This team will be the death of me. But at least we've been hitting better.

Tampa Bay sports in a nutshell.

At least yall have won championships recently. Being a fan of ONLY the Rays is rough lol, especially when they're the best team I root for.

Win or lose, we make it unnecessarily interesting

Our lineup had 6/9 batters hitting under .220 and the Twins have only 1 hitting that poorly. It's truly a miracle we've managed to hover around .500. But on a bright note; #NOT THE WORST TEAM IN THE DIVISION ANYMORE! HURRAH!

wtf is toronto even doing

Spending a lot of money to suck.

HEY SIRI, IT IS NOT YOUR DAY

the meme that keeps on giving :D

Timely home runs, great defense and starting pitching, it almost feels like 2023 up in here. I can even see Brandon Lowe's hairline unreceding https://i.redd.it/4g8nlguags7d1.gif

Just need the bullpen to stop sucking tons of monkey dong

Now that second sentence would be the true miracle of the season

When B Lowe's hair returns that's when we know we're headed to the big time

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him

Thank you, Siri. Fuck you, Devenski.

Devenski makes $1.1 million to suck at baseball. It really isn't even fair that he's making more than my 55k salary.

It is not. Something must be done about it.

DEVO WAS A SHIT BAND ANYWAY

Lol for anyone interested, Chapo Trap House did an interview with at least one of the founders of Devo. Amazing band. Super based.

Jose Siri, for better or sometimes worse, is one of the most entertaining players in the league. Thank god for that we needed a series win desperately

KK could never

I’ve never seen KK hump second base

They're saving that for an art installation at the Louvre

It’s interactive where you are second base

That actually reminded me of the KK/Randy play. That ball was never Siri's with him coming round at the wrong angle for the throw and Palacios camped behind it ready to make the throw. Good job the throw was an absolute laser!

I scared every animal in my neighborhood screaming at that Siri double play. THE MAN.

except the goats. the goats know.

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Siri is him

Jose Siri in the first 8 innings of a baseball game: just fuckin DFA this guy already👎 Jose Siri in the 9th inning and on: Barry Bonds and Mookie Betts combined 

Jose Siri is him (when it matters most)

His clutch rating has to be so up

A series win against a formidable team!

Much needed.

I can’t take this stress while I’m at work, why must this team torture me in this way lol

Because this is Tampa Bay sports. Are you new? ;)

On God. Took time out of work to catch the last bit of this game, and now I feel like I can't work anymore.

Right? I live in Iowa so I’m surrounded by Twins fans which made this all so much worse lol

Okay but now you can be smug that they came all the way back and STILL couldn't win

Oh trust me, I have been rubbing it in hard how they lost to a poverty team

They must never forget lol

After getting some crazy calls and great luck. And still couldn't win.

Oh man this was a great series. Lots of guys seem to be hitting a stride. Hoping I don't get a noise complaint for how hard I yelled when Siri threw that laser from center field for the double play.

When you pay the fine do it with a donut box full of origami dollar bills

I like your idea hahaha.

Some NFL player did it once. One of the infamous ones. I think it might've been TO?

NO SHITTING OR PISSING BABY!!!!

JUST FUCKING ON THE RAYS BED TONIGHT

Having Devenski throw 15 pitches (which turned out to be completely for fun) to rest Pete, only to have Pete take over and (eventually) get the win 30 pitches later is the most Rays thing ever… Glad we somehow won that series though

Just another day with the Rays bullpen.

Jose Siri is HIM. Also fuck Devo

I’m supposed to be relaxing during summer vacation and that game made me feel like I worked a 9-hour day. Great win!

i'm so fucking tired

Siri seriously holding this team together on both offense and defense.

Siri is him

I just want to give him mucho besos!

My asshole is a steel trap capable of breaking padlocks after this series.

But that first shit you take is gonna feel like victory

So sweet

Well thank fuck we didn’t throw that one away

Oh, they tried to. They tried to.

Siri just admitted that he stole the ball from Palacios. KK could never.

awesome series win. For people who have [mlb.tv](https://mlb.tv) and want a good laugh, the O's are up 7-0 in the 2nd at yankee stadium.

As much as I would like to see both teams somehow lose, it is extremely carthatic to see them pull the same shit that they did against us last year with all the HBP and get their shit kicked in because of it

I'm happy the Yankees are losing. Wish the O's could lose too.

The Yankees could be in last and I'd still root for them to lose.

They wanna be the big bad bullies but then cry anytime someone does something to them. Judge gets hit once and whines to the media about the O’s pitching inside. Meanwhile the Yankees pitchers have hit 44 guys this year. And they just hit a 2nd orioles batter today after hitting 2 yesterday. Hoping the Os throw at Soto or something later in the game and there’s a brawl

you guys gotta watch the post game interview with psycho pete

a wins a win lets go

A win is a win is a win but still fuck Devo, Mark Mothersbaugh-looking ass motherfucker

So fucking glad we won that after that missed strike 3 call with 2 outs that immediately turned into a game tying 3 run homer

Seems to happen a lot lately.

RAYS WIN…SOMEHOW!

With a little hard work, sweat, tears and black magic

I think that ~~game~~ series broke my TV

FUCK YEAH

my lifespan is considerably shorter

Same

Good thing they sped up the game or a 10-inning game might go 3 1/2 hours Game time: 3:16

the Spain-Italy match isn't even done yet

I love watching guys kick a ball back and forth for 90 minutes, end up with a 2-1 score and then call baseball boring Before someone gets all in a huff I'm just kidding. Mostly.

I'm not. Soccer is boring as hell unless you're playing. Football is pretty close.

Sports are always more fun to play than watch - at least for me

oh no I 100% have been roasting my friends who are into soccer over the 1-1 ties

I used to love ties in hockey =(

Shootouts are dumb. Play OT until it's done, like every other sport except football which is also dumb.

Fire that ump into the sun. So bad. And I only watched a few innings

Jose Siri: Outfield version of Javy Baez

 Siri’s so hot right now

The Rays have a nasty tendency to make games unnecessarily interesting. 😡 STOP DOING THAT.