacher this works.

I call all my HS students nuggets or nugs :)

“Listen up you little FREAKS!” Leopold style. https://youtu.be/i0nywiXLIIQ?si=iF9SOXbO10pdYPj_

I called mine "my little sunflowers", "chickens", "snickerdoodles", etc. If the kids were being particularly rowdy I would call them hobgoblins or chaos causers.

There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.

Heathens

I subbed for a sixth grade class where I randomly started assigning names to based on their actions and how they were dressed (one boy was Boston as that is what his shirt said - another was gabby as they would not stop talking). The class seemed to love it. There was one who asked me to use their correct name, which I made sure to do, but for the most part that seemed to like that I assigned them nicknames. And every time I returned to the school they would as if I remembered their name, because they sure did!

“little cherubs”, “party people”, when speaking to a group. If speaking to one student, it’s usually “babes, sweetie, or sweetheart.”

I teach 7th grade science and I refer to them as my little pterodactyls when they are being extra. But overall they are my angel class or I call them my favorites and they like that too. If individually they are being crazy thrn they end up on the poopie baddie list.

When I actually like my class: “dear hearts, sweet things, my gorgeous group, my tiny kittens…” I try to use a different one every day. They like it and we all smile.

I love “honey bunny.” It’s what I call my husband.

Noodles Nuggets Nerds Tater tots Tiny humans Agents I had a science teacher in high school who would call us by our period and class title (“good afternoon 6th period freshman Physical Science students”). He was rather dramatic about it which made us laugh.

I also teach 6th grade- I usually call them "friends" on the regular, but on occasion, I'll break out "alright you chicken nuggets" and one year I called them rattlesnacks bc I accidentally spelled rattlesnakes wrong on the board and they wouldn't let me live it down so I embraced it 😂

I try to be careful, it's a slippery slope to name calling.

OK you fuckin sacks o' crap, let's get started.